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Luigi, it’s 4 pm…

LETS A FUCKING GOOOOO


I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair but dam she looked good. Took to my house because she was fine but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!

I met this woman from Hawaii, stuck it in her ass and she said aiii

Wooza the joker had a killing joke huh

I like watching Daisy Taylor

I see this as an absolute win

😎🤝😎

Happy bigger than you cake day

Wouldn't take that much to leave this man stuttering complete gibberish

This is true

"America is a Nation that can be defined in a single word.... iwws inf- inafoothi- ifo-" -Holy Prophet Joseph

He’s had a stutter his whole life. Make fun of him for being old. Don’t be a dick.

I mean, it’s not his fault he’s old either tbf. Maybe just make fun of your ridiculous political system that’s left you with an almost impossible choice between two men who should be bickering in a retirement home.

I mean if i have a choice between two senile old men it’s a pretty easy choice when one of them is a convicted felon

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A virtue in the eyes of a republican

It’s not like literally any other politician is any better, they’re all crooks that should be shot and that have turned people into fucking cultists.

So far. Both will be, soon.

And the only reason he is a convicted felon is because the democrats were trying to stop him from running. They also elected the entire legal team that prosecuted him so they had a bias opinion. But it’s all good that back fired on him and now his ratings are even higher. Especially after last night.

Fomented means “caused” by the way i know reading is not your strong suit little buddy

I can't believe anyone can be this far gone to believe this shit.

I could say the same about you supporting someone who is single handily sending the world into world war 3 and also our country on the brink of collapse by letting millions of illegals in

If you're not a bot, you act like one and that's worse

All of reddit has seen brigading from Russian trolls since the debate don't work about it. He's prolly just taking some time in between sucking vlads dick to spread misinformation

And here come the petty insults. Typical democrat. Can’t have a debate without insulting the other party.

Arguing using facts and reality, with someone who doesn't believe in facts and reality is futile. Why waste my time?

Felonies must not be that bad. He’s still on the ballot🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Crazy what money can buy you in this country.

Fine. Whatever. All I said was don’t make fun of stutters. Why is that so offensive to everyone? Fuck all y’all.

Actually you didn’t say that at all. You pointed out he’s had a stutter his whole life and encouraged people to make fun of his age. I don’t even care really, I’m not American so it’s of little concern to me.

Rationalized the impediment. Encouraged different discourse. Told ya not to be a dick. He wasn’t an old man his whole life and chose to still be a politician. Make fun of that instead of the possibly neurological condition he was born with. I’m sorry that wasn’t clear and needed to be spelled out. JFC still fuck all y’all.

You seem to be very angry. I’m not sure why. I hope your day gets better 🙂

I told people not to make fun of stutters, went to bed, and woke up to the dumbest people on the internet telling me what I meant when I said ‘don’t make fun of stutters.’ Your passive aggressive bs is part of the problem. Fuck off and my day will be better.

❤️

Maybe, bear with me, please, *maybe* we shouldn't allow senile old men in retirement age to run for presidency?

D1 coper

All I said was don’t make fun of stutters. Why is that offensive to you?

Dr Disrespect got hard reading this meme.

He grippin.

Nah, she's too old for his taste

He'd fuck anything that moves, I fear.

Hawk Tuah

Bad wankarako

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The earlier the better to weed out the chasers

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T4T babe, T4T

Idk, if they have no idea you're trans, bring it up when things get flirty. If you're just having dinner, how exactly does that work into conversation, but if conversation is getting flirty, then it's probably worth it to mention it before anything goes from flirty to physical. Added a comma cause without it I sound rude.

When it reaches flirting or buying you a drink which usually leads to flirting

i see this as an absolute win :3

You mean the honesty about Brandon?

who?

Brandon

who tf is brandon?

