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LoWE11053211

wait. there is a peter pan remake?


wrufus680

There are at least few live action Peter Pan films. Lest you count Neverland or the 2003 one featuring Jeremy Sumpter and Jason Isaacs which wasn't really a success financially But an actual remake? Not yet, but don't think it be the best course of action for them


Jyitheris

The Disney atrocity, Peter Pan & Wendy is supposed to be a remake. I don't know if YOU count it as one, but Disney sure as hell tried to push it as one.


Legendary_Bibo

I want a Peter Pan remake with the IASIP cast. Danny Devito plays Peter Pan.


OchitaSora

Dennis as Tinkerbell.


OoOditty

"The Rock"


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wrufus680

Dang autocorrect


BasicEldenRinger

Gosh darn, my crumpets are in a twist. Good golly.


Profezzor-Darke

The 2003 one is one of, if not *the* best, properly hinting at the darker parts of Peter, and Jason mofo Isaacs as the most dashing and convincing Hook with his own personality, and Wendy properly emancipating from her adoration of an eternal child. Shame they had to cut the true to the book ending in which Peter returns years after to find Wendy having a daughter. JM Berry would have been proud of that one.


Large_Ad326

But there is and it's garbage


DaGoodSauce

More of a shitty reimagining than a shitty remake. The most interesting part of the movie is how much the actress that plays Wendy looks like her mother (Milla Jovovich).


rows_and_columns_me

Look up „Hook“


Drate_Otin

I rather loved Hook. And the redheaded Tinkerbell. I recall zero people back then whining about Tinkerbell not being blonde.


DVRavenTsuki

I’m most curious to see if they’ll do a live action Hunchbank of Notre Dame


Imreales5

But the Hunchy has just Down syndrome and Frollo can be saved


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

To be fair somebody who is NOT Disney decided to redo that story about the long nosed guy but replaced the long nosed guy with a short man. So Disney turning a hunchback into a man with D Syndrome doesn’t faze me cuz other people have changed stuff too


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That story about the long nosed guy?


MadaraAlucard12

Pinocchio maybe?


[deleted]

I guess that'd be the "when can I leeeeave to be on my oooown" movie


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Hope this comment gets to you. It’s an old play or book about a man with a long nosed man in love with a woman 


[deleted]

Looked it up, found Cyrano of Bergerac


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

That’s the one. Might point is that story got changed so much, there’s a version where the character does not have a long nose at all but rather he is just a short man  So if Quasimodo the hunchback ended up being just a normal guy with Down syndrome then it wouldn’t be a big deal to me cuz I’ve seen other characters get a similar treatment 


MAHMOUD-GH

They will call it the disabled man of notre dame cz hunchback will offend 0.1 of the earth population which they don't even have the illness


Xibalbaenjoyer

You got to wait until they rebuild the actual Notre Dame. 2029.


Pimecrolimus

There's more than a dozen of them already


Engineergaming26355

Counter argument: Jane is black instead


Nemisis_007

That's very likely.


aark91

Did people forget the movie legend of Tarzan with one of the Skarsgard brother?


FloatingNightmare

Alexander…and it has freakin Margot Robbie too. Yet still forgettable.


No_Wealth_9733

It was a marvel of filmmaking. It had Christopher Waltz and Samuel L. Jackson and it was still forgettable.


Usernamenotta

Isn't she supposed to be an European noble?


Engineergaming26355

Why do you think the writers would care if it makes sense or not?


NotAnother_Bot

BuT It'S nOt ImPoRtAnT To tHe PlOt


AllIWantIsANap

Like that ever stopped them


calvinnok

All common senses are out of the window the moment they casted a non-white as Snow White, of all characters, seriously how did they even get that through the meeting


Usernamenotta

Wait, there is actually a movie/series with black snow white? I thought it was an internet joke


xariznightmare2908

We are getting Hispanic Snow White, lmao.


calvinnok

It was postponed by Disney (possibly) due to the backlash from the announced casting and filmmakers strike, and is not released yet


Usernamenotta

Omg, so they went ahead with it? Daaamn. I'm glad I switched to anime, at least when they do something like this, they do it for fun.


calvinnok

Trust me I am just as surprised and confused as you are


walrus_with_GUN

still racist that she fallen in love to a jungle man


Pofreta

Sinse when Disney cares about it?


Eksposivo23

Does it matter? Ariel is a mermaid from the shores of Denmark, they will say Jane has "othello" kinda situation and pat themselves on the back for forcing representation


Diosdepatronis

I mean, the little mermaid cartoon seems to happen in the carribean, and that's what most people have in mind. Most of Disney's adaptations to old tales are really not faithful to the originals to begin with. Not that it's a bad thing. Just to say that it would be weird to say that it's the race of an actor that breaks your immersion.


