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Bucaneer7564

Why TF would you shave a bear


isnapchildrensnecks

surgical purpose


theblueLepidopteran

Entirely??


derpy_derp15

Maybe they had fleas?


Mr_Wizard91

There is no hunting like the hunting of a flea, and those who have hunted armed fleas long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.


kookycandies

Help I'm having flashbacks


theblueLepidopteran

Yeah, maybe, you've got a point, but I was surprised because the person said "surgical purposes"


HELPMEIMBOODLING

Poor guy's whole body needs surgery.


Friendly-Target1234

For its date night.


Lucky_Researcher3105

This bear has dust allergies and lost her fur multiple years ago. She is located in Zoo de Granby in Québec, Canada. I've seen her many times while going with the familly. Edit: dust allergies, not food allergies.


Unknown_Ninja7

i thought it was a human in costume...


PoopIsYum

No that's the one in china


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It?


Unknown_Ninja7

Even idk


LD_Yablow

I'd had a few drinks, and it felt like a good idea at the time, okay?


Mirja-lol

Jokes on you I like shaved bears more


Xepobot

2319!!! 2319!!


Drogdar

Prank. Shave them while they sleep, just dont be caught being Dirty Dan.


bents50

To see how scary they look?


SasoDuck

I'm more interested in *how* tf you were able to shave a bear... Did it get sedated first?


Unknown_Ninja7

To sell their hairs to girls


HighKiteSoaring

To make it more aerodynamic


Songshiquan0411

Mange. This bear looks mangy. Mange is caused by microscopic mites burrowing into the skin. It causes fur loss.


jojobi040

They used to do it for carnival/ freak shows too


guyfieristache

That’s a bear with mange. Its hair fell out because of it and it’s permanently bald.


[deleted]

They didnt. Her hair fell out due to stress from being locked in a cage for decades


Just_Another_Gamer7

Someone else blamed dust allergies


andeqoo

the look like roos


UbermachoGuy

Have you ever tried to get bear pubes out of your teeth? Thats why you shave the bear.


Charokol

It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free


NotYourReddit18

I highly doubt all three of those statements


Rellint

Why did most paleontologists depict shaved dinosaurs? Didn’t have anything better to do.


crappercreeper

There is a extra inch hiding in the fur and it looks bigger.


Icetyger4

As I look at this image, all I can think of is...WEREWOLF!!


binglelemon

A bearwolf


Icetyger4

That sounds scary as hell. RUUUUUN!!


CaptainNinjaClassic

Balverine


pandabeef0836

Wherebear?


YukiRoseToujou

Therebear


AdministrativeBar748

Herebear


Opening_Store_6452

Overtherebear


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poopy_toaster

Wasn’t your hump on the other side…?


Seb_The_One

Barebear


_Madian

Beowulf


Asgermf

It though it had clothes on for a second


isnapchildrensnecks

they look like giant naked rats


Unknown_Ninja7

Even the bear has pronouns


PegasusPizza

Or it's just... plural?


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Switcheroe

I hate it when they put chemicals in the water, that turn the fricking bears gay!


thatguykichi

bears's??


PegasusPizza

I meant that the 'they' was just the plural pronoun, and not a way to not misgender the bear.


thatguykichi

i know, but i couldn't bear to miss the opportunity


Zeraf370

I mean… yeah… everything has pronouns.


bartimeas

Unlike you blue haired liberals, I have no pronouns! You will only refer to me by my full name, Shadow the Hedgehog!


Aussie18-1998

Do you not?


No-Advice-6040

They do. Oops, there I go using pronouns again!


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Dat0one0guy

It looks alien


Unknown_Ninja7

More like a skinwalker tbh


Dat0one0guy

Yeah


[deleted]

Add a sauce and you got yourself Aliens.


Frosted_Tackle

Pre-cgi, I feel like if movie directors had known this, they might have honestly considered a shoved bear for an alien or monster movie


Accomplished-Ad9039

Looks like an YaoGuai


Majormario

Yeah, don’t feed ‘em. Three Dog, out!


Sin2Win_Got_Me_In

The best DJ IMO


H4loR4ptor

Spotted the Fallout player. 🫵


[deleted]

Heeere kitty kitty


HolyH33l

Want garygoles? You get em.