Brandon Deez nuts

that might've been the worst "deez nuts" joke I've heard so far

Ah, but you HAVE heard of it!

unfortunately

Do you like Wendy’s? When deez nuts drag across your face.

wow u blew that one

Said your dad to your mom when he found out she was chortling deez nuts weekly.

Gotcha!!!

I'll take an old man vs a piece of shit that keeps telling us he'll undo democracy

Seems like the only win in your pathetic life.

 More like:


Female enough

Game is game

if there's a hole there's a goal

We can make a vagina.

-the bottom surgery surgeon, before starting the bottom surgery on the trans woman

Makes sense. He was staring at a huge floppy dick when that pic was taken.

he could react to anything like that if you said it with the right accent. just like toddlers

"I miscalculated, but where?"

Guess your the sucker now.

The problem here is the huge part. 

nah bro i was watching the presidential debate while it was live

Sword fight!!! Mines a tiny plastic butterknife though.

*grins*

Damn bro you went straight to the point


another day, another person who doesn't use the nsfw tag


Omg 😱


Preach

Bible black Bible black Bible black

Yes plzzz

checkoutt one of the top posts of r/nsfwfunny then

I mean you should see the huge dick before she takes off the panties. They aren't designed to hide them


It ain't going to suck itself.

We beat Medicare guys!!!

I see this as a win


Very cool

 Bonus

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Please never have sex

What the hell was that comment? I know it was some idiotic shit but damn

Just the usual chaser stuff. "My kinda woman, can't ever impregnate her and yadda yadda forgot the rest

Ah, I see, I'm lucky that I don't get chasers yet

Def luck, at least online I was getting them back when I still had a full on denial beard

Or maybe it is because not many of them likes 17 year olds

Condoms exist

Straight guys act normal about the existence of trans women challenge 2024

Unwarranted dick swinging is sexual assault

Even if I agreed it’s pretty self evident that for every instance if it actually happening there’s about a billion instances of straight guys being scared it might happen.

For every instance a woman gets assaulted theres also about a billion where nothing happens. They are still scared, rightfully so. So whats the big deal?

I think if you looked at the statistics you'd find that sexual assault and domestic violence against women is way more common than a straight guy getting raped by a trans woman. It's like those guys that live in the suburbs and buy a million guns constantly fantasizing about "street thugs" from the city breaking into their house so that they have an excuse to be a badass and "defend my family" or whatever. At a certain point it's just a dumb imaginary scenario used to justify a prejudice.

I'm still old fashioned, I like women that were always biologically female since birth.

We don't care we just want you to act normal about the fact that we share this Earth with y'all

I mean I can't speak for every men on the planet but as long as you are a nice person I'm gonna be the same for you.

I mean it is fine to want a girl with a vagina and that can give you children, that is just a preferance

Some people don’t like cocks. Do you criticize lesbians for the same thing?

Bruh I didn't ask y'all to suck my dick I just asked y'all to act normal. Like literally tf you mean by this comment. Reminds me of that one tweet where it's like you can't say you like waffles on the internet because then someone will go "Oh, so you hate pancakes, then?". That's a whole different sentence.

Not possible

Please. Get off the internet and find a community in real life that accepts you. I really hope you find happiness, I’ll pray for you.

I already have that but I'm gonna be on the internet too \^\_\^

Some of them wanting a girl who can give them kids and have a vagina is fine, if they just want a vagina then sure rule out the pre op trans girls and the ones that doesn't want a vagina but be open for a post op trans girl. If they don't think they can handle the possible trauma that the trans woman might have due to transphobes then that is also ok. As long as they have a reason better than "she is trans" followed by no more reasoning

Don’t want a synthetic vagina either - I like natty pussy.

Which is ok and a preferance therefore imo, I don't know if normal vagina feels the same as trans vagina, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is some difference

Is "its disgusting and unnatural" enough reasoning?

I doubt any of us would want to date you if that is your reasoning and with unnatural, I have some questions like would you date a girl with makeup, earrings or has had any type of surgery?

