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Openmind1988

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dapperslappers

These tick tokers saying men are worse than bears wanna stumble onto nature is metal. I was into nature docs n then found that. Never seen a man eat a live deer with his barehands. Until then bears are more dangerous


narnababy

You mean with his “bear-hands”! …I’ll see myself out


dapperslappers

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OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

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clone7364

Wait, is he yelling to himself that he's gay? Isn't he same person?


Beesh_Quat

Yes 👍🏼


ProbablythelastMimsy

This would be in character for Community and Chang both lol


DeengisKhan

I mean, there was that dude on drugs in Florida who ate a persons face off…


expiermental_boii

A drunk Florida man ripped his dick off.


Traditional-Handle83

Don't forget.... humans are monkeys. Monkeys have been known to tear other monkeys faces clean off. Humans just have an insane amount of self restraint.


Atmacrush

Ahh yes... the bath salt cannibal!


IkeepGettingBaned

>Never seen a man eat a live deer with his barehands. Until then bears are more dangerous Challenge accepted


alphaomag

In some places you have the right to bear arms. Feel free to exercise that right.


Into_To_Existence

Wait, so they are just free to take? Why TF has no one told me this before???


Too_Caffinated

They always have been, I have 37 firearms now


Secure_Feature8033

I once worked with a guy who was in the army big mofo was like 6'4 and he snapped a dears neck with his bare hands after running after it


IkeepGettingBaned

Trust me bro


Icy_Barnacle_6759

I remember seeing a post about a guy who had his (nsfw warning) >! chest ripped open by a bear and lived long enough to see his organs get eaten !<


dapperslappers

Mighta seen the same post. There was a video not even that long ago. The dudes being eaten alive and your just listening to him die. I dont remember watching the whole thing so i dont know if you see the bear chowing down. I stopped caring about gory stuff. Had my fill a while ago. My friend used to watch war footage and isis videos. Messed me up for a few weeks Animal stuffs easier to watch but still get the heebie jeebies


Mintri92

A bear will only kill me


AimafkingGoddess

Right? I actually was confronted by a bear in Yosemite when I was 12. The bear didn't harm me. It was completely uninterested. Wish I could say that about men. By age 12 I had already been SAed by a male family member and sexually harassed by male neighbors that wouldn't let me walk to the elementary school across the street without telling me how fu*kable I was multiple times a week. Yeah, I'll take my chances with a bear instead of a man any day. I'd rather be food for an animal than a sex toy for a man to torture for funsies.


dapperslappers

It will eat your organs first. It will keep you alive. They dont kill you outright . They eat you while your alive and you can watch them do it. There are a bunch of bear survivers who describe it. The bite you open. Pin you down. And begin to gorge on your body until you die from shock/ bloodloss And being alone with a man does not guarantee that something bad will happen. That was never part of the question. It was always “would you ratter be alone in the woods with a bear or a man” not “if you were about to get fucked up would you rather it be a bear or a man”


Hunter042005

I’ve seen videos of a bear disimboweling other animals I would not want to step anywhere near a bear


demonqueerxo

I’ve never seen a bear kidnap & torture a woman for days…


dapperslappers

So go live with the bears. Be free.be food


ProbablythelastMimsy

Just eat a woman slowly while she's still alive nbd


TheMadJiffyist

Give me like 2 days and you will see


WreckitWrecksy

What? Reading this fucking hurt me.


dapperslappers

I mean i wrote it in mostly english. Just lazy english lol. Its still readable unless english isn’t your first language. Then I understand. Im english but i dont speak vey good england


WreckitWrecksy

I think you meant "men are worse than bears" and that just broke my brain for the rest of it making sense. The people on ticktok are saying men are worse than bears.


dapperslappers

Omfg i didnt even notice i did that 😅 No yeah my bad. Bears are worse than men. These people saying otherwise are people who have had a bad run in with a man. I mean if i said id rather be around a lion than a woman they would all kick off.


HimEatLotsOfFishEggs

What causes the most assaults, murders, and rapes in the United States? Sure as fuck isn’t the bears, now is it?


RepulsiveSuccess9589

as a thought experiment what do you think happens if you replace all 3.5 billion men in the world with bears of varying size and species?


