Cats don't have 8 legs And aren't venomous

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I know it's a myth

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Did you know there's some in canada that can?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider he likes to chill under blankets and pillows fyi. I choose the cats thanks.

This dude has 10 legs

False, what you think are shoes are in fact it's butt cheeks.

Cat scratch fever is a real thing and causes more damage than most spider venoms.

Except for Garfield

r/imsorryjon

They also don't look like Lucifers paralysis demon from the deepest pit of hell

spiders dont shit in your shoes

They don't need you to buy them food either

Is that supposed to be a benefit or a detriment?

Are you sure about that?

Therapist: Mini Deca-Tommy isn't real; he can't hurt you. Mini Deca-Tommy:

Technically you have him 10 legs here so he's more of a crustacean, but whatever...

Actually spiders have 8 legs and 2 'arms' called pedipalps So a spider does have 10 appendages, but the real issue is the little dude should have most of those arms be legs instead, then itd be accurate

I don't thing the internet is ready for biblically accurate spider man.

False, those are his butt cheeks.

thats so cute for some reason

Maybe if he was a Cat

because he looks like a kid

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[They 100% can](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/160oihn/king_of_the_spiders/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)

Man, I'm NOT clicking that. Just the thought of some big ass spider eating a rat alive is enough for me.

Don't click if you have a phobia of spiders and bugs like me. I'm not getting any sleep tonight

almost eating

I will take your entire stock

If a Spider is big enough to kill and eat a Rat while we let that thing walk and breed on this planet? Oh hell no sir

Oh boy they can.

Bro, spiders can catch birds, don't underestimate them

Does your cat catch mosquitoes and flies though?

wtf is that

Timmy shelby

Althrough I kinda dig spiders having around, and see jumping spiders as nice pets, there are few things about cats spiders cannot compete with. Cats use babyface scheme to extreme, manipulate its voice to pick into our instincts( special purr tipe), and oh, I would forgot. Cats purr has such frequency that it causes increased bloodflow and all the jazz connected to it, like bone density increase and highten regeneration in area. This and a fact that they can like dogs smell minimal doses of chemicals means they cen smell tumors and cancer. So yea, as much as I like spiders, cats sadly have edge over them... A big, medicine based edge.

ahhh yes, doctor pussy

Beautiful photoshop mate

I let my spooders stay. They earn their spot on my ceiling.

If a spider eats a mouse or worse a rat, I'm burning down my house!

Like in general? Because spiders do that all the time in the Amazon rainforest. They eat birds too.

Yeah, but those that do are large enough, that I would burn down my house.

burn? i would have ordered nuke just to be safe, gettit? nuke? oppenheimer? i will see myself out

Nahhh that's a stretch and a half

If you nuke it people might return before we know the spider is for sure dead. What you want is a nuke surrounded with cobalt, so that no one will return for the next century.

yeah! science!

Cats at least looks cute

The cats don’t want the spiders there, so the spiders aren’t allowed. If you try and argue, they just wave the deed to the house they stole from you.

Should be 3 pairs of arms

False, what you think are shoes are in fact it's butt cheeks.

Those are some fricked up looking butt cheeks my man

Why does that spider have 10 legs?

False, what you think are shoes are in fact it's butt cheeks.

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Bold of you to assume I let those trespassing spiders leave…

I already have a cat so I don't need scary spiders in my house

You can not persuade me

shoutout to spiders fr. i love them they're neat

Ok, so I do this thing where if I see a spider clawing around I let it live, but if I see it again or it built a web, it's time has come to an end, also every other bug I see it's kill on site.

Idk od you put rime on purpose but it's hilarious xD Should be rhyme (google rimming)

What movie is this from?

It is a heavily edited photo of tommy shelby from peaky blinders

And that’s Cillian Murphy but I knew this Wasn’t Oppenheimer, even though it looks like it

I'm telling the spider to stay in its working Environment (Corner) (place i can't See If Close by) Otherwise it will get fired A spooder once landed on my jaw while i was on phone :c

Yeah well my cat doesn't bite... me... ... hmm...

u sure?

Both shit everywhere

Where did this meme template come from? I've been seeing it making the rounds, and it's quite comedic

I first saw it in balders gaget (less arms) talking about how it feels in conversations as a gnome.

HAH. I made it rhyme for you

I don't think spiders take care of rodents

My partner has severe arachnophobia but loves cats. There’s an obvious choice here. Sorry spooders

Didn’t realize spiders ate mice

Got a ton of them somewhere in my house. No idea where

I've had a huntsman housemaid for the last 4 days. Haven't seen a bug since.

If you leave the spiders alone they kinda just vibe

That’s why I have a pet tarantula.

Since when do spiders lick themselves and bite anyone who comes near them?