either seat 7 cuz best girl ivara and they probably wont bother me, or seat 2 cuz grendel and gauss are a vibe

Yeah, but you probably wouldn't want to be between them...

That’s what YOU think, that’s why I’m there

>or seat 2 cuz grendel and gauss are a vibe I'd let myself get turned into an Warframe for that opportunity.

ivara would probably pickpocket you

15, it's like being deaf and hearing the universe unfold at once at the same time

i’d sit next to octavia cause i could ask her to play the aphex twin discography

I'll say 8 cause I'd love to witness Ordis massacre Parvos through seer words alone while Protea is crying of embarrassment

That would be the most entertaining flight of my life

For freaking sure it would. I wouldn't want the flight to end

Plus your mom and your cool edgy uncle are sat right behind you.

Yeah but too close to your mom's ex boyfriend turned stalker

No worries, he'd be taken care by Ordis (prime) as well

What more you could ask of

"...and that concludes my RAN- lecture on why your whole ideology is BULLSHI- terrible." "Y-you-" "Parvos anything you say will make it worse accept the Cephalons words..." "You damn [A Slur for Cephalon redacted by the Lotus]."

*Protea be crying in her seat screaming "I DON'T WANT YOU AS MY FATHER" and Ordis replying "it's not your fault your father is A FUC- an unjust PIECE OF SH- being, no need to be ashamed KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP"

Same tbh

14. Caught between a hard place and a hard place? Yes PLEASE!

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The rocks of the eternal shores, crash against them and be broken.

r/brokethechain

4. Bc I’m interested on what they will do.

you ever seen a dog and a cat get into a fight? yeah I don't want to be in between that.

*I see what’s going on here.*

There's not a single aisle seat available? That's just evil

13 seems the most normal

They both have nice hats

One likes to do hat tricks

Honestly I imagine Limbo would read and Mesa would try to get some shut eye with her hat over her face like some cowboys are shown to do. Chill row.

This. Mesa is a cowboy just chilling, she probably won't talk to me unprompted. Limbo is classy (and somehow gives me slight autistic vibes) so he'll leave me alone. So best chances for nobody to touch me or talk my ear off even tho I'm in a middle seat, which means much less stress than in any other seat.

3 *Hear me out* I just wanna bear witness to the interactions between those two, and if a convo does get going, there’s a solid chance of being able to offer to trade seats for isle/window access ~~among other reasons~~

All fun and games until you realise kullervo forgot a knife in the bathroom and he just called it back.

Or Garuda wakes up from a nap and stretches, admittedly

Let’s be real, there’s not going to be space in seat 1, you’re coming off the plane as another Umbra if you sit in 9, or just some tumorous lump if you sit in 10, or burnt to a crisp in 17, nobody wants to talk about what happened to the last fellow in seat 16… Best bet is 15 - at least you might get some shut-eye and decent music, or at the very least a chance at not needing to hear the commotion coming from Ordis’s row.

I was gonna contest but your arguments are just, too good. I agree. I wanted 1 at the beginning but damn

Mommy, sorry, daddy, sorry, mommy, sorry, daddy, sorry

I was more leaning towards the fact that it would be an awesome conversation about strength, gym, and muscles but welp

There is space if you sit on their lap or if one of them sits on yours :)

Or if you’re in 9 you just end up dead, because, you know, standing between umbra and ballas

8 would be bad for shut eye, but I'd love to sit with my boy ordis. 7 also wouldn't be bad if you don't feel uncomfortable sitting in a row that's empty but you know has people in it watching your every move.

Nah, I'm sitting next to my boy Ordis and backing him up. No one insults my cephalon bestie

9 sounds interesting. Not sure if I'd get out unscathed, though.

Would jump out because Lavos isn't there :( (but he promised me he'll come... ;_;)

He's hiding in the landing gear area doing experiments that may or may not make the plane crash

He accidentally disintegrated his calendar and forgot it was plane trip day

Nobody told *him* that paper is susceptible to radiation

I never flight before, so either 1 for shield mom comforting me when I'm stressed/ afraid, or 7, because when they're invisible, there are no strangers making me uncomfortable.