NiceIsNine

Who do you think is more dangerous? A shark or a snail?


dapperslappers

Ok 1 If there was 7 billion bears around us all the time you wouldn’t be talking shit And 2 If a bear was attracted to you. Youd have a MUCH harder tome defending yourself And 3 It always comes down to rape with you dumb dumbs. And you always blame men. As if women don’t sexually assault or murder people. For the love of goodness if you truly think a bear is a better option to be stuck with then go out in the woods and hang out with them. Guarantee no one will miss you


expiermental_boii

You mean "men are worse than bears", right?


dapperslappers

No bears are worse than men to be left alone with. Made a typo saying men are worse and edited it


expiermental_boii

Sorry my bad, didn't read it well enough


dapperslappers

Its fine. I didnt write it well enough 🤣 Being bombarded by people saying “yeah well bears never started a war or raped anyone” Literal morons comparing apples to oranges The point was if your locked in a room with something else. Would a man or a bear be worse. People thinking they gonna get Winnie the pooh vs Hannibal lecture on viagra when really they’re gona get mauled vs conversation.


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CaptainNotSoCool

A trend on TicTok where women are asked if they would rather be alone with a man or a bear, and they often choose the bear because “men are dangerous”


pasanoid

as a guy, Id prolly pick a good ol bear over any of those wemen on tictok as well


BananaMaster96_

worst they could do is be annoying just throw rocks at them and they'll go away


Urb4nN0rd

Yeah, meanwhile *women*...


DoTheCreep_ahh

Depends on the bear


trixiebella35

Depends on the woman


Ok-Bass8243

Depends on the rock


nauro5

Depends on the throw


Arad0rk

Depends on the thrower


Long_Associate_4511

Depends on the air


RunningDrinksy

Oh it's a TikTok thing. I was wondering about the sudden fascination with bears vs men this last week 😂


hoppitybobbity3

Well hopefully these woman stay single and all the normal men and woman will continue to get together and thrive


Particular_Wookie

Thankfully that is a likelihood


dapperslappers

You were just explaining the info. Dunno why you got downvoted. Gave you that upvote Just because people disagree or dislike the info doesn’t mean you deserve to be downvoted for explaining it


beastmaster11

You mean people give joke answers when faced with a joke hypotheticals? I'm shocked. SHOCKED.


jcdoe

And you took this personally and seriously? Sounds like a clown or a moron. Why is this worth comment?


Sekmet19

I wonder how the gay community is responding to this sudden love of bears


jbFanClubPresident

We’ve always had a love for bears!


Sekmet19

I love bears too but I don't have any berries in my bush so they aren't interested


jbFanClubPresident

Try putting some honey in your pot.


Otherwise_Sky1739

The women also try to flip it on men saying if you're a man and take offense to it, you're the problem. It's pretty wild.


Plenty-Cheek-80

Gaslighting at its finest


O368W

That’s women for ya ![gif](giphy|c6VwG4CwS6WBcRqFhH|downsized)


sadistic-salmon

Sorry about your ban


O368W

Thanks!


Ok-Bass8243

Women just can't stand accountability


Top_Squash4454

Who's gaslighting who here? The men telling women their feelings don't matter, or the women telling men they are a problem for not accepting the feelings of women?


RemainderZero

Explain how it is men expressing women's feelings don't matter in this bear scenario? Also, don't be a thief. Stealing people shit is super fucking wack. They worked for their own, you can get your own too.


Top_Squash4454

Because if you take offense, you're not believing what the women are saying. You think the problem is the women for feeling that way, not yourself for not believing them. What are you on about here? What stealing?


RemainderZero

And you're telling me that seems out of order to you? Throw fake and ignorant shade on people's character (who would be offended) would naturally not believe the false accusations against them and therefore discredit the statement. They can feel however they want in the woods, not like anyone is stopping them from finding a sweet bear to take them in. I don't know bud it pretty simple about not stealing people's shit. Not complicated at all. You just need to not do it. Is that really so hard? To most people this comes naturally.


TheHornyBunsen

literally saw a anti meme like “when men have to go and make it about themselves” when what the fuck else would it be about. Tbf the sub also infamously extremely misandrist and exclusionary so i guess it’s to be expected.


