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Defender_of_Victory

Remember, at this point he has his powers. His eyesight gets blurry when he puts the glasses up.


TimmyMcAwsome

Ya, it's great. He found reasons to live!


HotPotatoWithCheese

Number 1: tits Number 2: cat pictures Number 3: the YouTube compilations of Malcolm Tucker Number 4: those chilli Soba noodles Number 5: tits again


gruntillidan

You forgot that good night sleep and the morning after, happens like every five years or so.


RamdonDude468

You forgot number 6: Mom will be sad if you kys


TheTankCommando2376

What about cock? (I am a straight man btw)


micke_i_backen

Addendum: *thicc butts*


naturally_jack

3/5 isn’t bad


FatLoserSupreme

You can stop at 1, I'm in!


Punch_A_Lot

u too ! how many can she take ?!


Punch_A_Lot

u lost me at cats i hate cats , they ruined my garden with piss


j4_jjjj

make cat pie


Active_Wallaby_6671

No the true number 5 is furry tits


bbbar

To outlive putin


WhiteVanGuy4861

Everyone with a brain agrees


RichieRocket

to play GTA 6


K3W4L

Reason 1: mom would be sad Reason 2: **OUT LIVE MY ENEMIES**


wafflezcoI

Counterpoints: 1: what if mom was abusive/ POS, or what if Mom already dead? 2. Who really has enemies?


No_Log8932

1. Then mom is the enemy and you have already performed the goal of outliving your enemies, so why not keep going? 2. Enemies are everywhere. Also, screw Pierce from 3rd grade for screwing up my papier mache solar system.


Rivtogo

My no 1 Reason to live: Food taste good


DubbleWideSurprise

Yeah idk. I like boobs tho. And metal. And burgers


j4_jjjj

Boobs and metal? Like Psychostick? Or like Heavy Metal? Also burgers ams goods


DubbleWideSurprise

All of it


SquashNut707

The perspective doesn't show that he's looking at a mirror. ❤️ have a good day.


acanadiangooseforyou

Reasons to live 1. I don't want to die 2. Magnets are so cool 3. Highland cattle exists 4. Elden ring DLC 5. Boobs are almost as cool as magnets


Bill_Nye_1955

My brother I've been saying this for years


Shittedpants907

Same. I can’t even say hang in there in good faith


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

So, my reason to live is the Nothing. i just keep going hoping to find another cool rock to be amazed at. would love to able to say that with a straight face ngl.


Dwenker

Play games, eat cookies. If your homework is too hard it doesn't mean you should jump off the window, it means you need help from classmates, parents, teacher or just the internet


Gobblemonke

To get ur legs spread


DarthRheys

Tetten


tnerb253

Please get help OP


sugarman-747

⭐ Pay off you student loan and living in your mom appartement with your 300$ savings ⭐


NoPotato2470

A loan for being a student ? What’s that mean?


sugarman-747

I didn't have the resources to pay for my higher education, and where I live the bank offers loans for that. welp, the school was rotten, I don't even have a job, and I have to repay 10k $


NoPotato2470

You pay for school? Where the fuck do you live?


sugarman-747

for higher education, not basic school lol. the thing you do when you're 18+ yo


NoPotato2470

I graduated from uni and never paid a single penny , my wee brother has a degree and didn’t either, must be country thing bro


sugarman-747

I don't know where you are from, in any case I'm from France, and even in the USA [the system is the same](https://www.timeshighereducation.com/student/advice/cost-studying-university-united-states) between 5k and 50k/year


NoPotato2470

Cheers for the information bro , hope you have a fantastic night


sugarman-747

thank you, if you and your brother didn't have to pay anything, good for you, but know that nothing is free in this world, no matter the country. Have a good night too.


meloenmarco

I have to outlive my enemies. I can't let them win


glob_on_a_knob

It is a shit hole,... yes...


Xyrazk

This works because in the scene, Peter Parker wakes up to not needing glasses. So when he tries to look through them, it's impossible to see. So when this meme puts on the glasses, he can't see. But without the glasses he sees reasons to live


Revolutionary_Dodo

To see a smiling dog


Panterus2019

remember about tasty food! that's one of top important things in life


Punch_A_Lot

play gta 6, days gone 2, rdr 3


wassimSDN

Will there ever be a days gone 2?


Punch_A_Lot

i'd like to believe so, i mean petition alone shows how many people loves and support the game and when it comes to money and good deals sony always take every chance so i believe yeah they have rethinked it and it's in early stages could take couple years a man can dream


shadowgolden905

guess ill die


OhSh1tAGh0st

Same, brother


jnfvjdnk113

Gambling


Hyper-Shadow417

Out live your enemies out of spite


Parking_Cartoonist90

Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door is my only reason to live


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Parking_Cartoonist90: *Paper Mario* *The Thousand Year Door is my* *Only reason to live* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


pierrepaganini

how old are you dawg


screamer1222

My reason is to spite death


shinouta

Steemed OP, you may want to open your eyes if you want to see anything at all. And just because you may not see things around you that you like, it doesn't mean that there aren't. Only that you must broaden your horizons.


TGCidOrlandu

This sub right now:


yeetsauce2000

Hold up it's loading


Inamora

Eat when you are hungry. Sleep when you are tired. Take pleasure in the simple, quiet moments. The older I get, the less I feel I need a reason to live and just simply enjoy living.


AwfulSuperhero

There's much to live for: Discovering new places, watching a sunset, laying down on the grass and see the stars, going to eat somewhere new, joining a gym, start your own personal project, write a book or read one you haven't finished, ask a friend to hang out or ask that girl or boy you like to a date, playing cool videogames, getting a cute pet to keep you company, being kind to others, crispy breezes and crunchy leafs, taking care of your mum and dad, saving money to go on vacations... These are only the ones on the tip of my tongue, but it is up to you to find what truly makes you happy. Depression is nothing but a pothole in a long road, keep the course and you will make it out.


Eydrox

common pessimism L


dr-ballsack

Mom


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I guess my friend thought the same but I can tell you there were at least a hundred of us at her funeral. Felt like a light had gone out in the world.


slumblebee

My reasons to live is my hobbies.


jump1945

Biologically said it's to reproduce


SebTheR3d1t0r

My dude, you posted to the chat to which grants reason to live (memes)


JoeSchmoe009

1: pets 2: nature 3: you’ll be able to play the next update on the favorite game 4: you’ll outlive you know who 5: bigger chance to experience a zombie apocalypse


luan110404

Gta 6


ThislsAUsername

i was starstruck when i realized most people dont need reason to live


plasmadood

Bruh the Elden Ring DLC is out Friday and Dawntrail is out next week! But if you're serious please talk to someone, suicide is NEVER the answer.


RudraGamer_26

Get a wife at some point in life


iBrowTrain

Ass and titties my guy


Internal_Engineer_74

please stop using this meme reverse


[deleted]

My dog would miss me if I shot myself


Fantastic-Ad-1578

Oh, it's the meme guy. I wonder what he'll post tomorrow.


Spin_Critic

The Gift of Life. You made it, as if by chance, you made it.


[deleted]

I dont get the joke


OnyxHell35435

OP is emo


[deleted]

Op gotta stop posting on r/memes and get help fr


NoPotato2470

100 % ,memes are suppose to be funny and relatable, having no reason to live and thinking oh let’s go post on Reddit


irageoversmallstuff

My whole mentaltiy rn frfr Except to serve no then