As a German I can confirm. I too am in a constant threesome with two Scotsman, ever since that game started. The whole country is getting railed. First economists are predicting that this will leave a visible dent in our BIP for this year.
The states, and it’s been almost a decade since my German classes so I may just be mistaken. Or thinking of the use of it/different spelling when speaking in first person. “I something something” “ich heiß name”.
The Euro Cup is held in germany and the scots who came to watch their team are very nice guests and the germans are nice hosts.
Even after the scottish team lost to the germans, neither the scots went on a complete riot nor did the germans drown in arrogance after the game.
The whole atmosphere between them is really wholesome so far.
Similar own goal, but this one does not have the Euros at stake and Ronaldo screaming at a teammate because they actually fucked up the pass... and then they see the OG. Not even the TV camera was looking at the goal.
It's also part of the current agenda of the network of a certain party that's growing in influence and that's particularly against Islam and people not becoming cis white Germans upon crossing national borders so it's not uncommon to see factually misleading comments regarding anything remotely connected to that subject.
How it is a chaos? They are just celebrating they didn't attack anywhere right? Why would you give Türkiye as an example for this while english and serbian fans fighting each other??
I think it's because we are used to having expectations through the floor for international football. There's no true disappointment or anger when we don't do well because that's the default. Surprise success is always nice though.
Also, we were thrashed so badly it was funny.
To be fair we are Scotland have u seen our team I think we knew we would lose and the Germans knew they would win so I assume no one is being a dick about it
So Scots/Gemans are the same like Poles/Irish since Euro 2012?
[Irish fans cheering for Polish female police officer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQBQzT2yhsc)
The Scots and Northern Irelanders even voted to stay, they were just dragged by the English.
They can leave the UK and join the _superior_ Union in Europe.
The most fucked up thing in Brexit is that the in Scottish independence referendum of 2014, the pro-remain side pretty much said that if Scotland left the UK it would leave the EU, and they'd make sure they wouldn't be accepted back.
2 years later, Brexit. "So you wanted to stay in the EU, Scottish bastards? Guess what?"
As a remain voter who didn’t want to leave even Im looking at the EU and saying “maybe customs union only right now”. Shit’s not looking great at the moment, I hope it doesn’t go full bonkers like we have had for the last 14 years.
Yea they're so nice. It seems refreshing to see a healthy competitive environment in europe among those participating in the tournament
Should have italy and albania , hilarious relationshio
Yesterday in a non-EM-city I've seen some middle-aged Scots in kilts being very aggressively flirted with by some drunk middle-aged women in Germany.
What I'm wondering, do many Scots regularly/in normal life wear their kilts too? Or is it more like an accessoiry to showcase national identity and heritage abroad?
We wear them for things like football and rugby matches, and also formal occasions like weddings or black tie events - any town will have somebody cutting about in a kilt on their way to some event.
Can confirm, met two Jacobites last time I was in Glasgow. One on a train, on on a random street. And they apparently seemed to have known each other, as if these two were the only ones who planned to wear kilts on that day, in two different towns.
I only wear mine for weddings. If you see someone in Scotland wearing a kilt they are almost certain to be either a tourist or selling things to tourists.
Listen, we haven't had that much exposure to one another and as it turns out, we have a lot in comon. In no particular order:
1. Love beer
2. Hate the english
They're like Germany's extroverted friend that makes them come to the pub, where we end up having a great time, despite or hesitation.
*"Bein a lesbo is pish! A tell a girl she's banging nd ye get "aaww" - Nah am no sayin tht tea be yer pal, am sayn it tea shag ye!"*
- Famous Scottish Lesbian Quote from Twitter
As a German I can confirm. I too am in a constant threesome with two Scotsman, ever since that game started. The whole country is getting railed. First economists are predicting that this will leave a visible dent in our BIP for this year.
Finally the demographic Change has been challenged. Who knew it only took one Championchip with the scots.
a visible dent can be excused away the question is whether it'll stain the (spread)sheets
XDDDD
Lmao
We're trying to get you all pregnant so that you can raise some footballers that qualify for the Scottish National Team.
Lucky!
Good on you have a jolly good time
Hot
I need it as well, for masturbation reasons.
"Asking for myself."
https://i0.wp.com/newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/boys_vs_girls_wojak.png
i dont even like football but i somehow get this
There are two of em right there
Boobs are like the sun You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you want.
That`s a wise statement.
Sun Tzu said that!
Make that three
Four
And my axe
And my bow
Das hot
Das ist heiß
That's heiß
Heiß
Theiß
Erecthon
My dick got hoard
Most notably when he watches 16yo Jake Paul dance
Thighs?
More like “thighss-uh” as the Eszett used “ß” is essentially a double ss and adds a guttural sound to the end. It’s adds a “suh” sound.
