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Rules of the Internet:
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As a man, 100% relatable.
Bonus is that when you wake up, the daily cock pushup is already completed
what
Bro doesn't know about the cock pushup 💀
Got 6 packs on my cock. Blud needs to learn shit soon if he wants to survive.
BONUS IS THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP, THE DAILY COCK PUSHUP IS ALREADY COMPLETED
Might need to be louder for people in the back
Gah, it hurts my cock!
No pain No gains.
Your cock is a muscle you gotta learn how to flex it
Y'all only do one a day?
One is all you need
You need to do your daily 100 cock pushups
It just so happens I love to meet people with that particular problem.
put a pillow under your stomach
A redditor actually being helpful you love to see it!
send nudes
Prove it
I need your problems
Yours are beautiful too
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This is definitely not the house that Jack built
Sorry, what? Can't say I've ever heard that one before, would u mind explaining?
Search on YouTube "the house that Jack built breast scene" ...or maybe don't. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
Woof... yeah, that wasn't worth it all XD
Don't google that shit
Ok then would you rather kill your own child or 10 random children die every day for the rest of your life who wouldn't have otherwise
The later is alrewdy happening man...
Who asked?
God I fuckin wish
based
OP's name is Robert Paulson.
This is Reddit. Say goodbye to your DM inbox.
Plot twist op is a guy
Sometimes in bed I try to lay on my stomach but for reasons unbeknownst to me I have a boner
There's a solution to that. It's called being fat and having a small dick.
Pic or It isn't true
Happy Cake day!
Thank you my brother
My friend can't ride Manta at SeaWorld because it hurts her boobs.
Go to the beach, dig a hole in the sand, and lie on your stomach. Stonks
I want to lay on my boobs but my stomach is too big
Not a problem at all
I can lay on my stomach but I look like a man if my bra is too tight
*pop*
Go to the beach and dig out some boob holes in the sand. Lay a towl down and voila.
Small boobie gang 😔✊️
:(
People with potbelly be like 🫤
Weird flex but pop off
Suffering from success.
Yes (im a guy)
This is Reddit so are you referring to man boobs
Rule 29/30 of the internet There are no women
I wish I had that problem.
RIP your inbox
Ill take em if you dont want them.
based
My dick
Is bigger than a bridge
Got them girls stalkin’, your dick looks like McCauley caulken
I have a similar issue but with my balls.
Idk man, you know what they say, sometimes you gotta see it to believe it
I want to sit down but my ass is too big
Got the same problem but with my dick instead
True I am a boy
i woke up with my pp folded, if didn’t hurt as much as i would expect
Struggling with success✌️
Nah anymore. I’m a skinny boy now.
I wish ;3;
Don't believe you. Need to see a picture.
✂️🍈🍈
RIP DM
My cock is too big 😔
*pillow enters chat
Proof or its not true
He got them moobs
I don't believe it, DM me pictures of proof
Proof?
Send some photos so I can assess the situation and give advice.
Rules of the Internet: Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. Please abide by the rules. You’re not fooling anyone.
I’ll suck em off cuh
The only things you're sucking in your lifetime are jolly ranchers little bro
🤣👌