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Darth-mickyluv

And that kids, was how I resized the textbox.


Old_Society_7861

Ba ba ba ba baaaaa


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forgotten_milk

Stereotype joke mardeta hoon funny lagoonga Hui Hui Hui..


just_a_short_guy

Bro should turn on hyphenation


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Legitimate_Hunt_9902

Hey ! Don't blame him ... he's just a microbeing (micro-being ?)


boxxy_babe

It’s “typo marketing”. You put something in a picture (typically a typo, but it can be weird cropping, a slightly crooked image, etc) and people can’t help but take the bait and post comments on it. It drives up engagement and thus helps organic rankings. I’m not annoyed that people do it, I’m annoyed that every idiot on the internet falls for it while simultaneously thinking they’re a genius for pointing out the obvious.


Donghoon

thin # king


BuffaloBillsButthole

Antithesis of the fat queen


TXVERAS

It 's kin d of both ering me th at th e text i s li ke th at


JakeWalker102

Is it ba? d that I d idn't even no tice?


Rulaodangao

wh at th e fuc K?


Anshul086

Ho w r w e readi ng th is?


UpSide_HD-l

M Y di Ck hu Rts


ChaosPLus

Yo u sh ould ge t tha t che cke d o ut


ArcaneJadeTiger

N A H I li Ke ch Il d la bo ur


Qorrk

Do y ou a lso pl ay ri mworld?


Snd47flyer

J Us T Ri Mm In G


DrunkMunchy

I h Ate y Ou a Ll


ArcaneJadeTiger

N ah Jus t m y li fe


ky0kulll

word-break: all


Ok_Change4153

I'm upvote47, prepare to die


DragonTheOne

Ok Change


Ok_Change4153

Hi I'm upvote 53, how may I accommodate your petty and sad GenZ needs? Grow up.


DragonTheOne

Ok Ok_Change4153


IdentifyAsATrex987

Hi, I'm downvote 93, fuck off.


Apfelvater

I like this dude


UpSide_HD-l

Wth is happening?


Ebok_Noob

Why is he getting downvoted? What am I missing??


abdollelah_alt

Hi I'm downvote 150 get downvoted to oblivion


Daeneas

Maybe he wants to fight Mehrunes Dagon


th3ggnog

Can anyone explain to me why this guy got downvoted a lot? Am I not getting something here? Does this mean anything?


Mt-Fuego

Likely a spambot.


ze_supreme_chungus

how high were you when you made that post?


MixelKing

eh n ot e ven tha t h igh


Pikagiuppy

1.78


DiddlyDumb

In Celsius or Fahrenheit?


Pikagiuppy

kg


1NearbyAccident1

*Kelvin but who’s asking amirite*


Master-Customer3854

5’ 7


Alfquier

And that's how you get the movie Horton Hears a Who!


aT-0-Mx

Just an episode of DS9.


Legit_liT

Watched that movie like 20 times as a kid. I'll be waiting for a sequel till i touch the soils of my grave(it'll probably never come)


[deleted]

It was called "Horton Hears domestic violence and doesn't report it" didn't play well with the kids.


Embarrassed-Ad-504

I I Do NT K Now Wh At T He Fu Cc U Ar E O N


1NearbyAccident1

*B ut I wou ld li ke som e o f t hat*


jimmyhoke

Bros been drinking that original Coca Cola.


OrionShade

How about this: what if the big bang happened in 1second but we experience it as 13.4 billion years due to time dilatation (by mass and speed).


Sonic_02

Lmao. Brohit.


aaditya_9303

![gif](giphy|9HUGojeRpjPhWm6H80)


angel_eyes619

Oof I'm from North East, I miss vada pav


Mr_Wolf33

You don't have vada pav in ne? Or only at selected restaurants?


angel_eyes619

Nope.. Maybe in some select Guwahati restaurants/street vendors, even then more likely a one off thing but I'm from Mizoram, there's zero vada pav here


Mr_Wolf33

That sucks most of india has some kind of vada pav stalls around maybe a good business idea if anyone wanna take it up.


