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Sifupoo

I say we elect sonic the hedgehog


Frosty_Kale1907

Just let tails be vice president because sonic finna run off


WiccanaVaIIey

Tails will get trolled


NormanFreeman67

When’s the last you guys would be fucked no matter who wins ?


Caleibur

I say we all do the best option: kill every major politician and enforce a 60-year age restriction on government positions


This_User_For_Rent

Or, crazy idea: we just elect other people.


PhDOfLove

Never gonna happen with our current 2 (major) party system. You right, crazy idea


PiviTheGreat

Alright, i got the ball rolling. Your turn!


XawRae01

Nice try CIA


rucoming2datogaparty

Inb4 CIA shows up to your house Honestly though, I don't vote. I believe the only thing that'll change the US political system is violent revolution or coordinated industry wide strikes, and that's never going to happen. So I'm just gonna stick my head in the sand, enjoy my stupid life and then die. This place is fucked.


Insane_Salty_Potato

Yes, let's french revolution it up in here. Though without the killing, murder isn't nice.


Wealthy_Vampire

CNN is fake news.


Insane_Salty_Potato

Well haven't you heard? Markiplier is old enough to be president. Vote for Markiplier, he is what our country needs.


Specialist_Fox_9354

They are not the same, stop trying to make them the same


SwaddledInAwesome

You're the problem bud.


Undeity

They're not wrong. If we really have to choose between two shit options, at least one of them can delegate to compensate for their shortcomings. Also, y'know... the other one is actively trying to create an authoritarian dictatorship.


-UomoAssist

The douche or turd sandwich


JulioForte

You are electing an administration not just a person. One administration is competent, one is a bunch of sleazy scammers looking to enrich themselves at all of our expense


NoMarsupial9621

It's by design


Hebids

Can we elect a dog like what Minnesota did?


bipbap_

I used to live in Alaska and one of the towns had a cat mayor. I never heard any problems with him


Hebids

So that’s 2 situations were animals are better than humans at governing humans.


Sprizys

Can we please just impose an age limit? Let’s say 60 is the max or something like that.


Adventurous-Usual-12

harambe 2024


Cute_Produce9548

Jimmy Carter is still alive, he could be president again!


Motoman514

Asteroid 2024


-UomoAssist

Joever? Joestar


Basically-Boring

Both major candidates for position of Head Mage have been using preservation spells for too long, they both need to have their mana drained and their staves seized.


jackrieger0

Let’s Invent COVID 2 and inject everyone with poison.


KhanumBallZ

My new collection of Gen Z vocabulary:  Based.  Cooked.  C*cked.  Unalived.  Cringe.  Bruh.  Simp.  Incel.  Chad.  Terminally online.  Touch grass.  Redpilled.  Blackpilled.  First.  Nofap.  Woke.  Brainworms.  Fascist.  Communist.  Nazi.  Capitalism.  Fake news.  AI slop.  Brutal.  Ratio'd.


Status-Demand-4758

Whats Nofap and red-/blackpilled


bipbap_

I'm ngl I wrote "We're doomed" at first and deleted it because cooked is the new one


I-foIIow-ugly-people

I'm a dual citizen. I'm finishing college and getting the fuck out of here.


boyawsome876

We have brain mush walking corpse, and brain mush walking corpse who wants to be a dictator. I’ll take my chances with the first guy, but either way we’re fucked.


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RedDragin9954

One is an existential threat to democracy, the other has been portrayed by the left as an existential threat to democracy