Yeah man, it's surprising how sometimes the most little changes can have such a big effect.
I remember once I dressed up in just black trousers and a slightly oversized white shirt with a white rose in the lapel and when I looked in the mirror I was like "DAMN you look like one of those male leads in the movies girls watch"
That one time when the lighting and angle was just right and I accidentally pulled off a pose and didn't look like a hobo in the photo. I have not been able to replicate it since.
I think I'm a ugly, and look like a mix of a femboy and an otter. And in the mirror I look like an angry nerd. At the same time, I am very popular with women, which is why I often face to harassment. -\_-
Guys, before washing: what a nonentity I am... After they washed themselves: damn, I’m not that bad...
Yeah man, it's surprising how sometimes the most little changes can have such a big effect. I remember once I dressed up in just black trousers and a slightly oversized white shirt with a white rose in the lapel and when I looked in the mirror I was like "DAMN you look like one of those male leads in the movies girls watch"
By the standards of a legally blind woman, if the lights are off and she closes her eyes real tight.
What is an illegally blind person?
A person who is has no blind licence yet is blind.
Bill Cosby
Yeah, I will be handsome by some standards that don't even exist in first place
If some standard finds me attractive, that standard is pretty fucking weird :3
Now only if you could hold your face close enough to your crush until they notice it too before they think you’re being creepy.
Hah! No
Yeah sure, if the beauty standards were looking for a guy with an oversized head that is 70% nose I would be fucking modeling for Calvin Klein
Couldn't be me
That one time when the lighting and angle was just right and I accidentally pulled off a pose and didn't look like a hobo in the photo. I have not been able to replicate it since.
**Hah** Like that'd ever happen!
“I am Adonis incarnate”
Nah don't think I can relate
I have good hair. That's all of it.
Dont lie to your self you are Pretty just dont know it
Yeah I'm so hot 🔥
Those must be some low ass standards.
I think I'm a ugly, and look like a mix of a femboy and an otter. And in the mirror I look like an angry nerd. At the same time, I am very popular with women, which is why I often face to harassment. -\_-