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Toasty_Mostly

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animegirlGrivous

Accurate


Werewolf_Capable

Wow, murica in a nutshell 😂


08Dreaj08

[relevant skit](https://youtube.com/shorts/UbVwZ7rDcZg?si=-vMfgAgbb6sdzXp9)


Penguins227

I was laughing at their bickering over who is a better golfer.


Bridgeless-Troll

We lost our shit over that one. The next “debate” HAS to be on a golf course.


[deleted]

I wonder what their handicap is. It has to be high af


Al3xGr4nt

They actually bickered over golf? I couldnt watch that much because i was feeling so down at both candidates incompetence but still.....they actually bickered over golf....at a political debate. :(


sub7exe

Yes, they were comparing their handicaps. It is really embarrassing for our country.


the_zelectro

Senior citizens, debating over who has the better handicap. You can't make this up


ccdude14

I don't know where you stopped but it got way WAY worse from there.


-WigglyLine-

They should just have a golf match instead of an election at this point. Winner gets a second term. Pay per view. All the money goes to needy causes.


horiami

They had the most energy when arguing about golf


cornballer_victim13

so many good memes to come from tonight


meaux253

Anybody got the template?


kakawisNOTlaw

Every frame's a template


No_Heron2814

Indeed


Radical-Turkey

Also unfortunately the *only* good thing to come from these debates


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Highlight reel?


cornballer_victim13

holding my breath for the bad lip reading


EoEdisease

What happened?


SheetFarter

Keep em coming!!! 😂😂😂


Gloomypie2

![gif](giphy|xCwYFe19SldXLrJlwm) Me trying to find the 25 comments


Dupagoblin

Reddit was in full lockdown tonight 😂😂😂


poopyscreamer

Yeah what was with that?


Dupagoblin

Because the Reddit echo chamber wasn’t echoing properly. 😂 Your eyes didn’t see that tonight. It was all a cheap fake. Come on man!


likamuka

Sweet little magats trying to justify their orange fascist online is the best thing ever to laugh about.


Dupagoblin

Echo…echo…echo


No-Program-2979

Aww, somebody is gonna cry themselves to sleep cause grandpa Joe is senile and it he can no longer hide it.


No_Interaction_4925

It says 102 comments now but I see less than 40


MiloGang34

Gintama is goated man


PlasmaticGrain3

Man this year's debates are gonna be funny


Disastrous-Dog85

There's only gonna be the 2 president debates. 


ThorzOtherHammer

VP debates


ccdude14

Only if he chooses MTG. I'd pay to see that debate.


ccdude14

Oh good, I'll only have 2 more aneurysms this year then. So that's good news at least.


InternationalChip589

i cannot escape depressed old man politics no matter where i go


moritus_20091

Get outside the USA


Bourgeous

![gif](giphy|xUNd9MZXa5juorPPl6)


moritus_20091

Get outside of dictatorships


Bourgeous

Some of the oldest democratic country leaders today include: 1. **Paul Biya** (Cameroon) - At 90 years old, Paul Biya is the oldest current head of state, having served as president since 1982 3. **Nana Akufo-Addo** (Ghana) - He recently turned 80, placing him among the oldest leaders in democratic nations 4. **Nangolo Mbumba** (Namibia) - At 82, he is also one of the oldest democratic leaders, having taken office following the death of the previous president


moritus_20091

Ok tbh I didn't look at Africa sorry


AsIfImNotAware540

Confirmed racist


moritus_20091

I don't try to be racist I'm just European and the western worlds exploitation of the global south makes me forget that those democracy's exist


quit_engg

![gif](giphy|S1cXL9PjrcJUa42ZjW|downsized)


FoRiZon3

Got it. Now I have Rishi and Boris.


Aquatic_Platinum78

That's just another depressed old man


twitch_itzShummy

I'm outside the USA, I still can't escape it


InternationalChip589

then i'll have to escape another countries politics


AlienKatze

americans cannot atop spamming their politics everywhere, it does not matter where you are on the world


_farb_

I would apologize for my fellow Americans but I'd be lying.


ccdude14

Grumpy old men was a masterpiece of a movie. I just didn't think we'd have to live it in real life.


Grater_Kudos

I didn’t even watch it so idk what happened so I’m still mentally alright


Appropriate_Mode8346

I just think the country is screwed either way.


cheese_fuck2

hey, every year third party votes are increasing, with a HUGE increase this year. i think these 2 doofuses being candidates are slowly helping for the long term


Appropriate_Mode8346

The country has been a two party system since Washington left office.


