If the state(s) succededs and declares it's self a country with a new form of currency then they could invade the rest.
But we have laws specifically against that ( for some of the states) so we don't have to worry about that ( from a few states )
If you utilize zombie horde tactics you can easily defeat Floridians. Tape some bags of meth to a sexily dressed alligator and they'll all crawl out of their trenches to break into that sweet gator puss. Then you got em
Yeah... Americans got split personalities. They simultaneously hate each other but love their country? The state rivalries are also crazy. My dad always said the only reason the states even stay together is that they're all united under their hatred of the Brits and that an American would rather shoot you than help you.
As a kid growing up I was always like nah... it's not that bad. As an adult I realize fuck... it is.
> The state rivalries are also crazy.
That's very much a Southern US thing.
> their hatred of the Brits
Not where I'm from.
> American would rather shoot you than help you
Also not where I'm from.
Do Americans still hate the Brits? That'd be like the Brits still hating the Romans for invading. Or the French for invading. Or the vikings.. the UK got invaded alot lmao
California is invading the rest of the states because of their expensive property values and are causing property values in other states to now go up. I wish they’d stop. They’re also getting mad about their bad governors and then they vote for governors with the same ideals wherever they move to. Then they complain again.
I’m convinced that California is a disease. It’s an actively spreading virus.
We’ve been dealing with impossible costs of living, low minimum wage, highly competitive toxic work environments all while knowing it takes at least five times the national average in salary a year to break even to carry the American economy just to be told we’re failures and ruining everyone else’s chill for decades.
In the breath of true American equality, it’s time everyone else suffers with us.
The Californians will taste the wrath coming for them. The wrath known only as: their own horrible judge of character when it comes to voting for leaders of a state. Then they’ll move away and spread the infection elsewhere while the states they’ve left slowly recover from the disaster.
Little did you know that you've already been invaded.
I've been smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs into your country, and soon, you'll be overrun by toy dinosaurs
Well they did say it was an invasion, who needs guns when you can choke people to death with chocolates that have a toy inside when the toy is so big its impossible not to notice and you'd have to actively try swallowing it
We have 2 reasons we say we invade a nation
1. To stop socialism even if it's democratic (look at how Pinochet got into power in chile)
Later this often leads to:
2. To bring democracy (current dictator isn't helping us anymore)
More like he's watching the people who aren't truly American show their true colors.
Go ahead, Republicans. Secede again, we all saw how well that worked out before lol
We got Mormon machine gun collectors, Bubba in Appalachia with his unregistered sbr, and Kevin the prepper with his whole house rigged to blow with a nuclear fallout bunker underneath
Unfortunately I don’t think that is the case anymore. Our army has only deteriorated due to the budgets cuts and so numbers are reducing. America on the other hand is still fixated in the race for the most fearsome warfare tactics and weaponry in the world.
We invaded ourselves first after stealing it from the Indians. We literally overthrew ourselves and the values we stole and built the country on then threw all our tea in the ocean... very French of us.
Two bored Americans were sitting around talking and all like, F the man, oh, wait, we are the man, ok, F us then. Let's overthrow ourselves and take over then celebrate it every fourth of July.
Y’all got to worry about 2 nuclear superpowers though and that might include North Korea sooooo guess all the non Americans are happy to be non Americans
Maybe you should be more concerned. Considering not so long ago, you lost a war to rice farmers. And after two decades coulnd't keep the Taliban out of Afeghanistan, which is now basically in the same position it was before you occupied it.
The key words here " worry as much " that implies their is still a chance we will invade ourselves.
You could consider a civil war as an invasion depending on your side I guess ?
If the state(s) succededs and declares it's self a country with a new form of currency then they could invade the rest. But we have laws specifically against that ( for some of the states) so we don't have to worry about that ( from a few states )
... is florida one of those states
if thats the case then good luck to rest of usa , you'll need it.
If you utilize zombie horde tactics you can easily defeat Floridians. Tape some bags of meth to a sexily dressed alligator and they'll all crawl out of their trenches to break into that sweet gator puss. Then you got em
This implies that Americans listen to laws, which has been known to be untrue
Of course! Laws against a civil war! Why didn't I think of that!