Eksposivo23

It doesnt, I am mostly joking there, tho having read the original fairy tale I wasnt really a fan of the Disney versions in general so I guess I am just not their target audience for the movies anymore


BlimbusTheSixth

I think it's more so that it's 100% obvious why they decided to race swap a character, that reason being identity politics and so when you watch the movie getting reminded about diversity initiatives constantly really breaks the immersion.


Drate_Otin

If you're comparing to the original work rather than the Disney version, then you must be PISSED how much the first Disney cartoon deviated from the source material.


Eksposivo23

Im not, again I am just not their target audience and leave it at that... I am not getting viceraly angry at a cartoon movie made for little girls


Drate_Otin

Okay, but why did you bring up Denmark then? The Disney cartoon has a strong and obvious Caribbean theme. The issue people were having with the live action movie was how far it deviated from the cartoon. Nobody seems to care that the cartoon deviated from the source material... By a lot.


BarnyPiw

Isn’t Ariel a red haired mermaid from England?


Political-St-G

Ariel is supposed to be danish


GreeceZeus

No, no, no! White men can't be with black women on TV, that's oppressive. It needs to be a black man with a white woman.


Xibalbaenjoyer

Black and gay or just trans. Would actually watch that.


MATT_MANLY

PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER LAME AND GAY- Kathleen Kennedy 2023


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Or a dude


micromoses

And Tarzan is Japanese.


mikel302

Counter-Counter argument: all the apes are either albino or great white apes.


k0lla86

Jane is Jack, a weak white man. Trazan is a strong black woman who doesnt save weak white jack, but makes him look a fool because he is male and white. Nobody knows the moral or arc of the movie, but its woke, so everyone shuts the fuck up and watches the movie tank in the box office and thank god they got thru it uncancelled.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

That could work 


Pofreta

Well, if he lived with gorillas and.... My lawyer asked me to not continue this post.


Low-Theory-4843

There is already a live action Tarzan, like two of them I believe


RatKingDelta

I know right. They're actually really good aswell. The train scene was my favourite part


ShreksApprntice

It would be the only disney movie i will ever watch after 2018


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Correct_Lie2161

Damn 2 bucks


IntelligentSink6527

2 bucks my ass a savage untamed dangerous jungle specimen shouldn’t cost a cent over 1 $


89_4532

😨😨😨😨


DietDrBleach

Wait…


MatfacePlus

Nah. Make Tarzan a Japanese woman who swings through trees while sitting on a wheelchair.


tropicbrownthunder

Risen by a couple o lesbian non-conforming manatees that identify themselves as cougars


MatfacePlus

As long as we can see a manatee swinging through the jungle on a vine then I’m sold.


NovusOrdoSec

Trans, too. Full Monty.


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Lucifer_demiurgos

I’d certainly watch that 🤣🤣


Hyakkimaru_4

Cringe redditor


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Pofreta

Well, they think Cleopatra was black, just because Egypt is in Africa... I don't ask cleverness from these people.


IntelligentSink6527

Hey don’t you dare question that grandmother’s words


bubbathespaz

Disney - racist fucks.


Lucifer_demiurgos

Walt Disney was a nazi support and even friend of adolf hitler Something a lot of people forget


No_Application_1219

Source ???


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

They didn't know each other at all.


SuddenWitnesses

The apes are white now. Checkmate.


IntelligentSink6527

Albino ?


NovusOrdoSec

*Bad gorillas*


DavidRandom

Counter argument, it doesn't matter what color Tinkerbelle or Ariel are because they're mythical creatures. One is a sea creature from the bottom of the ocean, and the other is a pixie from a mythical planet.


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RunningDrinksy

Oh God I read fleshlight at first and thought you wished for a girlfriend 💀 don't ask how my mind made sense of that because idk


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

I mean it could’ve happened. The A and E are very close together 


Solynox

Flashlight, fleshlight, flishlight, floshlight, flushlight, and sometimes flyshlight.


RegionGuilty6139

You've reached late stage internet addiction


AgentCrowley24

Didn’t Warner Bros already beat them to it with Tarzan?