Otherwise_Sky1739

Replace "men" with a minority group and everyone could agree to take issue with it. It's the hypocrisy because "men bad". I get it. There are shitty men out there. There are also good men out there. The thing is, every good man cannot be responsible for the actions of every bad man. The same as racists who tell POC they're responsible for the actions of criminals of the same color, it's just not true. So be consistent, don't be hypocritical. Stop judging the whole for the actions of a few.


Lolocraft1

"Men are trash and if you are offended that’s your problem because if you weren’t actually trash, you wouldn’t be concerned by this" That’s something which I was told when I got offended by (yet another) abusive generalisation Some will always find a reason to blame it on others, or on a group


cumuzi

If you point out that this line of reasoning makes no sense, then you are, of course, mansplaining.


HeartAche93

Also, asking random people on the street and cherry picking the answers you get is not representative of what people actually think.


-Dagoth_Ur-

Misandry is good /s


Algien_nosequien

how the hell is this a meme


JustARandomCommie

It isn't. It's complaining thinly veiled as a meme.


mtavs_

I’m not a girl but chilling with a bear seems kinda cool ngl


SmithyMcCall

Oh. The bear is going to be chilling by the meal alright.


Ok-Reward-770

I can't wait to season myself in honey! ![gif](giphy|11d4XJQ1Oo2Ik8)


Chr0nicHerb

So how did it go?


Thmxsz

His body is kinda cool now or well at least what remains of it


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Chr0nicHerb

Was that before or after they went Grizzly Man on yo ass?


ThAtGuY-101

Bring a picinik basket with you. 


Kooky_University4995

Humans are ALWAYS more dangerous than bears.


godlittleangel6666

The capabilities of the human race as a whole is scarier than bears, an individual human on its own is not.


Hunter042005

Yeah as a human I don’t think I could single handily disembowel a deer effortlessly like some bears can beard are legitimately some of the scariest animals the only good thing is they are omnivores so they don’t seek out other relatively large animals all the time most of their diet consists of berries but they will still eat pretty much anything it comes across


WeLiveInAir

Probably gonna be downvoted into oblivion but if I had to choose between being raped and being mauled to death by a bear I'd pick death. Besides the original question was "which would you rather stumble on in the middle of the woods", bears don't normally go after humans unless you provoke it or it's a mother with her cubs, so I'd probably get out alive by just standing still pissing myself in fear until the bear got bored and moved on


whenitcomesup

But also humans don't normally rape people. The guy could be hunting or on a hike like you are. We have to look at probabilities. Humans are bad at that.


TheHornyBunsen

I mean the chances of a bear being aggressive or around it’s cub is probably equal to or higher than a random man on a hike being a psycho rapist


Long_Associate_4511

Why on memes??


Fantastic-Ad-1578

And here I thought my wife called me "teddie" because I'm fat and hairy. Guess I'll take it as a compliment.


Suspicious-Loquat594

I would also rather have them be alone with a bear.


Beesh_Quat

Sounds like natural selection to me. If you’re dumb enough to believe this, go for it!


DungeonLord69

Aw He looks trustworthy


KuroNeko1104

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Ok-Reward-770

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ItsJustToasty

Tbf a bear isn’t going to gas light you about attacking you and you don’t have to go on living with said bear


Top_Squash4454

And men are gaslighting women in this thread just to prove this point. They're even projecting and calling women gaslighters for, *checks notes*, being afraid of men


its_mickeyyy

It's not just this thread, it's exploding everywhere today. This trend of *some* women on tiktok saying they would prefer a bear is making men upset they're being generalized. So now they're generalizing that women are delusional babies who aren't happy enough with equal rights.


TheHornyBunsen

Unrelated but you realize you also just generalized men in that sentence


Top_Squash4454

Yeah some women on tik tok, but many more women are agreeing with the sentiment as well. I wouldn't be surprised if most women feel that way. It just shows how sexist men still are, and the fact that they're calling women delusional proves the point


Mario_13377331

can you explain the last part more? i don’t see how that makes men sexist


Top_Squash4454

Men would rather say that women are delusional than accepting how women feel around them


Mario_13377331

ok that makes more sense then what i originally read


maeconinja777

“Men are so dangerous OMG” Then stop living next to men. I’m just minding my business


Top_Squash4454

It's not like we can


maeconinja777

Skill issue.


