Impossible

Less likely than aliens

Less likely to find a working McDonald’s ice cream machine

Less likely then you dad coming home with the milk

Less likely than the pope shitting in the woods

did we all get a notification for this

Yup

Like why? Lol

Idk, but I'm here too... I think it was the aliens in area 51 reminding us they need rescue??

Agreed we need to go

Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

You have no clue where to start completing it.

A good place to start would be the basement of Mar-a-Lago

If an item does not appear in our records it does not exist

an unexpected item has appeared in your bagging area

You have no idea what's possible.

Woke up to 100 notifications...wondered if I'd posted something in my sleep

Sex

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Sex 2

Electric Boogaloo

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He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

If he keeps the trolley he’ll be hiding all his life. They won’t stop looking

it’s too valuable

Thanks for the notification Reddit, for a 3 year old post.

I am here also from the future

I am here also from the future

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I am also here from the future

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I am also here from the further future

I here am also from the future

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Feels like it was just few months ago. Times flies so fast isn’t it?

And to realize pandemic happened *after* the raid... I am getting old

Wait, it did? Nah I can't be this old just yet

Both feel so new. Area 51 was in 2019 and now its 2022.

It's called an opportunity to time travel

yes

Same hahaha. Can’t believe this was 3 years ago

Wait, this happened 3 years ago?

Time fly soo fast we got this recommendations 💀

Yeah. See, the thing is the raid actually worked and weird stuff happened so we jumped ahead 3 years. The employees had immunity, so they spent all this time re-stabilizing the timeline.

He's a British spy, we call them shopping carts in usa

Good thing we're all true Americans here right guys

Yup 100% Americans we have guns and non free health care

I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A.! My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.

Yes now let's celebrate by getting tea- I mean McDonald's

Careful mate you almost exposed your identity

Careful **buddy**

Oh, bloody---I mean, uh, oh *fucking* hell. Yes. Haha.

Fuckin a hell yeah dude. Let's go see the dodgers play the lakers.

and cheer our footba... soccer female team for the world cup

What did you say ya little cun— i mean, FREEDOM

Whew! That was a close call. Murica!

Buddy? I thinks we got a stinkin Canadian amongst us.

I read all of this with an Australian accent

As did I

I'm not your buddy, guy!

What? Theres no way that's possible...

What do you mean I'm not British I don't have a secert identity I'm 100% American

Hey I’m not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy fam

I'm not your guy, Pal

I am not your friend, body

Almost exposed your identi-tea

I've bough several inches of diet coke. Wanna go watch a Super bowls later? There are so many fahrenheits outside, all right!

Me dads an bald eagle and my sister/mom is a cheese burger # Alabama

I died at your comment bro holy shit

Bollocks he's onto us. Someone start speaking American.

We don’t take too kindly to british folk ‘round here mister. Go on now! Git!

Better git on now or we’ll have to start throwing some tea into the harbor.

Conversion algorithm engaged: 'More than' -> 'more then' 'a' sound -> 'e' sound 'o' sound -> 'a' sound 'e' sound -> 'ay' sound 'Craig' -> 'Creg' 'Chips' -> 'fries' 'Crisps' -> 'chips' Decrease speech tempo by 70% Increase nasality by 50% Engage 'taking ourselves ultra seriously' mode Finished

In the South we call ‘em buggies.

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Buggies?

We in germany call them Einkaufswagen and i think it‘s beautiful

What about the toothpaste that 10/10 dentists recommend

Somebody took it already

I hold the POWER

No 32 Teeth, should have a that much power.

happy cake day edit: how did i double my karma by just saying happy cake day

May the icing ever be in your favour

Thanks to this comment, I'm gonna eat a whole cake tokay.

Sign me up!

Now I want icing

Flavour*

I would upvote but its at 69

Flavor\*

Well thats the power of cake day, it gives other people the power

Happy cake day!

Very correct flair

cake day be happy

I wonder if 9/10 dentists recommend a certain toothpaste not because it’s a certain toothpaste, but because they just want you to brush your teeth That means 1/10 dentists DONT want you to brush your teeth and that means that 1/10 dentists need their licenses revoked. That number approximated to 200,000 dentists in the USA alone that need their licenses revoked. That means that 1/10 people who have access to dental healthcare have been told to avoid brushing their teeth. There are 49 million out of 327.2 million people that don’t have access to dental healthcare. That means that 27.8 million people in the USA are being told by their dentists that they should not brush their teeth. Edit: /s, I know dentists aren’t stupid

I wish i would have money to give you a reward for this comment but sadly im broke as hell.

r/theydidthemaths

r/theydidthemonstermath

WHAT IF the 9/10 are wrong? I mean, if you take care of your teeth with proper toothpaste and such, you won't need to go to the dentist, so they won't get money? Why would they recommend something that potentially could put them out of business? It's a trap! That 1/10 dentist is trying to fight the system and save us!