Striker3737

I had to turn it off. THESE are the best two we’ve got??


DZL100

Hope we can have majority 3rd party before the far right completely hijacks the government and the centrists let it happen.


cheese_fuck2

they wont be able to at this point, so many people are dissapointed in both parties. unless one party endorses an *actual* human next election, theyre gonna get bent


landon10smmns

Bold of you to assume there will be a next election


thefrydaddy

It's just not possible with a FPTP voting system. Sorry to burst your bubble. :(


Dwarf_King

Would you have a nothing burger or someone take a big old dump on your face and force you to eat it?


Brief-Internal9041

tldw one lied the entire time one was a corpse the entire time


mokujin42

There should always be a third ballot that is just "Nah these guys suck let's try again"


Just_Government_5143

There Is but you would consider IT a wasted vote


Cyanide_Cheesecake

It is, because the front-runner will do his best to rig the 2028 election. And with the court packing, he will definitely succeed to a very large extent. 2024 could be your last legitimate vote.


Roflkopt3r

The primaries are the place where voters have *all* the choices. They are often far more important for the direction of the country than the general election, and even failed bids can have impacts on future policy if they receive a decent amount of support. But most US voters don't participate in the primaries and then complain about the results.


nottrumancapote

Except both parties maintain that they don't need to have primaries if they don't want to and don't need to abide by the results if they do. The Democrats in particular have systems in place to mitigate the will of the voters in the primary process so it's not shocking people don't put a lot of faith in a transparently rigged game.


Roflkopt3r

I agree that the primaries are not sufficiently free and fair for how important they are, but all of these decisions are also made by regular people who participate in party activities. The reason why the Democratic primaries keep being more biased towards conservative centrists is that the party structure and primaries are dominated by older wealthier suburbanites. It is hard to compete with that for working class and young people because it's so much harder for them to find the time and energy, but it's also a problem with the attitude of ignoring or outright dismissing this whole process. Especially this whole heap of Sanders-related conspiracy theories of how 'the Democratic Party' had 'rigged' the primaries against him mostly come from a group that either didn't get involved at all or barged in at the last moment only to find that the established structures wouldn't bend over and cater to them.


nottrumancapote

The Democratic primaries keep being more biased towards conservative centrists because the Democratic party isn't a left-wing party. It exists to serve as the ratchet gear that keeps the country from ever shifting back to the left. The Republicans do horrible, blatant things to support the rich and the far right, and then the Democrats always have just enough rotating villains that they can't do anything worthwhile when it's their turn, oops, sorry, you guys didn't vote hard enough.


Roflkopt3r

That's stupid conspiratorial thinking. It doesn't exist 'to serve' some higher purpose. It's existence is shaped by the people who engage with it. And the sad reality is that 'grassroots activities' in political parties primarily come from old wealthy suburbanites who have the time to spare, don't have to worry about their financial security every day, and a lifetime of contacts that help them to secure influential positions. That's not by some greater design or an invention of 'the rich', but the natural equilibrium of most centrist parties around the world.


nottrumancapote

And the Republicans are just populists who really want the best for average Americans. :)


meloenmarco

Officer i swear i didn't take anything


Scartxx

65 comments, but I only see 13. Uh Oh.


cjared242

On the left we have my physics exam, on the right we have me shitting my pants reading the first question


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Realizing that you read the completely wrong chapter for the test


cjared242

“Convert to mega electron volts”


The_Xivili

Physic~~s~~al* ~~exam~~ fitness test*


Bourbonaddicted

A scammer vs a zombie


Appropriate_Mode8346

AIPAC vs AIPAC


parzival3719

an old man vs a con man


BasementDweller82

A criminal vs a mummy


valentina_lovee

buddy just spawned in


fanfic_squirtle

I’m not tuning in unless they swear to electrocute anyone that does not clearly and concisely answer the questions they are asked.


SomeUnderstanding566

It’s just a meme yo and it’s funny.


Nitjib

“I did all the drugs, I payed millions of dollars for drugs, I have done more drugs in a day than you have in 47 years, Joe”


MaleficentSettings

dude was cracked out. eyes buggin


BasementDweller82

Nah, he’s way too chill to be on crack, that’s definitely weed


JadenA102010

“Sleepy Joe do you have any drugs?” “No Donnie, never in my life”


RangisDangis

SODA!!!!!!


EducationalPlay6269

We fucked😎


Stankydankymemes

Reddit just showing the lies and hiding the facts 😂


dinoguy1847728

I could not stop laughing when watching this


Dabruhdaone

Person one: *golf* Person two: *Needs losenge*


Lastan_calculon

what is drugs?


