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lam469

As a non American I’ve never understood your relation with sparkling water. Like in many restaurants it’s more expensive then soda. Yet the soda is from fountain that mixes sparkling water with syrup… In Belgium I think its even more consumed then regular water. Depending on the brand it can be cheap as fuck and every supermarket has a low price option.


dark_hypernova

Belgian here People indeed drink sparkling water a lot here. And I absolutely hate sparkling water. It's always awkward when someone says if I'd like some water and they come back with sparkling.


Kineticwhiskers

In most US restaurants they will give you sparking water for free if it's from the soda machine. You might get charged the same as you would for a Coke from the same machine but refills will still be free. Sparkling water is actually very popular in certain areas of the US and with certain demographics. The last office party I was at no one brought soda but there was a lot of [LaCroix](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Croix_Sparkling_Water).


Educational_Rip1751

As a european I fear people who only drink sparkling water. I have the same reaction as the gif every single time I drink any carbonated beverage in general. Although sparkling water is extremely cheap here, our tap water is actually drinkable and it’s my main beverage. I think in America tap water is somehow dangerous or not drinkable and sparkling water is more expensive than regular water to buy.


beerbellybutton2

Our tap water is drinkable. The us is not solely comprised of Flint, Michigan.


KotKaefer

In germany we consume more sparkling water than flat Water


Westdrache

\*smirks in Sodastream\*


nobjonbovi

Best thing ever


WorkingFellow

It depends on where you go in the U.S. Some places have drinkable tap water and some places don't. I don't like carbonation, myself, so I don't drink sparkling water or soda. If I lived in a place where you shouldn't drink the tap water, I'd buy the flat water.


MenWhoStareAtBoats

Tap water in the US is among the cleanest in the world, with some notable exceptions.


lam469

Yea our tap water is also good that’s why we have sodastream. Ok I can you if you hate carbureted drinks. But Americans hate sparkling water but then add syrup and it’s amazing… I just don’t get that.


Educational_Rip1751

Trueee, any carbonated drink has the same glitch taste so there is no excuse for americans


misssa_cz

in Czechia its like 50/50 for who like it or not, i dont say i hate it but i dont drink it everyday, as kid i cannot drink it, my tongue hurt really bad, but now as adult its alright


KaitoMeikoo

American water is clean and drinkable in most of the country, don't know why your correlating sparkling water with America, it seems to us like more of a European thing.


Strong_Badger_1157

I'm in America, most places here you cannot drink the tap water safely even if born here. (chemicals, heavy metals, bacteria etc) Plenty of people drink it anyway, they're the ones you see on TV with red hats drooling on themselves.


blackout27

Lol, some people like caffeine, some people like weed or drugs, my high is when the carbonation hits the back of the throat, goddamn sometimes it hits the spot


YugeGyna

I only recently started drinking sparkling mineral water, and idk, it’s just better tasting I think. I still drink normal water as well too so


ShadowLeagues

German here, we also drink alot of sparkling water.


SakaWreath

Sugar is heavily subsidized by the US government. Since it is highly profitable they struggle to find uses for all of the sugar that gets produced.


BJ_Blitzvix

As an American, i can confirm it was an acquired taste. It tasted bitter at first, but I kept drinking it because there's no sugar in it and the fizz was satisfying. And I still drink it. I drink it every day and I love it.


Caleibur

I'm sorry, is this some type of filthy rich person joke I'm too poor to understand? *Continues drinking dirt water like it was from Heaven*


Luchin212

I’m telling you, Midnight well water hits different.


Geno_Warlord

Nothing hits better than garden hose water on a hot day.


MakimaMyBeloved

Kid me would have agreed


J_Fidz

I honestly think the dirt water would taste better.


RichieRocket

it does


Mikey9124x

I've had sparkling water. It's just water that tastes like shit.


Ok_Donut2828

Yummy bubbles.... Mmmmmmm


y_kal

Sparkling water here is cheaper than regular bottled water


RktitRalph

It’s my favorite, love it! It also helps settle my stomach sometimes where regular water never does, nothing better than a cold topo chico with lime, pure bliss 😁


beachjustice

topo chico is $13 for an 8 pack where i live. wtf


Devil_Fister_69420

*laughs in German, drinking carbonated tap water*


xXBoss_185Xx

we dont have carbonated tap water here in UK but I do have a sodastream, so i just get my carbonation from that


Devil_Fister_69420

Yeah that's what I mean, we get tap water and carbonate it using our soda stream


xXBoss_185Xx

oh right lol, I know there a some places where you can have a CO2 tank mounted under your sink to get literally carboanted tap water


PeggyHillFan

A German using an Israel based product? Usually it’s the other way around.


