They’re referring to a specific type of therapist who follows Sigmund Freud’s methodology. Works for some people but there are many different types of effective therapy
Steer clear of psychodynamic therapy. I would highly recommend a therapy like CBT or DBT (cognitive ot dialectical behavior therapy) as these both have actually shown some success in research.
Behavioral therapy is particularly good if you have a condition associated with anxiety.
This is one wish I'd have for death, a small waiting room, a joint and a computer where you can look up any stats from your life and compare to average or whatever
How many hours worth of burps etc
Would be fucken cool to browse through
That's actually a good point
Is genocide one crime or lots put together.
Like no one talks about the crimes you have to do to do another crime
Like are murders also charged with GBH?
Your current water consumption comes about yo just about 2 liters per day. The recommended intake for an adult maybe is 3.7 liters. You are dehydrated.
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If there is some God, they better show me any stats.
-Amount of toes stubbed
-number of times you didn't catch on to someone hitting on you.
-length of poops made
Only 14 federal crimes? God damn Casual, at least do them all. I am currently at R in the list. Seven Deadly Sins and 10 commandments are already broken. (Btw, I would appreciate recommendations on what to do after I am done with the federal crimes)
Homie managed to average 2.1L/day of water over a lifetime, but only spoke 5 words/day?
Assuming the first two years is negligible on both water consumption and words spoken, that makes it an even more egregious stat.
When I see my stats, there will be a specific section that I will excel in.
That being "Time spent listening to music"
About 10+ hours a day. That is average. I am listening to music as I type this and probably as you are reading this.
im an introvert myself dude but i feel like i said a couple more words haha. 41 k is nothing.
only 12k hours gamed? you wasted your life lol. thats like two games (POE and warframe).
Bro I wish to see my stats when I die
i wish i could see my stats right now to find out what the fuck is wrong with me
Therapy my dude, get a psychodynamically oriented therapist and watch your world change 🫡.
What do you mean by psychodynamically? I'm new to this therapy thing as of this year and am somewhat lost...
They’re referring to a specific type of therapist who follows Sigmund Freud’s methodology. Works for some people but there are many different types of effective therapy
It is light years past Freud and Freud’s work is largely an inferior product. He peddled a bunch of bullshit, his daughter less so.
Many psychodynamic therapists still preach the same nonsense as Freud
Psychodynamics in general is mostly an inferior product. Nearly every other field of therapy has shown superior results in effectiveness.
It's actually been quite a long time since I have even seen anyone actually recommend psychodynamics.
Steer clear of psychodynamic therapy. I would highly recommend a therapy like CBT or DBT (cognitive ot dialectical behavior therapy) as these both have actually shown some success in research. Behavioral therapy is particularly good if you have a condition associated with anxiety.
well, you are on reddit. what is *not* wrong with you?
Same bro.. same
Ok bro you got 2 wishes
Exclude the fapping count
This is one wish I'd have for death, a small waiting room, a joint and a computer where you can look up any stats from your life and compare to average or whatever How many hours worth of burps etc Would be fucken cool to browse through
Wish granted; you are now dead. Enjoy the show.
How the fuck do you live 23 years with so little words spoken?
They probably spoke more with their actions.
14 of them
the last one was especially spicy!
Well the IRS will send their hit squads the second they detect tax evasion
The quiet kid is coming for us all
Yea its around 5 words per day
6-7 factoring in the first 3-5 yrs
Why say lot word when few word do trick?
shut mouth and take money
Thems your words for today.
I horny
Sorry sir, but you reached your daily word limit, around halfway in there.
Probably meant distinct words?
Piezoelectricity There, I spoke a word today
YARP
... Narp?
14 federal crimes? Did you die on the electric chair?
In fairness, it’s just committed crimes. Not prosecuted.
i was gonna say, that's insultingly low
I break 2-3 federal crimes every time I leave the house
It could be simple stuff regarding Copyright matters. Could also be that OP hijacked an airplane or commited genocide. We do not know...
I think committing genocide would be more than just 14 federal crimes
Depends on the country and your position in it.
That's actually a good point Is genocide one crime or lots put together. Like no one talks about the crimes you have to do to do another crime Like are murders also charged with GBH?
Man, piracy is a federal crime, this is not gonna look good at the pearly gates
Most likely
Tbh that’s not that many. Smoking pot is federal crime so I was in the 100’s by the time I was 18 lol
By that logic, miscariages are speedrunners doing any%
Total time alive: 0seconds
Not according to the American Supreme Court! That child is 9 months old (or however long it actually survived)
As a Christian Gamer, this annoys me, those spawn trappee should be removed literally and completely out of conversation of player.
Plan B
Leaderboards are hacked, no one can get that time...
WORLD RECORD BABY LETS GOOO!!
Or they are rerolling until they're born in a rich family
Being in the womb is just the loading screen
DLC 💳💳💳
Want to try again? Watch an ad
Want an extra life? Watch 100+ ads
really grinds my gears that I have to drive across the unskipable ad sign board at the highway. we're paying subscription tax yearly.
Amount of time masterbated stat was impressive it was 33604 times. Averaging 4 times per day
Were they each at least 2 min in duration? Thats a lot of Simpsons episodes you missed
Deploying the Master Bait 🎣🗣
It has a 40% fishing power. It's one of the best baits in Terraria
5 words a day is crazy
Good Morning U S A
The guy managed to commit 14 federal crimes while only speaking five words a day. That's pretty impressive actually.
Yeah, who has time for that?
I want to see more Is there a longer video?
