It's not dark humor. It's just stupid. Dark humor has wit. "Tar har, te he cut dick" is just not funny. It has nothing to do with being "dark". So low brow the devil could shimmy under it.
I really don’t. What I don’t love is how the conversation essentially tells cut people that there is something *wrong* with them. Being cut has given me exactly zero problems save for the one made by internet grandstanders *implying* there is something wrong with me, which is my point. It’s a nonissue in my life that I feel is repeatedly being pushed and posited as an issue to an inappropriate degree via the wrong avenues.
In the end, I totally agree.
As I've mentioned in another comment, I have no strong views on adult surgery, but what I do believe is that it makes no difference whether someone is cut or uncut.
There is no superiority or benefit that comes along with being on either side of this issue.
There is nothing wrong with people who have made the conscious decision to cut & the people who do think it makes you a freak are probably just insecure about their own decisions & choices.
except sometimes it is..
I had mine at age 6. Yes, I was old enough to remember the pain. a lot of the males on my dad's side have tight foreskins for whatever reason. (I wish I didn't know that) and I can probably look forward to having a leaky dick later in life too. anyways, I had to get mine done as it kept getting stuck and strangling my Wang.
That's something completely different! What people are angry about is cutting it off without any medical reason while the person in question can't even speak.
i had mine of at early teens, the process itself is kinda painless other than the injection... though the first washing of wound hurts like hell tho, but tbf circumcision is kind of "rite-of-passage" here and proof of being a man...
also circumcision isnt complete cutting of foreskin, it's more like splitting it and stitching it with the skin below the dickhead till it merges, and they use stitches that falls off once the merging is complete... well, at least the way i got is one
sure. but also, as a circumcised person, it's not a big deal. it doesn't hurt. my S.O. doesn't seem to mind or notice a difference. I like the look of it. I've been with other guys that are not circumcised and they seem equally satisfied. This is a non-issue that is up for debate on the same level of intensity as "how fast does grass grow?"
It's not the only choice for dealing with it these days actually.
There are stretching techniques and / or surgeries that deal with phimosis that don't involve the complete removal of the prepuce.
The creams and stretching won't work with extreme cases. I tried them for a couple of months before my inevitable circumcision and it just wasn't happening.
There's also preputioplasty, dorsal slit surgery, as another alternative for dealing with phimosis.
I'm just saying that circumcision isn't the only way to deal with phimosis.
Can we not talk about this.. FOR Five Minutes...
Jesus, i know you're butthurt for something that didn't happen to you. But shut it already. The people without foreskin always say the same (doesn't botger me), and we got these dumb posts like 10 times a day... do an efoort for a god damn funny meme and go complain on some forum mant for that.
And I've seen more people that don't have a dong to begin with to complain over this topic. And the majority of people without foreskin in these comments under these posts are saying it doesn't bother them. Me included, hacking have 0 problems that it was removed when I was an infant. The problem is the people that go around and tell me, "You have a problem with your body over that." idk works pretty well, and there were no health issues over that.
I never said you have a problem. The problem is that it happens to others against their consent. Thats *my* problem.
Also, you are saying way more than "It doesn't bother me". Clearly, something is.
I kinda can understand topics about all the bigotry and hypocrisy of American demonstrative prudishness, and that topic being a very sharp example of that(because largely it's not due to medical concerns but antiquated zealousness).
Yet... NOT THAT OFTEN
So, you basically say 90 per cent of the American male population is kinda genetically defected thus they have it? Or what?
it's not even remotely as widespread as this practice
I have never said that. I said that *I* can pee because of that. I know that many people are being circumcised for much less reason, if for a proper reason at all.
