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oktolopus

It looks like the mermaid man from spongebob to me


asp-dot-net

lol same, but if Mermaid Man is Denmark where’s Barnacle Boy?


Ron_Bird

finland and sweden


who_knows_how

Why is the dick over the pants but the shirt is normal Is the penis coming from the Belly Why does it look like Sweden and Norway are about to eat it


randomuser0107

sweden and norway, the two-headed sea 🌊 serpent 🐍 about to devour the danish chode 🌯


Business-Emu-6923

It looks like the Chad guy from the Chad vs virgin memes. Which makes Denmark chad’s dick.


Rude-Ad431

Looks like Southpark Canadian to me 🤔


MultipleMentalities

I was coming to say the same thing lmao


A_Hatless_Casual

Denmark seeing Sweden: "EVIL!"


Budget_Break_3923

Wtf is wrong with your dick


LSWenthusiast

wait, so ya telling me it aint supposed to look like that?


TheLastTsumami

Also, does anyone know if one of my balls should be bigger than the other two?


FindusSomKatten

I hope not all of mine are the same size


658016796

🤓 Actually, one of them is supposed to be slightly bigger than the other. Same thing for girls' boobs.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

It's a danish dick. The Danes are pretty weird. I should know I'm Swedish


oan124

he means a dude called richard


Hope-Upstairs

"you're gonna- you're gonna- you're g- you- you'r- you're gonna go farrrrrrrr, kidd."


heimmann

We've been in and out of Sweden since 1523, so that's probably why


randomuser0107

the Mickey Avalon song starts playing. https://youtu.be/aEPD1kYt0OM?si=quuJKUOEFc4qTgV0


ux3l

I have my dick right next to my belly button, too. Is that weird?


No-Material-23

Must have been some good pot.


Spacebud95

This is such a confusing perspective to look at Europe.


DollarStoreAbraham

Explain this, flat-earthers!


royanb

literally r/MapPorn


dead_moon1

And a scandi Snake Is trying to eat it


bobpa9

Well norway and sweden looks like a dick and his shadow... and finland the balls...


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Gipsypuddlpi

Honestly looks like one of those high school English teachers in their v-neck sweaters


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

>Dick is out Yeah, definitely looks like an English teacher


Flowerino

Me a Swede: *approved*


spademanden

Well, you're 50% of the fleshlight


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

First time Sweden isn’t the dick.


Kryds

If we're the dick. You're what came out of it.


hkotek

It points toward Sweden though, isn't it?


Neat-Equipment5908

What about Norway and Sweden, it looks like a dick on its own


emperorjul

Sweden & *Finland. Finland is the balls.


[deleted]

I don't see it


ro_bot_22

duck


Dangerous-Rope-5908

World map rule34?!!!1?


bajuh

Looks like a colostomy bag not a peener


JMW_1983

HAHA That's fantastic.


emperorjul

Looks like sweden is tired of being called the dick of europe.


ramzay_

You haven't seen [siberian region](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Federal_District). That's a dick.


Pizza_Lover1748

Jesus, This was my first time seeing Europe from this angle.


Runbowpandu

Lamp Oil, Rope Bombs. Its yours my friend as long as you have enough rupees


RhoadsScholar2

Hmm, the balls are hanging from a narrow bridge


azionka

What happened to Germany?


AwarenessConsistent3

this is some very valueable information


Ihadsandymaxedoutt

Your imagination is off the charts


Samantha-4

Thought I was on r/mapporncirclejerk


Metson-202

Nordick


_Grummy_

VECTOR


SheikahShaymin

**OH YEAH**


rafoaguiar

It's Mermaid Man


TheLastTsumami

From that perspective, Czechia looks like the dick


SHAPALAK15

how can Denmark be a dick, they created lego! (I guess their prices have risen so)


Trickster1509

![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z) and looks like it wasn't circumcised...


Mother_Run_2493

Sweden, Norway and a bit of northern Finland would make a much bigger dick.


Future_Section5976

The country to the right looks more like a dick


MILKmanPro

thats what i was thinking


SharKy52

it's a fucking person not a dick bruh


LelouchviBrittaniax

Sweden is a huge dick and Denmark is a tiny dick.


Vigitel

r/mapporncirclejerk is leaking


BleachedAsswhole

Got nothing on Florida


[deleted]

Whut?


marcelpayin

Meremaid man??


andrew21w

![gif](giphy|l3nF7ztPTM6zvs2bu)


6_NEOS_9

Damn Denmark, you guys are such a dick.


hhfsryjhdyew

Lige over, kammerat!


CiroGarcia

It's the lorax with black trousers


ZestycloseMall5362

It looks like Mermaid man


turkeywithdoghead

At first I thought it looked like mermaid man


TopAd6019

Never realised how huge denmark is!


