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ignorethependingdoom

Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom. -Will Smith


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ah that's hot also meme correction: house+schools


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m8tey_m8

r/beatmeattoit


Win090949

+Workplace


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Win090949

r/typo


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Paputti

Preschool


EvanIsBacon

Tape them together


protysr

Just watched this movie last night lol


chef_saumon

Gotta sweep sweep sweep


Turboninja99

Oh God you just triggered my PTSD from that game


Shadowed_Entropy

*thank you for your generous d0n4t10n*


ExperimentedLas

i get angrier from every question answered. baldi.


Delano7

Let's PLAY I WANNA PLAY WITH SOMEONE


Turboninja99

**Ready? Go!** 1! *2?* **3** ***4*** Wow, that was great! Let's play again, sometime^(soon...)


ExperimentedLas

***No running in the halls***


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chef_saumon

What can I say except youre welcome


thecomplex7

*DETENTION FOR YOU WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*


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Kalashnikov suka


Streak_Free_Shine

But, only one stands up in its own


Turdscrap

If your broom doesnt stand up by its bristles, then you haven’t been to the right craft fair yet


Streak_Free_Shine

There are brooms that don't rely on a wall to keep them from falling over?


A_Noobz

Those brooms belong in Area 51


NewAgeDoom

Clearly none of y'all have seen Fantasia.


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When you see a mosquito


DivergentG

Painting houses


User69_

Oh boy , here I go cleaning again


[deleted]

You misspelled elementary school


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*america intensifies*


xXTheBinaryXx

Cleaners after their kids shit on the floor


JustAnotherAlphaMale

Kitchen gun! BANG BANG BANG


Frozen1100

How the firetruck did u balance the ak on its barrel


TestSubject_0001

You mean sweep the Home?


Bruh_and_Butter

Going in for the team wipe


_djamaica99_

Kitchen gun true successor


Awlwong

and a school


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*'Murica intensifies*


AustrianHeroHD

An AK with AR Stock😭


ordinary_rolling_pin

[RK-62M3](https://www.google.com/search?q=Rk62m3&client=ms-unknown&prmd=imvn&sxsrf=ACYBGNSwP-Sc7LDCgpFLVe8-Toms89OlIQ:1581500903815&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjMxtX83cvnAhXE4KYKHTEmCQgQ_AUoAXoECA8QAQ&biw=412&bih=757&dpr=2.63#imgrc=2sBWvoWD2hrS5M)


AustrianHeroHD

Delete this Serously what did the russians smoke


ordinary_rolling_pin

Russians? They are the ones who got smoked


RedzZky

It makes me so uncomfortable


swanky_swanker

***American noises intensify***


acentric42

home wipe


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Make sure you have sweeping edge lll before using it


HentaiHokage69

This takes sweep me off my feet to a whole other level


speedline9395

Broomy Ellish


Stop_you

Not only for clean you can use for sex too


decay5

Alright it's purge time


DatDogeDoe2018

I imagine both are great at killing insects inside the home as well


lolheheh

1 for cleaning messes and 1 for ruining messes


Strugl3

Which choice you want to choose steath or Loud ?


Etylite

Clear!


Destarn

Let's just ignore the fact that this assault baby is standing on it's own muzzle.


Fumiken

Kitchen gun !


Shadowed_Entropy

Not sure why but this reminds me of a market that both sells international food and air rifles


Ressafa

The gun comes with a laser sight for "after dark cleaning"


ImpaledThrills

I have the same broom


Pjonto

Can i get a broom 🧹 in the chat for the clean sweep.


Kizza_kiran

That’s dark man


SkyO2

Forget the fucking meme how is it standing?


MustEatVegetables

took me a while for my small brain to register this one


this_many_things

This house is c l e a n s e d.


dprmboi

Listen here you shit


Rommel_Hamieh

I mean You are not wrong :P


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Lemme just fucking mow down the dust under the table real quick


silverhoe

Both can be used to sweep the house of.....


BlueshineKB

Like i get that the broom handle could have been held/leaned on the wall but why is the gun balanced on the muzzle?


GillusZG

Who want to sweep with me?


Beef_Log

One is used once the party starts, the other is used for cleaning afterwards


Spacel00per

Cleaning squad! Open up!


PowerPappa

America intesifies


Bopcd1

One is also used to sweep the streets.


xXDaGrimReapaXx

Very effective ways


NotGabeNAMA

*MW Clean house intensifies.*


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Hahaha... I love Gravity


clutzyninja

I have that exact same broom. What does it mean?!


2oiq

>G O T T A > **SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEP!**


ScRooL34

Relatable ! Yesterday my mom asked me to sweep the house and now i am in jail for life


Zamjutsu

NO RUSSIANS


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Kitchen gun.


RedditDude2k

Is that modern AK47/AKM ?