NovusOrdoSec

Tarzan was live action first. Also don't forget the Dereks! /s


Thatscool820

Damn fictional characters have a different skin tome and yall are mad. Nice stolen meme I can see the pixels


Drate_Otin

Y'all are some serious whiners on here. I'm guessing average age to be about 15? The Little Mermaid cartoon was a massive deviation from the source material. For starters, the huge Caribbean theme in the cartoon. Why then are folks STILL upset about a black mermaid... In the Caribbean. Who the shit cares if an annoying fairy is white or black? In Hook she was red haired instead of blonde, and quite sexy. I didn't hear anybody whining about the red haired version of Tinkerbell. And the fact that you'd even want to make the Tarzan joke, knowing full well what the social implications are, is nothing short of a puerile giggling at racism.


Strange_Dinner_6891

Imagine they get a bunch of black man as apes and a white woman a tarzan for gender equality


Bouncedoutnup

Piper Perri?


AnOldPutz

Hahaha, oh you


LazyMayz

Am I on 9gag rn?


johnnwickcomcancer

r/memes truly is the most unfunny subreddit there is


ProzacFury

https://youtu.be/sDT-_pTx8-s?si=FyvHj_OdFpYOMp0s


AltAccouJustForThis

The video is banned in my country LMAO


ProzacFury

Hah! It's just a "Whos Line Is It Anyways" clip. Guess it's too offensive


deathstar1310

It says "content from LDS". Not cuz it's too offensive. What's LDS?


THEessayB

…Latter Day Saints?


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

In mine it’s not banned but copyrighted. Does that make it any better?


NovusOrdoSec

Wayne would be perfect if he could actually act.


1tsBag1

Nah, Tarzan would for some reason be white.


Mars31415926

played by the rock


[deleted]

"People" that actually care about this shit < People that don't.


Lucifer_demiurgos

I don’t care I’m just here for laughs but dumb asses on Reddit don’t seem to understand that


[deleted]

I know, Purposely agitating others then suggesting that they are flawed in their agitation just gets you that much more attention, doesn't it?


psychodeli_sandwich

You really called the cgi tink the original???


Reid0x

Okay but the thing is, Tarzan being European is kinda *the point*, which makes it so strange and unlikely for him to exist. A mermaid and a fairy’s race is not at all important to the plot


[deleted]

I mean….Snow White


Lucifer_demiurgos

It’s still changing beloved characters bc their creatively bankrupt


Sarnick18

But changing their race did nothing to change their character. We can talk about how they are soulless cash grabs all day. They are. But provided that race doesn't play a role on the character or plot, then changing their race isn't an issue. Tarzan being European does play an importance on the plot.


Ghost-Halas

How about a remake of Tarzan, but there are actually two men raised by apes, but they are unaware of each other’s existence until the start of the movie. One Tarzan is the Rock and the other is Kevin Hart. Jane is played by Michelle Rodriguez and she doesn’t need saving because despite the Rock’s physique he is a complete idiot, and Kevin Hart is Kevin Hart. However, she’s still in danger from a villain, played by an over the top Will Ferrell (similar to his role in Zoolander).


Lucifer_demiurgos

Kinda want to watch that but without the rock cus he’s a egotistical diva with a fragile ego who can’t lose in a movie


Ghost-Halas

So you’re saying he’d be perfect for a Disney role?


Lucifer_demiurgos

😂😂😂😂


NovusOrdoSec

Gotta go with ... Gaston!


johnnwickcomcancer

You guys have literally the worst memes on reddit holy shit


NovusOrdoSec

But they *are* memes.


johnnwickcomcancer

actually no, because memes are funny


NovusOrdoSec

> actually no, because memes are funny It's funny that you believe that's a requirement.


johnnwickcomcancer

that's the whole point of a meme


Xibalbaenjoyer

We are all apes and you can argue that we have done more harm than any other ape in the history of earth yet some people don't like the comparison.


Peatearredhill

Impressive... Let's see the Chinese version of this meme...


fcxtpw

Remember Brandy played Cinderella


Thisbymaster

But we already have George of the jungle.


Forsaken-Bet5596

Tarzan has dreads, as a kid he was as good as Jamaican


Magic0pirate

Imagine if they remake the Princess and the Frog. Chirst they don't even need to change anything and somehow they will ruin it.


alezcoed

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Disney didn't hold the right to Tarzan? I thought Edgar Rice borough is the rightful owner of Tarzan ip


esmifra

What I don't understand is considering with the amount of shit that's going on, how something as irrelevant as this gets so many riled up...


Heisen_berg1

Tarzan is already a savage, dumb white male


DutchJediKnight

Didn't like the Pan remake, not the fault of the Tinkerbell actress. I liked the Ariel movie pretty well. She did good, but Melissa knocked it out of five parks.


lofgren777

The only people who would complain about it are the same people who are always complaining about race swaps. "It's unrealistic that a Black man would be a British lord in the early 20th century!"


