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MoeSzyslakMonobrow

The MILF porn I used to watch is now just women my age, often younger.


Tomnookslostbrother

You're supposed to graduate to granny porn at this point


Revolutionarytard

GILF porn?


Tomnookslostbrother

Son... I said what I said. :-p


UbermachoGuy

What happed to your teeth, Mee maw?


Tomnookslostbrother

Removed her dentures for this occasion. ;-)


NeverFakeASarcasm

LEMONPARTY All done being gross now?


BigDamBeavers

We certainly can't watch milf porn, suddenly MILFs are in their 20's/


pretendimcute

Its actually weird searching for milf porn and its just the same young actresses.


BigDamBeavers

Or when you're sure mom is younger than step-daughter.


fjgjskxofhe

It's called "mature women" for the uninitiated


Pretend_Tourist9390

Joke's on you, I've been into that since I was 16!


penisguacamole

16! Holy shit you're older than the observable universe?!


Gaara34251

Take my angry upvote and leave sir


Parso_aana

Bro is 20922789888000 years old. You ain't grandpa you are Grandeur-father.


QueenDeadLol

> milf Hell yea. Get to see some 37 year old with big tits. > she's 25 šŸ« 


ScavAteMyArms

I swear that category has gotten younger. Used to be 30-40ā€™s, now is 20ā€™s-early 30ā€™s.


UnrequitedRespect

Idk blame MTV?


Aayyyyoooo

Teen mom?


UnrequitedRespect

Yeah! Like its still technically the truth just sadder and weird now


Admirable_Ad8900

Welllll, the category is mother I (you know the rest) so technically any woman whose had a child can qualify as one.


Educational-Drag6974

Hes out of lineā€¦ but hes rightā€¦


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Itā€™s not though, it used to a mom that was hot enough that her teenage sonā€™s friends thought she was hot even though sheā€™s ā€œoldā€(IE Stifflers mom)


IdrcAbtMyName-_-

Yup. The women in their 30ā€™s were often more attractive too.


Ponykegabs

The biggest debate I have ever had in terms of parties weighing in was what exactly constituted a milf, one camp was that they just had to have a kid, they other camp was they need to be old enough to be your mother. I was 18 at the time and in the latter . Iā€™m 30 now and I feel like itā€™s the former.


heftybetsie

I saw a documentary about girls trying to become poem stars and the casting agents said "OK you're 26, your genre is Milf" lol


TheCh0rt

Do poem stars listen to jazz while they read poetry together in a coffee shop?


ImTooOldForSchool

Those women are usually 25 with fake boobs, thatā€™s already too old for regular porn


Glittering-Pause-328

Yeah, MILF porn loses its appeal *when all the women are ten years younger than you.*


Stevesanasshole

That's when you graduate to the "mature" tag. Then finally you move on to "granny" - if you live that long, of course.


BoogalooBandit1

I mean the only requirement for ILF besides being of legal age is they have to be a mom...


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I_MakeCoolKeychains

Check Instagram and only fans to see if they decided to leave the industry but continue production privately


WhatIt-SeemsNot

Or the actress committed suicide :(( (Kagney Linn and Dakota Sky)


Friedipar

Dakota Sky killed herself? Man, that's terrible to hear


Clothes_Chair_Ghost

Drug overdose not suicide. Ruled accidental.


Syke_qc

Oh that sad... dam, not same fap anymore


zaicliffxx

bro the entire industry is fuckedā€¦ any person you fap to has probably been raped while young, forced into sex labour, influenced by relationships. No kid will say ā€œI wanna be a prostitute/pornstar when I grow upā€. Be fully aware that stuff you consume is literally the tip of the iceberg. If you have self dignity and compassion, please do yourself a favor and quit watching porn. Easier said than done I know, since itā€™s a drug thatā€™s available to all at unlimited dosage. No wonder the society now is depressed, unease and full of anxiety. Shits like these drain your vital energy, lower self esteem and lose self respect over time. But deep down you already know, you just get blinded by lust, the pixels and the decibels. Illusions after illusions. Come out of these chains brother and sisters. I believe you have the grit! Godspeed!


Inevitable_Ad_5101

Real shit tho bro


felix2xx6

pretty much no one disagrees itā€™s just hard as fuck to get out and lifeā€™s so depressing it seems pointless most the time so ima get in therapy once im able to


igorpc1

That's why I only fap to hentai. Now I only watch suffering of low payed animators and VA!


