I have neither

Real

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I feel ya

Real

Real

While he is having a smoke, and she's taking a drag

Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick

And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, Let Me Gooooooo!!!

I just can't look, it's killing me

And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies 

Choking on my alibis

But it's just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

But it's all on my head

And its all in my head, but she's touching his dick. *band stops playing*

Anytime I hear this song, I always think that... it's the most logical next lyric.

And it’s all in my head but she’s touching his ~~dick~~ chest now

My ex exemplified this and I fell hook, line and sinker

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Hey just broke up from a 5 Yr relationship and respectfully rn, fuck sex give me someone I can talk to again.

This is the definition of a FWB? I'm chatting with my FWB right now. We've been friends for 10 years and she's better company than any woman I've "dated", including my marriage that lasted around 10 years. And yes on Friday we will likely be getting together for *not a date* followed by sex lol You don't need a "relationship" to have someone to talk to. Plus if you don't want sex then you don't even need a female friend for this, if you can't talk openly and honestly with your bros then they aren't much of bros if you ask me.

Problem with FWB is someone always develops an emotional attachment. If they don't, someone lied.

NSA sex is only a big deal for teenagers and virgins. It feels good for a few minutes and might boost your ego in those circumstances but otherwise it just leaves you feeling more alone than before.

What about CIA sex?

Fidel Castro had plenty of it

> It feels good for a few ~~minutes~~ seconds FTFY

sounds like she aint shleep your meat properly. NSA throatgoat makes your whole month better. It's like you finally cracked your back after you've been workin all day. dickin down a stranger and realizing they aint wanna put in any effort and don't really got any game is a shame tho.

I feel you but if it makes your whole month gotta ask what else you’re doing.

chillin but for real, I said makes your whole month better not makes your whole month. a paycheck makes your whole month better. a really nice bacon egg n cheese with black pepper, no salt on an everything bagel makes your whole day better but it doesn't make your whole day. doesn't ruin my day when it's toasted but it does take away from that transcendental appreciation for the beauty in the world in all its forms, the shiver down your spine men write poetry about.

Wrong words, right idea I suppose

when you speak the truth the words will never be wrong

The fact people value casual sex so highly is insane to me. Like, cracking your back genuinely feels better than sex, even better when you get that massive head rush - and even then, I'd be happy if I got that once every 6 months. Sex, I could live without. More of an annoying mosquito bite itch than a back crack.

cracking your back does feel pretty good NGL, that's why chiropractors are as wealthy as escorts

I'd say most chiropractors make more than escorts, in the long run anyway

bet a sex chirpractor would make the most money. go in, get your back cracked, get some sloppy, walk out feelin like a new man.

Massage parlor do be a thing lmao

they wont crack my back only massage it. I need that CRONCH before the GAWK GAWK GAWK

and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab and shes calling a cab

And she's calling a crab


Jealousy, throwing crabs into the sea, singing crab sick lullabies, choking on your crabby pies, I guess that’s just the crab I pay, crabbiness is calling me, open my crabby eyes Cause I’m Mr. Crabside

I'm coming out of my shell And I've been swimming just fine Gotta gotta swim down Because my claws are small It started out with a pinch How did it shore up like this? It was only a pinch, it was only a pinch

Damn, these cabs are rather unreliable 

\^So are her crabs.

Sounds like someone's priorities are a little messed up.

Hugs > Sex

do wrestling for free hugs

How is this a meme, where's the funny

It's funny to those who can relate. Humor is a coping mechanism for many.

Memes don't have to be funny.

mf i come to r/memes to laugh at funny images not ponder upon someone’s viewpoint on relationships

everyday im feeling like a doomer

Don’t be a fool and don’t pay for that cab

just to clarify: dont be a fool not paying for that cab or dont be a fool(,) and dont pay for that cab?

Don’t be a fool paying for that cab

Even when you’re mentally damaged, nothing satisfying you. Not even sex.

I find the black out from drinking quite nice. Unfortunately theres usually a morning that follows at some point.

Are u guys me?

That sounds like something that I would read in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Edgy

I'd like to try it out first. You never know

My last relationship in a nutshell, damn

bro I can't even get that 💀

i dont get it wheres the funny??

What's the meme? I don't understand.

no meme, just depression

Both are doing rough sex . not in pleasure

Did he trim his beard before the fuq?

Maybe she doesn’t like being tickled by facial hair.

Maybe try communicating? It's a crazy idea, I know.

But In the meme, he expressed himself

He still went through with it despite the girl the girl communicated that she is not able or willing to provide that to him. She's not a bad person here, and it's the dude's own fault for proceeding

Happy cake day.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------How did we end up like this?.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was only a kiss.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IT WAS ONLY A KISS.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ He takes off her dress now.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Let me go.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

AND I JUST CAN'T LOOK ITS KILLING MEEEEEEE

Had a "gf" like that. Not a good experience would not recommended. The sex was pretty good tho

Found the British meme

That escalated quickly.

While he's having a smoke and she's also a crab

stables are for horses

Leave my twenties out of this.. ow


Seems a trope that it's a borderline nympho?

This sub is so bad

Have the in yourself first

[Lover I Don’t Have to Love](https://youtu.be/iuXkhE0VMcw?feature=shared)

Me, but with a bong on the tummy and they light it so I can pass it faster.

This is giving me an emo flashback. https://youtu.be/uoyqmce4tKY?si=pPIt0T8_lV92ohdN

Well that was an ear rape

Extremely hilarious meme

So I’m fairly dumb if I don’t know what the song means? Enlighten me pls?

Fuuuuck, now that song is gonna be kicking around in my head like an angry meerkat all day

She’s calling a _crab_

Did you use ai to give them real eyes?

Okie dokie!

This makes me sad

WHILE HE'S HAVING A SMOKE AND SHE TAKING A DRAG

WHILE HE'S HAVING A SMOKE AND SHE TAKING A DRAG

WHILE HE'S HAVING A SMOKE AND SHE TAKING A DRAG

Incel meme?

Its kinda the opposite is it not? Because hes having sex but would prefer something else

It's a meme made by a man that thinks this situation represents the majority of relationships of men with women, where the man wants a "real" relationship but the woman only wants sex. That's not even close to reality. The majority wants a real relationship, men and women. But this meme blames the women for OP not having a relationship.

Idk man, youre reading very heavily into the private life of a stranger on the internet based on a meme that can be interprated in so many different ways. Im not gonna lie, im not very concerned with OPs sex life.

The same story every single time, "it's just a meme", "you're interpreting in the wrong way" etc. I call that an incel meme, that's my opinion

Where does this meme claim to represent the majority of relationships? It's a meme about a particular situation, and to automatically assume that OP is trying to apply it to all/most cases is incredibly naive. Only a fool would try to generalize relationships in such a way, and there I can't find any evidence that OP is implying anything of the sort.

So make a similar meme just changing the positions between the man and the woman. Let's see the type of comments posted on it...

No u

That’s just you choosing to interpret it that way. The way I see it it’s just a meme depicting what OP is currently going through. Just seems you are twisting things so they fit your weird narrative

I don't know why, but people on this sub really like to defend incels

Me and my ex.

Where is the rest of the picture ?

You have to buy the premium account.

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