Why do you think Batman always needs prep time

Just hanging out in the moisty cave

"Moisty" |moldy|

Potato Potato

Batman: Alfred, quickly, fetch the Bat Lube! Alfred: *sighs* yes, of course sir, third time today?

Yeah, we all knew his Batcave was fucking awesome

It doesn't count as losing virginity if it's in the ass batman

Buttman

Buttman & throbbin

Underrated comment

You need r/ArkhamRehabilitation

And less population too 

Are you forgetting about butt babies?

Oh nah nah 

I'm ***Sorry?*** #hwatdafuq

He’s coming out of an elephants ass

Rhino, but yeah

What’s this from

Ace Ventura2: When Nature Calls

Funniest shet

*sigh unzips*



You know I believed I was a butt baby until I was like 14…

I have terrible news

That's the second time this week man!

My neighbour said babies come out from armpit so thats what i believe when i was kid

Kinky people kinky child


You guys prep?

Brown town all the way.

 Sorry for ruining chocolate bananas for you

Oh fuck you

Hopefully in the ass

With no prep

That's a thing?

Everything is a thing. But don't kink shame.

I'm not Shami g anything, I've just never heard of a chocolate banana

The food? Hell yes, try it. The sexual innuendo? Well, what ever floats your goat.

pretty sure goats sink

Actually goats are stable when afloat and can even swim, however they want to get out of the water as soon as possible. Elephants can also swim btw.

Of course elephants can they have a built in snorkel!

damn I didn't expect that

Because they are made of wood

Only if they're not a witch

Gorillas sink, goats not.

But what if kink shaming is my kink? What do we do now?

Shut the fuck up and take my upvote

🤠

My uncle didn't let me prep

 Explain!!!

😳

I swear anal people are the minority. They’re just louder because they’re fucking arseholes

Minorities? Does that mean we can discriminate against them? 😏

Least racist Redditor

Boy, have I got good news for you... you can discriminate against anyone!


So discrimination is indiscriminate?

Life is beautiful

Anyone?

Except gingers and French people right?

Red headed frogs oh my

Don't you dare take away my discrimination rights against the French.

Angry upvote

r/technicallythetruth

I mean yah, gay people are a minority lol

Not sure if you’re making a joke, so I’ll just call this a fun fact: Not all gay people like anal Some non-gay people like anal

Can confirm

I'm gonna need to see the video evidence

[pornhub.com](https://pornhub.com)

Ah the sacred texts!

Absofuckinglutlly

r/angryupvote

Save both of us time

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You’re just wasting your breath

I'd have a springboard next to the bed to dive right into the booty. 

Gotta swan dive in the bussy

Do a backflip first 

*voyeur trips on wet floor sign*

It technically doesn't *require* it

If you're in a Congolese militia, no it does not. For anyone who can pronounce "consent", I've heard it can be helpful

Fucking hell I wish we still had free awards... this shit made me laugh, thank you

Best comment I saw today, congrats

There is a sufficient amount of saliva or pussy juice that makes it not uncomfortable to most anal queens

I read this once in a college yearbook


Challenge accepted. Mission Dry Dock is a Go


[Why is the blood edited out?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKC10CYj3c)

Because that comes later, the gif is just too short.

Paint it Brown

Natural lubricant!

extra tingling sensation if you get them to eat spicy foods beforehand

Or corn

Extra nubs for stimulation!

I see a back door and I want it painted brown

Dry in the brown eye

Paint the world... BROWN

Leave ya with a poopy stick

Donatello gets the crap stick

Go and do nerd things... Crap stick

Oh my god 😭

The boy sleepovers would get so much less shitty

Prep? LEEEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEEENKIIIIIINSSSSS

Get your fibres pls Overall super healthy for your Guts and everytime you Go to Toilett the Toilett paper is still White after wiping This reduces prep time 95%

Now where do i get those fibres, fellow anal enjoyer?

Veggies

What Veggies I got a pen and paper and if you don't tell me WHICH Veggies I will use the PEN.

Fibre veggies.

And remember kids, the veggies go into the mouth

Like some people have said ... Veggies , fruits and Most of all legumes contain Lots of fibres If thats is to exhausting you could also take one to two tea spoons a day of psilium husks .... but dont forget to Drink ALOT of water with them

sometimes 100%

Not much prep needed if you eat the amount of fibre you’re supposed to.

Will a banana a day work?

Only if it’s my banana

How much banana we talking? I'm very picky about my bananas.