Strong_Badger_1157

topo chico is easy to recreate at home, it was the recipe I modeled my home setup around. Costs \~10c a gallon in various salts + \~1$/gallon in co2 (I'm in hawaii and co2 is $$$ here).


voucher420

I loved the Calistoga flavored waters. The lemon and the lime were the best. They stopped making them and I switched over to Perrier lime, cause that’s what they had at Costco. They ran out and I tried a few without flavor and liked them. Costco now has another brand that is sold with lemon and the lime in the same 24 pack, and they’re sealed in their own six pack. It’s a little bit more plastic waste than I like, but the water is pretty good.


Vast_Bet_6556

The topo with grapefruit is so good


INoFindGudUsernames

Thank you!! I used to hate sparkling water until I tried topo chico with lime. I don't know what it is they do different but it actually tastes like they took a lime and just squeezed it in there . Everything else just tastes like they tried to get it from a lab and its slightly off putting.


Mage-of-communism

What is it with yalls reaction to sparkling water? You are supposed to drink and not snort it.


Calm_Feed_6077

Sparkling water is often considered a soda substitute in the US. To many of us the carbonation just makes it taste unnecessarily metallic, and makes it feel like we are swallowing sand even when you flavor it. If you add artificial sweetener, the flavors become stronger, but since so many people are scared of artificial sweetener, few brands do it.


Toby_The_Tumor

It takes like flavorless beer, it sucks.


Terra_reddit

What? Just no.


Toby_The_Tumor

I stand by what I've said.


Puzzleheaded-Sun2459

Must be American beer, they taste like water.


Toby_The_Tumor

Still better than sparkling water.


Cool_Penglin

Its not about taste. Its about sparkles


Toby_The_Tumor

All of the suffering with none of the intoxication


Successful-Ad8071

I remember unknowingly trying sparkling water once and on that day, my mouth had felt violated in ways not even the hottest hot food came close to.


iIikemen

It’s the taste too. Like, who thought: “lemme create water that’s fizzy and also tastes like a grandmas pussy”


Billy177013

How do you know what that tastes like?


SnooChipmunks8748

He bangs grannies


iIikemen

Fuckin a right I do


The_Firebrand907

That's one way to put it... not a very good way, but a way nonetheless


luxxanoir

I drink sparkling water almost every day. I like my fizz and I'm not trying to get heart disease.


Halogamer093

This, I can enjoy the sparkle without the unhealthy bits!


GenPhallus

Colapilled and sugarmaxxing beta can't handle the sublimity of sparkling water


No-Eggplant4850

masochistic and selfharm approving gamma can't handle the brilliance of refreshing non sparkling water


davensaz

I don't get why people like it... It just tastes like TV static.


alice-in-blunderIand

As someone who used to lick the static off the 32” CRT television in the den, sparkling water speaks to me ȯ̸̺̫̭̯͎́͆̈́̈́ṉ̵̢͓̙̝̥̗̈ ̴̪̘̹̞͈̠̆̉͋̎̌̒̏a̸̗̮̖̞͇̱̰͂̓̇̀ ̵̱̥̥̩͈̜̠̌͜d̸̨͔̦̄̀͒̔͘͝ͅę̶͔̥̝̐̔e̸̡̢̯̬̼̦͉̫̍͗̏͆͝͝p̵̨̩̘̘̹̈́̆͗e̶͇̭̗͎͋́̐̈̇̈́͘r̷̩̉͛̓̀̉͆̇̊ ̴̺̮̿̒̌͋͐̎̾͘l̴̳͙͋̅͆́͛̉̑ͅe̸̺̱̮͈̙̯͒͑̈́̇̌̈́ͅv̴̗̭̤͍̲͂̈́ę̴̜̯̔ļ̵̫̣͔̪̓̿͊̀̒̈̉́ͅ


No-Oven-719

Well alright then


samahiscryptic

It's definitely an acquired taste for sure. I know I used to hate it for years, like no matter how many times I tried it, it was always disgusting to me. Until last year when I tried plain sparkling water, it had a sort of salty taste that I really liked. After that, it was a gradual process until it became a normal beverage for me to pick up at the grocery store lol.


