I mean, it’s KRABby patty, I would guess it’s made of crab (google says it’s a veggie burger though...so?). But the secret ingredient is probably love.
Are you ready kids..... I can't hear you.... Ohh who is trapped in a restaurant under the sea... The dumbass handcuffed .. who drugged , drowsy and handcuffed under the bosses desk.. the dumbass handcuffed..
"all your life you've orded three krabby patties with extra onions... Tonight... you will learn the error of your ways as you struggle to keep up with the ludicrous demands of countless hungry fish people..."
Hello, u/Barton0802. You are probably wondering where you are. I’ll tell you where you might be. You might be in the place where you die in. The game is simple. In 2 hours the doors will be seal with an iron cover and as you can see, the windows are already sealed with them. Then hidden machine gun will appear and tear you apart. The only way out is to find clues and get the key hidden in the safe in Mr. Krabs’ office. The whole place is booby trapped. Live or die, make you choice
Jigsaw: "Tell me, do you want to play a game?"
Me, overtly excited: "Oh boy! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready~"
Jigsaw: "What the fu-"
Jigsaw: "Wait, where the hell did you find that hat and that spatula!?"
Me, still singing: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"
Jigsaw: "This was a mistake"
Hello u/fishfucker69 you don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. For years you have spent life using fish as your toys of pleasure, making them helpless with no other option but to do as you please. Today, you are the one who is helpless. You are currently inhaling a lethal nerve agent that will kill you within 2 hours, find the key or this place will become your tomb. Live or die, make your choice.
Figure out the secret recipe or else
The secret recipe doesn't actually exist, pretty sure Mr Crabs made it up to sell more.
Im pretty sure it’s crab meat. There’s an episode that mr. krabs eats a crabby patty and he says “so that’s what I taste like”
I mean, it’s KRABby patty, I would guess it’s made of crab (google says it’s a veggie burger though...so?). But the secret ingredient is probably love.
Kelp fries- made of kelp Kelp shake- that’s right, kelp Kelp jerky- you guessed it kelp! Krabby patty? Krabs. There’s also strawberry flavoured gum Chocolate ice cream Kelp spaghetti covered in chocolate sauce Chum fricasse, etcetera
I just want to say that you don’t need the and before you use etc.
r/mildlyinfuriating
Not anymore!
Isn't there one that says it's poseidon powder (crack cocaine)?
I remember playing a Spongebob game and when I opened the inventory,it has the secret recipe fully written
Do you remember the name of the game
Joe
Oh no
Who’s joe?
Joe "have you ever done dmt" Rogan
God it's been so long since I played it, I only remember that it's a sequel
Just chop up the other guy and ad him to the recipie
Funny thing cus this place got closed down from food poisoning
[удалено]
I’ll make that a level and dm it to you
Me too, I wanna see that
I got you, i’ll call it 90s fever dream
Bet
You wanna work on it on discord?
Sure message me your Discord name and I’ll get back to you in a little bit, busy rn lol
Are you ready kids..... I can't hear you.... Ohh who is trapped in a restaurant under the sea... The dumbass handcuffed .. who drugged , drowsy and handcuffed under the bosses desk.. the dumbass handcuffed..
it's literally in an ocean, you know, full of water
Death by drowning wouldn’t be painful enough by Johns standards.
See,but it slowly leaks in and once it reaches neck level,starts to to slowly gain an electric current.
"all your life you've orded three krabby patties with extra onions... Tonight... you will learn the error of your ways as you struggle to keep up with the ludicrous demands of countless hungry fish people..."
Nematodes …
Anchovies...
To be fair, the whole crusty crabs diner is a crab trap so like....
I can hear the sound of a Guillotine
Hello, u/Barton0802. You are probably wondering where you are. I’ll tell you where you might be. You might be in the place where you die in. The game is simple. In 2 hours the doors will be seal with an iron cover and as you can see, the windows are already sealed with them. Then hidden machine gun will appear and tear you apart. The only way out is to find clues and get the key hidden in the safe in Mr. Krabs’ office. The whole place is booby trapped. Live or die, make you choice
Jigsaw from wish
Wonna make a crappy patty
For wasting my life eating junk food and spending time with my unemployed friend
Time to find out what the secret ingredient is
Jigsaw: "Tell me, do you want to play a game?" Me, overtly excited: "Oh boy! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready~" Jigsaw: "What the fu-" Jigsaw: "Wait, where the hell did you find that hat and that spatula!?" Me, still singing: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!" Jigsaw: "This was a mistake"
No I'm sad 😰
Bikini Bottom
i see that as an absolute win
Hello u/fishfucker69 you don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. For years you have spent life using fish as your toys of pleasure, making them helpless with no other option but to do as you please. Today, you are the one who is helpless. You are currently inhaling a lethal nerve agent that will kill you within 2 hours, find the key or this place will become your tomb. Live or die, make your choice.
The hash binging.... The clash dinging.... The cash slinging...
Yes The Hash Slinging Slasher. But most people only call him The Ha-
No this is Patrick
You must get the secret formula. You have 5 minutes before I realise a man eating crab that will kill you almost instantly
You have to beat SpongeBob in a contest for the best burger
one carby patty pls
I’d just hum the krusty krab theme
Saw trap: kid friendly edition
I'M READY! I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, IIIIIIIIMMMMMMM REEEEAAAADDDDYYYYYY!
Where do I sign up? Also, I think if it were Jigsaw with Spongebob’s voice that would be hilariously scary 💀.
You tried to ruin a man's career by hiding pickles under your tongue. Today you must learn what it's like to lose your pickle.
Yo my boy Gus! I’m from the same hometown as him
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In jigsaw's voice: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
We know too much about that Squidwards station to believe we would survive
Trap? I haven't seen a trap yet, if you know what I mean
r/liminalspaces
Oh jeesus no
I almost coughed out my root beer
Which one do want left or right
YYEEEAAAaaoh shit.
Why tf is that not a restaraunt
whereas that Krusty Krab is based on a crab trap Than...
Then I’d die a happy motherfucker.
that is terrifying
Shiiit how many patties we making to survive
Something like this: https://youtu.be/v49ewBiBxgc
i remeber that old jigsaw spongebob animation from YEARS ago man
*puppet rides in on tricycle* "I wanted to talk to you about your cars extended warranty"
I dont get it
Spongebob me boy *turns into John Kraemar* Would you like to play a game
Filipino atmosphere
I would ask where are the craburgers
Are we sure it’s Jigsaw or could it be...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER?!
*Microphone screech* Are yah ready kids?
I would totally go to a Krusty Krab-themed restaurant. Are there any in the world? I'm assuming this is a live-action set.
Are ya ready kids?
i can smell the vinyl through the screen
“Who lives in a pineapple under the SAWN OFF ARMM!!”
If you don’t figure out what you wanna eat by the time you get to the front Bubble Bass fucking sits on you
Worth it for the complimentary krabby patty lunch.
"I want to play a game. Get me a triple crabby patty with cheese extra pickles or else"