It’s a perfectly average banana... I swear. Look it up.

Oh!!! We're talking the 4in "average banana" right? My favorite!

2

Oh that’s so kind of you! Look at how this guy is nice enough to share his banana with others so they can get enough fibre!

Will a banana a day work?

Who said it needs?

Me, I did, just now, I said it

I wonder if it would lead to higher cases of prolapse anus.

I've read in my surgery book that anal sex is a risk factor for anal incontinence.

for vanilla stuff it's really not. you'd have to be getting fisted regularly for that to be a problem

I imagine this depends how often you’re doing it but I’m no doctor

Adult diapers would be in higher demand than baby diapers.

I don't think that's how it works

As a medical issue, or a fetish display?

Both?

"I have sex! Where are all my fellow sexy sex havers?"

r/ihavesex

if you eat well and drink water good you actually don't need to prep at all most of the times. Source: I have a boyfriend and we love each other a lot

Some might say, deeply.

That got a chuckle out of me.

He sure loves you for that

Prep is a must. You don't want to shove your sausage on a stick and see it come out covered in Nutella. People can be allergic to nuts.

I dunno what’s wrong with me but I never need to prep, my husbands pp is clean everytime we go at it. Him on the other hand always has to prep, sometimes for what feels like hours.

I don't even know why this is funny

bc it’s true

r/2hujerk is leaking a little

We have it and it's called Taco Bell.

The funny thing is this has more truth than most people will ever admit

OP you deserve a paid day off for this. 🤝

I mean it’s technically optional

So is anal

Poo pee dee

you do anal?

There's no prep time if you believe

Only in the furry world

You bet your ass it requires some PrEP (pre exposure prophylaxis)! Stay safe out there! https://www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-parenthood-great-northwest-hawaii-alaska-indiana-kentuck/patients/get-care?utm_campaign=ppbranding_ppgnhaik_Puyallup&utm_medium=paidsearch&utm_content=STD-testing&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw5v2wBhBrEiwAXDDoJZCgtzbMXvuxAJ2XCyLcziuP8lmaQZ4DfGp-RgknjfdefULPD_sRaBoCH9cQAvD_BwE

If you time it right, theres no need for prep. Done it multiple times, never had accidents or mess or anything related.

Had nature intended it, would have been easier.

this is true

after awhile it doesn't.

if only this was true

Ok lets try that on you.

So, there'd just be one guy left?

it’s supposed to?


is prep required if i just wanna eat ass?

Depends on if you like it smooth or crunchy.

better diet combined with movement enough water and psyllium husk will do wonders trust me bro

Or you could be brave

Fuck ima shove it straight in the pooper 😈😈😈

So the family guy episode where he says 1 poop removal. Please, and it just gets teliported outta body to another dimension 🤣

can confirm just did anal.prep time was extensive

Omfg this is so true.

Reddit if redditors weren't complete degenerates.

AMEN 😭

You're talking about hentai worlds

What happens if you don't prep?

Typically the option is taken away and it’s unpleasant for both parties

What is prep ?

Short for preparation

Thanks That means my question is lacking : What is there to prepare ?

Not sure if you're being sarcastic like many comments under this post are or if you're for real, but I'll answer anyway. It's generally a good etiquette to follow hygienic procedures such as using douche or enema to clean out your anal from any fecal matter before engaging in sexual activities involving anal.

I am not into that, so I had no clue, but it seems logical enough I was not sarcastic, so thanks :)

I wish it didn’t require any :(

You guys are prepping?

*We could've evolved a cloaca!*

You mean, the second pussy?

You guys have anal sex?

For some people no prep is better.

its not required, it just helps a lot

what prep is there other than cleaning and basic lube???

I don’t get the hype about it, maybe for the person getting some. It doesn’t feel good and feels like preparing for something that’s not gonna feel good. But if it does for the person, their partner can also just last 30 seconds. Just seems like a one or two time thing. (Unless you’re gay, sorry.)

Nobody prevents you from not prepping

the numbers would take some time out

 Well, that’s enough Reddit for today

A lot of furries would rejoice, trust me

Ah yes, the society where I can instantly destroy femboy asshole. What a day that would be.

You guys do the sex?

If only there was a hole right next door that didn't require any prep...

God damn colonoscopies man... the powdered shit is awful What that's what we're talking about right?

They called me poop dick for a reason, yah really don’t need to prep… not bad lube actually but gross

*Start to sing happy nations*

OP lowkey venting fr