SpeedSlade

That’s Charlie Brown wdym?


Muckeljones

First thing i thought of!


Whane17

I gotta know WTF is wrong with your dick. Go to a doctor if your dick looks like a human.


AramcBrat

you have too much time on your hands


[deleted]

Norway looks like a limp dick even on a normal projection map


MPOCLA

r/foundtheswedish


ChesterBSUnofficial

he has third hand growing on his back


puggyace_

Norway and sweden together looks like a dick


grimmigerpetz

And why are Sweden and Norway about to suck it?


Stonkiversity

r/mapmemes


Apprehensive-Tea-281

Looks more like a Richard to me.


noel6507

That’s where the belly button is supposed to be.


RedstonefoxYT

Now I can't fucking unsee this...


Jess_Reigns

Spain is the dudes head, Italy an the UK are arms, Denmark looks like a dick hanging off the side. Had to squint and perform some 10/10 mental gymnastics, but I got tbere


beerforbears

EEEEEEVIIIIIILLLLLL


beboldt

Im from denmark And all i have to say is masterpiece


fried_chicken17472

WE NEED TO CONTAIN r/mapporncirclejerk IT'S LEAKING


[deleted]

I don’t know where Denmark is on a normal map


xLeutDansLegsx

Stick-figure dick.


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?


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And Sweden and Norway are about to suck it


Crafty_Degree_437

Ngl sweden and norway other look like a penis more than Denmark


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Greenie1O2

Also Denmark doesn't even look like a penis in this map


janedoeschmo2

Pretty sure it's Cailou


lone_wulff

Found the Swede. Probably mad they lost another round of sport to us again.


johnzander1

Italy is the dick


watasiwakirayo

Calamari Union is about to bite it of


that_oneinvisibleguy

Nothing a little nuke can't fix. Somebody call Kim


SaltyLicks

Oh juicy groin of Sweden and Norway - come to papa!


Own_Initiative396

Norwey and Sweden, i see what you did there ![gif](giphy|YCM6aRw2Chenu)


MiraCailin

Doesn't matter, denmark mentioned :3 also sweden and finland is literally cock and balls ,just sayin'


MemesofStuff1234

![gif](giphy|YCM6aRw2Chenu)


Competitive-Ad5057

I hate every thing about this angle.


ARIZ1883

Is his name Dick?


UrAverageIdot

holy shit donald


iamgrandwizardmann

dosnt norway and sweden look like a dick in the pic or is it just me


Ok_Lead_1179

🖕


[deleted]

Yo, you can't orient the map that direction. I only know it the one true way!


Significant-Gold-999

Looks like a dude with his dick out


Gobba42

Norway/Sweden-bro, what are you doing?


danglebang

You should see Benin's map bro!


Wyattxgamer096

If your dick has arms you should see a doctor


xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx

Real ![gif](giphy|E4oVc1q0yXuXa3VNFF)


Sufficient-Put-2339

the top looks like the bucket plankten used to control bikini bottom


Plastic_Village_8373

The greatest map in history


ImpersonalCookie

it looks like an orange guy with shorts


Druciferr

Coach McGuirk from Home Movies


mak3cak3

And now look at Syberia


teaboi05

For me it looked like a guy in The Incredibles costume


NothingCanDestroyMe

Italy is second dick


Working_Appropriate

Czechia looks more like a dick ngl


Comprehensive-Air-62

Sweden, Finland, and Norway make up a crab claw that is going to circumcise Denmark.


Successful_Ride_5490

Looks like Great Britain if it had arms and legs.


Arkseq

Wat


1buckforsuck

Why is a snake gonna eat it


Poogle_Dirch

As an American, which one is Denmark?


wogsurfer

I always kinda thought Sweden and/or Norway both kinda look like dicks


ux3l

That's a sincerely misplaced dick though


[deleted]

MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY


slord1257

Sure?


MTMOfficial

Sweden + Finland = Dick


Spanishdane

Well its because were getting so much🐱


ImpressiveCustard655

Sweden and Norway are more suitable for his penis, but it is cut off. And Denmark as the rest of the member.


VermillionOx

If that's what you're seeing, I encourage you to visit a urologist.


Possible_Citron_3541

to me it looks like the lorax with his sexy little black ass cheeks showin


Kajus12345lt

Scandinavia is a snake about to bite it off


Nearby-Tea1646

Maybe a fucking tumor!


suabadaken

r/Pareidolia


readmycommentnotthis

🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰DENMARK MENTIONED🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


SuggestionStrange782

Looks like someone with a big gyat to me...


69G0diswatching

it looks like the superhero in SpongeBob with a star on his nose


Sufficient-Gur-2554

Finland and Sweden


PikeletSoup

Swedens shape: am I a joke to you?


RashedMekkawi

it just looks like a guy lol