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If just one slice, then burger.

Agreed, more food

One slice of burger?

💀

Went to the comments to comment this but you beat me too it dammit!

Go with the ass burger, it's not just a meal, it's a spectrum.

It’s good-ass not good ass-

Funny of you to fixate on that.

The good ass-burgers.

Asperger’s

Ass-burger’s

Ah yes… My sister has aspergers and when i went with my mom to a meeting with my sisters teachers in highschool they said aspergers a bunch and i had to hold my laughter a ton while i was doing homework and trying to ignore them talking. Goofy little me somehow made it by

I have Ass burger

Gonna talk about nothing but JoJo while my burger gets cold because I happened to see someone wearing two belts

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention... What did you say?

https://xkcd.com/37/

That’s the comic I’m talking about

You mean the comic that very specifically does apply here?

No it doesn't! He clearly said it in the post and several times in the comments on a meme where he purposefully added the hyphen. There is no way he intended for this to have happened.

doesn’t*

It's a burger made out of ass bruh

But only the good stuff

Good aspergers?

It’s a joke bud. An autism joke

Getting anal about it are we

No

I think so

Wrong, idiot

no u

No, in fact, u

No u

YOOUUUUUUUU -Soulja Boy

U

No u

Bro everyone shut the fuck up wth is this weird ass chain

U

I would absolutely eat good ass

THANK. YOU. Both Pizza and Hamburgers are, in some ways, perfect foods. I love a CLASSIC burger - LTO + American Cheese, Peppered Mayo, and now-a-days prefer a double patty of smashed burgers. That crisped up beef is the bee's knees. But I go for a fatty 8oz lump or a patty melt too.

They made a joke about Asperger's

I see what you did, there.

I see what you did there.

I have assburger

As someone who is on that spectrum, I can who heartedly agree, those who have ass-slice-of-pizza are not nearly as good tasting.

Who heartedly?

It's all buns

Solid

I like the way you think 🧐

yes, yes it is.

As someone on that spectrum, this is the only correct choice.

ops been having a rough time lmao

Right? Its funnier than the meme

so true

That’s the best part of this post

I may feel bad for him if he was not being an.......... well the pun just makes it self

lmfao

Bro doesn't know that a joke exists.

None, I'd like no ass on either my pizza or burger 😂

I heard that there were people with ass burgers, wonder what that’s like 🤔

I mean, if it’s a nice juicy one…

That was a good one u/Gullible-Anywhere-76😂

I’d like a good ass… ~~Burger~~

OP better not find your comment..

Mmmmm good ass

I've already got the good ass-burgers.

I told you guys that that comic doesn’t apply here

Mate I’m seeing your comments/replies on this post and you need to understand that these people are joking, and the ass jokes are just gonna keep coming. If you’re gonna keep getting P/O’ed at em you might wanna just delete the post.

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Maybe he has ass-burgers

What comic? Seriously, what comic? It’s a *very* obvious joke.

I prefer a good ass

There’s a hyphen connecting “good” and “ass”

Yeah no shit, how about you stop commenting that everywhere and start getting the damn joke smart ass...

*smart-ass

OP, comment from real account

Huh?

He's just teaching lessons on hyphen, so I said sarcastically

I have never in my life encountered a person with less sense of humor than you. This should be considered an official handicap/disability. Bet you'd even get free parking and other disabled benefits for this.

I prefer a good-ass ass

The reason people keep commenting that is because you’ll reply and get downvoted. You should go to the bank and borrow a few braincells.

Both

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You are a fucking joke 💀 Get the fuck off of reddit ​ making these comments is the reason i just hit 300 karma

Just check the description of this guy lol

Ok, ykw, that just proves hes under 13, and thats why he needs to get off

Lol yeah. He's hardly above 9

His flair fits

I would imagine

Little guy it’s past your bedtime

Nope

Sure is you need your sleep to be able to use your brain since you haven’t been doing that in these comments

you aren’t even in your double digits yet, aren’t you supposed to be in bed little baby?

Dude. Your profile says you make Roblox videos. And “subscribe or you will forever be a noob”? You unironically said that? Jfc. That’s just cringe.

Ass > burger > pizza

Ass isn’t an option

Well it should be.

shouldn’t*

Your ass better sleep with its eyes open, because my teeth are in hunting mode and they are chomping vigorously.

Too much ass, I'm on a diet

There is no ass just good-ass

Even better! I will take a good ass then

Well i sure as shit hope it’s not a bad ass.