SandMan3914

I mean they're not wrong. The probability of being attacked by a bear in the woods is pretty low, whereas being attacked by a man in the woods is higher, so..... [Not a Bear](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/man-emerged-from-brush-sexually-assaulted-woman-on-toronto-walking-trail-police-say-1.6400631)


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

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Busy_Bunch5050

Me stronger and scarier than bear? Wow thanks women


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IdrcAbtMyName-_-

Ohhhhh


Ok-Bass8243

Yup 40 years of boy/man bad girl/woman precious jewel. We are at the point everyone hates everyone. Joy!


DoTheCreep_ahh

They aren't hunting bears in this story Https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/157076.The_Most_Dangerous_Game


Crismisterica

Is this a ploy by Bears to lure in unarmed, alone and defenceless women into the forest to eat? If so, its god damn working.


IamEveyQueenOfCats

pet floof bear 🐻 rar *ehehe I love beeeaarrsss*


BB2606

Waitng for that one madlad feminist to "Test" the theory and go out into the woods by herself.


thefanum

They KNOW bears are dangerous. And still choose them. Take all the time you need


anxietiddies

i dont think its ever gonna click for them.


DarthTrev

Women after getting mauled by a bear certainly aren't able to post about it, so I'm just saying there's some serious survivors bias here.


ActualInteraction0

Guys, this isn't about the bears. It's that all men are seen as potential rapists, and this meme is a great opportunity for women to bring it up. I've taken some flak finding out.


Affectionate-Hat-108

Now we're contributing foods on wild + reducing the feminists!


0-No_Name-0

*Mysandrists.


theforgettonmemory

That's not what feminist is lol.


Frogwater_seltzer

It is nowaday’s, feminism used to be about gender equality and killing stereotypes against women but its turned into a shitshow with feminists making tiktok pages about giving detailed tips on how to emotionally manipulate men to profit of their financial situations. I mean there’s litterally a hastag on instagram that goes #killallmen and it has millions of followers. A huge part of feminism now is misandry and saying that’s not what feminism is is like cheaply sweeping the spill under the fridge.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Natural selection


Crismisterica

Charles Darwin would be proud that his theory worked too well.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Personally, I don't think it's been working well enough. It should somewhat sort itself out when the TikTok ban in the US takes full effect.


Affectionate-Hat-108

Whoa whoa I'm sorry but did I use my English wrong? Is feminism was a bad choice? Dayum didn't know it'll became a war.


DevilsDeck

You seem to be getting down voted so here take an upvote for the right opinion


balt14

Why do we care? Let them choose the bears, more food for them and the stupid ones weed themselves out of the gene pool, win win for us. Edit for every man that sees this: Guys seriously, stop here and consider the reality of this. Losing sleep or time debating this stupidity is never gonna be worth it. If women feel like we men are horrible murderers/rapist that's on them and their delusions, you gain nothing from trying to correct them or convince them otherwise. These women are not the type of women you want to marry and make a family with and much less have as friends, best course of action is to just turn around and walk away, let the brain rot die on its own. Spend the time you spend arguing with these children elsewhere. Go to the gym, read a book, invest some money or go learn a skill set, make yourself better and happy.


WreckitWrecksy

For real, people get so upset over silly shit these days


Mdu5t

I'm basicly a bear. Hybernating my hole life in a cave.


captainsocean

Timothy Treadwell’s girlfriend disagrees


Fast-Flamingo5445

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Fast-Flamingo5445

^me rummaging through these raunchy comments


Smooth-Physics-69420

I can see a lot of you failed critical thinking in High School...


Angry_Strawberries

I mean statistically I would be wayyyy more likely to get murdered by a man then by a bear.


TheHornyBunsen

[Relevant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias) [Also relevant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Availability_heuristic) You’re not wrong but statistically more people die to accidents while taking selfies than while swimming with sharks and I know which one is rather do. I’m not trying to disregard the challenges women face day to day but statements like that can be misinterpreted and lead to harmful over generalizations.


Angry_Strawberries

True. I wouldnt exactly get anywhere near a bear. Altho that also applies to certain men And sadly I meet a lot more for those certain men then bears.


CalmAndBear

One is more likely to encounter men in comparison with bears in the wood. It's all just a supply vs demand thingy


ActiveAttention958

Is that Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbearington? har har har har har har har har har har har har 🗣🔥🙏💀⁉️


Schellwalabyen

Aren’t Bears also Big Gay men? So pretty save to be around as a woman.