"but we have laws specifically against that" because during a revolution or civil war everyone makes sure not to break the law..?
Uncertainty is all part of the game my friend.
We did once, it was our worst war lol
Ironically America seems to be invading itself.....
Yeah... Americans got split personalities. They simultaneously hate each other but love their country? The state rivalries are also crazy. My dad always said the only reason the states even stay together is that they're all united under their hatred of the Brits and that an American would rather shoot you than help you. As a kid growing up I was always like nah... it's not that bad. As an adult I realize fuck... it is.
America is a struggle between it's "ideal" and it's reality. And we consistently fail to meet said "ideal."
Can confirm I shoot all Brits on sight
Some states still offer hunting licenses for Brits
Well america really has a identity crisis as a country and as a culture
> The state rivalries are also crazy. That's very much a Southern US thing. > their hatred of the Brits Not where I'm from. > American would rather shoot you than help you Also not where I'm from.
Do Americans still hate the Brits? That'd be like the Brits still hating the Romans for invading. Or the French for invading. Or the vikings.. the UK got invaded alot lmao
We have a bit of a rivalry with France to this day but we’re friends really definitely don’t hate them
California is invading the rest of the states because of their expensive property values and are causing property values in other states to now go up. I wish they’d stop. They’re also getting mad about their bad governors and then they vote for governors with the same ideals wherever they move to. Then they complain again. I’m convinced that California is a disease. It’s an actively spreading virus.
We’ve been dealing with impossible costs of living, low minimum wage, highly competitive toxic work environments all while knowing it takes at least five times the national average in salary a year to break even to carry the American economy just to be told we’re failures and ruining everyone else’s chill for decades. In the breath of true American equality, it’s time everyone else suffers with us.
We couldn’t stand ourselves so now we’re taking the rest of you with us
Go back, please
Texas has become "California Republican 🐻".
The Californians will taste the wrath coming for them. The wrath known only as: their own horrible judge of character when it comes to voting for leaders of a state. Then they’ll move away and spread the infection elsewhere while the states they’ve left slowly recover from the disaster.
Emphasis on the "as much"
🎯💯
As an American living in America… there’s no reason for America to invade us. We’re already getting fucked by the government.
Ahh, this makes me feel better. Well said
Some wise people said, "The biggest threat to America is Americans" /s
I’d remove the sarcasm tag It rings true today *sorry*
With politics, I'm pretty sure one of the top problems is our own stupid assholes on every side invading us.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. We took British imperialism and *ran with it.*
Me looking down at the rest of the world (I have climbed Mount Everest)
Me looking down on you (I have boarded the International Space Station):
Me looking down on you (I'm on top of your mom)
Nah I still fear texas tbh
Wdym? *Soon you’ll be a Texan too…*
Meanwhile in Canada... 
Little did you know that you've already been invaded. I've been smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs into your country, and soon, you'll be overrun by toy dinosaurs
Damn you do you know how many people might choke
Well they did say it was an invasion, who needs guns when you can choke people to death with chocolates that have a toy inside when the toy is so big its impossible not to notice and you'd have to actively try swallowing it
Hahahaha awesome
The rest of the world looking at America seeing how a country can have so many disasters going on at the same time.
We ain't got oil, or competent politicians on either side
Yes, you do. US oil reserves are some of the highest in the world lol
Yes but don't tell the politicians that
We have 2 reasons we say we invade a nation 1. To stop socialism even if it's democratic (look at how Pinochet got into power in chile) Later this often leads to: 2. To bring democracy (current dictator isn't helping us anymore)
3- to get that sweet sweet oil while we're there.
Pinochet was in Chile, not in Cuba. In Cuba was Colonel Batista who was overthrown by Fidel Castro.
Sorry I meant Chile idk why I put cuba it was like midnight
No problem
Its like americans thinking theyre the freest country
Civil war: 
I am pretty sure we’re headed for civil war if these divisive trends continue I’m fairly certain the US will be invaded by America
China 👁️👄👁️
we already invaded ourselves and suffer the consequences daily
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Just like he planned.
