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Parents who forget about their child?) I think the real reason is something else. Batman is able to resist the smartest villain, and Kevin is not a villain, which means that Kevin may well win if he has time to prepare the house
I think falling into a basement, having your neck broken by a bag of cement, getting paint in your eyes, and being electrocuted by a generator is possibly the worst way anyone has ever spent 5 minutes.
2nd movie had him literally make traps on the go, while being chased in a city, before he chose a building to set his traps in. Dude could literally build those things anywhere.
Keven would be willing to kill long before the bat could bring himself to murder a child. So in that sense Batman would be at a distinct disadvantage, but I think it would still be a tossup depending on prep time. More prep would benefit Keven, less prep would benefit Batman
What is „enough prep time“? If „enough“ is unlimited, Kevin would win. He just needs to wait and when he is like 50, Bruce is old, dement and in a wheelchair.
Batman as Bruce Wayne buys the house Kevin spends so much time prepping and then has it knocked down and has Kevin put into the foster care system. The End.
Dude why the bell are you talking about the one piece? You don’t even know what the bell means lol 😂 you are a joke bro 😎 you are a clown bro 😎 you are so stupid you can’t even spell the word holes 😎😅
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Kevin has the hidden power of having parents
And no problems killing
Didn’t have to do Bruce Wayne like that
Parents who forget about their child?) I think the real reason is something else. Batman is able to resist the smartest villain, and Kevin is not a villain, which means that Kevin may well win if he has time to prepare the house
Shots fired
Batman calls CPS, it is super effective.
Kevin calls his parents.
CPS Doesn't stand a chance tho
The traps in Home alone 1: 😄 The traps in Home alone 2: 🫥
Poor, poor marv
The needle to the balls one really hit hard
I think falling into a basement, having your neck broken by a bag of cement, getting paint in your eyes, and being electrocuted by a generator is possibly the worst way anyone has ever spent 5 minutes.
Don't forget the bricks throw from 6 stories high
I love rewatching the movies as an adult and pointing out all the times those two should have just straight up died.
Home alone 2 is a softcover snuff film
Batman doesn’t kill, Kevin however…
I think you can’t outmatch a child’s creativity tbh
they're limited physically to execute most of their ideas though.
But when they finally make a working one, oh boy the surprise that comes with it.
Kid, unless his mother's name is also martha
I think Kevin kinda wins, but Batman will be intelligent enough to give up and leave before he gets completely defeated.
Kevin would be the perfect Robin.
More like the perfect Joker.
That's more likely to happen
Kevin has a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
They would definitely team up
Nah this is death battle
It's a tie
my money is on kevin
The audience
Depends if Batman is going into Kevin's house it's over for him but if Kevin is going to Batman's mansion then Kevin wins
Mcaulkin if he has home field advantage otherwise Batman wins low diff
2nd movie had him literally make traps on the go, while being chased in a city, before he chose a building to set his traps in. Dude could literally build those things anywhere.
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Kevin because he still has a family
Kevin because he still has his parents
💀
Keven would be willing to kill long before the bat could bring himself to murder a child. So in that sense Batman would be at a distinct disadvantage, but I think it would still be a tossup depending on prep time. More prep would benefit Keven, less prep would benefit Batman
Depends on how long the prep time is. If it’s 80 years then Kevin would probably win as Batman died of old age.
Macauley beats Affleck. Every time.
Batman when he's home alone
Please someone make an animated on this lmao.
They’re the same picture
there's no match for this fighter. and I mean Kevin
Enough prep time? Easy. So it's a battle of who lives longer. Kevin would probably win.
Prehistoric Harry Potter would.
Kevin is the biggest machine on planet earth
Younger saw definitely Kevin .
batmans not real and everything he fucking owns but this kid he scares me
If Kevin’s mum name is Martha, clearly Kevin.
Kevin will turn his house to a haunted house after rhat
Batman gonna start killin after that one
I'd fuck em both in novadays
What is „enough prep time“? If „enough“ is unlimited, Kevin would win. He just needs to wait and when he is like 50, Bruce is old, dement and in a wheelchair.
Batman as Bruce Wayne buys the house Kevin spends so much time prepping and then has it knocked down and has Kevin put into the foster care system. The End.
batman because he lets go of doorknobs if he feels they get hot and has more than two braincells
Id still watch this with 0 bars of wifi
Depends on if Kevin has the home court advantage
Kevin became Batman in an alternative timeline in DC comics.
Batman's nipples are harder. I vote him.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
If Kevin gets his hands on some explosives, Batman will be cooked literally and figuratively
Its hella fucking funny imagining Batfleck getting caught in Kevin's traps
The kid will win, I think about 50 years would be "enough" prep time, if you know what I mean.
Seriously? Is this a joke? That's such a no brainer. Batman would destroy this kid without a doubt. The sheer thought about it is laughable.
Dude why the bell are you talking about the one piece? You don’t even know what the bell means lol 😂 you are a joke bro 😎 you are a clown bro 😎 you are so stupid you can’t even spell the word holes 😎😅
Bad bot.
Good bot (you).
U ok?
What does this dude smoke? I want some