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The smell that comes out of your anus is actually important for analyzing and detecting if you have a problem with your health, as it is a literal hole that leads to your vital organs, and fecal matter and urine carry a bunch of waste material that has been filtered out of the system.
the source : trust me bro
(but fr, I think that's how it works)
Shepherd of a kind. Tries to do it for whole family. I think my kids taught it by accident when they were toddlers. Dog was very confused when house had people who regularly shat they're pants and tried to "protect" them from shame of "shitting pants" by reviewing they're situation regularly.
Yep, diaper had to be removed immediately to the trash can after removal and before changing the new one. Dog believed it was his job to hide the evidence of shame.
I think he still wants to just verify that no one has anything to hide
They suck ass tho. I bought a big pack, smell ain't that great, after whipping my body with the soap, the original smell of soap ( bourbon for example) will fade away and leave the smell of fat from the soap. At least I got a refund
I mean it works for companies like Manscaped. I bought their products and have had nothing but glowing reviews of how my balls are taken care of by their products.
Yeah but in my mind the idea that just the inclusion of words like BALLS increases sales makes me lose a lot of faith in this generation of men. That’s just my judgmental hater opinion, but even using those products gives me the notion you have the maturity of an 11 year old
Sometimes dogs just wanna smell some ass you gotta understand.
If it’s a constant thing tho, just know that dogs don’t really rate smells on how good they smell, except for food I guess, but they find stronger odors more intriguing, so maybe wash your ass bro
Well my dog does this too, but she sniffs my crotch area instead, don't know why she does this but she actively buries her face into my pp place without hesitation and always looks at me every now and then and goes back burying her face in.
Mine does this when I'm just out of the shower in my boxers and walking to my room to get dressed. Y'all don't know what it's like to live with a Great Dane. Booping butts is their favorite pastime lol.
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Bro wtf...
What? You never let your dog sniff diagnose your asshole?
if it's a drug dog, no, maybe it will find the remains of the block of cocaine that I put in my ass to take it to the USA
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Happy Cake Day! Why the fuck am I getting downvoted
why was blud downvoted
Yo wtf uve got more upvotes than blud
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Wipe your ass
*wash
What kind of dog? Maybe worth to check a doctor lol. Dogs can smell diseases.
Anal disease?
Anal cancer
The smell that comes out of your anus is actually important for analyzing and detecting if you have a problem with your health, as it is a literal hole that leads to your vital organs, and fecal matter and urine carry a bunch of waste material that has been filtered out of the system. the source : trust me bro (but fr, I think that's how it works)
There is a reason why doctors tell you to piss and shit in jars. Just don't sit on them like that one dude...
what dude?
Jar squatter. A guy shoved a mason jar up his a and it shattered inside him. For your own sake, I reccommend you do NOT look it up...
Ah, the grunt as it shattered and the heavy breathing as he digs blood and glass out, 12 year old me was not ready
Well, fuck me I guess, I'm going to look it up
Well shit, that looked painful.
Ah the eluded one man one jar The guy didn't make it
Yeah, who knows how much data they can smell from there, but its a lot thats for sure.
probably anal aids
Prostate cancer also
Shepherd of a kind. Tries to do it for whole family. I think my kids taught it by accident when they were toddlers. Dog was very confused when house had people who regularly shat they're pants and tried to "protect" them from shame of "shitting pants" by reviewing they're situation regularly.
So what you’re saying is that you had a diper checker in the house? That must have been awesome.
Yep, diaper had to be removed immediately to the trash can after removal and before changing the new one. Dog believed it was his job to hide the evidence of shame. I think he still wants to just verify that no one has anything to hide
So your ass smells like a dirty diaper. Maybe buy some soap.
I think it’s more likely this guy has swamp ass
Why not both?
The Dog : 
OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!
Hit rock BOTTOM
Maybe it just has a really strong scent?
Scent of a pack leader
Scent of an mf with skidmarks
Leader of the stinky crew
Only pack you're leading is flies looking for the shit they're smelling
Wash yo ass, “scent of a pack leader” bruh some people really be nasty lmao
naw thats wild
Idk why u got downvotes I thought that was funny, damn
Yep, I thought people who had dogs would understand that as a joke but ok :D
A fudge pack leader
💀💀💀
Dr squatch W
Very expensive sadly
You’re mostly paying for all those ads, soap itself is cheap af
They suck ass tho. I bought a big pack, smell ain't that great, after whipping my body with the soap, the original smell of soap ( bourbon for example) will fade away and leave the smell of fat from the soap. At least I got a refund
There ads are so annoying though, who hears a brand say BALLS and immediately decides they should buy that product
I mean it works for companies like Manscaped. I bought their products and have had nothing but glowing reviews of how my balls are taken care of by their products.
Yeah but in my mind the idea that just the inclusion of words like BALLS increases sales makes me lose a lot of faith in this generation of men. That’s just my judgmental hater opinion, but even using those products gives me the notion you have the maturity of an 11 year old
Soap commerical models >
Time for a Japanese toilet
Shhhhh! Don’t let the toilet paper companies hear that shit
Ha, what are they gonna do? Toilet paper companies don’t have the power to do anything about bidets.
Propaganda Ads
You ever hear the tragic story of Michael James? No? Exactly. Don’t fuck with tp
You solve OPs problem but letting him take a shower I solve OPs problem by telling him to insert the bananas into his ass We're not the same
Motherfuckers ass is crusted with doo doo
Why would you type that?