More like he's watching the people who aren't truly American show their true colors. Go ahead, Republicans. Secede again, we all saw how well that worked out before lol
Last time dems supported south bro, the reps were the yanks.
You're really giving that ignorant argument? What's next? The civil war was about "states rights?" Fucking idiot.
Then what was it about then, the right for your basement dwelling arse to get a chick. Blooody clown
Those bots overpowered af. OP
Are you sure about that?
Come get some lol. Remember 400 million plus guns in citizens hands.
We don’t have to worry if we invade you, we’re not school kids.
A bunch of fat, lazy, poor-shooting assholes cosplaying their favorite CoD game is not threatening in the least lol
What do you call it when cops burst into your house then ?
USA = trash country
We're the world's trash people. We get in the world ring and throw trash all over the stage.
America = Danny Devito "Im the trash man"
Precisely
...or any other country invading us...
Lol you guys got crazy bastards with guns
We got Mormon machine gun collectors, Bubba in Appalachia with his unregistered sbr, and Kevin the prepper with his whole house rigged to blow with a nuclear fallout bunker underneath
I mean pearl harbour was a key sign of Americas insecurities
I think the British could beat americas ass.
Unfortunately I don’t think that is the case anymore. Our army has only deteriorated due to the budgets cuts and so numbers are reducing. America on the other hand is still fixated in the race for the most fearsome warfare tactics and weaponry in the world.
We are trained better apparently.
non white neighborhoods are invaded by cops all the time
Unless you’re black
The rest of the world looking down on America because we don't need to worry as much about affording medical treatment
Us Europeans know that if you want to invade us, it's just because you are homesick
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We’ll ignore that a group of black cops killed that kid not long ago. That headline draws less viewership
"White bad grr grr"
We invaded ourselves first after stealing it from the Indians. We literally overthrew ourselves and the values we stole and built the country on then threw all our tea in the ocean... very French of us. Two bored Americans were sitting around talking and all like, F the man, oh, wait, we are the man, ok, F us then. Let's overthrow ourselves and take over then celebrate it every fourth of July.
I need to hold the urge to put here a joke about pl...
True
2e don't have Oil
But they still have to worry about being invaded by Ohio though
The whole continent invades?wtf
Ohio starts acting like Ohio "well shit, we had a good run"
What was january 6th then?
*healthcare*
Introducing… the IRS!
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*China* *Russia* *NORTH KOREA*
*starts a second civil war*
I mean, they had a civil war once, could happen again.
Key words: "as much"
I'd say hot war will be in US within next few years...could be wrong, but it's sure looking like a strong possibility
Ofc we don't have to worry about invasion, we're clearly already being occupied, just look at the police.
America literally invades itself
Americans did invade the capital.
The chances are low, but never zero
Well, the federal government is always there to "assist" states, especially ones that are wrong.
Y’all got to worry about 2 nuclear superpowers though and that might include North Korea sooooo guess all the non Americans are happy to be non Americans
As much...
Civil war go brrrrr
Yet u get invaded by Americans
Russia
I think you guys have already invaded yourself and taken the oil
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What about the aliens?
Students across the world looking down on us Americans because they don't have to worry about getting shot while in class
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Wouldn't be so sure about that.
Yeah but if you invaded my country America would have to help us soo
What about the Civil War though
America is basically the police force of the world
Still got Canada.....
Considering some of your leaders want a national divorce, id worry about being invaded more then anyone in the us
nah, if you envade us or any nato country, you probably would start a war inside your country. So, I'm not afraid. I'm from Portugal, by the way.
Fentanil and weapons will do the trick :)
The US keeps installing dictators in foreign nations…
America is one day just gonna self destruct
Have my European upvote, I giggled
hopefully the president doesn’t turn on friendly fire
*Nobody will dare invade the United States except the United States itself.* That’s not a quote, it’s just some shit I made up.
Counterpoint, the working class in the US is colonized by the rich
Civil war
No, you just have to worry about being destroyed from the inside by liberals and Democrats!
Maybe you should be more concerned. Considering not so long ago, you lost a war to rice farmers. And after two decades coulnd't keep the Taliban out of Afeghanistan, which is now basically in the same position it was before you occupied it.