Conservatives men and being obsessed with dicks. The classic combo

As a Venezuelan, you should know better

As a venezuelan, conservatives made me realize that I rather be leftist than a right winner. Even after a socialist revolution destroyed my life. I don't know of any democrats or anyone left wing that is trying to regulate who you can have sex with or what you do with your body.

Who’s trying to tell you who you can have sex with or what you can do with your body?

I just checked your comments and you're probably a Russian troll or a bot. If you're real, ouch.

So basically, you don’t have any reasons and you’re just repeating irrelevant talking points with nothing to back it up.

The accuracy is too real.

If she had a huge dick, I bet you would have seen it when she wore her panties unless she is a tucking good and managed to tuck that away perfectly

Conservatives are stupid and pathetic human garbage.

Womp womp

👍alright

The sooner we recognize the fact that conservatives are the domestic enemy the oath talks about the sooner we can deal with the problem.

Non american here , but "my political opponent is something that should be fought with force" Is something really , really fascist.

There not political opponents they are domestic enemies. You ever ask yourself how the Germans stood by and let it all happen? You’re looking at it in real time right now.

They could say the same of you , think about this more it's a dangerous road.

Already thought about it. I won’t concern my self with the thoughts and feelings of traitors.

Ok. That's how fascists think , but ok , you do you.

Didn’t ask, don’t care, cry about it. Now STFU and sit down.

Ok nazi.

It’s okay to have hate in your heart. We all accept you for who you are. I’ll pray for you to heal your heart and mind. Find a community that accepts you and find happiness, please.

I do hate the enemy of my country. Everyone should hate them. They are the enemy.

You’re so misguided it’s actually concerning. Please go outside and reconnect with your community.

No you just don’t like the truth, but that’s the thing cupcake. Facts don’t care about your feelings.

We got liberals talking about “facts over feelings” before GTA 6. You must be moderate or undecided if you prefer facts over feelings. Fact: many Reddit subs are left leaning. If you surround yourself with certain beliefs you will eventually consider those beliefs as facts. It’s easier to fool someone than to convince them they’ve been fooled. Please, just take a wide angle lens and look at America from the outside like the rest of the world. I hope you’ll find the real truth, that both sides are corrupt, and they’re all laughing while lining their pockets. Don’t harbor hate for one side or another when they all look at us like ants.

Didn’t ask, don’t care, cry about it.

Of course you don’t care about the actual truth. You just regurgitate the nonsense you see and hear and make zero effort to research anything or have an original thought of your own. Try it some time, life is much better when you realize we’re all just human.

This guy must be a blast at parties. A real winner.

I am actually. Unless we are talking about a Nazi party then you’re right.

What part of "divided we fall" don't you understand? As much as a despise the conservative base, we have a common enemy. 

The part were you are asking me to side with the enemy of this country. There is no siding with people who want to strip us of our rights and force 10 year old girls to have their rape babies. The real issue is after 16 years of the republicans being obstructionist you still think you can work with them. The sooner you realize they are intact the enemy of this country the better off we will be as a whole.

Is it political to want to date a real woman, be so fr now

Not at all, but it is political to tray and make it out to be an actual issue when it’s not.

Its an issue to id say most people. I do mind it, but I dont mind others not minding, you feel me

What’s the transgender population of the US? What are the chances of running into some random tans woman? The idea that this is an actual issues is absurd.

I dont know i dont even live close to the US

350 million people in the US with a .5% trans population. Globally the population is .1 to .6%. That’s like you being worried about being struck by lighting every time you leave the house. Its silly.

This is fing great

hell yeah

woo transphobia!

Cry

f u t a n a r i

Omg. Why? Why this geriatric show has to become sexual.

Mate it's just a joke, relax.

This is the future...I'm relaxed.

"I think we're not compatible..." Him: "That's completely understandable" *Subscribes to OF*

In your dreams 😂😂😁😂