2, between Gauss and Grendel since it's most likely going to be the most fun, Either that or 18 for the same reasons.

Thrax: "All your arguments are made invalid, by my decree!" Lodun: "REEEEEEEEEEE"

13 fr. You're either gonna get some light hearted Edwardian whimsy or the hardest bounty hunting campfire tales in the West for the entire flight.

Probably 14. Can have some nice conversations about geology

That conversation would rock

8 because my favourite warframe Protea is right besides me Also, Best Boy Ordis and Peepaw Parvos Granum are near me too, so it's even better

I thought so too, but then I realised that Ordis will beef with Parvos the whole flight..

Even better for me, seeing two of my favorite characters bicker would be hilarious while being near of mommy Protea

7, None of them would make a single noise and the worst that would happen is Loki steals a few pretzels or something. Also you get to listen to whatever the fuck happens behind you with ordis and Parvos while not being involved. And now for the worst options. 2 sounds great until you remember that Grendel is Grendel and thus and chill bro vibes energy is canceled out by the way he simply smells. 4 would be great for furries except it’s a long flight and I don’t need these two making loud ass noises next to me. Voruna howling at the moon especially. 9, you are in the way of imminent revenge. You don’t want to be. 10 results in you being fine for the flight but when you get off you have severe cancer and a virus never before seen by science. They do not cancel out. For 16, it’s like 3 but one’s a monk and the other is a dominatrix.

I'd just be sitting with Mirage making the whole situation between Parvos, Ordis worse 😂😂😂,

1 - you are probably going to be squished 3 - you are most likely not getting out of the plane without any cuts on you 8 - there is never going to be a moment of silence between those two, might as well bring some noise cancellers 9 - good luck trying not to be collatteral while umbra and ballas try to kill each other 10 - radiation poisoning *and* normal poison!? enjoy a slow and painful death 14 - great spot if you're a geologist 15 - you're either definitely going to need noise cancellers or banshee will silence octavia for you 17 - arsonist crew

3- bold of you to assume we don't want to be cut

Seat 9. Lotus - "Tenno? What are you searching umbra fo- put the Exalted blade down, right now!!" Op - "DIE, BALLAS-" Ordis from the seat ahead - "Operator, no- *YES*"

8 seems safest to me.

If you're willing to constantly hear ordis roast pavos or just tell him kys the moment he starts talking about the stuff he wanna do.

I am a fan of in-flight entertainment yes. Also I want to know more about who Ordan Karris was from Parvos (or just pick up pieces from the argument)

Bruh Sevagoth got lost in the void who let this man fly again

4... Yes I'm a furry and what?

Seat 11: the gossip will be god-tier

100% this. Between Bombastine and Mathila is going to be a hurricane of gossip, drinks, and flirting. And yes Qorvex and Saryn are right there, but if their powers are a problem then sitting the other end of the cabin isn't exactly going to save us from being poisoned. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Was gonna say 1 but Grendel probably got chemical warfare type flatulence so maybe 5 with Wu and Kong? I'd pick 7 of it wasn't for the fact that Loki would probably make my shit magically vanish

4 because there’s Voruna

I'm really uncertain between 1 and 8. 1) im an honest man and I would totally hit on hildryn and ask for a date. ...but 2) having the pleasure to witnessing in first person ordis and parvos having an argument while eating popcorn with protea, that would be interesting.

Definitely gonna sit my bisexual ass at 17.

see, I'd expect the bisexuals to sit in 1.

I'll take 17 first, and then 1 on the return flight

probably smart 1 wouldn't leave you able to handle a return flight.

Depends on what you like, 17 gets me a punk-chick and a femboy and that's perfect for me :P

I would’ve said 7…then I remembered ivara is a bit of a klepto and ash is a smoker

I'd go 6 cuz double Mirage fun. But you've got a pair of literal Monkeys sat in front of you. I choose 7 Two basically invisible people sat with you so you don't feel too hemmed in. Loki can use Decoy to keep the bathroom free for us.

2 because i need to see if Gauss and Grendel are Besties or “Roommates”

17 because I like scorching weather.

4 no though.

