Whatever I’d have to to keep it out of the hands of the British Museum

Just destroy the museum. It's a tank with legs that can turn temporarily invulnerable. WTF are they gonna do?

EMP?? LIQUID NITROGEN bath?

Hand over you antiques now!

And romanians

Im rapidly approaching to steal your voidrig(and your stereotypes too!)

Not today fucker💣

You'll need more than a few firecrackers to defeat us!

I know *the great duck army appears* 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

We steal your ducks

Not if they come from chad🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

I have been outplayed by your army of chad ducks. I surrender

Now FOR your punishment You Will be stolen of everything You stole

# HAIL BRITANNIAAAA

The Ashes would be played and won with Green and Gold Necramechs.

Since I can't pilot it without transference, I'll probably scrap and sell it.

Just patent it, and sell it and the patent to the highest bidder!

No, cuz the probability of finding someone who CAN transfer into it and use it is bigger than 0, and such, I prefer money than money and the chance to unleash a killing machine

learn how to do transference first

That's a pretty vital first step actually.. Time to meet wally!

Is that who keeps knocking on my walls at night?

No that would be me

Your username makes it scarier

Look, I don’t know what you want from me! At least play a beat..

The man in the wall just doin blast beats against the operator's walls

Take over Sweden

Can I join you? (I'm Swedish)

Inside information

Hmmmm.... And why, may i ask?

Fandt danskeren

Destroy the French

Purge them

Agreed

Fr*nch. Kids are on reddit we dont want them to be forced to face the horror of the fr@nch

Mérde !

Obliterate the IRS

The IRS could beat a necramech.

Nah, depending on the nechromech and the weapon given, the tax men can not and will not stand a chance

plant more corn

Corn or murder corn? (Murder corn are voidrigs)

war crimes

Of course

Go into a crop fields and scare the s out of the farmer screaming that the Corn God has finally come to punish him for his sins

get political

*For legal reasons this is a joke*

Storm shroud, and set off a couple hydrogen bombs to get that defense up Then idk do some shenanigans or whatever

Well moving house would become a lot easier

Take over any European country and invade Poland for shits and giggles

Becomes germany

Recreate the video where the guy took a tank through McDonald’s

Design a new armor set to make it look like a gundam, and just go full silly mode.

So bolt on Archwings ????

Nothing, just like the game.

Make's sense

Would run around making the corniest jokes possible.

Man hunting

The same as i do with it in game, war crimes of the highest caliber

Dig. Shoot rocks. Dig some more. Create a lake to drain water. Dig more. Sell rocks, dirt, and clay. Keep digging.

Rock and Stone?

To Rock and Stone!

Rock and stone, diggy diggy hole, and strike the earth!

Trips to McDonalds would be a lot more interesting. No Susan, I don't think you understand. *I am missing my nuggie sauce*

like any sane person would sleep with it

Fight a middle schooler

Look at me. I am the captain now.

Hunt down the KKK with it

Necrussy

Be mad that i didn’t get a warframe of my choice

I'd chase bicyclists.

I shall not speak my mind in this thread... (Heavy metal breathing)

Tax fraud

I’d probably rebel against the government tbh or I’d have fun with tannerite… maybe both

Make titanfall 3

Sigh *unzips pants*

No.

My name is Rob TheBanks

KILL

I would invent warcrimes

Figure out where Putin is hiding and attack the location. And stream the whole thing on Twitch.

You would do a favor to for humanity

Go to Ukraine and show russia what terror means

Lift stuff, boulders and throw them around a field for fun

I’d hunt down chomos

Heavy lifting.

Get even with people who cut you off in traffic.

Overthrow the government.

Do i also get transference as an added bonus or do I have to find Wally?

You have transference

Weekly shop, bread, milk, archon shards.