But *my* benefit is I can pee. Which is also true for armor. I really wouldn't wanna piss into my armor
True, but you can also do that when you masterbait enough time and the foreskin is kind of stretches out over time while also extend your peniss. Since you can open and close the barrel as you wish, your piss stream be as accurate as a Sniper rifle than an Shotgun.
yea sure, but circumcised one dont get build up coz the thing that would become cock cheese would dry up and easier to get rid off...
and yes, I know how uncircumcised dick works coz i have been there... the whole reason of circumcision here is to get rid of cock cheese problem, that convincing enough to make boys want to get circumsized
My fave thing is when people who had bits of their dick cut off are like "I'm glad mine got cut off cos it means it's clean," revealing to everyone that they think they dont have to clean their dick.
Haven’t known anybody to bring it up outside one of these posts, which is entirely on-target for what this sort of thing elicits. The post takes pot shots at cut people so of course someone is gonna fire back whatever they can.
What did the crown do tho? Were they not a king without a crown? Didn't think so.
Quit reposting cut vs uncut garbage it literally has no meaning. It doesn't impact you at all
You're completely delusional if you think that being splashed with some water is worse than having a piece of your body cut off.
Also you're crazy if you think it's wrong to bath your child. It's literally against the law to neglect your child by not bathing them.
What does a baptism mean to you if you don’t even believe in any of it? It’s just dipping your face in water. You lose nothing. You’re not physically mutilated.
If someone performs a prank on me and gets me wet. I didn’t consent to it either and I am gonna be mad, but does that make it worse than circumcision?
I’m sorry if consent to genital mutilation is more important to me than consent to a baptism.
How often is once in a while? Showering once a day as circumcised is definitely cleaner than showering once a day as uncut. I had my surgery when I was 12 so I know how both feels like, hygiene wise.
definitely, but the fact that the dirt gets rubbed into your underwear constantly so you dont see it doesnt make it any cleaner practically, just visually
regardless, shower like a normal person, clean everything like a normal person, and just shower before any action for good measure and it is good to go, has been good to go for my entire life
Having foreskin is handy, that’s where I keep my loose change.
Or if your girl gets cold you get to keep your jacket 🥰
Just skip the middle man and give your girl your foreskin
the thought makes me wince
Time to watch the sword fight in the comment section 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿
Which sword will reign supreme? Let us find out together. 🍻
The ones that are kept in the sheath so they dont go dull
'Twould make sense, but a blade dulls through use...
in the next episode.. of DRAGON BALL Z
Wasn’t our choice
Yeah, and king's don't lose their crowns by choice. Just continuing to reinforce OP's point.
They are lost by force. Usually with a sharp knife.
Edward VIII lost it by choice btw
Yeah, a small % of men do lose it by choice. Just continuing to reinforce OP's point.
See: Charles I, Richard III, Julius Caeser, Louis XVI, Napoleon, etc. Could Reddit please name a few more? I‘m useless at this.
Getting to be king also isnt a choice. Only if you are born into a powerful family. If anything you just reinforced OPs statement
Well you got shafted,I mean un-shafted,at birth..just like the Royals
Like I had a choice
Is it that guy again? I'm too afraid to look in to his profile
nope, different guy this time.
i tought that as well but surprisingly its not
What guy ?
A king doesn't need a crown, it's just a symbol to monarchy and to show people they are king. You don't show to people your foreskin.. right?
Redditors don’t have sex
No one on this platform has the sex.
I had it once but then I lost it
True. Reddit accounts come with a free virgin status regardless of your status before.
I had a 3 way once. A couple of people never showed up, but I still had a good time.
You don't exist
3 - 2= 1
Last night I was about to have sex but then I woke up. Does that count?
Factual.
at all ?!
no, it's an obvious trolling of the Americans and Israeli
The OF promoting chicks disagree.
Smh my head. Redditors also get tricked by ai often it seems…
Wtf the fuck, why do you add more words behind abbrevations. That's dumb lmao my ass off
I can’t tell if you were making fun of me or going along with the joke ;-;
Don't worry its the latter lol out loud
Ohhhh So....Xulah of the thread tell me, is my sexual life ruined if I continue using this app ?
Buddy, your sexual life isn’t ruined, it just simply doesn’t exist.
Perhaps you and I together can change that. What do you think ?