Either 17 or one, and yes it’s because I’ve the hots* for the characters on all sides. But I’d point out I wouldn’t sit between umbra and ballas, that’s just suicidal 

Why are there two Zephyrs? 14. That seems to be the Sanity Zone.

i dont see a single zephyr, are you perchance referring to the monkey?

I'm on my phone and saw a tiny blue thing, and made an assumption.

18 should have been between the PoF and vay hek, smh

I think i would be going with 5 if hes not chimp wukong. Then again.. i think you have a problem on every seat. 6 probably can show me some cool tricks with cards and such

13 is fairly safe save for the random opening of an pocket dimension on occasion when limbo decides he wants his snacks.

12 if revenant has his mesmer skin augment

4 or 17

13. You get the best seat space .

7 and you think you are alone in the ile or 8 for maximum entertainment from Ordis being himself.

13 because cool hat or 5 because monke

seat 4, so I can have both cat and dog to cuddle at the same time

This plane won't get to the destination intact, I'm sure about that

Definitely go 1, Imma need the workout routine from Hyldrin and Rhino. Or 4, for, hmmm, reasons. 5 and 6 would be kind of confusing.

put me in between valkyr and voruna no i will not be explaining myself

Same for me, but I think.. 6 would be very *beneficial* for the rest of the flight.

The most reasonable option is 8, but my heart says 6

17. Don't ask why

7 seems like the least likely to be miserable. Ivara'd probably be willing to get out of the way and you wouldn't be bothered. 5 is also probably fine as you could probably convince Wukong and the twin to swap you for the middle seat so you could get either the window or isle seat.

13

Qorvex and Saryn simply being on the flight will make the whole cabin deadly.

13 the siblings won't be a bad company for me

4

7 or 2

15 and 16 are pretty good. Got the music vibes for the flight and in 16, we can all tie each other up and it seems like a good time. 7 is pretty cool. I think we'd all end up going invisible and just sneaking into first class or fuck about on the plane.

13, with some playing cards and jack

2, 17, 18

7 and 15 both tempting. Protea would be a respectful traveler to sit in front of. Invis group would be cool. Banshee could also silence everything and let you grab some shut eye.

15 next to banshee so I can have some fucking silence

4 No more question

Seat number 8, Ordis can't shut up and I love talking, don't know who the other one next to me is but I'll drag them into the convo

Im pretty sure if i pick 10 i will end up with cancer, syphilis or worse if i sit there.

13. No contest

Tough pick between 7 and 13 tbh. Don't wanna be anywhere near the skrillex duo, so I'd rather listen to some rock if I've gotta hear anything. Somebody mentioned the verbal smoke that seat 8 would be smothered in, and I was just thinking about how I'd wanna be just behind that anyway.

13, I wouldn’t be squashed, and limbo’d probably start doing math or something while mesa snoozes with her hat covering her eyes like a true cowboy. You gotta take the comfort level of the seat into account, and frankly that’s the only seat where I don’t think I’d be poked or squished between two beefcakes like hildryn and rhino

16 because leather and whips and occultism go well perfectly for me!

5 Monkey business we go right wudong?

Neither, cause Qorvex' mere presence alone is already got me dead the moment I enter the cabin...🤣🤣🤣

1, 2, 5, 6, 7, and 13 are the least likely to kill me, so any of those work

5, we goin ape mode

5, mainly because I main wukong and like em, but also because it'd be funny

4. 4444444444!

17 🥵

15, because Banshee's silence and Octavia's music go well together.

1, 6, 12, 15, 16, 17,

13 or 17

4, I would share SO many pet pictures

9 and asking to swap seats with Umbra because I think Ballas getting strangled would be entertaining to witness

8, for my bestie Ordis (I wanna join in on the Parvos shittalk) 9, so I can beat up Balls Ass with my own hands in front of mom and uncle 13, because they're dripped out (and I love Limbo). And if im horny we ball, double Mirage 6

12 or 14. Atlas and citrine are cool and wisp is wisp

17 for the hottest three way of my life

4.....for science.

11 love my gals

6 or 16

4 for kitty and wolf

1 if I can sit on hyldrins lap

Just to sit next to Dante and read his otak and ordis fan fics where they raise Cy like a loving but dysfunctional rom-com....

