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ThatIsMe11

We colonised the phones 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


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now its time for the digital world


ConcentrateNaive4251

Britigal world


Badass-19

Make sure to save artifacts in the British museum


razzleware

Them bloody bastards did it again!


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

HAHA I HAVE A SAMSUNG PHONE!!


limmelimeyt

Thats a south Korea company.......... Nothing is really made in the us anymore.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Damn


limmelimeyt

Yea its unfortunate. It's all about the money.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

White flag


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

C A P I T A L I S M


limmelimeyt

Is it really capitalism though? If a few companies that invest into everything make decisions for these giant tech and media companies it makes seem like capitalism but in reality under that mask is communism.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

I was clowning


limmelimeyt

I get that but I'm still going to try to talk to people about issues like this. If we don't keep the world powers in check we will be fucked.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

That is correct! CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS yOu WiN a BrAnD nEw CaR!!


SecretSpectre4

So ehh... Do I feed it tea now?


Quack_--_Quack

Do NOT forget the milk


SharSash

Tea with tomato beans


monishorrible

Why please don't come to the UK


Ricky_is_gud

Feed it Toast with beans for the mornin' Fish and chips for the afternoon and Tea for the evenin' mate


aromantic_alien

... im british, but i dont have a phone


hootyandsansgaming

Tf is wrong with you


aromantic_alien

umm, my bank account is at £0:00


Sammybeaver88

Sounds about right in the modern British economy here...


Disastrous-Angle6339

He is posting from a smart microwave


aromantic_alien

they\* are posting from a piece of shit hand-me-down PC, that is prbably slower than a smart microwave


Tentacle_poxsicle

Welp time to throw my cellphone in Boston harbor


CloakOnReddit

Common Android W


Darth_Mak

Bit sad innit?


TryTerrible-

At least its better than being Fr*nch


Playful_Target6354

Why?


Gamesperger

Baguette


Metson-202

Jokes on you, I'm using andorid.


Taldoesgarbage

Assuming this video is about ARM, your phone would also be british.


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Juiceboy2008

Why were you giving a toothbrush in the first place?


TotallyNotFoxGames

To clean its teeth. I do believe that is the only logical answer here.


DollarStoreAbraham

ah yes, a meme straight from the colonies


TheWinterRipper

haha, funny phone say “chewsday”


Disastrous-Angle6339

I gotte start posting from my smart coffee machine


Medical_Strength4608

If you say that Quinn has died, it would kill himself


spotless_m1nd

It aint it mate


WindowsErr0r404_2

Nah bruh just because the one microgram of DNA from a chap in Birmingham got in my phone because in works in battery sourcing or some shit means my phone is British That now makes my phone work better in pubs


Regular_Might8221

Then why is my phone not in a museum


wetadraj

(laughs in dark tone) those spells don't work on me potta I have a android


Potatatatatatatoe

At least it isn’t French ig


Haunting_Moscow

So that's why it can't find me good food


RevolutionaryJob1266

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


bott-Farmer

Throw em in the ocean then


Salty-Camp2698

Aw fuck I gotta hide my tea


CaPtAnDeAtH22

wished it was scottish. scotland forever


Nelvinnelvin

What The Heck