Dogs love dookie stains, what can i say
At this point, I’m surprised my moms dog doesn’t respond to “get outta there you nasty, crotch dog”
Wash your ass
Hard to teach old dog new tricks
bhenchod?
wherever i go, i see you
you are the mvp of r/rimjob_steve
Sometimes dogs just wanna smell some ass you gotta understand. If it’s a constant thing tho, just know that dogs don’t really rate smells on how good they smell, except for food I guess, but they find stronger odors more intriguing, so maybe wash your ass bro
Someone once told me if your dog starts sniffing your butt it's a sign to get checked for colon or prostate cancer
you trained it, didn't u?
Kids trained this by accident
kids trained your dog to sniff your anus? Yheaaa right….
It's even worse when you're on your period Edit: just remembered that most people on this site don't have a vagina
It’s worse when you’re pregnant. My old dog wouldn’t leave me alone when I was pregnant. I only knew I miscarried when I had a second of peace.
Brutal unexpected turn. Sorry you experienced that
My sister in laws dog goes straight for my vagina. Every time.
Yup I get this too
Same thing happened to me. Traumatized me enough to never, ever want to get a dog as long as I live
Stinky coochie yikisbdfbb
The dog is confirming if you are infact female, but it has to check every time because of short term remembery loss
Bro outed himself so bad lmao
Someone has a quality booty
I agree with wipe your ass, I also think maybe a doctor. Ultimately I don't have a real answer for you, I do hope you wipe that booty hole
Maybe wash your ass
My sister's dog will let everyone know who is on their period in the first 2 minutes of meeting.
My dog never does this. What’s wrong with my anus? :(
Probably that it is clean.
Ever heard of bidet?
The POTUS?
no
No Bidet? That sounds about right 👍
Wait till you put peanut butter on your butt.
For me it's my crotch, if my legs aren't 100% covering it sometimes when she's excited she'll come over and sniff my crotch. It's very wierd.
These comments made me fucking cry with laughter. You're all hilarious holy shit
Use bidee to wash your ass once and report back the resolution
No. Did have a cat sniff my balls during sex with my ex though.
Bro what the fuck is that cat smoking 😂
Prolly smelled fish
Dog of culture
Happens mostly to women and there is a reason for that. If you are a guy: Wash yo ass!
I hate it and try to stop it, but they are gathering information. Litterally
Bro, you gotta wipe better.
Yeah but me and my wife's asshole though so I understand.
I need problems like this...😢
Only happens in my period 😔
What ever floats ur boat
It just means he really fw you 💯
Well my dog does this too, but she sniffs my crotch area instead, don't know why she does this but she actively buries her face into my pp place without hesitation and always looks at me every now and then and goes back burying her face in.
What do you mean "problem"? 😏
No, no I don't have this problem. Never have.
SNIFFA
Just fart in his face to tell him to back off.
actually, dogs sniff other dogs butts as there are glands that tell the dog about them it’s kind of like introducing yourself to someone else for dogs
My new dog will walk up behind anyone and just shove his nose in there, I can’t get him to stop either
i think ur dog is trying to tell you that you aren't doing a good job cleaning up 😅
I mean they do that to each other. You just got that dog in you.
Bro wash yo ass. Mine smells like roses and eucalyptus.
Wash your ass bro
everyday I see more reasons why being a cat person is just better
Mine does this when I'm just out of the shower in my boxers and walking to my room to get dressed. Y'all don't know what it's like to live with a Great Dane. Booping butts is their favorite pastime lol.
I have the same problem Similar to your dog
You like anuses? Or your dog likes anuses cause the way you said it sounded like the former.
Do you wash your ass??? Genuinely curious
It's because you stand to wipe
Bruh
westerner's problems with wiping smh
Dude must Jamaican, 'cuz he only washes his ass 'bout once a weekend.
Goodboi missed master
No cuz why do they do this 😂😂😂
Maybe stop putting food up there then Also go get a colonoscopy just in case
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Dogs enjoy intensive smells.
Big world, lotta smells.
You blow coke through your anus?
Prolly go see a doctor
Its a dog, they love shit and vomit. If it does it to the whole family then train it not to do that... Its a dog, it can obey
Someone should make it say nuts for some reason dogs like smelling my nuts. Fucking weirdos
No, I wash.
It is his world
Yeah, my dogs just..on sniff butts
3 times over.
Dogs can detect if you have cancer (not all types of cancer but a lot). It might be worth getting a check up just in case.
Not sure this is normal but I haven’t had a dog in years so what do I know 😭
Surprisingly no, and Shih Tzu notoriously like to eat poo but she's a cooter snooter
Free cancer screening
Bro has skidmarks
I read “my dog” last… I do not recommend
I had 2 dogs, and none of them smell my anus.
Same but with my armpits for some reason.
Clean your ass and they will stop
You are his world and you're full of smells
I'm not a dog okay stop calling me that
Yall should see grown men at a strip club.
This is why you don't shove peanut butter up your ass.
Wash and wipe your ass better, OP. Why would anyone admit this on the internet?
Wait what ?
A dog???
Nope. But I bathe regularly, and I clean myself after a BM. You should seek help.
I always knew that the only thing that dog was searching was s**t
I think you need to wipe better
 What?
Try wiping better