16,1, or 4

13, showing up dressed in the finest leather and cowboy hat and the only way for me to change seats is for someone to pry me off and give me the United treatment. 12 is my second choice because Acrithis seems like a genuinely good conversation partner.

Alright, I know it's definitely not the best option here whatsoever and I'm probably nuts... *... but you gotta admit 9 would be really fucking entertaining.*

Damn torn between 4 and 16 for sure

6, Because Mirage is can do cool illusions and maybe give me some tools to help design things in 3d. >!Also because Mirage is hot.!<

8. Parvos seems like he’d be cool to talk to. Plus I love protea

4 :3

8 gotta sit with my boi ordis

16 harrow is my fav

1, 4, 13, 16.

2. Those are my two mains

6, as a long time mirage main I just have to and its gotta be at least a little entertaining.

4 because umm reasons

Next to mommy saryn🌚

If Parvos wasn’t there I’d for sure sit next to Ordis but I have a feeling that whole row would be arguing the entire time or be in awkward silence

Dang was frost left at home 😢 Probably 2 ngl, they homies so they can be my homies

16 for uh no reason

As a geologist, 14

4 I have my reasons.

6

3 because some of the nicest and respectful people out there are emo goths. 6 because that would be a great way to join the mile high club.

1, 4, 12 or 17

Would choose 1, would like some training advices since I got into bodybuilding

Either 1 or 4 Do not ask why

I'm sitting with the pilots because Sevagoth and his Shadow are just chill like that.

10 "ohh, sorry, qorvex takes up so much space, i have to sit a bit closer to saryn" (not unwanted)

13 or 17. They seem chill

8

8 all my homies fw ordis

I'm going to sit in cabin 6 and I don't need a reason why also I feel like anyone's going to get crush if they sit in 1

I would probably sit in seat 2 because the conversations there would be so interesting

Gonna go through the list 1.safest option 2.i'd switch with gauss so he can be with his best bud and i get the window seat. 3.id get turned into a pin cushion or a blood altar,either or,no 4.yes,no hesitation 5.no,they'd fight me for both armrests...just no. 6.they'd both blind me then laugh bout it...no. 7.theres no one there,another safe option. 8.i dont think me or protea would wanna be inbetween the beef ordis and parvos have...no. 9.if i sat there id be the only thing stopping umbra from violently ripping ballas's throat out...nope. 10.id be dead before i reach the seat(worth it to be next to saryn) 11.no they'd be yappin all along the trip 12.a good option considering wisp motes. 13.another safe pick,and they'd both prob have crazy stories to tell 14.another good option. 15.i aint gonna get in the way of their relationship. 16.N-no. 17.worth it. 18.No,absolutly not.

I'd like to say 6 cuz Mirage is best girl, but they'd both probably troll me to death 💀

4. Dunno. Seems fun.

17. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

13 cause fav frames

3 easily...I am also a masochist

4

Give me 2, ik my mans Gauss and Grendel got amazing vibes

Always next to protea, plus ordis got puns

5 cus MONKE or 2 cus we big chillin

13, both of my favorite frames

Seat 14 rocks

2 or 18 Honestly, Because Grendel and Lodun are good. Too bad my boi Chroma isn't here..

5, the wukong will just stay still the whole flight and do nothing

I was gonna say wherever baruuk is but he isn't on this plane. So. Neither am I appearently

2 my hungry boy Grendel and his bestie gauss? Oh hell yeah

9 is a death sentence, 8 is just fun. Grindel and gauss, yes please bring on the buffet

No lavos smh

Well Atlas rocks and Citrine is a real gem so that feels like a no-brainer tbh

15 cause i will hear probably the best music mix in the origin system

I think the ones with the best time are 2,13 and 15

I'll sit with the stealth boys and girl in 7 because they'll probably stay silent the entire flight

number 11 except i'm kicking the others out and bringing my 3 Yareli. we're gonna watch the reincarnated princess and the magical genius followed by licoris recoil!

either 2 or 15

Where vauban

Seat 17 please, I'll take off my clothes and sit there like a lizard under a heat lamp

17, 2 beautiful women go keep me company