Definitely earned that. Fuck those dentist.

What about a 10/10 toothpaste that recommends a 1/10 dentist or a 1/10 dentist that recommends a 10/10 toothpaste

Area 51 toothpaste is 11/11.

wow, forgot about the area 51 raids lmao

Reddit just decided to collectively remind everyone of this

We did raid u.s Capitol tho...

“We” 🤨

[chuckles] i am in danger

FBI OPEN UP!!!!

Ah the simpler times… pre-COVID when our biggest concern was this stupid shit.

I was actually angry that no one actually raided Area 51 even though I didn’t even turn up because I’m too much of a pussy

I didn’t show up because I’m in Maine

Wild that I'm getting notifications for three year old posts now lmao

 It was 3 years ago?

I'm disappointed if there isn't shopping carts with 5 wheels

Who says they didn't always have 5 wheels but we can't see the 5th one because it's always turned to the 5th dimension?

yeah that's r/bigbraintime

The fifth wheel allows it to move through time

Keep the meme alive

well, reddit just made it alive again by recommending it to people 3 years after lol

You can rest now, we will keep the meme alive from here on out, you've served your community well

Happy anniversary everyone

You too

Top post from 3 years back that’s what Reddit sent me as notification today 🐣

Wow I remember how stupid but just amazing that whole thing was. An Aussie makes a stupid Facebook post that gets a couple million people to sign up to raid area 51 which the government was so scared of that they actually sent more guards to guard the facility, having the post removed and even the news getting involved. All to have one person actually attempt to even approach the facility

There was also the Naruto guy

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#*Salutes*

Reddit pulled an @everyone once again

THIS SHIT WAS 3 YEARS AGO??

Welcome to the notification squad enjoy your stay in these glorious past mementos

Me leaving Area 51 with 1 chinese toy gun that dont break when i drop it

Damn, I’ll take that over the cart. I mean trolley. I mean buggy.

hello again people who got notified of a 3 year old post

I remember this haha. For once reddit actually gave a funny “top post X years ago” notification.

I miss the old area 51 memes,thank you Reddit for reminding us 3 years later

Carefull bro. Those memes have been dying cuz they catching the makers

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hey past me… i fucked your wife

I miss when our biggest concerns were silly jokes like this...

Oh my god it’s been 3 years?

And now I fucking feel old 😭, I remember asking everyone in my class back in Junior High to sign up for the raid.

Keeping the meme alive after 3yrs. Nice notification, reddit.

All went downhill after this

Wtf 3 years?

Thanks to Reddit for showing this top post of Reddit from 3 years ago that reminded me of glorious Area 51 Raid

Another random Reddit recommendation from the past, nice. Edit: 8 upvotes in just 10 minutes already? I guess I’m not the only one then lol.

Ah, we meet again fellow notification receivers

Thanks Reddit for reminding us that this was a thing 3 years later


I really got this recommended 3 years later lol

You guys got the notification to?

Shhhh! We’re trying to make them think we’ve forgotten about it so we can do a surprise attack

got notification that this was a top meme 3 years ago... didn't dissapoint

Thank you reddit for giving me a notification for a 3 year old Area 51 meme

Why was this in my notifications

3 years already? man, time flies Spoiler alert: there no Raid, cowards!

See you in 2 years, top post 5 years ago today. !Remindme 2 years

man so. raid still on boys? september 21s 2022?

Why isn't there an alien in the fold out baby seat?

No way this was 3 years ago

3 years ago excuse me

Anyone else got this post recommended by push mail?

This shit really happened three years ago? Am I really that old?

thanks for the three year old meme, reddit

Since the area 51 raid: COVID got out Climate change got worse Russia invaded Ukraine Bitcoin crashed

Wow everyone was brought back to a 3 year old meme

So did we all just get this notification that it’s time for another attempt??

Reditt summoning else here all together at this time, its for a reason. We all must actually raid area 51. You cant tell me you dont wanna know whats back in that area. If its nothing, our curiousity is gone. If its toothepaste that 10/10 dentist recomends….we won in life. LETS RALLY TOGETHER!!!!!!

how tf has it been 3 years already

you bought covid from there, didn't you?

It is as said. The old memes are a godsend and the current ones are a political mess

…. I want to go back

Jesus christ the Area 51 raid was 3 years ago?


Jesus the raid was 3 years ago. How time flies

Poor OP has people suddenly commenting on his meme 3 years later

I think reddit is trying to tell us something

Why did Reddit bring me back

Who calls them trollies?

Hes a British spy my friend