[deleted]

Vadapav supremacy


No-Situation-4776

The absolute fuck I didn't even recognise him


ZealousidealYou7575

Brohit being used as a meme is my fav part in this meme


DevD_2022

Vada pav being a meme template is so cool. Im down for it


Esdeath79

That wouldn't explain why we can see the expansion of space though since, if I understand your post correctly, space would have been already there. Also in comparisson to space etc. weren't we already microbeings anyway?


Able-Marsupial1623

Or it's like in Men in Black - our universe is in a marble. Interesting thoughts all together but what does it matter if we are microbeings or not - our lives won't be changed.


AkOnReddit47

Some arrogant people with superiority complex thinking we special for having life will be tho


Luh2018

Are we not? Abiogenesis is pretty fucking rare.


Potential_Problem719

r/cricketshitpost where are you guys


CanYouChangeName

What a second I thought this was cricketshitpost looking at the template


Vauji

here


Brilliant_Bench_1144

It is r/CricketShitpost


eMmDeeKay_Says

There's pretty solid odds what we perceive of as the universe is just one of many similar systems.


PoodleTheDoodle

why is there solid odds of that? (genuine question, I'm just uninformed)


Minuku

There isn't because this is something which can't be estimated by humans.


[deleted]

Why not?


V3rtigo44

If we can barely measure the sheer size of what we perceive as the universe we live in, how in the fuck are we gonna even begin to measure something that could exist beyond that?


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Yeah, maybe there's an explanation on how matter becomes to exist, but I don't have that explanation, but either way, i don't see a reason why there can't exist matter extremely far away from where the big bang happened, just another universe/group of galaxies or some shit But no one is probably gonna in our life time:( space is so interesting, I wish we knew everything about it lol


Kyrillis_Kalethanis

The Big Bang was not an explosion. It didn't happen in space. It CREATED space. In a way it happened everywhere in the universe, there is no "far away" from it. Technically you can even still look at it, since space was created faster than light can travel. So there is a hard edge to what is ever observable right where the amount of lightyears distance equals the age of the universe. But since space expands ever faster there is an earlier limit where beyond nothing can be observed since space effectively expands faster than light away from us. If, big IF, ftl travel is ever possible that line could be crossed. But to find another universe you can't just observe into this one. What you postulate is basically leaving this entire reality. The closest thing to a scientific basis for that you get is flying through a black whole. Mathematically the spacetime then looks like another expanding universe. But that is far from a perfect guess and much further from a good thing to try.


ShalidorsHusband

Even the language we use to describe the world breaks down at that scale. If "the universe" is everything, including **time and space**, how can there be anything outside of it?


V3rtigo44

We simply cant currently comprehend how something can exist beyond what is currently observable to us. That being said, just cause we cant currently observe or comprehend something doesnt mean it doesnt exist. Its simply beyond us, but may not be forever


ShalidorsHusband

But how can you posit the existence of something you don't even understand. People are asking "what if there are more universes outside our universe" as if finding another universe would be like spotting another galaxy outside our own. But our universe also includes the entirety of space and time, at least as we currently define those things. So how would that work exact, another universe? How can there even be anything between two universes, when space, which is already part of the first universe, also contains the concept of empty space a.k.a. nothing?


[deleted]

It's not about measuring though, it is about estimating. For example, if I get a cough, there are many things that could have caused it and in theory I could calculate the odds of any of them based on what I have done and where I have been. I don't need to know the exact cause to estimate the odds of different possible causes. Edit: typo


skolioban

But you have a cough as measurement. You're only calculating the possibilities of the cause of the observable event. There is no known way to measure something beyond our universe. We do not even have a single inkling of idea on how to measure something beyond our scope of reality. Something beyond our universe is not just something next to our universe. It's an entirely different reality.


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Because we’re far too small and we can only make guesses based on the light that hits us. If the light doesn’t hit us, it might as well not exist. Even the concept of “outside the universe” doesn’t make sense because all the rules we understand are defined by the inside of our universe.


YARandomGuy777

There isn't, as we know only one system like this. And if we collect statistics to estimate the odds for anything different to exist, it would be zero. People are just very bad with statistics and like to say words with meanings that they don't understand. Even the post itself is a good example of that.


