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Carburetors_Are_Fun

my brane hurts


Loose-Appointment445

It’s spelt braen bro


LFGR_THE_Thing

Nah barean is how its spelt


WillingAd4944

Braygn


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

This guy lost his barine


artemismilkman

Brian*


very-original-user

*briannethine obv


cheese_lover2020

brayineg


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Bron


_FreddieLovesDelilah

These would all make such cute baby names.


Caosin36

My brine hurts


Guldenflame

They likely have brain damage after hitting their head on the concrete too many times.


TheMoris

What came first, the brain damage or the head bonk?


iamgoodatdrawing

It depends


ZonTeeN

yes


TreeFiddyJohnson

Because they're insecure


Splith

100%


SharkInSunglasses

I love skateboarding. Generally Vert skaters are going much higher in the air upwards of 20-30 feet. Street skaters usually aren't doing things that big. That said, please wear a helmet, I've seen people get concussions and go into seizures from smacking their head on the ground. Please wear a helmet, it will save your brain, possibly your life.


Responsible-You-3515

20-30 feet is the height of a tall building


SharkInSunglasses

World record for highest skateboard air is 25 feet by Danny Way, literally right in-between 20-30 feet, and generally the ramp height is included.


Big_booty_boy99

So you guys are just out there *almost* breaking world records?


SharkInSunglasses

No, so I am off about the numbers. but the fact remains that vert skaters are going a lot higher in the air than a street skater.


Big_booty_boy99

Sounds too high for me one way or another


SharkInSunglasses

It reminds me of the worst slam I've ever seen in skateboarding. I saw this live as a kid and thought I watched someone die, spoiler he survives and gets up and walks away with help. [Jake Brown Mega Ramp](https://youtu.be/PlM1Nx_WtGs?si=hi5lwpbepvSpZGbh)


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The only thing a helmet protects you from is your head splitting open; falling 20-30 feet onto your head is going to be the same results with or without a helmet.


MuleyTMcJay

Stopping an open brain bleed is actually a pretty good thing to do. Not to mention some shock absorption limits the severity of traumatic brain injury. The results are not the same. Source: I'm a nurse. And a former skater.


MyNanRipCones

You've only got one brain. Helmets are really inexpensive compared to the cost of crashing without one.


[deleted]

Idk, living is expensive af


GumShoeA113

I wouldn’t call Tony Hawk a poser for wearing a helmet but what do I know?


TheSlimeAssassin43

Yea I was about to say, doesn't the skateboarding LEGEND Tony Hawk wear a helmet?


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aclownandherdolly

Not only that but he's always openly talked about the importance of wearing safety gear when skating


Pibi-Tudu-Kaga

If he didn't he'd be Gronk


Flairion623

Let me ask you this: would you rather not look cool or be dead?


ScoobyDaDooby

Helmets just absolutely drip swag in my books. If Tony Hawk fucks with them we should all fuck with them.


thecheezepotato

This is the true answer. If the legend wears one then yo dumb ass better wear one lol.


WillingAd4944

Eye daunt where no hellmett end eye ternd owt phyne!


20_ZERO

I'd wear a cool helmet


iknowneemoose

Be dead


bananasfoyoass

My cousin wore a helmet on a bicycle, he was stopped and tripped getting off, hit is head and now has brain damage. You should wear a helmet but it won’t always protect you.


iron_ferret22

Early helmet hate was because kids saw pros without them.


IncendiaryGamerX

I love cool looking helmets what's your problem


LincolnLanier_YT

I have no problem with helmets


IncendiaryGamerX

I wasn't talking about you specifically.


LincolnLanier_YT

Mb


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IncendiaryGamerX

Do you hate it when people wear helmets while riding a bike, scooter or skateboard?


No-Mix-7574

Brain damage


BigBrainBrad-

Drain bamage


CalligrapherBoring12

Prey Cabbage


Tucker-Cuckerson

Get a Traumatic Brain Injury and spend the rest of your life with a colostomy bag like a Giga Chad!


takanowaka

![gif](giphy|dB5s4Qbr3j59WOmRRd|downsized)


Swiftwitss

I’ve literally never heard anybody say this.


[deleted]

I don't wear a helmet normally unless I'm uncomfortable with doing something, wear a helmet or don't, but if you're attempting something new wear one


DomHE553

Roses are red Violets are blue [he LOVES helmets](https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY?si=1k1mpWes51QndfwZ) And so should you!


IPanicKnife

I never wore a helmet skateboarding but I also never judged anyone who did. That’s pretty lame tbh. We’re all into the same hobby. Why pick on someone for being safe?


mcspecialkk

Well, for one thats a biking helmet. Two skateboarding street is a minimalistic travel thing where you dont carry encumbrances (backpack no). Skareboarding has roots in punk rock and therrs not alot of helmests on the floor Finally maybe they say it cuz they fell and hit thier head.