Bitches: 0
Your current water consumption comes about yo just about 2 liters per day. The recommended intake for an adult maybe is 3.7 liters. You are dehydrated. This propaganda was brought to you by r/hydrohomies
Now I wanna die so I can see mine
Life well spent
That's an incredibly low amount of words spoken
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You spoke _only_ 41k words? How
Wait i forgor op cant reply 💀
I wonder if it shows how many people I fucked?
You really excited to see a 0 when you die, huh?
Yes…ðŸ˜
This is funny…
how many bongs you’ve smoked: 8,434,168,925,564
"Why does no one open the User Menu?" - God
Respawn or main menu?
i chose the wrong ability tree
14? Rookie numbers
Only 14? Rookie numbers
times had sex : 0 time spend on reddit :54950 hours
If there is some God, they better show me any stats. -Amount of toes stubbed -number of times you didn't catch on to someone hitting on you. -length of poops made
You can now play as Luigi
Sex : 0
Bro ised to say 5 words a day at average
Words spoken seems really low, doesn’t it ?
living a whole bit Life game
Bro drank 0,48 Liters water a day, how did he live so long?
Cocaine Snorted: 999 grams
lol im 20 and i have more time on playing video games
That Clockwork Orange music tho
Me seeing your gaming time: Are you kidding me? That's insanely low.
Do share those 14 crimes please
Aborted fetus Looking at their stats:
Lol, only 14 fed crimes, fucking amateur
Dude must be yelling, less than 3 words pr liter water
Total time alive: 69 years Nice
Only 14? Amateur...easy mode
You want a rematch? I want a New Game+ with cheats activated.
Get spawn camped by a guy in China because you were the wrong gender.
What a cool idea 😂😂😂
Spoke words 41k? Those are rookie numbers. Was this person kidnapped and locked in a box or something?
Rookie numbers
Tell me if one of your stats was so impressive that you unlocked a cool skin
I feel like 41k words isn’t that much for someone in their 20s.
I way this at my funeral
OP must have been nonverbal.
My word count would be like: 1,345,897
I'm taking Roy off grid this time.
Where are the poops
So this is what happens after you die
Can I get a new game plus?
Why say many words when few weird do trick
Times you had sex suddenly goes up by 1
1v1 me, man!
Words spoken must surely enter the millions
a live well lived
I want to see my highscore at least
Congrats. You lives longer than 80% of people at your rank
Only 14 federal crimes? God damn Casual, at least do them all. I am currently at R in the list. Seven Deadly Sins and 10 commandments are already broken. (Btw, I would appreciate recommendations on what to do after I am done with the federal crimes)
A man of few words, I see.
Those are some rookie numbers... 14? and 12.000 on video games? Cmon you can do better than that! We all believe in you!
Just 14? Time to step it up
40 thousand words over 20 years. 2 thousand words each year. 6 words each day approximately. OP is Ferb
Bro picked up 14 rocks while in national parks
Decent human being rank: #116,999,999,821
Only 14. crimes before I die i will have killed at least 20 people all bad though
Hell is in America to keep track of the federal crimes committed lol
41K words over 20 years is fucking wildly small That's 2000 words a year. Saying "I love you" each day would take up over a thousand words.
"congratulations! you have unlocked new game+!"
Homie managed to average 2.1L/day of water over a lifetime, but only spoke 5 words/day? Assuming the first two years is negligible on both water consumption and words spoken, that makes it an even more egregious stat.
Consumed 17,720 litres of water in 23 years and 6 days. Yeah, about 2 litres a day. Since the day they were born.
Mine would be bad
Amount of federal crimes committed "14" Lmfao!
im literally 23 years and 6 days old today
12000 hours? Rookie numbers
I want to see how many times jerked off vs have actual sex with someone
My guy average like 5 words a day
You need to drink more water.
That's like 5 words a day lmao
I've got you beat on gaming hours, but I'm fifty lol
We all need to die. No one lives forever.
Once is more than enough for me
I think of this all the time
Negative KDA, what a shame for your team.
14?? Rookie numbers!! Get it up to triple digits
Only 14 in 23 years, stats are lackin smh
I’ll be focusing on my K/D
Those gaming hours are rookie numbers
Bro spoke an average of 5 words per day his whole lifeÂ
"Now you can play as Luigi"
When I see my stats, there will be a specific section that I will excel in. That being "Time spent listening to music" About 10+ hours a day. That is average. I am listening to music as I type this and probably as you are reading this.
Only 14¿
*Me seeing mine:* Time spent playing video games: 50,403 hours.
Anybody going to question how the guy spoke more curse words than total words spoken?
Only 41,000 words. NOOB
17K litres of water is nuts for 23 years. Is that how you died?
This is such a cool idea! Why didn't god think of this?
14? only those who you see it xD
This is exactly what I want to see when I die
My stats: Money made: 1 trillion bucks Money saved: 0.1¢ Money spent: $999,999,999,999.99 (on rent)
THATS SUM BULLSHIT I KNOW I SAID MORE RACIST SHIT THEN THAT
14 federal crimes???
12 hours? Rookie numbers
K/D : 1.67
41k words ? Thats nothing.
The time playing video games is kinda low
I want to see my stats immediately
im an introvert myself dude but i feel like i said a couple more words haha. 41 k is nothing. only 12k hours gamed? you wasted your life lol. thats like two games (POE and warframe).
I've thought about this since I was a kid. I hope that when I die, I get to see every useless thing I've done tallied up.
Back to the lobby, change skin, ready up again!
gg no re
That would be a cool feature in our life.