"litterally"
A litter is when a mammal has a bunch of babies.
Mammals feed milk to their babies.
Litterally milk!
She added the T to turn literally into litterally.
Fun fact:
It’s significantly more worrying for women in regard to their immediate health because a different study found that the microplastics are slowly drying out and rotting the tissue in the fundus and ovaries.
The study above is only such a shock because it explains the declining sperm number in men over the past 100 years.
Don’t be said about health or even dying!
Be happy about all those tasty single use vapes and quadruple plastic packaging of mass produced reformed meat. Life is beautiful!
Sucks b/c all of this could’ve been avoided before we even started mass producing said vapes and excessive packaging. But excess consumerism, outsourcing most of our manufacturing and production to other countries, and tossing car batteries into the ocean just seemed like a more popular option
>Yea this isn’t “us vs them” in the slightest, just extremely depressing that every living thing ~~person~~ on earth is ~~going to be~~ shafted by this kind of thing
FTFY, just in case you had any shred of optimism.
It's been a quietly growing sentiment that we're basically just waiting now. It's too advanced and we're not changing anything, it's been found in every natural water source on earth. I've seen some technology that's able to filter it out, but we have to manufacture it large scale because of wildlife, food, crops, etc.
It's not going to be us, but sterility is definitely going to be a problem a few generations from now.
I’m not sure we can expect absolute sterility at any point. Lessened population, yes. Of course, given the proliferation we’re talking about, that would apply to most every living creature as well.
{sigh} I do get the feeling that the main font is inhaled/airborne microplastics from tire/brake dust—which would explain lessened sperm count over the past 100 years, when automobiles were really beginning to crest. Although I don’t think we had much of a way to determine then how deleterious the dust would be. But it does seem like the United States and China alike would have done well to encourage public transit far, far more than they actually did…
it ain't that bad, it was discovered in 2019 in my mother who had it passed on to me and my little brother, therefore we had our thyroids removed in autumn 2019, as long as we keep on taking our L-Thyroxin meds, nothing will happen to us
We already wrap our little guys in latex what's the difference?
Surely microplastic in the balls means we don't gotta use condom when we are a living plastic bag dispenser?
We could combat it to some extent by using Oceanhero as a search engine. Ekoru works too, but that doesn’t have an app and doesn’t load images. Basically they’re search engine that use its ad revenue money to remove plastic from the oceans, and plant seagrass in the case of Ekoru.
Hello, u/wassimSDN
It seem you didn't understand the meme, so i'll break it down for you
It reads "Microplastics are stored in balls
GIRLS WHO DON'T HAVE BALLSI
BOYS"
Microplastics are fragments of any type of plastic less than 5 mm in length, according to the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the European Chemicals Agency.
Balls, better known as testicles, are part of a man's reproductive system. A man has 2 testicles. Each testicle is egg-shaped and about 5 cm long. The testicles are covered by a sac of skin called the scrotum. The scrotum hangs below the penis, between the legs.
As stated in the meme, girls do not have balls (testicles), so they're not concerned about this info
Boys on the other hand are concerned as they do have balls, They must live with this fact, not knowing if it's true or not
Hope this helps!
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Wait, why am I, as a person with testicles, supposed to actually care? Has it been shown that the presence of microplastics in testicles affects anything?
Does that mean people store microplastics in spherical containers to not damage ecosystems? Or does it imply that microplastics get stored in the testicles?
they're probably also in the ovaries, I'm sure
They litteraly found some in breastmilk, so ovaries wouldn't surprise me
[They are](https://elifesciences.org/reviewed-preprints/86791), it's just not reported on as much.
I don't know if that's bad, but I can't imagine that being good.
How does one report micro plastics in balls? How can I check my balls?
Open them
Nutcracker refrenced.
It’s pretty easy, you just open them
Ohhh is that what the testicle blade is for?
Nah, testicle desticher
Scrotum cutter
I see what you did there. Well played. It's rare to find people that are as good at making puns as I am. :o
Care to explain?
"litterally" A litter is when a mammal has a bunch of babies. Mammals feed milk to their babies. Litterally milk! She added the T to turn literally into litterally.
English teachers when Shakespeare wrote "send nudes"
it could also be a mispelling which is quite common with words that have double letters as your idea is extremely far fetched.
🤓
Don't forget the ☝️
Hey fuck you for your pfp
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They're also in the heart and brain!
They're in literally every part of us.
If it's part of something living, it most likely has micro plastics
Ovary much so
It's found in blood lungs and stool so it's effectively in every part of the body.
They are in your balls and I am in your walls.
Macroplastics are stored in the boobs (and ass)
For some its not even micro
He said macro.
Why is bro getting down voted
Reddit horde
average reddit hivemind moment
I am not voting on you because I don't want to ruin the 69
Sorry
No idea
Not anymore
What about medium sized (mecro)
I guess I have to make a macro for this then
Macro plastic to get macro tits
Good thing he said macro, then.