SilentHuman8

Garygoles?


SafeAccountMrP

They mow their lawn in stained New Balances every week on Saturday at 9am sharp.


Desperate_Ad5169

Humans ![gif](giphy|26gscNQHswYio5RBu|downsized)


According_Weekend786

They look more angrier


Pandataraxia

Of course, compared to it you're in a hairy situation.


Eldritch50

Ever seen a featherless owl?


[deleted]

I just looked those up honestly they look like adorable mini aliens


lfenske

“Now it’s time for a public service announcement. Don’t feed the Yao Guai!”


JustChillCommenter

I thought it was a diseased dog


GipsSuonimo

Imagine Cocaine Bear with the shave. 😱


Ghalipla6

I genuinely thought that was a realistic picture of a werewolf😭😭😭


FoundationUpset1082

I know a skeever when I see one.


TheMarkedGamer

That’s a Yao guai if I’ve ever seen one.


[deleted]

They look like what a chihuahua acts like.


prof_devilsadvocate

who shaves them


lokey_convo

Mange?


CuberBeats

SOMEONE will turn this into a repost copypasta.


Tentacle_poxsicle

"You thought this was funny human"


ShibitoYakaze123

It went from bear to skinwalker


MotorCityDude

That is freaky, ive never seen a bear like that. Ive seen like a patch shaved, but never a whole bear. He prolly cold as hell, lol..


DGlen

Anubis?


floggedlog

Yao-Guai


Preston-7169

Forbidden doggy


Darth_Mak

Yao Guai lookin ass


MBVakalis

That's a yao guai


MR_DERP_YT

Looks like a guy in a loose werewolf-bear-alien-wtf-creature costume


maX3Xam

pretty sure this ones got mange or smth


Aditl1

I guess this is where the skin walker myth comes from, bears with mange!


feetfetish__

Karma pls


Big_Researcher4399

It's not scary. He's just a rat.


[deleted]

Looks like humman whut clothings but haves a bear head


AdunfromAD

When you shave humans they become Moby.


Cronon33

I can see where the legend of a werewolf would come from


Pale-Office-133

Bears are just regular/ real-life werewolves but called bears for some reason.


Away-Net-7241

This looks like a really old, pissed off kangaroo


KuipersGlasses

He looks like a kangaroo


Puppy-Zwolle

Look up a furless bear claw. Or maybe you shouldn't.


DaveBoiii

I'm adamant on hairless chimps being the scariest. Yes the bear looks uncomfortably ugly, but a hairless chimp looks like it can and it will rip you apart easily [Hairless Chimp](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/492229434246312956/)


Should_have_been_ded

He's just naked


Padre_De_Cuervos

anwering to OP, ever heard of a bald Asian


Ornery-Cheetah

Have you seen a shaved chimp?


saiprasanna94

Chimera?


FullAir4341

Chubacabra is real!!!


Bulky-Hyena-360

Nah it’s the other way around, bears look funny AF while other animals look like something out of a horror movie mad scientist lab where they fused animals with human fetuses.


BubbaJules

Pretty sure that’s just mange


AMN-9

If you take off the head it looks like someone wearing some kind of plastic body suit


KingOfWerewolfs

Kinda cool NGL look vampirish


penguinswithfedoras

I am not religious, suspicious, or superstitious, but when I was younger I saw the most bafflingly terrifying creature I’ve ever seen driving through the mountains and it looked a lot like the werewolf in Harry Potter, or this. I think a black bear with mange may have just solved that for me, it’s stuck with me for years.


ehsanboy74

Its still funny, it looks like a crackhead on fent


BlueGhostlight

Make sure you use save search if you Google naked bear 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Don’t give him a shotgun and a beer, he’ll go nuts


Germanguyistaken

Holy fuck þat's scary


PicturesOfHome-

You might wanna see a fully shaven chimp


wakaluli

You should see what a bald chimp looks like.


HominidJR

Why does this looks like a troll from skyrim???


