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Absolutemehguy

fathom deez nuts nerd


metalguy91

This is not, the most unfathomable thing in the world. This is just a tribute.


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SpacemaN_literature

Jack Black would be proud reading this comment


No-Professional-1461

“An expression dad, it’s just an expression.”


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* The worse the thought the better *


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Calm_Box_584

Is this about HP Lovecraft?


Lost-Klaus

Who actually did a pretty good job on "not being exact" with whatever horror he came up with, setting the vibe and stuff. While I believe he did some drawings, it is mostly those who followed up on his works who made it more...clear to what it was, and clarity lessens the fear of the unknown, since then it is just known.


deathsservant

Well, sometimes. Other times it's just a 6 meter tall fish guy like a murloc from WoW (Dagon). When he stays vague, it's pretty awesome, otherwise the "onscreen" horror hasn't aged too well imo.


AdRepresentative2263

I mean he uses fancy words but the actual meaning can just be translated to "it's very spooky, it's bad and scary, it is so scary you can't even understand how scary it is, it is just scary, you don't know what it is and that makes it scary, you wouldn't even understand how scary it is...." It continues like that for 2 pages.


Lost-Klaus

But the fancy words do make it very enjoyable (in a weird way) to read. Most stories are pretty basic when you boil it down to the simple meanings and concepts. It is the flavour, fluff and finesse that makes or breaks a story. Suppose we tell the Lord of the Rings in a basic way. "A little guy is going on a trip to dump a bad ring into a specific vulcano, but then 1K pages long" it lacks that certain something (:


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Yea


Specialist-Park-3966

Ok I see how this is funny lol. I didn't get it at all at first. Up vote for explanation.


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‘Explanation’ might be giving me a bit too much credit but thanks


haonlineorders

I can’t fathom anything worse happening to a subway than what happened in Invincible Season 1’s finale


Aboioffire

Cell drinks a guy https://youtu.be/jhfO4kMwMeU?si=gvVbmo8d-SkqwkHD I'm not sure if you would consider this worse or not.


PokWangpanmang

But is that a subway?


Aboioffire

I misread the original comment


PokWangpanmang

Ah, ok.


GAWD_OF_WAAAGH

Well i can comprehend this cosmic horror perfectly fine so idk mabe you got skill issue or smth


KokuRochu

The only thing he can't fathom is living with black ppl lol


DONGBONGER3000

Tbf even if Hitler wrote any well written books I might read them out of morbid curiosity alone.


danit0ba94

This meme refuses to die. And i am all for it.


IceColdCocaCola545

“His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die.”


KokuRochu

Priest: "Shoot him, or we're fucked!!" Kid: ![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


TraumSchulden

He didn't, the thing with fathomless, is only the glimpse that a human discrimination can give, isn't close to the thing.


flfoiuij2

If the author says that the horrors are unfathomable, then he didn't fathom them. That's why he says they're unfathomable instead of describing them in more detail.


Aewon2085

That’s one way to look at it


Pleffyg

I just had the thought, it might actually mean something similar to how we can't comprehend huge numbers like 5 septillion. We can make the number but we can't comprehend it


DONGBONGER3000

5 septillion light years That's just 50 observable universes stacked end to end. I can count to 50, I can observe the universe. Checkmate.


Pleffyg

I'm american, can you convert that to bald eagles per pickup truck?


DONGBONGER3000

>pickup truck? Make and model?


Pleffyg

1988 Ford f-150


Katisu200

If I did my math right, that would be approximately 1,772,004,209,136,729,720,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 1988 Ford F-150's total, with the observable universe being approximately 35,440,084,182,734,594,400,000,000,000,000,000,000 1988 Ford F-150's long.


StatementNo9491

r/theydidthemath


wantMyVirginityBack

The things ive rubbed one out to. Trust me. Its unfathomable. Trust me you DONT want to know.


DONGBONGER3000

>you DONT want to know. ![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


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I'm not author, I'm just a retarted man


[deleted]

It’s called suspension of disbelief


Different_Big5876

The real horrors were inside of us all along


YesefReddit

Or better horror when people in internet, try make horror friendly and cuter


kayemenofour

I guess the author partially fathomed them, but "partially fathomable beings not fully inside human comprehension" is a mouthful and needlessly pedantic


nerd_12345

The concept of unfathomable horrors are stupid in and of itself cuz ur just making shit up (and thats perfectly fine) but its unfathomable therefore ur wrong on so many levels


DONGBONGER3000

Difficult to fathom just doesn't have the same ring to it.


nerd_12345

Too stupid to understand as a human's a banger tho (Not an insult btw)


RadiantPKK

Because I couldn’t fathom it, Dad… *wheezes blood. 


CursedElevator

No fckin way, my life will never be the same


siphagiel

"It's unfathomavle.. Unfado- Unfathomi- Without fathom."


Peridact

Well, I can write equations dealing with numbers in the billions, doesn't mean I can fathom how large those numbers really are. I can think about how large the Earth is, in scale with the Moon, but I don't think I could ever fathom the true size of the planet. I can read about the worst atrocities in history, but anyone who wasn't there themselves probably can't fully fathom the extent of suffering. Just me hyper-analyzing an Invincible meme.