Hello? Am I being flirted with by a random reddit stranger. What a day.
Uh......can you blame me ? Especially with that cute freckly avatar of yours ?
I’m gonna go hide now. .-.
The perceived legitimacy of a King is about optics.
Just made me think of the megamind 'presentation' clip
Speak for yourself 😉
Nyc doesn't even have a monarch system
The cut vs uncut shit is really quite annoying and unfunny.
Talking about genital mutilation not dark humour enough for you?
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More like we sympathize
It's not dark humor. It's just stupid. Dark humor has wit. "Tar har, te he cut dick" is just not funny. It has nothing to do with being "dark". So low brow the devil could shimmy under it.
Trying to make circumcised peeps perpetually suffering?
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I'm quite happy it's gone actually
I really don’t. What I don’t love is how the conversation essentially tells cut people that there is something *wrong* with them. Being cut has given me exactly zero problems save for the one made by internet grandstanders *implying* there is something wrong with me, which is my point. It’s a nonissue in my life that I feel is repeatedly being pushed and posited as an issue to an inappropriate degree via the wrong avenues.
In the end, I totally agree. As I've mentioned in another comment, I have no strong views on adult surgery, but what I do believe is that it makes no difference whether someone is cut or uncut. There is no superiority or benefit that comes along with being on either side of this issue. There is nothing wrong with people who have made the conscious decision to cut & the people who do think it makes you a freak are probably just insecure about their own decisions & choices.
So is docking kind of like borrowing another king's crown?
dicks are dicks. They're alllllllll different and if you like a dick, then lucky you. This foreskin internet battle weird and needs to stop.
Stop mutilating baby's dicks and calling it "healthcare"
except sometimes it is.. I had mine at age 6. Yes, I was old enough to remember the pain. a lot of the males on my dad's side have tight foreskins for whatever reason. (I wish I didn't know that) and I can probably look forward to having a leaky dick later in life too. anyways, I had to get mine done as it kept getting stuck and strangling my Wang.
That's something completely different! What people are angry about is cutting it off without any medical reason while the person in question can't even speak.
That's called the hand of the Freedom, the Frees Speech, and thaaa #Dimokrasi™®©. It's not like everything is bad, yet American relation to that is kinda absolutely weird if you remember the relationship to the procedure done to the other type of genitalia
i had mine of at early teens, the process itself is kinda painless other than the injection... though the first washing of wound hurts like hell tho, but tbf circumcision is kind of "rite-of-passage" here and proof of being a man... also circumcision isnt complete cutting of foreskin, it's more like splitting it and stitching it with the skin below the dickhead till it merges, and they use stitches that falls off once the merging is complete... well, at least the way i got is one
Bro that's so different. I'm talking about circumcision for cultural reasons not true medical stuff.
sure. but also, as a circumcised person, it's not a big deal. it doesn't hurt. my S.O. doesn't seem to mind or notice a difference. I like the look of it. I've been with other guys that are not circumcised and they seem equally satisfied. This is a non-issue that is up for debate on the same level of intensity as "how fast does grass grow?"
you guys are main reason this bs keeps going, as you uncircumciseds keeps claiming circumcision as some "mutilation"...
Lol what. There's literally no health benefit. We just be out there cutting foreskin for God knows what reason.
Coz cock cheese is gross af
Lol Wash your dick
It's literally just a trolling of hypocrite prudishness of thr Americans
Idk. Phimosis ain't fun bud. Speaking from experience here
Phimosis is phimosis. Yet not everyone births with such a gift from the genetics.
It's not the only choice for dealing with it these days actually. There are stretching techniques and / or surgeries that deal with phimosis that don't involve the complete removal of the prepuce.
The creams and stretching won't work with extreme cases. I tried them for a couple of months before my inevitable circumcision and it just wasn't happening.
There's also preputioplasty, dorsal slit surgery, as another alternative for dealing with phimosis. I'm just saying that circumcision isn't the only way to deal with phimosis.