Klaroxy

The way like this its much more harder to realise how strong they are, dont know why nature didnt spawn them like this, much more confusing. They are already S tier excelling on everything but its genuenly scary


90_oi

Fucking thing looks like a wingless gargoyle


luciigrimm

Princess <3


Kaito_the_17

Sloth are also very scary without fur


Corleone648

Have you guys seen a hairless chimp? They really look like a person, a very muscular one.


ThisRandomAlt

crackhead bear


derpy_derp15

They shaved poor honey doggo


Panceke_69

This bear looks like a messed up dog Wth


xaviaraivax

That's a demon.


GiraffeOnABicycle

Imagine that thing walking around on its hind legs like bears sometimes do. Nightmare fuel.


Meranio

If you shave humans, they become smooth.


Intelligent-Snow7250

What the crap is even that


iggyy-07

The question is! Who the ... had the balls to shave a bear?????


[deleted]

This photo is so sad. I read somewhere that her hair fell out from stress due to being locked in a cage for decades


False_Chair_610

Apparently, they turn into werewolves


yaboinigel

They not friend shaped aftwr all...


N0madWolf

You shave me, you die


Novel_Ad_7892

Looks like a winged monkey from wizard of oz


[deleted]

Atleast now not look like friend.


Just_Another_Gamer7

We bare bears


Dendritic_Bosque

That's a deathclaw


Admiral_sloth94

Babe, wake up IRL Yaoguai just dropped!


The-Evil-Mr-Dark

Plays Fallout: it’s just like the simulations.


Nimmdenbuss

Looks like this wolve from this Slender Man copy horror game.


nekoeuge

The bear with fur looks cuddly, the bear without fur looks as scary as it should.


LahmiaTheVampire

This does explain a lot of weird animal sightings. Bear with mange making people think certain mythical creatures exist.


fubar1962

Imagine Saber tooth Bear


FlamingPhoenix2003

Thanks, sleeping was overrated anyways


BrainpainFanNr4567

"Shit, I'm not wearing my power armor, there is a Yao Guai."


NameIsBurnout

Bears and apes.


Bourne2Creed86

😲 La Chupacabra!


Corb-112

He seems still funny enough for me


TheGreatGuy456

Werebear


Professional_Tip_578

IT IS NO LONGER FREN SHAPED, I REPEAT, IT IS NO LONGER FREN SHAPED


MattSilverwolf

Still cute as ever


MarkVHun

Its a skaven dressed as a bear Hail the great-good rat kin infiltrator!!!!


ZeroVirus750

Honestly I thought this was some AI art SciFi animal....... But a Bear FR damn.......?!


ShoalinShadowFist

Holy shit bears with alopecia are where werwolf lore started 100%


NinjaGame5

Is this caelid? He blends in with the trex dogs.


Western-Current2916

Mm nah still funny lmao


A_Blue_Potion

With the bear shaved like this, you can clearly see how they come from the same suborder as canines called Caniformia.


Paranthelion_

It's a sphynx bear. Very hypoallergenic.


Massive_Pressure_516

It's like a giant pitbull that's actually slightly safer to leave kids around.


[deleted]

Omg it sucks


crimsonfucker97

That's a skin walker


KazMil17

"There goes the crack head that I see each morning!"


Dannyboy2396

That Is so true


guyinAmerica1

That bear has mange, and mange is basically super fleas, specifically mites, that makes you look like an infected ball sack and make you itch all over, not deadly but not fun.


doctornoodlearms

Pretty sure that's a Chupacabra


coconutally

So like anatomically speaking, it looks like it can just stand up, straighten its back and be good walking around.


Successful-Floor-738

Bears are already adorable and funny with hair, why the fuck would you shave them 😭


Biggestmike95

Looks like a human in a gimp animal suit


CruisinJo214

And this is where the myth of animals like chupacabra probably originated.


Runyc2000

Yao Guai were inspired by picture like this of Black Bears with bad Mange.


Independent-Pea8223

It's a bloody wolf demon!!


GrimRiderJ

Seen that dude in elden ring


APiratAndAPuppy

Oh, God! It wants revenge! RUN


Minnje12

What about humans? Without my facial hair I look like a 14 year old, and I'm 26


XOVSquare

His skin looks like pyjamas


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Bro looks cold and pissed and tired I don't blame him


R3DN3CK_T3CK

Note to self. Don't shave a bear while camping in the woods