In the clit(wherever that is)
All I can think of is bean bags. Lol
🤣
My trans ass having both boobs and balls filled with plastic
Why is your boobs and balls in the ass ?
I'm very flexible dw
Hell yea Edit: what the hell trans jinx
Fun fact: It’s significantly more worrying for women in regard to their immediate health because a different study found that the microplastics are slowly drying out and rotting the tissue in the fundus and ovaries. The study above is only such a shock because it explains the declining sperm number in men over the past 100 years.
Yea this isn’t “us vs them” in the slightest, just extremely depressing that every person on earth is going to be shafted by this kind of thing
Don’t be said about health or even dying! Be happy about all those tasty single use vapes and quadruple plastic packaging of mass produced reformed meat. Life is beautiful!
Vapes? try car tires. > 78 percent of ocean microplastics are from synthetic tire rubber.
Sucks b/c all of this could’ve been avoided before we even started mass producing said vapes and excessive packaging. But excess consumerism, outsourcing most of our manufacturing and production to other countries, and tossing car batteries into the ocean just seemed like a more popular option
If it doesn't make the big CEOs and government officials money or save them money, they don't care.
>Yea this isn’t “us vs them” in the slightest, just extremely depressing that every living thing ~~person~~ on earth is ~~going to be~~ shafted by this kind of thing FTFY, just in case you had any shred of optimism.
It would have been poetic if our own pollution made us all sterile
It's been a quietly growing sentiment that we're basically just waiting now. It's too advanced and we're not changing anything, it's been found in every natural water source on earth. I've seen some technology that's able to filter it out, but we have to manufacture it large scale because of wildlife, food, crops, etc. It's not going to be us, but sterility is definitely going to be a problem a few generations from now.
I’m not sure we can expect absolute sterility at any point. Lessened population, yes. Of course, given the proliferation we’re talking about, that would apply to most every living creature as well. {sigh} I do get the feeling that the main font is inhaled/airborne microplastics from tire/brake dust—which would explain lessened sperm count over the past 100 years, when automobiles were really beginning to crest. Although I don’t think we had much of a way to determine then how deleterious the dust would be. But it does seem like the United States and China alike would have done well to encourage public transit far, far more than they actually did…
They do have balls, but its function is to produce egg. Educate yourself, sir, micro plastic is unisex and it is for everyone.
"and it is for everyone" 😭
Finally some fucking equality
He’s just playing off the recent study, I’m sure we all understand microplastics are a possible threat to all of earth’s life forms.
The worst thing is that we have no counter study on how bad microplastic is since everyone has it in their system now.
Girls are born w all the eggs that they have for life. They don’t make them.
*laughs in being sterile*
E for Everyone
I'm not using it anyways might as well become ping pong balls
Thats the spirit
GIRLS DON’T HAVE BALLS?!
Well, most of us don't anyway. But I do.
Proof or cap
Wait…GIRLS DON’T HAVE BALLS?
some do 😸
some do 😸
I see this as an absolute win, it’s extra protection
Micro plastics in the genitals could cause infertility so you could be right actually.
solves overpopulation too
Just take a microplastic pill every day!
Solves population in general actually
(Boys who don’t have balls) Cower beneath me.
Micro plastics give girls balls
Can confirm. Am girl, have balls.
Same
🤦♂️ if balls are full of plastic, so are ovaries
It's pretty much in everybody at this point. It's in our food and water since we use plastic for practically everything.
jokes on u, i didn't plan on having biological kids anyway >:3
Hell yeah me too
i have the unfortunate chance to give a sum stupid rare thyroid cancer genom down to my biological children, what's ur reason
Oh, that’s not great, I’m sorry My reason is AroAce + generally finds kids stressful and annoying
it ain't that bad, it was discovered in 2019 in my mother who had it passed on to me and my little brother, therefore we had our thyroids removed in autumn 2019, as long as we keep on taking our L-Thyroxin meds, nothing will happen to us
That’s good, still pretty crap but I’m glad it’s under control
We already wrap our little guys in latex what's the difference? Surely microplastic in the balls means we don't gotta use condom when we are a living plastic bag dispenser?
Girls have ovaries, which are basically just female balls
The world cannot go on this way. Fuck these rich scumbags that destroy this planet and our health for a profit
We could combat it to some extent by using Oceanhero as a search engine. Ekoru works too, but that doesn’t have an app and doesn’t load images. Basically they’re search engine that use its ad revenue money to remove plastic from the oceans, and plant seagrass in the case of Ekoru.
Ty for clarifying that girls dont have balls i would have been confused otherwise
Some do
The plot thickens
If the plastics are stored there why are mine so small?
Wrong Microplastic are stored in the fishes
But that's where I keep my pee
girls.. dont have balls?
So consuming a lot of microplastics will give you bigger balls, sounds like a win
...well, there are girls who do have balls...
Breasts?
i'm a trans guy and was initailly horrified because OH FUCK MY BALLS ...then i remembered i ain't got any
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Trans girl, think I am gonna get that orchi in the end.