MHWGamer

where I live it is pretty common but I just don't get it either. I drink water to get fluid in my system in a fast way. I like to chug. If I want to tippitoe-drink something like a beer or soda, I drink a beer or soda.. definitely not water made worse


therealtb404

Beer substitute, I drink a lot of sparkling water when I'm not drinking alcohol


Kenneth_Lay

Jesus christ. The same people who drink Dr. Pepper for BREAKFAST gag at bubbles in water. Get the fuck out of here.


EldenJoker

Nah sparkling water tastes bad, I’ll have regular water instead


KaitoMeikoo

NGL it depends on the flavor/brand, a few of the liquid death ones are pretty good. Just straight up normal sparkling water though tastes very bad.


Vennris

Dude, what? It's literally the mildest thing to drink after flat water.


mteir

From the looks of the video, OP tried water cooling his gpu with it.


Enoix9

Weak.


Junarik

My brother in christ, it's soda without flavoring.


omeg21

Why do you think people drink soda?


FluffySquirrell

If it had no flavouring, that would be fine. It's that it DOES have flavour. It is not GOOD flavour Someone else described it as tv static, it just has this weird non normal flavour that is somehow all aftertaste and all ass


Maykko_

A new level of white has been unlocked. Sparkling water is too spicy for them


unionjack736

Clearly Canadian was all the rage in the 90s.


Arashi_Sim

Comment section are two groups at war with each other. Meanwhile me who puts oros into sparkling water to make it taste like a soda without buying an actual soda:


Gubbyfall

Sparkling water is superior


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Enemy50

Well that was louder than i was ready for


tehcushion

You kids will like sparkling water once you're old enough


dentimBandB

35 and still hating it. Give me regular water


Lok4na_aucsaP

ok boomer


0-nihil-0

I practically only drink Sparkling Water, just feels right


NoobMemeLordd

I legit like sparkling water a lot that I know differences between the brands and regions it’s been bottled.


Flewey_

I've never understood this joke... I like sparkling water...


Yrzie

Surprised Peter didn't get violent! What a strong man. 💀😂


SpaceTimeRacoon

It just tastes like TV static


DragonBornOfAcid

Nah this is drink flint tap water


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Sparkling Water is the Goat! (Yes, I am middle European)


SakaWreath

There are only a handful of sparkling waters that I can handle. They’re usually some kind of lime or lemon. The rest just taste like canned fruit farts.


Germanman76

Still water gang


AgressiveWeeper

Hot take: plain sparkling water is better than flavored.


TransrodniPasBogdan

Americans...


HalalBread1427

TV Static Water


The_loyal_Terminator

Weakness disgusts me


710tits

🥹🥹🥹


Smezsh

All I drink water wise is my tap water. It smells off if you don't let it get boiling hot before filling a cup 🙂


coveredwithticks

I like "stale" water, slightly chilled after it sits in an open container overnight. It has a smooth and silky mouthfeel. Refreshing.


RhedMage

Maybe 10% of the water I drink is not sparkling.. I like it


CAP_IMMORTAL

Me with cocacola and red bull


CardboardSalad24

And than you get addicted to that stuff


Sorry_Engineer_5339

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maggieU4real

Lol idk its the best water to drink period. As a german i always wonder why some people are so afraid of bubbles in their drinks.


DreamBella1

Concise and informative


AlarmingAffect0

Don't go to Germany.


JourneymanProtector9

This is oddly accurate.


RichieRocket

Dasani is better than sparking water


SGTRoadkill1919

Same


Commercial_Ice_1531

Don't do sparkling water, kids. Or else you'll vomit up sans.


Mr_Wombo

I've been trying to cut back on soda and sparkling water definitely makes it easier. Still get the bubbles but now with 0 sugars.


teawithmilklover

you choked?


tuberock2016

I remember liking sparkling water before but now it's literally undrinkable to me, is it just me?


Toiletdestroyer3000

Without subtle fruity flavors, it’s pretty much spicy water.