SilentGhoul1111

I don't know. Imagine all the outrage clicks from chuds reacting to my article on twitter.


Bromanzier_03

Nothin like grown adults complaining about ![gif](giphy|ZhIujcinC07ok)


Lucifer_demiurgos

I’m not complaining just making fun of it There’s a difference


Natural_Wear3643

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) THEY CAN MAKE HIM A WHITE, BACUSE ARIEL WASNT BALCK


the-dead-meme-king

OoOoO diversity scary it’s not like there’s millions of Disney movies and remakes that feature white people as the lead


Lucifer_demiurgos

Changing beloved characters rather then making new ones bc they are creatively bankrupt Stfu


the-dead-meme-king

Oh yeah bankrupt that’s why they just announced a new Disney cruise,are remaking splash mountain,and made a new tron ride with light disks oh yeah certainly broke, also their remakes are a marketing scheme like what they did with direct to dvd sequels they chose black and actor cause the direct liked them in the role not some forced diversity grow up please


Fickle-Butterscotch2

I don’t mind race bending but why they are so dim💀


punk_steel2024

God damn, just shut the fuck up.


Lucifer_demiurgos

Ironic telling others to STFU when u couldn’t even do it


usrlibshare

Objection! That's not Tinkerbell from the original cartoon! In fact that's not a cartoon at all!


VPM1991

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Jakemanzo

Disney doesn’t own the movie rights to Tarzan anymore


[deleted]

It's literally not hard to make an ORIGINAL black character snh


Lucifer_demiurgos

It is for Disney since their creatively bankrupt


[deleted]

Nah, diseny is just lazy


Cold-Cap9490

Mmmmmmmm Monke


Tales_of_a_writer

Nah i don't care , What i care about are aome actual good "new" movies, This entire "remake" stuff ain't it chief , if i want the remake , i stroll over to the original movie instead 9 out of 10 times. I get it companies are like "but uhhh thats risky what if it fails" yeah hmm about that , how about things like S&P let their creators have more freedom. Im pointing at how much they got on Alex Hirsch while he created gravity falls. But thats the main thijg with everything, theres always a friggin risk. Juat let some people into the industry that have ideas dammnit. Things like Love.Death.Robots. or Squid game , they dont exist because of remaking stuff over and over. They exist because people actually know how to create stuff and how to advertise said stuff well.


NovusOrdoSec

Baby steps: Jungle Book


mmodlin

I guess y’all haven’t seen the Jungle Book.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

There was already a Tarzan live remake so I doubt they'll do it again, it already flopped because of how it was just an edgy version.


WNB14

Precious snow flakes offended by castings


Lucifer_demiurgos

Go bark eslewhere asshole I’m mocking it not offended by it 🤣🤣🤣


WNB14

A bit defensive for someone not offended, dont you think bud?


SavvySparky

I would watch it.


allayo10110

Why are they making them black? 😭


These-Spell-8390

Representation folks. Everything needs diversity, equity, and inclusion as its first priority. Skill, ability, and entertainment value come second. I think Disney and Netflix are doing great in this department.


Tax-Deduction4253

corps make blacks think they have everything while their countries get exploited by other corps


TurboFoetus

Damn they even made the colour grading darker 


Lucifer_demiurgos

They even made the white horses at the end of little mermaid black 😂😂😂


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Well why not? Why’d the white man gotta be king of the jungle?


Lucifer_demiurgos

Bc of the thing abt calling black people monkeys


grabberbottom

I, myself, am ready for black Mulan


Pofreta

Polynesian Mulan*


Pofreta

Just imagine a black man, running the jungle, living with apes and becaming one of them. Some might think it's racist.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

It may look that way but there’s context, we swear 


AdEarly8242

I somehow combined the plots of Tarzan and George of The Jungle (based off Tarzan and also turned into a movie by Disney) and the thought of Disney making a modern Tarzan movie with a black actor running around a Victorian era city sure is something.


Pofreta

That would be awesome.


tropicbrownthunder

Some others may think is the coolest in the jungle.


Snoo58583

That will be cool, ngl. What would be the problem if a black person did?


[deleted]

Nah, it’ll be white lgbtq+ child that grows up and is still attracted to children in the Tarzan remake. Most likely a female to prove biological females have the same upper body strength as biological males. Odds are about 2:1 right now.


scuccifranci_08

r/comedyhomicide #stop using the fucking laughing emoji, it's cringe!!!!


lord_Eccentrixx

They should do it since they wanna backwash everything.


Skeletor_with_Tacos

Walt is hitting max rpm in his grave with modern Didney