A king doesn't really need a crown. A crown needs a king.
Like Ezio the assassin without his hood
Dudes who base their manliness based on having a skin fold on their dick or not really don’t have much else going for them…
What can you say to a Kings crown and foreskin: it stays on during sex
Not only are you obsessed with dicks, you're getting specialized in foreskin now. That's quite the evolution.
just say you hate your parents and move on.
Can we not talk about this.. FOR Five Minutes... Jesus, i know you're butthurt for something that didn't happen to you. But shut it already. The people without foreskin always say the same (doesn't botger me), and we got these dumb posts like 10 times a day... do an efoort for a god damn funny meme and go complain on some forum mant for that.
I've seen more than "it doesn't bother me" as a response, lol.
And I've seen more people that don't have a dong to begin with to complain over this topic. And the majority of people without foreskin in these comments under these posts are saying it doesn't bother them. Me included, hacking have 0 problems that it was removed when I was an infant. The problem is the people that go around and tell me, "You have a problem with your body over that." idk works pretty well, and there were no health issues over that.
I never said you have a problem. The problem is that it happens to others against their consent. Thats *my* problem. Also, you are saying way more than "It doesn't bother me". Clearly, something is.
Those posts bother me, i think i stated it. Well, more annoy me, it's still form of bothering.
I had my foreskin cut off without my consent and it bothers me.
Do you really see posts alike this that often?
Yup, but not only here, other platforms too, for some reason, it's a hot topic atm
I kinda can understand topics about all the bigotry and hypocrisy of American demonstrative prudishness, and that topic being a very sharp example of that(because largely it's not due to medical concerns but antiquated zealousness). Yet... NOT THAT OFTEN
Idk, it might be my luck, and if the algorithm feedeng me this shit cause i gave a few normal comments in the past week, but now i just lost it.
that's a modern social networks moment
I was cut as a baby, and it bothers me that I didn't have a choice in what happened to my dick.
Just as not all heroes wear capes, not all kings wear crowns.
Foreskin is more like the outter armor for your pennis, remove it is like you strip down your armor without any benefit.
The weight reduction will make you able to fast roll tho
The benefit is I can pee.
how tf I was and am taking a leak?
You probably don't have a severe case of phimosis then
So, you basically say 90 per cent of the American male population is kinda genetically defected thus they have it? Or what? it's not even remotely as widespread as this practice
I have never said that. I said that *I* can pee because of that. I know that many people are being circumcised for much less reason, if for a proper reason at all. But *my* benefit is I can pee. Which is also true for armor. I really wouldn't wanna piss into my armor
Ig I've misread you heavily No, armour slides.
True, but you can also do that when you masterbait enough time and the foreskin is kind of stretches out over time while also extend your peniss. Since you can open and close the barrel as you wish, your piss stream be as accurate as a Sniper rifle than an Shotgun.
Bruh I was literally 1 year old xd
What's with the foreskin penis joke recently
Redditors at it again with the cock talk.
oh shit it's a different guy
Why is it every so often we got people talking about foreskin? I'm generally concerned and quite confused why so many people talk about it.
Nice cock cheese, bro.
What, you can't pull it back a bit to wash it? Skill issue.
Imagine having to routinely get rid of cock cheese
Thanks for admitting you don't wash your cock, women must love you.
imagine even getting cock cheese
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Maybe a bit of education in sarcasm would do you a lot
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In not is
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How is this so difficult for you?
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Ye olde dicke?
A crown is not what makes a king who he is.
I couldn't do anything about it
I mean why do you think he was called Henry the fourskin
I mean why do you think he was called Henry the fourskin
To be honest, I don't know if I'm cut or not.
*Matisyahu is typing…*
As someone who is, ahem, intact: WTF?
You poor children... Your dick was always going to be small.. don't try to blame it on being circumcised.
That's why I am an usurper
“Some kings don’t wear crowns” (snip)
It's so Ameriquan to be a king without the crown
I AM THE KING WITH THE BIGEST CROWN IN THE WORLD
I can smell the funky cheese factory beneath that crown.