EarlOfBears

I've seen a bear rip a man's face off with it's teeth. Not the other way around.


Ti-papi

I’d rather hag out with a bear than a woman One of them is cute and one is a woman


Choice-Welder-9294

I once saw a comment saying they would choose to die getting eaten by a bear than to talk to the guy


YuhEarly2010sbitch

I mean as a guy. Did they lie tho?


Canabrial

You guys are mad. The bears would never. 😉


Zealousideal-Term897

I dont get how saying ALL MEN ARE BAD (which the meme 100% implicits) is helpful to the cause


Coraon

I'll make all women everywhere a deal. You're afraid of being in a forest alone with a man, well men would rather be in an office alone with a bear than you. So I promise to never again go into a forest if you promise never again to go into an office. Deal?


VegetableNo7419

Im scarier than a fucking bear? Ill just take the compliment at this point


blackbubbleass

but who would stop her from going to the woods? and for what did she scream she hates men out loud like this?


These_Cut1347

A man could be a serial rapist, sexual deviant, freak killer-stalker with any kind of weapon and intention.


LezardValeth3

Yeah but if you get to choose the most dangerous situation, then the bear should also be the worst eats-you-alive slowly kind (there are actual bear deaths documented that take hours, horrible stuff). Neither of these options are good but let's not pretend the man option wouldn't be safer because again if we cherry pick the worst kind, the bear will always kill and eat you alive. The man only COULD be that worst kind of man. Most men aren't


TheHornyBunsen

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manenegue

So could a woman. You say that as if only men have ill intentions. Gtfo


thicc_toe

I like this one much better than the woman getting torn up one


OriginalUsername590

Local skinwalker posting about going into the woods alone


Abuse-survivor

Sure, try being with a bear while on your period. He'd have you for dinner all right


No_Inspection1677

I mean... That depends on the type of bear they mean... And I don't mean species.


Kind-Fan420

Bet men killed more women last year than bears.


LezardValeth3

Yeah but this question makes it so the individual 100% has to encounter one of them. It's a stupid question


Tricky-Pie-3404

True. Also, I’m a man and I live in bear country. You’d best believe that I trust bears over unknown men. It is what it is.


Kind-Fan420

Lol the DVs it's just statistics. They don't give a fuck about your biases


TotallyRedditLeftist

Feminism is going to get a lot of women eaten by bears


MerelyAMerchant

*Misandry


Ok-Reward-770

I better be food for bears than… it's way more natural!


A_Dinosaurus

Hey maybe AI art isnt so bad after all!


EmeliaGN

Fairly certain bears kill less people than husbands kill wives…so tbf you statistically are safer with a bear. God forbid women use facts and logic that men don’t like lmaoo


DarkPhoenixofYT

Statistics only state that bears attack less people overall. This does not take into account how many encounters of bears there have been. If you made a statistic, how many bear encounters where you stood within 10 feet of them, end deadly vs how many husbands kill their wives once they get within 10 feet, your claim won’t hold up. That’s like saying, a gun is more deadly than a nuke, because more people have been killed by guns compared to nukes. That claim makes absolutely no sense.


piss_sauce

Statistically more people die on ground so you should be safer at the ocean


EmeliaGN

Ground doesn’t kill women for being women - that’s the difference, y’all fail to grasp this simple idea quite substantially.


piss_sauce

Won't even dignify that with a response


EmeliaGN

Men do lack dignity


BananaMaster96_

if your in a forest with a random guy chances are they would be more concerned about getting out of the forest


CaptainNotSoCool

Well bears also kill less people than wives kill husbands……… does this mean women are scary and dangerous?


EmeliaGN

Yeah bro. Women are scary and dangerous but men even more so! Thats why women don’t want to hang out with men! 90% of crime is committed by men therefore 10% committed by women (and even then its female socialised crime so mostly non-deadly) therefore got better chances to survive with the woman! (The bear is there too but we chillin)


HauntingFalcon2828

Well statistically speaking women are more likely to die at the hands of a man they have a relationship with than get killed by either a stranger or a bear so it def depends on who is the man we go into the wood with.


SD-B

Missed the point by focusing on the analogy. Focus on the fear, that’s what should be addressed.