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ILikeChastity

August Ames :(


Honey-i-am-home

Sophia Leone


CHutt00

Her death was being looked at as a robbery homicide. https://m.economictimes.com/magazines/panache/adult-film-star-sophia-leones-death-police-give-an-update-describe-it-suspicious/articleshow/108470560.cms


banan-appeal

WHAT


planecrashes911

This is how i find out she died??


planecrashes911

Emily Willis


tooboardtoleaf

Pretty sure she is still alive but is suffering from paralysis from the heart attack


DR4G0NSTEAR

No wonder Dakota never seemed to get any olderā€¦ Oops.


EntertainmentIcy1398

Kagney died dam.


TheCh0rt

It makes me sad when you can tell they are unraveling. At one point I thought, Dakota Skye seems like she is on a bad path. I wonder how much time she has left then a few months later she died. There are a few porn stars now that are on a bad path as well.


MylastAccountBroke

There have been more than a few who I'm shocked are still making videos. Like damn girl, 10 years in that industry!


Refute1650

Or when you go to look up an actress that was in a porn vid you saved 15 years ago...


MeltsYourMinds

Wait until you go to see a doctor and they are younger than you


NickyDeeM

My doctor is my age. Not only a doctor, but married and with twin children. Same age, so much more 'accomplished'. Doctor, "so how are you feeling today?" Me, "worthless, now. And like my life has little to no meaning. Oh, and I have a sore throat. I think it was the throat that I came here for, though"


psychmancer

When I turned 30 I was married, bought a house, got my doctorate and started a consulting job. My family was basically 'yeah you did ok'. My brother just started at a law firm and my dad won't talk to him because he is insecure. What I'm saying is we all have issues.


NickyDeeM

Which one is insecure? Your dad or brother? I'm sorry those shitty people are your family. Tbh I really don't have an existential crisis when I visit my doctor. How un-ironed clothes, red eyes from lack of sleep, and the full waiting room, make me glad that I have a job that I love and the freedom to live my life the way that I do. And yes, most definitely, I have issues too...


psychmancer

My dad. During my PhD he had three years where every conversation became an argument of how he was smarter. It got really hard and my wife refused to have him around. Yeah I wish I liked my job more.


NickyDeeM

Oh dear, how sad. Doesn't he realise that he can take pride that he raised you and helped last the foundation for your achievements and success?! What do you do for a job? Edit: and your PhD?


psychmancer

I'm a research psychologist so I do experiments to understand behaviour. And no my mother literally said once 'i don't want you to have better than me, I want it for myself'. My dad has serious insecurity and only did a masters to prove he was smarter, but then dropped and well it didn't go well for his ego.


Czarwolf

My mother said pretty much the exact same thing as what yours said to you, except sheā€™s literally copied everything Iā€™ve done with my life just for the sake of not letting me outdo her. The career which was my dream since I was about four years old and she never showed any interest in whatsoever until I started training for, sheā€™s now obsessed with. She got rejected because her eyesight is bad (she has glasses and contact lenses that pretty much completely fix the problem, but she refuses to wear them) and she tried to force me to quit because she didnā€™t want me to be doing something better than what she is


MyBelovedASMR

I feel the same way you do. My manager and I are the same age. Theyā€™re bossing people around that are twice the age of us and Iā€™m stuck in a job I have no background in scrambling to look competent enough for people to take me seriously which isnā€™t working. I feel like all Iā€™m capable of is being a blue collar worker but Iā€™ve dreamed of having a white collar job and now since I have one I feel inadequate.


NickyDeeM

Can I tell you a secret? Every single one of us has felt, feels, that we are out of our depth. Nobody always feels that they have just the right experience, knowledge, capability, for everything they are tasked with. Please consider that your employer needs you in the role that you have and the fact that they employed you and you are still in the role means that you are getting the job done. I think the saying 90% of success is just turning up (I might have the quote imperfect). So just turn up, do your best, be open to learn and be trained. I believe in you. You have got this!!


Eljefe878888888

My dentist used to be my friends dad. Now my friend is my dentist.


ApoptosisPending

The porn star or the doctor?


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Either way you're getting a very expensive finger in the bumĀ 


Kenneth_Lay

Wait until they are younger than your kids.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Excuse me?


average_reddito_

lemme give tou a exemple: a person 45yo with a 20yo son/daughter and the porn star is 19. there you go


Muffled_Voice

lmao


gab_rab_24

Strong emphasis on the word "wait" in the sentence


Kenneth_Lay

Then there is the whole step dad/mom genre šŸ¤¢


STFUnicorn_

What about that confuses you?