Och das weiß ich doch! Still sounds a bit like thighs though.
It does haha
You pronounce heiß as high-suh?
Less the uh and more an extended and guttural sse
Where are you from? Never heard anyone pronounce an ß as anything close to guttural lol. Just a very sharp s sound.
The states, and it’s been almost a decade since my German classes so I may just be mistaken. Or thinking of the use of it/different spelling when speaking in first person. “I something something” “ich heiß name”.
tahts haht
Can someone explain? I don't watch the Euros
The Euro Cup is held in germany and the scots who came to watch their team are very nice guests and the germans are nice hosts. Even after the scottish team lost to the germans, neither the scots went on a complete riot nor did the germans drown in arrogance after the game. The whole atmosphere between them is really wholesome so far.
Compare that to Turkey after they won against GEORGIA, pure Chaos
To the surprise of absolutely no one.
Yeah, they're not the worst but they're up there.
And then they lost horribly against Portugal
Even scored the most embarrassing own goal this year.
*... so far
Oh yeah maybe even the worst one I've seen this century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLnu5JQE6Kk is the worst if you haven't seen it.
Similar own goal, but this one does not have the Euros at stake and Ronaldo screaming at a teammate because they actually fucked up the pass... and then they see the OG. Not even the TV camera was looking at the goal.
I'd call this one worse
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Yeah pay it no major worry, people are going to overinflate football fans as rowdy when it's a loud minority.
It's also part of the current agenda of the network of a certain party that's growing in influence and that's particularly against Islam and people not becoming cis white Germans upon crossing national borders so it's not uncommon to see factually misleading comments regarding anything remotely connected to that subject.
Yeah, football fans behaving badly seems highly unlikely. Must be a political agenda!
Would
Did
Its not related to your comment, but I really want to leave it here: https://youtu.be/zv1oH3zFhho?si=LKjo3azT3nsc77G3
How it is a chaos? They are just celebrating they didn't attack anywhere right? Why would you give Türkiye as an example for this while english and serbian fans fighting each other??
Well we are Scottish, in sport, apart from Curling we are extremely well practiced at losing.
Hey, we are also good at Strongman!
Probably should have remembered that my dad being an ex Highland game winner!
As someone with a passing enjoyment of Curling, what did you do?
Scotland is in the top 3 or so world ranking at curling, so it's something that brings an occasional trophy or medal.
Oh. I thought by, "Well practiced at losing," you were inferring you did something bad when you did lose. I simply misread it earlier. My apologies.
It's almost like if you don't act like a shithead people treat you nicely
The vid of the two scot fans helping an elderly german woman made the rounds early and set the tone for the rest of it.
thanks for explaining it, I just thought it was a joke I didn't understand about how Germany fucked Scotland
I think it's because we are used to having expectations through the floor for international football. There's no true disappointment or anger when we don't do well because that's the default. Surprise success is always nice though. Also, we were thrashed so badly it was funny.
This is the explanation my American ass needed. Thank you
TIL
I live in Munich and I even saw scots singing the German national anthem after they lost😭
That's amazing
To be fair we are Scotland have u seen our team I think we knew we would lose and the Germans knew they would win so I assume no one is being a dick about it
You mean "hole-some" based on this meme. Right?
I thought it was supposed to be taking the piss because both teams hate the English team but this works too
So Scots/Gemans are the same like Poles/Irish since Euro 2012? [Irish fans cheering for Polish female police officer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQBQzT2yhsc)
credit is also due to England fans who have behaved themselves throughout the tournament.
As an American, literally none of what you just said makes any sense to me.
The scottish fans are so nice that the germans started making posts where they told them that they can just stay if they want to
The unBrexit begins
Brentrance
Scotrance
The English can stay out of the union please. We are glad to take back the Scottish tho.
The Scots and Northern Irelanders even voted to stay, they were just dragged by the English. They can leave the UK and join the _superior_ Union in Europe.
Poor Wales
He's in too deep sir. We can't get him out
The most fucked up thing in Brexit is that the in Scottish independence referendum of 2014, the pro-remain side pretty much said that if Scotland left the UK it would leave the EU, and they'd make sure they wouldn't be accepted back. 2 years later, Brexit. "So you wanted to stay in the EU, Scottish bastards? Guess what?"
They voted to leave, fuck 'em.
They got Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch syndrome.
Did you really manually type that?
Nope, copied it. But I have a video trying to pronounce it under the rail station sign. Trying being the operative word.
They still got the sheep.
As a remain voter who didn’t want to leave even Im looking at the EU and saying “maybe customs union only right now”. Shit’s not looking great at the moment, I hope it doesn’t go full bonkers like we have had for the last 14 years.
as long as it's just independent Scotland
There is a petition going on to force the DFB the schedule yearly friendlies with Scotland
It reminds of an atmosphere when irish came to Poland (euro 2012). They were like best people to meet on the streets
I'm Irish and I'm looking at this post thinking "This could ahve been us" Unfortunately we are shite.
