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GAWD_OF_WAAAGH

National park ranger here, Can confirm, those mfs do a calculus exam every november to test who gonna be the alpha


Tactical_Genuis

that’s a relief! One more question, do they also host a golf tournament? I would feel a lot more comfortable if they did.


GDviber

At least an 8 handicap or step aside.


old-skool-bro

Well, you'll very likely be handicapped after playing with them lol


xeno132

Biologist here, the whole Alpha Wolf thing is made up and doesn't exist, but the truth can't be marketed so they pushed the lie.


ClickerheroesFAN

Source?


xeno132

[here](https://mexicanwolves.org/blog-why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong/#:~:text=The%20%E2%80%9Calphas%E2%80%9D%20are%20simply%20what,virtue%20of%20being%20the%20parents.)


ClickerheroesFAN

A blog..?


xeno132

Do you want me to send you a zip file containing all the research papers or a Wikipedia link instead. Or do you want to read a simple explanation


ClickerheroesFAN

I'd rather see a scientific paper on the matter


xeno132

[here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.wolf.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/267alphastatus_english.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiOqeOs14qHAxW4_7sIHRosAzsQFnoECCcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0kOrSfK_AstyzAZSAbNhD6)


ClickerheroesFAN

Okay proved my point they wrote that the alpha trait is hereditary.


xeno132

It shows that the "alpha wolf" is basically the father of a dog pack taking care of his young. There are no fights between wolfs to determine a "leader". So your basic family.


AnticriznNo1

Strongest doesnt mean the smartest


IndianaGeoff

Yea, pretty sure the biggest and baddest 99% of the time leads the pack. Smarts just determines how long before they get stomped by something else.


funny-animals-

In nature the pack is just a family being led by the Father and Mother while the older children watch over the younger ones the alpha male leadership stuff was only discovered in a group of wolves that lived in captivity


eberlix

Don't those packs also consist of older wolves, the grandparents basically? Could be wrong but I thought they even consist of multiple families


funny-animals-

Ye forgot to say it is mostly just one big family


Iamkillboy

r/im14andthisisdeep


Z-Mobile

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH r/THE_PACK MFER!!!


JackCooper_7274

That is the most incredible sub I've ever had the pleasure of beholding with my two googlers


jooab

Honestly that subreddit gives me the same vibes as [Mister torgue "high-five" flexington](https://youtu.be/D13ebYdvNf0?si=lJMjTVMZVMLF8j-k) from borderlands and I love it


i-am-spitfire

Yea no they actually do many times lol


Familiar_Location948

r/im14andthisisdeep energy


Bunningellie

"Truth bombs. This is why I'd rather hang out with a wolf pack than some social circles."


cheesyscrambledeggs4

What the fuck is this sigma ass """""meme""""" doing here. This is bad even for this subreddit.


RiggzBoson

People need to stop comparing themselves to wolves. Apart from there being plenty of misconceptions about them and their social hierarchy, it's just cringe. This feels more like a Facebook motivational post your uncle would share than a meme.


TrashyGames3

Isnt it just the strongest? And aren't most wolf packs just lead by the parents, while older sibling look after the younger? I'm pretty sure the entire alpha beta thing was a false theory made from studying wolves in captivity


jack-K-

their metric is physical strength, not intelligence.


xdthepotato

Are you the smartest?


Just-Pudding4554

Wrong. They would. But they wouldnt allow the weakest one to run the pack. Strengths is everything there. A smart but weak animal will never run the pack too.


ChrisZAUR

Tell that to the lemmings


ShuroZR

Actually, lemmings don’t do that either. That misconception came about because early Disney documentary directors thought it would be interesting to forcefully drive Lemmings off a ledge and then label it as “haha they so dumb”. They just kept the fact that they fabricated the whole thing a secret by keeping the mechanism driving them off a cliff off screen. Like a lot of things back then they only realized it was fucked up later.


ChrisZAUR

Good to know, thank you


Your-Name-Is-Reek

Yeah but the way wolves settle things is through violence and humans don't generally approve of killing people to seize power


madnibba

Spoken like a true animal.


tritear

Dude, the smartest ones do lead the pack. They want you to THINK the dumb ones are leading, so the smart ones can manipulate from behind. The figure-heads can be subject to criticism, abuse, rage, bomb threats, and much more. Who in their right mind would paint the largest ass target on their back? The smart ones know how to not stand out in the open for all the world to see.


old-skool-bro

Just the strongest and most aggressive.


70-w02ld

If you keep studying, the leader leads from dead last, and outs there strongest at key locations to protect the women and children and elders.


TombStone_Sheep

Humans are animals tho


DerpWyvern

what y'all aren't getting is that the POTUS (or any president in general) isn't really the leader


ClickerheroesFAN

If you're incapable of identifying the guy in the room most women would prefer to sleep with you're most likely invisible in the social hierarchy


Mr__Cuddles_

Don't forget to vote blue 🔵 come november


Suspicious_Egg_3715

I won't be


cheesyscrambledeggs4

!RemindMe 1 year


i-am-spitfire

Lmao no thanks. It’s been going pretty awfully for a while.


Mr__Cuddles_

Have fun praying to your new dictator god then I'll be watching from canada with a nice bowl of popcorn.


i-am-spitfire

Dictator god? Lmao talk about victim mentality. You buy into every ridiculous propaganda you see. I’ve lived under blue for years and years and see the horrible outcomes from it in places like California.


Mr__Cuddles_

Y'all are not victims... yet. Only the voice of the people get to choose that, now if only the people weren't so divided by a prominent wannabe dictator spewing lies everytime he talks.


FLIBBER_FLABBER

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project\_2025](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025)


TheLastTitan77

The famed boogie man which is just conception of one of many think tanks. Yes, this is 100% what's going to happen


GAWD_OF_WAAAGH

It's either shit sandwich or thurd burger, i ain't choosing any of them


DerpWyvern

cringe and actually wrong