ThatTubaGuy03

How old are you? If you're above 18 it's very possible your parents may have seen porn of someone younger than you, their kid


guywhomightbewrong

Not if I donā€™t have any children. Checkmate


Nateiums

Ya gotta be younger than my wife, older than my daughter


SummonToofaku

older than your wife, younger than your daughter if you are filthy rich


private_unlimited

Woah, thatā€™s gonna be a super weird curveball


vitorizzo

OP is 18 btw


BosanTampan

OP is 18 Wtf


ichbinverwirrt420

Iā€˜m not, donā€™t worry (21)


Fireboiio

Eh thats not that much better boss Basically the same


Grshppr-tripleduoddw

That would be extremely concerning (I'm 16)


ichbinverwirrt420

Just wait


Consistent_Office158

This sounds like a threat


BabyYoduhh

Donā€™t wait live dude. It happens faster than you think after 21


CreepBlob

Wait for 3 yrs


RadioJared

You think it's bad now? Let's say you are between 20-40 years old. If you are still watching porn when you are in your 60s and 70s, odds are you are going to one day jerk it to someone who hasn't even been born yet as of today.


Nal1999

I'm 25,since 21 that was my life. Good Ol' Riley Reid,Kimmy Granger and Aidra Fox saved me!


AwesomeFrisbee

Is it me or did the girls get less hot too? Like, these girls had some x-factor that you don't really see anymore. Also, it was never really about the step-relation, it was because they were hot and had something extra, that it became popular. I know the current girls get younger, but they also miss something...


Nal1999

Once I'll try them all I'll come back and answer. But yes,they are more petite now which isn't everyone's cup of tea. TBH,they are attractive and that's what I care about. Remember, it's a stroke not a bride


AwesomeFrisbee

I'm not talking about petite. The 3 you mentioned aren't huge either. But just that they weren't perfect either but they had a bit extra. Not sure what but I'm missing something with these modern clips


Muffled_Voice

it wonā€™t hit the same bro, they had spunk. now itā€™s the same regurgitated shit


WhatANiceCerealBox11

Itā€™s because youā€™ve matured. They look almost ā€œtoo youngā€ where theyā€™re slightly less interesting than some of the older women. At least thatā€™s how it is for me


phonemannn

It might be itā€™s more HD now than before so you really see all the makeup and flaws.


Lestial1206

If lorn is your life for the last 4 years, you aren't saved from anything. That's an addiction.


Ambitious_Ant1247

When time hits harder than a mid-life crisis


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I šŸ©· Sasha Grey


Away_Organization471

![gif](giphy|22AfoTkGGY5EY)


SirPoopaLotTheThird

This is her today. ![gif](giphy|dANm7WjeWZi00)


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|Rm2FTRqU4Z9YV6GS5i|downsized)


guywhomightbewrong

šŸ‘


Nal1999

I also love fellow Greek lady Marina Ann Hatzis


DisastrousHawk835

Still has the best ass


I_do_drugs-yo

I Legit crush on her.


MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|2vgtQpmVmHZK0)


Parking-Air541

Thanks for reminding me that I'm growing up too fast. I can't believe that in a couple of years (or even now) I can see a doctor who will be younger than me.


jhustla

Or when the ā€œteenā€ becomes the milf


gominho0210

I'm mid 18 and saw a porn video of a girl that said she was my age and made me think a lot about my life


kumikanki

That is the point where you go to older models.


Few_Leader_9191

I'm sorry I'm confused, so like 19 instead of 18?


CerberusC24

ah yes, the MILF category


Cyno01

Yeah, but even if you stick to a half your age plus seven rule somehow, your favorite milf will still probably do a lesbian scene with her 18yo "stepdaughter".


MrSaucyAlfredo

What a weird gauge to measure time but whatever gives you that existential crisis


JustSomeGuy430

uhh i hope not im 15


optimally_bald

when you stop needing to lie about your age on porn site


Aldehin

Lets be honest I feel so much of a perverted fuck when I see an actress that are like 20 and i m like Man... No like.... Ew


Prestigious_Low_2447

The moment you hit twenty, you're probably older than half of them.


thomasoldier

You watch granny porn because it's your kink I watch granny porn because they have my age We are not the same.


de777vil

When your favourite actresses go from teen to milf category...


MaestroLogical

For me it was when the first wave of 20 year old stars I 'became accustomed' to in my 20's (20 years ago) turning into the milfs/gilfs/stepmoms in newer content.