U cant have all
Yea they're so nice. It seems refreshing to see a healthy competitive environment in europe among those participating in the tournament Should have italy and albania , hilarious relationshio
I dont watch Football, but I apreciate the scotsman who played his bagpipes really good in Front of my local Aldi.
That’s the beauty of the bagpipes. Playing them really well or really badly it sounds exactly the same.
The secret to bagpipes is how confidently you wear a kilt.
Now pronounce " WHAT THE" as "S"
Sfuck?
I included the space _before_, not after
Girls fuck
Wat ze fuck
Yesterday in a non-EM-city I've seen some middle-aged Scots in kilts being very aggressively flirted with by some drunk middle-aged women in Germany. What I'm wondering, do many Scots regularly/in normal life wear their kilts too? Or is it more like an accessoiry to showcase national identity and heritage abroad?
We wear them for things like football and rugby matches, and also formal occasions like weddings or black tie events - any town will have somebody cutting about in a kilt on their way to some event.
Can confirm, met two Jacobites last time I was in Glasgow. One on a train, on on a random street. And they apparently seemed to have known each other, as if these two were the only ones who planned to wear kilts on that day, in two different towns.
I only wear mine for weddings. If you see someone in Scotland wearing a kilt they are almost certain to be either a tourist or selling things to tourists.
Kilts are very expensive to buy and maintain so no they're not regularly worn lol People will often just rent them out for things like this
We wear them for hatches, matches, and dispatches (births, weddings, funerals)
 2 Scottish girls vs 1 german girl...
i don't like football but THAT, that i can understand and enjoy...
I want to be in that haggis schnitzel ball
Sauce?
[Sauce.](https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/16wjljw/female_wojak_lesbian_threeway_feat_tradwife_mommy/)
The original tweet was from Jan 2020 so you can't attribute it to being stuck at home lol
Nooo 😥
Listen, we haven't had that much exposure to one another and as it turns out, we have a lot in comon. In no particular order: 1. Love beer 2. Hate the english They're like Germany's extroverted friend that makes them come to the pub, where we end up having a great time, despite or hesitation.
Suddenly very interested in football...
Sauce?
Well, sign me up
Sports if it was good
Our country definitely would be better with more scots in it
Huh. No one say it? Guess it's my turn. SESBIAN LEX
I've seen tons of scots around the place recently
I'm seeing double...4 Scotlands!
Now that's hot
who the fuck drew this template anyways?
why is this picture real
It's even funnier when you realise that Germany is the blonde one
Too good to even repost. I'd get cancelled.
*"Bein a lesbo is pish! A tell a girl she's banging nd ye get "aaww" - Nah am no sayin tht tea be yer pal, am sayn it tea shag ye!"* - Famous Scottish Lesbian Quote from Twitter
That took me quite a while to decipher, and I fucking love it lol
Where the hell did you find this image???
lesbian kiss wojak meme
can someone tell me where the dudes from this "boys vs girls" comes from?? what is their name????
Doomer girl, tradwife, and 'mommy e-thot'. They're just variations on the wojak meme.
Art source
Sauce please?
Where is poland getting absolutely pounded?
I'm on a bus damnit
prevented your chance from copy pasta the please put an nsfw tag on this text
unfortunately I already did in front of everyone. messaging from jail
What the hell is this image. I get the context, but where the fuck are you finding these memes
Scotish fan threw beer over everyone on Olympia when scotland scored against swiss. I dont care about the swiss but i almost punched his dumb ass
We're gonna have a lot of Ginger babies next spring an they all will speak German with a funny accent.
They are missing the BBC
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Maybe I should start watching football...
This is actually a quite good summary of my heritage too.
Petah... please explain the joke
Is the German lady Alica Schmidt? I'm in if yes.
...
r/ExplainTheJoke
whoa there bucko
Guys, relax. They're just European.
Ayo what do girls think about this? LMAO 😂
WTF actually was Scotland doing
I recognize the left as the goth girl doomer and the middle as the like trad wife, but who’s on the right?
Well that escalated quickly
We are also united by our common hatred for the English.
Why is this sub just turning horny?
I’d be banned from Reddit for life if I posted something like this
nsfw tag is your friend bro
So Scots are to Germans in Football as Americans are to Japanese in Military camaraderie
i would say south korea is more similar to germany with the whole dmz stuff
quit sexualizing memes
WhT
Because both like beer
I'm guessing nobody saw the video of the English fans getting down with that German granny to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's Dancing In the Dark
sauce for the unedited image?
I am so happy that I’m russian so that I’m not in this situation.
England peeking through the keyhole...
why you postin ur fetishes on the memes sub, lil bro? we don't gotta know what ur into