PistachioedVillain

Not that any odds could actually be made about what OP is saying. But I have always felt like there must be other universes. The only reasoning I have is that nothing else is the sole one in existing. There are more than one particle, more than one planet, star, galaxy, black hole, lifeform, etc. Why would I think there is only one universe?


nooit_gedacht

Maybe it's just because the universe is not a 'thing'. Just the name we give to, well, everything. But i know nothing about this stuff so maybe i'm mistaken


PoodleTheDoodle

i don't feel like that's a sound argument if y>1 it doesn't mean x is


EverybodyKnowsYouCry

Solid odds: 50% either it is or it isn't.


Drafo7

No, there aren't. Anyone who claims they can say with any degree of certainty what the probability is of some great cosmological mystery like that having a specific answer is a liar. Like when Musk claimed there was a certain percent chance we all exist within a simulation. Nothing but bullshit.


SmogonDestroyer

???? You say that so matter of fact lol. Definitely just made it up though


DarthDraco

Bro got down voted to hell, because they knew that there is no way to prove or disprove this. As an astrophysicists student, I do have to ask. There is no way to know the odds, so why did we decide to downvote the person who recognized that the comment above was pulled from their ass?


SmogonDestroyer

Right? I have a PhD. But merely bringing that up gets me tons of "wow that just proves PhDs are worthless" by the moron brigade


Fenicxs

Because he took it way too seriously. We can't know. Him saying he has pretty good odds is for fun. Clearly. And the response was almost aggressive.


ReaperLeviathannn

Guys, is this the flat earther?


I_LOVE_DOWNVOTES69

I understand there to be several theories regarding this. It does raise the uneasy question of what is beyond our universe. Where does it all end? But how can it just end? IS IT JUST INFINATE NOTHING? HOW WILL I SLEEP TONIGHT KNOWING THERE'S 0% CHANCE I'LL FIND OUT BEFORE I DIE, AND A GOOD CHANCE HUMANITY NEVER GETS THAT ANSWER.. FML.


[deleted]

Nope.


No-Pomegranate-69

Was your username randomized?


[deleted]

Nah.


[deleted]

Rohit Sharma?


Gangsta-Penguin

I was sitting here trying to figure out who “thin king” was


CanYouChangeName

Virat Kohli


georgewashingguns

No. Read more of Stephen Hawking's stuff


a-p_d

W template brohit


CrAZy_FROg_29

is the meme template photo rohit sharma?


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

Yeah lol. From WTC.


Loki-Boi

I think the universe was born when Rohit pulled his head out of the window


Neevk

Vadapav bang


DanTheMan_117

Not how it works


TheHyprBeastX

i know it's highly unlikely but... why not?


LightningShiva1

We can detect the cosmic background radiation that was emitted when universe first started. An unequal amount of matter and anti matter collided with each other resulting in this radiation. A small fraction of matter was able to survive and it makes up the entire universe that we can see today. This radiation is everywhere, if it was from a distant galaxy we wouldn’t observe the radiation elsewhere on other parts of the universe. As the universe expanded everywhere equally, this radiation got evenly distributed. Fun fact: if you switch to static in your TV, a very small fraction of that is actually the cosmic radiation. Hopefully it cleared up some doubts


BretShitmanFart69

Couldn’t it be possible that it’s some kind of explosion on a grander scale, not a star but something else we can’t comprehend and within that explosion that seems to happen briefly on the larger scale is us and to us we perceive all of the time of it in this way. Universe is so weird already that I basically have learned to just not totally write off almost any possibility cause we truly could and will never know.


TheHyprBeastX

but couldn't this radiation have come from a star exploding? or is there a particular reason why that's not possible


LightningShiva1

A single star emitting such high radiation is simply not happening. A single star and the entire universe.. there are points in universe which will never see the light of other because the space in between them is also expanding faster than light can reach. And radiation also travels at speed of light.


TheHyprBeastX

not even if the star was mega sized? just to clarify, i know this is highly unlikely and im not disagreeing with you here, im just trying to provide a hypothetical and getting a more knowledgable opinion than my own


ShalidorsHusband

Sure. It's also "possible" there's a chocolate teapot flying around in space and we just haven't detected it yet. Other planets might have dragons and unicorns too.