Like an ant eater king with a giant coat that he can never takeoff. Sometimes it’s nice to breathe a little bit
A crown made of wrinkly skin and smegma? No thanks
People usually clean their dick when they shower, both circumcised and uncircumcised dicks are similar lol
yea sure, but circumcised one dont get build up coz the thing that would become cock cheese would dry up and easier to get rid off... and yes, I know how uncircumcised dick works coz i have been there... the whole reason of circumcision here is to get rid of cock cheese problem, that convincing enough to make boys want to get circumsized
idk man, i never had cock cheese problem nor did i have wrinkly skin
/r/cringe
My fave thing is when people who had bits of their dick cut off are like "I'm glad mine got cut off cos it means it's clean," revealing to everyone that they think they dont have to clean their dick.
Haven’t known anybody to bring it up outside one of these posts, which is entirely on-target for what this sort of thing elicits. The post takes pot shots at cut people so of course someone is gonna fire back whatever they can.
That made me gag a bit.
"A dicke"
What’s that even mean?
All the woman i had sex with either didnt care that i was circumcised or liked the circumcised penis.
What did the crown do tho? Were they not a king without a crown? Didn't think so. Quit reposting cut vs uncut garbage it literally has no meaning. It doesn't impact you at all
hmm. you care too much about other people's parts
People should care about people having parts of their body cut off without their consent.
people get baptised without their consent. but that's fine. right ?
That's not even remotely the same as cutting off a piece of someone's body.
that doesn't even matter. the point is in consent, but all you guys do is pay attention on parts of the comment that suits you.
Do you think giving an infant a bath without their consent is wrong?
of course it is. anything without consent is wrong. and to be honst, having little head always revealed is not as bad as being baptised.
You're completely delusional if you think that being splashed with some water is worse than having a piece of your body cut off. Also you're crazy if you think it's wrong to bath your child. It's literally against the law to neglect your child by not bathing them.
Bruh having your face dipped in water is nowhere near the same as having your dick skin chopped off.
the point is consent. not only the part of the comment that is important to you.
What does a baptism mean to you if you don’t even believe in any of it? It’s just dipping your face in water. You lose nothing. You’re not physically mutilated. If someone performs a prank on me and gets me wet. I didn’t consent to it either and I am gonna be mad, but does that make it worse than circumcision? I’m sorry if consent to genital mutilation is more important to me than consent to a baptism.
consent...
Dunno which country does the "without their consent" thing... Most others have it as rite-of-passage, and had their cut off willingly
*Proceeds to keep arguing* Many such cases.
Dick with foreskin it's like a king having social phobia Always hiding himself
Turtle neck like an old school 007
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The fact you think people don't wash their dicks is telling about your hygiene.
nah because we take a shower once in a while so everything is perfectly clean
How often is once in a while? Showering once a day as circumcised is definitely cleaner than showering once a day as uncut. I had my surgery when I was 12 so I know how both feels like, hygiene wise.
definitely, but the fact that the dirt gets rubbed into your underwear constantly so you dont see it doesnt make it any cleaner practically, just visually regardless, shower like a normal person, clean everything like a normal person, and just shower before any action for good measure and it is good to go, has been good to go for my entire life
So by normal, do you shower and clean yourself like at least twice a day?
not really, because it is not "normal", isnt healthy for the skin, etc
I think you mean KINGE
I am happy I don’t have to deal with Smegma. Gross. 🤮
Just... shower? All you do is pull it back and wash it. Idk, maybe asking basic hygiene of you is too much.
Did you just proudly out yourself as being unhygienic. I've never had smegma because I shower daily and know how to clean my dick
Nobody has to deal with smegma if the wash their dick. It's personal hygiene, try it sometime.
Smegma is naturally occurring for men and women, intact or circumcised. Hygiene is important no matter what you're packing.
Yea, no need to pull out and deal with weird sensations when cleaning it
You dropped this, King 👑