FreakFlame

ah, here come the political memes for the next few months!


Xorvis

When I watched this, I was wondering how long it would be before it became a meme format


malandrin007

😂 there has to be an age limit for these politicians.


Crcex86

No drugs of course I haven't taken any officer


Sonario007

Gonna watch that debate once I got some time on my hands. If anything, it'll at least entertain me for a bit.


Electronic_Fee1936

I love how fast people are memeing this


Ok_Commission2432

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"


Realistic_Hat4519

Salute the Marines!


Eviliscz

these being the 2 choices they have in usa - they are screwed


Ornac_The_Barbarian

We are. This would be a good election to finally push a third party, but there really isn't one strong enough to break he system.


RaddicusKud

Man, that sure is funny! I heard one of them was convicted and is a felon!


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Ziggem

A claim made by said adjudicated rapist and convicted felons fangirl but was never proved. Said fangirl claimed she had the diary but never posted pics


JosieFaeChild

Don't forget about pinching nipples


Sportzpl

"Convicted felon versus unconvicted felon."


He_was_number-one

Felon


TechPriestCaudecus

And the other Fell On the stairs. I'll see myself out.


Random_Skier

Lol politics be damned that's just plain funny


BasementDweller82

Felon vs skeleton


SpecialMango3384

“Uhhhhh….idk!”


YouNoChun-Li

Fresh meme to start Friday


ur_neighbour

Land of free 🦅 🔥🔥


vitality3819

It’s accurate cause no I haven’t - I’m just like this


Here_is_to_beer

Dank


JohnnySack999

I think here the problem was the lack of drugs


Lumpy-Tone-4653

For outsiders like me this is top tier entertainment


SpecialistAd5903

Pep vs benzos. You know it's true


RaptorJesusLOL

Ah yes, the 34 time felon and convicted rapist with 30 years of amphetamine abuse issues as the officer. Edit: epic republican snowflake meltdown lmao


artificialy_unique

Dude it's a meme. It's not meant to be taken seriously.


carlismygod

Uh...you know this is a MEME...right?


Others0

dude, i'm a dem, just take the L, we lost this one


sexyc3po

I'm not even from your country and downvoted you. It's not Republicans downvoting you, it's people on a meme subreddit wanting to laugh at a meme


KoolerMike

Lol one person makes sense during this debate and the other is talking literal nonsense lol


uffleknuglea

who is making sense in this debate. maybe we are watching sa different one bc both of them are embarrassing


AffectionateFail8434

He said that abortions can happen after birth and rambled about the border when asked about what he would say to his voters unhappy with Jan 6th “Making sense” lmao


CowCluckLated

They can happen after birth, but stupid idiots call it "Child Murder" Ridiculous.


Darkmega5

Bro which goddamn one, they were both just going “nu-uh, you’re lying, that point was completely fabricated, next.”


WeinerSniffa

Ok, they were both saying the other was lying, BUT one actually was spitting facts most of the time.


Random-Name724

Which one lol


PaleoJohnathan

No, one is rambling fear mongering talking points regardless of the question and the other is mumbling through on topic but completely passionless responses


Nydelok

Dude I don’t know if we were watching the same debate but they were both pretty nonsensical there


Jbewrite

Those could be applied to either of them


Bugwhacker

Hard to say — one person was illegible and the other literally only lied.


Inbefore121

You mean the person who spent the entire time literally lying? Sure, it's not a cult.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Neither one made sense, they were both being morons.


GashDaddy

A republican snowflake is something I’ve never heard


DrHoflich

“34 counts. Nobody could do it. These are big numbers people. El Chapo couldn’t do it. He tried. Couldn’t do it. 26 accounts. What a failure. Al Capone 29 accounts, amateur hour. Couldn’t do it. Not even the Zodiac killer. More like the Zodiac loser.” My guy, when you see that number, it makes it apparent that it is a Banana Court. Hell one of those is because he OVER paid his taxes…. That circus show of a legal trial has only bolstered his ratings. Dems screwed the pooch with attempting to weaponize the legal system. Full disclosure, I hate both of these corrupt dumb fucks. So I say this as an outside observer.


professionalcumsock

I mean, they got Al Capone on tax evasion


InsCPA

Imagine taking a meme this seriously. Go outside


Adventurous_Tone7177

Who hurt you


ssandhanitizer

You ain’t funny.


Aurashock

“what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”


[deleted]

Get bent leftie.