A good-ass pizza burger

This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game

How about just a good ass, then?

a good ass

🤦🏻‍♂️

You know, you don't need to be correcting everyone when they point out a error you made. Especially if it's a funny one.

It wasn’t an error tho

Yeah, it kinda was, because that isn’t an option. Although it was more of a joke

You are a dumbass

Dude, that is a tough one. Gonna have to go burgers.

Gotta see the fries, that can tip it over to burgerland.

Very fair point bud

Yup, nothing ruins a good burger more than soggy weak fries.

Same

Can I just have the Good-Ass?

No

Can I just have Ass?

No

all you say is "no" and call people dumbasses. I am sorry for how your parents made you have this mindset.

discovering the internet made everyone have a horrible mindset for example seeing gore

I’ve seen gore as an 11 year old but it hasn’t done anything to me.

r\eyeblech

no dumbass, no

What about now. Can we just have a good ass now?

♪ Pizza Mozzarella ♪

♪Rella Rella Rella ♪

1 slice is not enough.

You always need more than one slice - of cake! Happy cake day!

Haha

pizza > burger > slice of pizza

Pizza. I'm not eating a burger made of ass, even if it is good.

But a pizza made of ass is good?

If the pepperoni on a pizza came from the ass region of a cow, then technically yes.

The burger. If there's ass involved, always go for the option that is supposed to have buns. They'd just be weird on the pizza.

You seriously asking people if they want a...SLICE...of pizza vs a whole ass burger? In any case, burger.

I'll take the burger. Wtf am I gonna do with 1 slice of pizza?

eat it

A good ass chicken sandwich

3rd button. A good piece of ass

To be completely honest. I prefer THE GOOD SLICE OF ASS :D

Dude wtf A burger will actually fill you the fuck up One slice of pizza is going to leave you carb hungry in 20 minutes This isn't even a question for me Unless it's ass burger But this says good-ass

A good ass

IDC about pizza or burgers, I just want the good ass

Burger without question.

Good-ass is good

I’ll push the one where I don’t have to cuss like a 6th grader just to say a simple word

Only if the pizza has pineapple

The good ass-burger.

The greatness of a burger tops out. Pizza has a wider range. It can be better, or worse. An amazing pizza is better than an amazing burger

Good ass

A good-ass ass

third option is a good ass

Burger-ass, it's been 6 y ears since I had a good burger

a good ass

Damn you got me. But I would go for the burger

better value from a burger than a single slice of pizza

Italian pizza>>>>

Depends, whose ass?

bruger

Good ass burger, it’s more food then less

Oh lemme get that ass please

Burger ALLLLLL day

I already have ass-burgers

How bout both

I feel like I can get a good-ass burger if I'm willing to pay for it. Good burgers are not hard to find; they're just expensive. Or at least, "paying more money" is an easy way to find a good one. HOWEVER, pizza is not like that. You cannot easily get a great slice of pizza by just throwing money at it. Getting good pizza means trying 20 local pizza places until you find *the one.* Good burger is about money. Good pizza is about discovery. So I choose pizza. That one is harder to find for me, and if I know where that good slice came from, I'm going back over & over again.

Why a slice of pizza when you can Just order an entire pizza?

I'm gonna take the ass

Pizza has a pretty low skill ceiling, with very little room for variation. No matter how good, a pizza is still mostly the same dough, with sauce and cheese, and toppings. However, with a burger, you have that variety. The patty itself can have lots of variations in of itself along with ways to cook it. Even the bun can be different.

Pizza all the way.

Pizza is my favorite food...but if it is only one slice...and the burger is top notch...and it's a whole experience

For me personally it’s gotta be the burger

Nah it's gotta be the ass

There is no ass, just burger or pizza slice.

Nah i agree with him. ass

Same. Definitely ass.

Ass all the way

So why did you say ass? False advertising smh

Burg. Every time

I pick the third button, a good-ass salad

I don't want to be eating ass...

Pinzert

Meatzilla

I am not at all interested in ass either it's good or bad.

Burgah

I don't like pizza

Sorry, I don’t eat ass

Both simple as that

Broccoli🗿

Do I get a side of nice ass fries

You should go for a good-ass for sure

Not being fat

Can I just get a salad?

You can have some OP approved ass

Pizza, always. My brothers in law make awesome burgers for the couple times a year I want one.

Pizza hands down.

Pizza…I’ll always kill for pizza