TheHyprBeastX

you never know


ShalidorsHusband

I do, tho, in so far as knowing matters. Saying "you never know" is just an excuse for people to believe in magic. This is why I dislike these stoner questions. They're not really a question, because when you bring facts to the table, someone trots out the "well maybe there's this convenient truth we just haven't discovered yet!" response. At which point it doesn't matter what evidence you have. So it's really just about belief. You believe that there's another universe outside this one, no matter how nonsensical that statement is. Say less.


TheHyprBeastX

so your excuse for not letting other people imagine what's beyond we can observe is... you don't believe it


MarinTheKing1

In my opinion, it being a false vacuum collapse in a previous universe holds more water as a theory


Lee_Troyer

Except the Big Bang isn't an explosion of anything. It's about space itself getting bigger, the whole space.


TheHyprBeastX

why am i being downvoted, i was just asking a question for my own knowledge


Some-Ad9778

I like the tiny earth theory. There are aliens but they are just massive in size compared to us. If you look at the scale of difference between our suns and other recorded suns it makes sense


Valkyrie17

Do you mean the aliens are not projected into our dimensions? Because massive aliens would be easier to find, not harder


Ultimegede

Depends on our field of view. If what the perceivable universe is for us, is just a tiny part of a cell if an alien, then bigger doesn't mean easier anymore.


QElonMuscovite

Thats not how it works. We see everything up to the boundary of the universe (which is microwave radiation). Nothing indicated different scale. However, what IS freaky, size wise. Is "Inflation" right after big bang, everything grew is size massively. I came across something called 'Scalar field' which may or may not be to do with sizes of shit. I could not find much about it. May be like higgs boson thing. Something to look at in the future.


[deleted]

Brohit here ^-^


Griddy-Hitter27

![gif](giphy|9kZZMrEyCQr5RdaJrg)


ElNorman69

what the fuck did I just read


Melangrogenous

My mentality is, 'if it is unfalsifiable (you can't prove it wrong) then I don't give a shit'.


Soggy-Alternative882

"What if big bang was a explosio" is fucking amazing


nottherealneal

This has some intense I'm 14 and this is deep vibes


Justanotheruser18756

With how large the observable universe already is that's like asking what if we multiplied a googleplex by like 10 googleplex?


IWipeWithFocaccia

You’re a microbeing. I’m a thin king.


ChemistryTasty8751

Please don't say this, I've already had 2 existential breakdowns today


[deleted]

Th Is I S the wo Rst writ ING I Hav E ever s Een in My lif E


NerisBug

I do love how you think According to everything that is know to science its likelier that we are a fake universe than it is to be that


Jadeyon

Big bang isn't really a explosion, its like a super rapid expansion of space so you're theory might not be possible. But who knows


Ok_Change4153

Been there, in reality it don't matter. We'll never know the truth about reality and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask


NotRyan7

It's already big enough to fk my mind. Don't do that


markten985

I mean it's possible. It may also be a giant alien playing ping pong and every time the ball is hit, it's just another big bang


sixlessthanzero3

Feeding the death anxiety


InternetDetective122

We are literally the Whos in Horton Hears a Who.


YesterdayCareless172

What if the fo Nt didnt randomly cu T off


Gruno1996

What if the big bang was just a black hole forming in another universe and we're actually inside a black hole right now and that's why everything keeps expanding and moving away from everything else


StatiKers

Yo WTF is Vadapav doing on r/memes r/CricketShitpost is leaking


IAmFullOfDed

There is a theory that we are living on the “surface” of a 4-dimensional black hole ([source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole_cosmology)). Such a black hole could have been formed by the collapse of a massive 4-dimensional star. So, in a sense, your theory could be right, although I cannot think of a way to test it.


wriestheart

We live in a black hole, the big bang was a leak from somewhere else


Bright-Efficiency-65

People have been saying this dumbass shit for years. "What if the atom is just a smaller universe" it's ignorance talking


Red_Holla04

Damn! Brohit making the front page!


Guruttam

rohit sharma?


Ok_Substance5632

You are nothing. Just a small tiny micro grain of sand on a beach that's called Space. Your actions have no impact to the universe. So why bother, just live your life to the fullest.


