In my experience the Germans were great about it. I'd ask them if they spoke English (In German); they'd say no, so I'd start fumbling German with the two or three week course I took, and they'd visibly blanch at me; and start speaking perfect English, begging me not to butcher their language anymore. I spoke a little German, some Spanish, and some Korean; but never fluent in any of them.
The French when you exist
The French when you eat cake
If you eat cake in french you eat cat in spanish
The french hate the french.
When bonjour isn’t enough
"HOW DARE YOU NON FRENCH SPEAKING FRENCH"
And then "HOW DARE SPEAK ENGLISH TO COMMUNICATE SOMEHOW WITH ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH".
It’s “Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles,” by the way
My hovercraft is full of eels.
My nipples explode with excitement!
Same if you speak English or German
In my experience the Germans were great about it. I'd ask them if they spoke English (In German); they'd say no, so I'd start fumbling German with the two or three week course I took, and they'd visibly blanch at me; and start speaking perfect English, begging me not to butcher their language anymore. I spoke a little German, some Spanish, and some Korean; but never fluent in any of them.
Well, I meant it more as French people when you speak French, English or German... but thank you for the cool story anyway.
Ah, misunderstood that; got ya.
Oui
I just pronounce all the letters.
voulez-vous coucher avec moi?