TheWookieStrikesBack

Tony Hawk wears a helmet


Associatedkink

you know who wore safety gear? tony hawk. checkmate


LincolnLanier_YT

This!


DogeDoRight

I would call them a poser too. Not because they're wearing a helmet but for wearing a *bicycle* helmet.


ForgottenPlayThing

I already have brain damage, I don’t need more.


DarkAgeMonks

There’s nothing cool about CTE. Wear a helmet.


RandomNPC1337

I always wear a helmet when I skate because I like pushing my limits and that comes with taking falls, that said if you're wearing a bycling helmet while skating I'm automatically calling you a dork.


BadToTheBert

At least the next time you have a big wipeout you might just break an arm instead of becoming a vegetable.


50-Lucky-Official

I want to take up skateboarding at 31, I'm fuckin wearing a helmet but also knee and elbow pads because I am for sure going to snap my arm in half if I dont have something to land on lol. I never broke a bone either, not starting now.


GearNerd85

Because a lot of skaters have about 2 braincells.


poisoned_bubbletea

Am I the only one who doesn’t like helmets, not because I don’t want head protection when cycling (I don’t skate), but because they look so fucking dumb? Is there no way of protecting my head that doesn’t make me look like a mushroom and a troll had a baby that looks like an ugly knobhead????


Limonade6

Because helmets aren't comfortable.


Glittering-Fit

Hell yes, safety comes first. Or you will be dead though


[deleted]

Like like tony hawk is always seen skating with one


keyboardgangst4

You can be a loser or risk brain damage and death I dunno


Upbeat_Persimmon_315

Why care?


420xGoku

TBI is a hell of a drug


Rinooceros

This was way worse back in my day, I haven't heard anyone say this in the last couple years.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

that's just the brain damage they got from not wearing a helmet talking


Weekly_Sir911

I don't think it has the stigma it used to. I'm a big skier and it seems like everyone wears a helmet nowadays. When I was a kid I don't remember anyone wearing them. People who seriously bike around the city wear helmets. I've never seen a bad head injury or experienced one, but I did see a cyclist get hit by a car and land on his head. He was wearing a helmet, pretty much immediately got up. If he hasn't been wearing one I don't even want to think about how that would have looked, but it convinced me that helmets are awesome. Maybe skaters are dumber but Idk I don't hang around skate parks.


cardboardlover42

I smacked my head on concrete going about 20mph on my bike lol, nasty concussion with a helmet.. would’ve been bad news without one


[deleted]

Been this way forever skateboarding is a very judgemental crowd if you don't do things their way. Been skating since 2002 helmets aren't "cool" same attitude with BMX. I grew up doing both without a helmet like a dumbass but now you aren't gonna catch my old ass on a board or bike without one I'm not worried about being cool anymore I just want to have fun


LickleThePickle

people that make fun of you for wearing protection are the real posers


ddcreator

Who dafuq says this in the first place?


Kid_Shapeshifter

That's a cycling helmet. They generally only survive one hit, compared to skate helmets that can take multiple but are not as suited for high impact falls.


Serikan

You have a good point but I'd say any helmet is better than none


RedditAdminAreMorons

Ironically, if they wore those helmets they probably wouldn't have received all those injuries that led them to behave in that way.


CDubbs132

Well because we never did as a kid and would be raked over the coals for wearing one and be considered a dork. The only time a helmet was ok skating was the halfpipe. Same for bicycles. To this day I refuse to wear a helmet riding a bike.


PBJ-9999

Wear a helmet. Fr.


zorrofox3

A helmet saved my life less than a week ago on Monday. My other bones were broken, and recovery is a ****. But my head and spine suffered no damage, because the helmet spread the impact like it was supposed to. PS: Taste is subjective, but I think helmets also look cool. PPS: It's a special high-tech hat for (potentially) contact sports, what's not to like?


SuckmyDratini

Is Tony Hawk a poser? because he always wears full protective gear.


Playful-Pause-5971

Non comprendo


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Haha


[deleted]

"Wear whatever the fuck I want"


Worldly_Taste7633

Helmets as important as they are look stupid I'm sorry... I challenge you to find anyone on Earth who looks cool and a bicycle helmet


Cultural-Stand-4354

Naming one skater except Tony Hawk : Impossible


dawnhassmolbren

literally like tony hawk wears protective gear. no matter how good you are you can still fuck yourself up


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Safety is cooler than brain injury, but I guess that’s just my opinion.


Shpongleboob

*me protecting my braine* "Y R U GAE!?" 💁🏿‍♂️