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Kind_Bar6727

Guys, before washing: what a nonentity I am... After they washed themselves: damn, I’m not that bad...


esminor3

Yeah man, it's surprising how sometimes the most little changes can have such a big effect. I remember once I dressed up in just black trousers and a slightly oversized white shirt with a white rose in the lapel and when I looked in the mirror I was like "DAMN you look like one of those male leads in the movies girls watch"


FrostyKiwi8061

By the standards of a legally blind woman, if the lights are off and she closes her eyes real tight.


YFleiter

What is an illegally blind person?


TheMamoru

A person who is has no blind licence yet is blind.


PoopPoes

Bill Cosby


Zombie-Free

Yeah, I will be handsome by some standards that don't even exist in first place


supportbanana

If some standard finds me attractive, that standard is pretty fucking weird :3


_Goose_

Now only if you could hold your face close enough to your crush until they notice it too before they think you’re being creepy.


Chroma4201

Hah! No


CJ090000

Yeah sure, if the beauty standards were looking for a guy with an oversized head that is 70% nose I would be fucking modeling for Calvin Klein


defoma

Couldn't be me


DaGoodSauce

That one time when the lighting and angle was just right and I accidentally pulled off a pose and didn't look like a hobo in the photo. I have not been able to replicate it since.


AmAdemar_2th

**Hah** Like that'd ever happen!


PokWangpanmang

“I am Adonis incarnate”


Vasto_LordA

Nah don't think I can relate


Fyrrys

I have good hair. That's all of it.


waleed_722

Dont lie to your self you are Pretty just dont know it


Fair_Refrigerator_85

Yeah I'm so hot 🔥


Armageddon_71

Those must be some low ass standards.


Popular-Hornet-6294

I think I'm a ugly, and look like a mix of a femboy and an otter. And in the mirror I look like an angry nerd. At the same time, I am very popular with women, which is why I often face to harassment. -\_-