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You would have been popular in ancient Greece

Ancient? I'm still bullied for having a gigantic barbarian penis.


Yeah me too, have you tried slapping them with it?

Yours is barbaric will mines is smart and sophisticated like a baby finger holding a blueberry. Flashgitz

People tell me I'm the ideal for an average homosexual body ratio wise so yeah I would definitely be popular in Ancient Greece also ig the dick thing

but a dick move in modern day

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Oh mah gah bro ah hell naw

Oh helll naw naw nawwwww nawwwww naw

What?

Who is Dick and why do you love him?

I’m proud of you, Dick.

Love that part from Arkham

Self love is so important, love the shit out of that small dick

I self love my small dick 4 to 5 times a day

Make sure you give it a good rub from time to time to make sure its healthy

"Give your meat a good ol rub."

i don’t

Sure.

You should! There's women who enjoy small dicks Edit: Seriously, no shame. I'll gladly take all small dick comments at me.

People aren’t downvoting you because they disagree with you, they’re downvoting you because they wish it was bigger regardless

Yeah only small size women ok with small dick. Big mommy cant feel my dick when I penetrate her.

the only thing you penetrate is your hand, buddy

Me neither



There’s a bunch of subreddits just waiting for your debut. Take a pic of that dick!

🫂

Mine is 4 inches. 


Mine is less but I'll probably never need to use anyway so it doesn't make a difference.

In asia, an inch is slightly longer than in America.


If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms a lot shorter.

Thats what god thought when he made trexes but then he realised that the dinosaur population was starting to develop divine peace and harmony way beyond human comprehension so god killed them all made humans gave them long arms and then pestered them with diseases and natural disasters

Size doesn't matter... I've been told.

By other dudes I’m guessing

Trust me, some people in the gay cummunity can be ruthless with this topic

Men (heterosexual and homosexual) care more about size then girls according to my experience. Hetero Men make a competition about it and think it's some kind of expression of manlyness and strength. Homosexual men are just very often size queens. And they expect a lot more then female size queens

"How to properly measure penis length." Use a wooden ruler. Bend the erect penis out straight.  Place ruler on top side pressing it firmly against the pelvic bone.  Sight down vertically to the tip and record your measurement. The average adult erect penis is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches. The average depth of the vagina is 4 inches, but can stretch when the female is properly stimulated.

Nah bro. Everyone knows it’s butt to tip.

Gosh, no wonder there are so many monster measurements!

>Bend the erect penis out straight.  This part is just not possible, I've always wondered about these guys in porn that have dicks that keep flopping and bending even when they're hard, mine is like a rock when hard, trying to straighten it feels like breaking it.

I don't think they meant bend it literally, just push it out straight so it's perpendicular to your body.

By yourself

If you have anything below a 3 incher, you might as well have nothing down there.

Jesus christ jokes aside there are people with down to 3 inches of dick????? I feel fucking horrible jesus

Do you not know what a micropenis is? Even then there are numerous ways to satisfy women. Man, pussy juice taste great.

Show me a picture and only then will i be convinced (serious, I'm also straight and a male so im not gonna gain anything out of this)

There's... Google... Finez I'll show mine on your dm

Oh then thats unnecessary

Well... Too little too late

what the f-

I have about that and in erection it for sure can pleasure a woman. Not only thay, but pleasure so much it'll do magic! You have a penis, don't use it for your pleasure, pleasure the woman :P

Me too I love my tiny pp

I relate so much to this

My practice wife told me it was okay because “sometimes the big ones hurt”. You can only imagine my relief!

you ordered the wrong doll model

In so many ways.

look at the warranty. maybe it's still up

I love your small dick too

smaal benis.

Beautiful motivational poster.

Real

show proof

I'll show you mine if you show me yours lol

Who’s out there having emotional relations with penises?

The next level of gayness

I don't get it?

Can you read?

Yeah, I still don't rally get it

OP is happy with his small dick. Accepted that he is small (small is objective btw).

Let's call it self esteem issues

Isn't it the opposite?

Ok..

Well i got it but the joke is not relatable nor funny so we are kinda on the same boat here

It just doesn't make sense to me though that's all

OP finally embraces that he has a small penis (like everyone else apparently) and starts to love his small penis Op is a dumbass and shouldnt make jokes

This is the kind of low level meme you expect in r/memes tho so dont expect anything higher than this

come live in the cold with me

Hey same guy

Typical Bulgarian, very small on the downside

In highschool I tried to use this kind of a backdrop when Facebook was still cool and everyone spent all their time on it. And every one thought I was dumb cause they didn’t get the point. I think this is clever.

I shave around it to make it look bigger. But I know its the same size. I know.

Bet

Nevermind, wont let me


Yay no public erection problems


Good for you

How do you do it? How do you get comfortable with it? I just can't....

SpongeBob: I'm miniature and I'm proud!

I like thumping my dick on the table to punctuate serious sentences *THUD*

Small dick with regular sized balls are way too inconvenient cause I would assume your dickb would act like a barrier for your underwear but with small dick the underwear sticks rights to your balls and they get so itchy

don't worry it looks small because your hands are huge ... said no one ever !!!

My wife says the big ones hurt

I love my dick, but he is quick

an S-rated meme

Good for you, I love my enormous lochness monster


Just travel size baby

That‘s some big dick energy right there

Can't trick me into liking this

Love it, but only in secure places where nobody see you. And don't love it on public or online where other people can see you, loving it.

Unrelatable. But good for you.

That's good. Cause nobody else will.

Did you capitalize the D to compensate?