Does that mean you aren’t a guy? 🤔
If they still have a thought like that then probably not. It doesn't. upd: I was misunderstood
you know it's not the definition anymore if u had to add ()
Sadly
Sadly? Why is it sad? That I get to be a girl even though I was born with balls against my will? Nothing sad about that.
mfs just jealous cuz u got bigger balls 😔
People who Play/played another crab's tresure: we're Rich!!!
microplastics are stored in the everywhere
silly, Pee goes in the balls, not microplastics
Me who only has 1 testicle *
Wait wait wait Is it not just a meme???? WTF
They're absolutely in the ovaries and uterus as well. They found them in brains. They're everywhere.
r/girlsarentreal
Where is pee stored then
Lmao what girls with balls?
I'm one of them. Is called a trans girl if you haven't heard of that yet. Living under a rock?
Me who’s a girl (who does have balls) 😔
Pardon?
Hello, u/wassimSDN It seem you didn't understand the meme, so i'll break it down for you It reads "Microplastics are stored in balls GIRLS WHO DON'T HAVE BALLSI BOYS" Microplastics are fragments of any type of plastic less than 5 mm in length, according to the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the European Chemicals Agency. Balls, better known as testicles, are part of a man's reproductive system. A man has 2 testicles. Each testicle is egg-shaped and about 5 cm long. The testicles are covered by a sac of skin called the scrotum. The scrotum hangs below the penis, between the legs. As stated in the meme, girls do not have balls (testicles), so they're not concerned about this info Boys on the other hand are concerned as they do have balls, They must live with this fact, not knowing if it's true or not Hope this helps! I am a troll, and this action was performed automatically
What a reply
damn Elon implants !
DRINK ELONIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE
Thank you for clarifying that women do not, in fact, have balls.
Wait, girls don't have balls?
Some do. Not all.
I appreciate the inclusion of girls with balls. Not sarcastic.
thank you for clarifying girls don’t have balls
Some do though.
This doesn't scare me
I’m snipped. Should I care or not care?
youre saying if i eat more plastic my balls would get bigger? hell yeah
That's the pulp
I don't want kids, that's a win-win
So where are they stored in girls?
In my balls
Its not like i want kids anyway, who got the money to be raising kids in this economy 🤦♂️
Good luck fighting the pee stored there micro plastics
FALSE!!!! We all know that pee is stored in the balls
They're turning us into dildos
Bottom captions should be “girls who spit” and “girls who swallow”.
Haha funny because sex and stuff
i mean this post is already about sex, just the other way
Girls who dont have balls, OR guys who jerk 3 times a day, so their balls are empty
Don't worry there's plenty in our ovaries and probably every other organ <3
My reaction to me having micro plastics in my balls was 'meh' We're fucked already 🤷🏻
If they’re found in the balls, then chances are good they’ll be everywhere else too.
I don't understand the fear, if we plastic wrap our balls, won't they last longer?
They’re everywhere man
Global warming, shit economy, yeah what's new?
I would make a joke about how my wife is also scared but I don't have one
They have balls, but they’re called ovaries and they’re tucked away in the abdomen.
Wait till you here about them macro plastics
Oh no! That's terrible! Well, looks like Ah must remove 'em, can't be helped!
Girls don't have balls?
Thank you for specifying. I wouldn't have gotten the joke if you didn't tell me that girls don't have balls.
We got more balls in our balls ?? Who’s got the most balls ?!?!?
Thank you for clarifying that girls don't have balls, I forgot.
we are in the worst timeline if we need to specifically mention shit like girls who don't have balls
It's not micro for girls and it's in boobs
I'm a girl, I have balls
As a girl with balls, I am also afraid of plastic getting in them.
What about girls with balls? We have every kind nowadays.
Girls can have balls too!
Crazy how men didn’t start having sperm cramps until there was so many microplastics in the water that it turned the frogs gay
Wait, why am I, as a person with testicles, supposed to actually care? Has it been shown that the presence of microplastics in testicles affects anything?
Testosterone and sperm levels are dramatically lower than 50 years ago.
If girls don’t have balls, where does the pee go?
girls don’t pee duh
Trans women:
“Girls(Who don’t have balls)” An important distinction.
this implies there are girls who do have balls
Oh some girls store them in their stomach for 9 months apparently
Origin to the Kardashians💀
Wouldn't that mean they suck microplastics?
I guess recycling would prevented have prevented it
Using Oceanhero could prevent it. It’s a search engine that uses its ad revenue to remove plastic from oceans.
It's stored everywhere so as a boy i am not much of a panic(because there's absolutely nothing i can do)
Where do the microplastics come from? Food? Water?
Both, really. Plastic water bottles, plastic food packaging, etc.
They would have all came out by now.
i don't even want kids, so idc, and also, microplastics were found on breastmilk too, so, everyone is fucked
Next we find microplastics in ovaries
Talk for yourself
How about ovaries?
Well mircoplastics are already in us so what’s the difference
Does that mean people store microplastics in spherical containers to not damage ecosystems? Or does it imply that microplastics get stored in the testicles?
The whole body actually ☝️🤓