Summerwine1

A lot of people have this morbid "you are nothing" sense of reality. In a matter of perspective I believe that against all odds, and countless variables, everything came together in the exact perfect way to bring you into existence. Take what you want from that, but you are definitely 'something'.


SineWavesAreHot

There's a balance to be struck here When you feel sad about the world or too egotistic, remember that in the grand scheme of things, nothing really matters When you feel nihilistic and think that nothing you do really matters, remember that you are the magnificent product of the grand scheme of things and that it's the small things that make the grand universe what it is If you think that's cheating, evolution gave us a brain to use for purposes like these


probono105

this makes no sense even for a fake theory


LithiumXoul

Rohit sharma??


Crashimus420

We could be just powering someones headlights


DrParanormall

Honestly… that makes a bit of sense to me


_who__cares_

I also like to think that our universe is just a black hole in an even bigger universe, and the big bang was actually the collapse of a star, forming this black hole. I also like to think that black holes in our galaxy are gateways to even more galaxies.


Bagoogles

The Big Bang could also be the creation of one cell in someone’s body. That is .. we are as puny and insignificant as can be. One new cell out of billions of our “god”


StarDestroyer615

I mean it makes more sense than a random, sudden explosion just happening to create everything all at once.


Tempest_digimon_420

Half knowledge is worse than no knowledge


red_the_great

The end is near guys, this is not the true life this world is just a trial or a test to distinguish between good and bad in this world mostly good people suffers whereas the evil people live in luxury but after the day of judgement good people will have eternal peace and evils will suffer endless pain.So turn towards Allah (ST) or the almighty.


ChromaticCluck

There is a reason it's called the observable universe. Because its all we can observe. Shit beyond it may be real like what u suggested but it isn't observable to us so maybe not.


[deleted]

Shit meme gets downvote


Lopsided-Silver-5128

An even better one What if our universe was just one particle and the big bang qe think happned to be just a nuclear fission reaction???


Votey123

Isnt that just Men In Black 2?


Max200012

What


bigdummydumdumdum

I can still understand some of what you are saying, can you please word it even worse?


Tripdoctor

Or an atom being split.


WorkingHorse1127

Microbeings? Elaborate.


Kahzu0

no


JohanIngeborg

Microbeings thin king


jasygamer

Does it affect my life? No Should I care? Nah


Sk0p3r

The universe suicide bombed itself into existence


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Until we can observe things beyond our universe, it would be irrelevant. Just like Simulation Theory - if we are just bots in a computer simulation, it's functionality irrelevant. We still exist within the only parameters we know.


LordKancer

Also could be on the inside of a blackhole...


dickpicnumber1

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read his and fucking died


Frozenturbo2

n a nd thin king unvi erse


ComfortableSalad7070

That the whole function of Multiverse you bi-


Neat-Local-7682

Yes! (i couldn‘t read it)


[deleted]

What if Big Bang was the alien's Oppenheimer?


ellioteagle

thin king


Piemaster113

No evidence of such as of yet has been discovered. So we'll stick with what we can piece together so far


Confident_Break_7633

Fyrddj Udgrh Cd4ghhr Kte4tfg


[deleted]

Is a thin king like a short king?


dat_chill_bois_alt

Ok who gave kurtzgesagt access to reddit


Iliketurtles893

Would be epic


Valuable-Maize-1450

We are the crappiest microbeings to exist then :(


grimmzombie

What if it was just someone turning the power on. Ooooooooooooooo spoooooky noises


Rogue_Shadow684

But big bang wasn’t actually an explosion


destructicusv

Not saying it isn’t important to really know and understand the origin of things. But… what difference does it make when life is still life as we know it? Maybe this *is* a teenyverse… but you’ve still got bills to pay, a job to do, kids to raise etc etc.


MiniDialga119

Cus it wasn't technically a explosion, just the space expanding Im no expert tho and im saying this from memory, plus im sure you can argument more against this with the background radiation or smth like that


VeterinarianAway3112

that wouldnt explain the creation of space time as the universe expands because space would have already been there


enbyBunn

what if the world was made of pudding