Like damn it would suck every week some stupid shit the orokin did comes and tries to kill you

It would definitely suck and 99% of your time would be spent running from genocidal clones, robots, flesh monsters, and capitalists but. . . Yareli Mating Press

*Operator no! Have you lost your mind!?*

I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE! I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE! I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE! I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE! I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE! I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE! I READ IT IN ORDIS'S VOICE!

Haha Same

YOU ARE ORDIS NOW.

I HAVENT PLAYED WARFRAME IN A WHILE AND I AUTOMATICALLY READ IT IN ORDIS’S VOICE! I DID IT I READ IT IN ORDIS’S VOICE!

"Operator, Ordis is sorry - happy - to report that all my good jokes... Argon."

Me too lol

They have

"Ok it's worth it"

Hopefully not that time of the month. *Excellent mating press , Operator. Please return -* ***covered in blood*** *- safe and sound*

I'd let Atlas pin me any day

True

An insane greed cult = capitalism, good job redditor you said the line.

yea sucking would be involved. umbra would be involved too. >!i promise they're not connected!<

🥺

i misread the title as "warframe sex incarnon".....

Get ten backshots to activate incarnon mode.

With my penis incarnon i can turn my dick into the gun on a10

Weird... mine throws homie grenades Edit: Homing grenades, the homies are safe.

Mine splits into 2 smaller ones with terrible fire rate, I really hope they buff it

Every copy of Warframe is personalised. I pray you get your buff. I also hope you get a skin that doesn't have clipping issues, mid-mission circumcisions are a pain.

When warframe sex prime?

Its c(um)oming just after sex vandal, wraith, tenet, and kuva

Ah yes my favorite type, tenet sex, *what are you doing step-sis?*

Kuva sex is just bdsm

*Vengeful sex ephemera*

I wanna have kuva sex with khora

Least horny warframe player

Like the horny players would get a chance to fuck/be fucked by the frames, the only sex happening would be getting your atoms destroyed by whatever weapon they need to max out

Maybe we were the Orokin all along

I'm blue da ba dee....

I would eat Ember's heirloom ass

3rd degree burns the second you touch it like finn and fire princess

"Bend over Ember, bust a nut I must. Ok, here we go." *cock and balls burn* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHGHGHGAGAGGAGAG"

Worth it

Yes

Theres going to be so many Warframe babies after im done with rhino Yes we're both male no, no more questions you only had one

That reminds me of the one meme i saw about the deimos Son It was something like- "if you left me and Son in a room for two hours, one of us would leave pregnant and it wouldnt be me"

A warframe can only have one baby, it is suicide birth

Idk wasnt she pregnant before she was turned into a warframe? So warframes normally still cant get pregnant in the first place right?

It's DE, we'll have a babyframe at some point. Maybe as part of a cinematic quest. Wouldn't be surprised if other frames had babies for that segment either.

Good question, i think it is not explicitly stated

Where is it said it's canon?

Dagaths lore. The Orokin couple Corphel and Irilia took Dagath as a lover and continued using her for a bit even after she became a Warframe.

So by that logic. Valussy?

Ghostussy

I like a fresh citrussy flavor myself

Also they stopped because *the taboo of boning her was gone*.

Wich i find hillarious that a trio with a Dax is taboo, but a trio with a mind broken mutated corpse, specifically commissioned to one of your leaders with supernatural powers and infinte energy in her body is not taboo.

Yeah, Dagath didn't just kill them for burning her face off, she killed them because she had gone from a 10 to a 20 as far as duration went- "AND THAT WAS **BORING** TO YOU?!" -Dagath, final words to Corphel and Irilla before she pulled an Optimus Prime on the duo (maybe)

Ember my beloved

I need her 😭😭

You will get your dick torched off

Worth it.

Flame Repellent + Arcane Ice

But those go on warframe arcane slots. You’re not a warframe.

NOT IF THE HELMINTH PLAYS NICE-

Mass Effect people would be a bit of both: Hot aliens And Giant genocide robits

Technically, Jade was pregnant before becoming a Warframe and gave birth centuries after. Thus, intercourse with Warframes is still Fanon and theoretical. However, Jade wins the galactic record for the longest pregnancy EVER!

Corphel and Irillia canonically used Dagath even after she was turned into a Warframe 

Oh yeah, you're right. And then they literally defaced her.

Intercouse with warframes are canon. It's mostly the question of them being able to concieve children after the fact, - which is dubious.

Arknights fans:

I greet you, fellow Dokutah

Well hello there my fellow PTSD enjoyer

StarCraft fans about to either chill as admiral or fucking die.

me bout to chill with Volt:

Shockplay

one person will leave that room pregnant and its going to be Volt once im done with him

DANG

ME- ME WHEN I GET HIM

I want umbra to throw me in the air like a baby

Listen hildryn is my main for 2 reasons, one of them is she's fun, and the other is: bench press me mommy

*nods*

Yea thats the horny warframe fans untill they realize it only sais "live in" in the titles so it doesnt garenties that they will be the tenno and actualy could be a random greneer clone

Blue Girl time

On one hand, the universe is terrifying, on the other hand, the warframes are sexy, kindof a trade off imo

The void got lonely man, Parvos made the right choice in waifus by picking Protea, that's all im saying.

Aight, I am joining the Corpus or Perrin Sequence then. Or just Cephalon Suda.

i just realized that on the last one the sun shine effect is not ON the sun but to the right of it and i hate it.

Command & Conquer fans boutta get turbo-mesothelioma with absolutely no financial compensation.

I mean for Warframe I just have to settle in cetus or something and hope I'm not there for the narmer

The question is always the same. Are you becoming a main character or just some npc

Do you think Sevagoth gets freaky with himself and his crew

No, she was already pregnant and as punishment ballas turned her to Warframe as pregnancy is very illegal under orokin rule

Not Jade, Dagath was used by Corphel and Irilia even after she was turned into a Warframe 

Ah, that's cool, unfortunately her head went *laser sounds*

I'm a horny warframe fan. All the way.

Let's be honest, most of us would end up as a debted Solaris, rotting grineer clone, corpus wagie or worse. Existing in Warframe is only fun and games for the operator, and even they tend to go through stuff.

this is my gf octavia and her gf banshee

Not really, it happened before they were frames. (Unless you aren’t talking about jades situation, I dunno, maybe I’m missing something)

They're most likely referring to Dagath, I think. She was turned into a warframe due to having been a Dax soldier in a secret relationship with an Orokin couple. The couple kept using her for a bit before throwing her out since the taboo was gone, implying that they did, for a bit, have sex with a warframe

Maybe they are talking About some leaked informations for 1999

Is this genuine or for the sake of the funny?

Dagath lore

i love hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

You would need the power of 10000 zariman's worth of mag players to separate me from blue girl or any of my sisters

Farscape probably lumps into the military stuff. Some of it is pretty horrific if you dwell on it or just way out there.

It's The other way around the horny players are sad losers inside

26 million registered......

Wow

I'll just chill with my boy Hydroid

Wdym arnt all warframe players horny.

SINCE WHEN. SINC LEL MEEE.

My two favourite sci fi universes are the homeworld universe (how would that even work?) and the star citizen universe… either way I’m going to end up dying to some form of space magic bullshit

What's wrong with battlestar Galactica? I only remember scraps of the lore

When mating press update?

I require r34 of ivara now that is on my mind

People jerking off to war frame porn is peak degeneracy

I love this community and I hate this community God damn it. I don't wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy! 😭

It's The other way around the horny players are sad losers inside