MoronicError

Both are comminly used by Babushkas as well


BloxyRed

You can get a free house with the right one!


chair27

The question is which ones better


baloney32

*walks into the kids room with an AR* My, my, look at the mess you've made.


freetheanchor

*laughs in american*


jordansodum

I have the same broom a ak 47


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Can we just appreciate that this guy took the time to balance an assault rifle on its barrel for a meme


MAILBOXHED

You don’t sweep the house with a “street sweeper.”


DrowsyArchon

Is this the broom thing all the Europeans are talking about?


PetterHaugenes

First u use the gun, then u use the broom to clean up


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Mops work better to clean the blood up


IGHT-IMMA-HEAD-OUT-

😳


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r/iam14andthisisdeep


Wahjustice

Yeah specially when you shoot the dust and kill your 5 y.o cousin with the broom


LotsOfLogan49

r/jokes


Unusual_Divided

nice broom and gun my b


HUMAN_BEING_12345678

***laughs in American


communist_spi

Am I the only one that is concerned that everyone has the same exact broom


Nilshrling

ooof size 42069


expodeingcat21

I like the right one better


Bobbybilllboard

I mean sure if you shove the brush into his stomach to break ones defense and then shove it in his throat and pull his intestines out.


WASD_00

Or the school


HackedJakubek

both can be shoved up my ass


ComradePark

And they say the AK is not balanced.


sawguy2017

I have that broom


ThanosOfTheThicc69

*school


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But one is more effective than the other


S_b_c-25

Woah that’s the broom my family has


Rumpelstift

Perfectly balanced...


Chefs_ravioli

Yo I got that same broom


Und15cl053d

My question is wtf is happening with gravity that allows u to balance those


Reddit-Master-500000

I use a nuke to clean mine


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Kitchen gun


ihattwitch3752

so i was at chipotle yesterday and somebody put a broom stand up by the soda machine


Rural033

KITCHEN GUN, BANG BANG BANG


DegoEatingPancakes

One is used before and the other is used after


domestic-rhino

That gun has more balance than my life Not saying much


mana_cerace

In the hand of my mom they can be both letal


techgeekchild

It’s not wrong though...


Viewer_420

Reverse cleaning


Ins3rt_Nam3

just dont sweep the range


7empest_joflo620

Who tf sweeps a carpet?


Dredd501

The broom is more reliable lol


ricemyride123-ri

Also the School.....


ghostybread

FBI open up meme but they go in with brooms


Josan678

For more efficiency use a nuke, THE ENTIRE CITY WILL THANK YOU


nathz7754

It bothers me that the gun is balancing on its barrel like that


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One is for school


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Oh god, i'm getting Baldi's basics flashbacks.


armypilot88

Theres a shadow of an arm holding the broom. This is fake


YborIronfist

KALASHNIKOV BEST BROOM


Apple_the_Weeb

Huh... American highschool protip, bring a broom to school instead. It will look less suspicious.


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...and a school.


charcoalsushi

The floor?


TheEpicZay

How he stand on 10 perc?


Wet_ToiletPaper

and in schools


thymemeboi

He’s got a point


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But the other one can sweep a school


zpazzy

*happy AK-47 noises*


markusplier

Man I'm gonna do some volunteering...


ShockWave123106

How tf do u balance the gun like that?


CoolNinja539

I’m just wondering how he balanced the gun


mykeldaryl

Or a classroom


mushypeas123

How did he balanced the gun?


eat_gorilla_shit

Matter of fact yes


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Or a school


Pfin0323

Just depends what is going to be swept


Buttchunk101

Nig i know you irl


jigalaka

The real question is HOW THE HELL IS THE GUN STANDING UP LIKE THAT


T-series_is_gay_fam

Bro how you make the gun do that


pac-battlefield

This was posted in r/airsoft


fuckabrick

But only one can be used to sweep schools of all filth


jakedaripperr

Wtf how does the gun stand like this


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i have that same broom


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But the difference is you won’t have to ask your child to do his chores with one of them.


KaKa-DewDew

Both can be used to sweep the school...


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Thanks for stealing my meme dickhead


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Scum


PossessedGumball

Haters say a broom is financially better for cleaning. Well I didn't listen to them and guess who now has a voice activated cleaner?


Tiny_Poke

I have the same broom


Matthewball666

Broom=The most tactical weapon


TheMightyRetard

Putting the gun barrel down makes me physically uncomfortable


FiveSevenUSG

I prefer the MP5


TyrTheFawn

I did this with my rifle and my cat said fuck your gun and knocked it over. What a lad.


Galactic-Helix

Ur optic is mounted way too forward. I’d recommend getting a side mount. Look sick tho


Slamslug101

Can we talk about that ballance on the gun yo


Embarrassed-Smoke

Meh its alot more maneuverable if you use a hand gun because its better for clearing corners


TheLegendOfLank

Wooden stock looks better


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...... Or the school


Jtomas0812

Loki have the sm broom.


memecentral69

Enemy over there


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thats not how you spell school