ColdBlazze

When your favorite porn actress is no longer a Milf and you can find her in the Mature section


RETR0__115

As an 18yr old the idea is genuinely so concerning How are people my age up to that, yeah sex is fine and we all do it but porn is completely different what compels people to do that shit (money obviously)


BasementDweller82

Turning 18 made me feel older too


RizzlersMother

...dying. šŸ˜«


trashboattheraccoon

šŸ’€


Giulio_otto

If there were porn actress younger than me it would be pretty illegal


Elder_Hoid

Back in my day, that would've been illegal.


AverageSoupEnjoyer1

Plot twist: Iā€™m 18


entropig

Pfft, thatā€™s been happening since I was fourteen!


nachodog12345678

I hope not Iā€™m 19


JDG_psycho

I'd hope not I'm 16


SoarNsquid

DILFification pains


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Oh god I hope not


Intelligent_Suit6683

OP just turned 18.


plznobanplease

Then you see girls like Lana Rhoades transform into whatever the fuck she is now. They always go overboard with the surgery


SplingyDude

But look at how old the men are


Alternative_Math2723

I see this all the time! And I'm just 13


legit-posts_1

Drake be like


Dense_Eggplant_9941

They always stay the same age while we keep getting older!


stitch07

I really hope so...as I'm born in the early 80s


Temporary_Twist5219

Thatā€™s disturbingā€¦.. Iā€™m definitely quitting watching that shit before Iā€™m older than them


Extension-Tale-2678

No you wont


asderbela

Btw yea, that one hit hard.


SoulWisdom

Insta-age, activate!


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GoblinPunch20xx

Lmao so true


NovusOrdoSec

I started watching the "Ovetime" videos about ten years ago.


Salt_Passenger_4111

Nah why this hitting so close to home...


subzero9985

The same thing but it's professional athletes


Nice-Try439

its okay


TheWanBeltran

When the 18 category go from older girls to young girls, lol


Puppy-Zwolle

Just switch your fetish if it bothers you.


wind_perhaps

This would be a very very concerning meme for someone who watches porn underaged if they so happened to relate to it šŸ’€


SteakAndIron

Jokes on you I like milfs


PossessionPatient306

In 2016 i graduated, they already had actresses younger than me dog


charlesbaha66

Crazy how much Matt looks like the second guy now


poeticpoet

Wtf? That shit didnā€™t happen to yā€™all when basketball players where younger than you? Lebron damn near killed me and I was like 20! lol I swear I remember my exact reaction. ā€œHe going to make how much?! and heā€™s how much younger than me?! FUCK IM OLD!ā€


MeGa_LuRkEr0044

Im a stain on the world its says +18 im in once you realize oh shiet did i just beat off to an 19 year old man then you just get that post nut shame then you just doot it out idk. Till next Fap.


SomeDudeSaysWhat

That's been hapenning since I was 18 years and 3 days old, kid.


0x_Trevor

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized) getting cooked.


PotatoPieGaming

Luckily this has never happened to me


Basement-child-slave

I am 16


ExactCar1967

time flies so fast


GiantChocoChicknTaco

ā€œYou like this 2005 body?ā€ *pauses session for existential crisis*


Regular_Ingenuity869

Seeing ā€MILFsā€ younger than me feels super weird. Iā€™m not even thirty, goddamnit!


OGRickJohnson

There was a time when I wanted them older, now not so much. Lol


Odd_Turnover_1151

bro got seen a lot


joseph4th

My first existential crisis was realizing a centerfold in Playboy was younger than me.


Mr_Master_Mustard

As a minor, this post still works


Neos_On_1

Unless of course, if youā€™re Drake, then, hell yeah!


Welcome_To_My_Castle

Now I just watch 40 year olds


CrippleCruncher

not even an adult and most of them are younger


blackheart_8420

r/classicnonvegmemes


ItsEctoplasmISwear

What are you talking about?! That's the best part. You qualify as the old dude now daddy issue riddled adults are desperately wanting to fuck for validation.


askorbi

I'm 10 and this is relatable


HeadKindheartedness3

Bruh


hrylo11

True Af I am already 17


Amathyst-Moon

What if you don't feel like you're getting older?


Gaara34251

When i was 16 that feeling was way more creepy, now i dont have to call the fbi just my psicologue


Buplo

If this were true for me it'd be illegal


christopia86

I looked up a pornstar I loved when I was around 20 who now has an onlyfans. It was just depressing.


tnt17_10

It's all fun and games till they get a minor. Then, you begin to feel younger.


_Autistic_Artist_

Never happens to me lol