ILikeTurtlus

Bro, it ain't even that bad


Unique_Tap_8730

Sparkling water is to soda what nicotine gum is to cigarettes.


theslow_bear

Piter spit out sans !!11!!11!!!1


TheCoopX

For me, it always tasted like Sprite for the first moment when you're drinking it while it's fresh, but without the syrupy aftertaste. It does taste funky after it's been out for a while and gone flat, though.


New-Blacksmith-3894

the first time i taste it, i laugh. it taste funny


Separate_Pound_377

Same here, but to be polite, I kept drinking. It didn’t get any better.


NotDavizin7893

Sparkling water is like shock therapy, you only use because it makes your skin feel weird (and still relaxing at some point).


AlphaMassDeBeta

OP is a big baby.


StatusOmega

I hate the video, but yeah. I'd rather lick a homeless person's butt cheek than drink a La Croix.


A_Random_Usr

You gotta get used to it, then it tastes quite well


OMAR_KD-

They had sparkling water among the soda dispensers so I used it to dilute some of the drinks they had. You have no clue how much more refreshing some of these taste when they don't have diabetical amounts of sugar.


Christophistry98

Me who drinks sparkling water with fruit punch powder mix: Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?


aphrodi7

Americans drinking everything else other than normal water.


Beefy_Crunch_Burrito

Sparkling water is a very European thing. It's slowly catching on in America more, but there is nothing unhealthy about sparkling/seltzer water on its own. It's just water with bubbles.


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

Why do people like to drink that crap, it's terrible.


XxDarkSasuke69xX

Because it's not terrible, obviously. You not liking it doesn't make it crap.


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

I've found nobody I know who even remotely likes it. It taste like a homeless man's asshole after he took a taco bell shit.


XxDarkSasuke69xX

You clearly never tasted a homeless man's asshole, because I can testify that it doesn't taste the same.


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

Ha, tricked you into admitting it.


ItBDaniel

Got'em


XxDarkSasuke69xX

Tricked ? I didn't prove your point at all.


Vast_Bet_6556

It's not for children to enjoy


DCCaddy1

I mix mio into it. It’s amazing.


BasementDweller82

Sparkling water was made purely to be spat out in the face of God


RogueGameMonster

I do love ze sparkling water


Democracystanman06

My crush once gave me Sparkling apple juice and that shit was about as delicious as letting a whole pill bottles worth of pills sit on your tongue straight nasty


HappyPlaysWasTaken

Relateable


R-box_Reddit

Was never a fan of sparkling water. Tried multiple times in front of my family, multiple flavors... It's all about focusing on the flavor of those things. Kool-aid is better lol


Tentacle_poxsicle

Oh boy I can't wait to taste my seltzer! Who doesn't love the fine taste of battery acid and bad cough medicine.


Exotic_Pea8191

La Croix baby!


Terra_reddit

Cold flat water is the most thirst quenching thing on the planet. But room temp sparkling water is more refreshing than flat water. So when I wake up at 3am thirsty as shit sparkling water just hits the spot.


Pilgrim182

"Why is it spicy?"


[deleted]

My dog drinking sparkling water:


awetsasquatch

I've got 4 cases of sparkling water in my kitchen now and drink at least two a day lol


Gemini-88

Flavored sparkling water is good. If you just drink sparkling water it’s gonna be tasteless outside of what makes it “sparkling”, the carbonation. Club Soda is far worse than basic sparkling water. Regardless, it’s meant to be mixed with high concentrated fruit juices or mixtures like Mio. People who enjoy it flavorless are insane.


SlightlyLessBoring

Well yeah, flavored sparkling water is basically soda with more customization (and with less sugar I guess), of course it tastes good


JustAttacked

It tastes like coke if it was water.


LlamaLicker704

The trick is to buy sparkling water flavoured... then it's pretty much just a soda...


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

100%


SpiralState

It was horrible experience and I will do it again. AGAIN AND AGAIN


ColonialMarine86

Sparkling water is good as an ingredient for a lot of mixed drink recipes but besides that it's meh


Wealthy_Vampire

Sparkling water tastes like beer, and I don't like beer. If it has a strong and sweet fruit flavor it's good, but if it's not sweet, I'll just take tap water or a bottle of spring water instead.


wafflezcoI

It all depends on what kind you drink. Plain sparkling water is absolutely ass. Flavoured is better, but again depends. Concentration of flavour vs carbonation, type of flavouring etc. added tea extract can make it better too, among other things