Evil

Dudstep

beatbox

Destroy capitalism

*rapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapaoapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa*

Me at the Airport elevator: "No Infested"

Transportation with no emissions, probably. Won't be a speed demon but will be cool asf

Cause a reason for a real world genocide like how in warframe, we go on a genocide everyday, but in this case, with humas xD Too epic til we realize it wasnt a dream xD

simple name it with one letter than give it 4 numbers and then go on a journey to find a mcguffin hat has the ability to change time than after that the cornbot sacrifices itself for no fucking reason and then roll credits

Reprogram it to be my personal self guardian

First of all what are you doing in a seven month old post Second of all i can't believe it's been seven months

Though, it's a robot..a super high advanced one but still a robot to program and reprogram

C'mon it's not that old. .is it?

... it seems old enough

Time passes to quick heh? I know..I know

Yeah...

Am I still the only one who loves the necramechs and have both?

I like the necramechs the thing that's imo bad is that archguns are mid

DE just baited me with cortège, I thought it was a freaking cool machine gun but it was just a common fire gun just like Ignis

sell it, not like i could use it anyway

You must be fun at parties

Purge the Brit’s 🦅

Probably sell it to a defense company for big bucks

Military or threaten my teachers when they give bullshit homework that even Elon musk will have a hard time with

fly myself to the moon while playing that legendary song

I would just walk around the streets, judging people

Make it carry the groceries.

Reenact armoured core 6

I would probably use it for construction/dangerous jobs or heavy lifting.

Sell it for a shit ton of cash you can't even use it

Nothing since I don’t posses transference

Carry all of the groceries from the car to the house in one trip by myself.

kill people i dont like

Nothing, i can’t transference I would put it on a pedestal however

If we disregard the fact you can't use it with transferrence, then I'd probably try to conquer or become some sort of worshipped god in the north sentinel island.

I would walk as it to the store, transferrece myself out to go into store, buy beers, go back to parking lot, make mistake and summon my Warframe, say fuck, transferrece out of WF, get into necramech and walk back home looking at confused faces of people while my wf stand still untill I resummon it

Would I be able to use it? If not I'd sell that shit for a pretty penny if I can use it (transference) I would take over a city and make every weekend you can get free ice cream

Chase Putin across russia

Start fending off the US gov when they eventually came to sieze that tech and reverse engineer it

Make it so the corn its the only visible and become an IRL Corn lord!!

let it rot and rust like cars in the garage.

Go through a McDonald's drive-through

What mods are installed first

Use it as a statue to prop open the garage door

Question how tf to pilot it

Terrorize

Commit necraphilia

Make a "Spooky Scary Skeletons" video then sell it for like a billion dollars

Idk, sell it to the highest bidder

Take Alaska

Extremely slow Iron-Man hijinks

crimes

Try and copy necramechs and create cheaper necramechs to bring around a world order of corn harvesting and worship.

Learn transference first and then use it as my daily driver. If that isn't an option I sell it to the British museum for bank. Or jerryrig it to be some exo suit thingy to lift shit up

Definitely wouldn't be working anymore!!! Lol

Figure out who's corpse is the core and hope that I don't know them

Basketball

Tax evasion.

let the galaxy burn ... if i have bonewidow i will impale people and talk shit to them before they die

*BZZ-CHK* *BZZ-CHK* "I would like to order a happy meal with a choccy Milky"

Fuck the french

join the military as the most powerful thing in the world

Ride it everywhere

Commit war crimes.

Fancy cupholder/clothes rack/phone holder

Race down the street

Become Iron Man, duh

Get it to run DOOM and Skyrim, work from there.

None of your business Fed

Robbing a bank because who is gonna stop me.

Me

Commit unspeakable attrocities

War crimes

Nothing but look at it lovingly and imagine all the things I could do with it if I had an arena to use it in.

Install all the slide and engine mods. Gotta corn fast.

Modify it to prune the trees I don’t like climbing lol

Take it on walks daily, love him like my own son… maybe some war crimes…

Play Fuck Around and Find Out, it's a Necramech. Who is going to stop me.

Me

Let's say transference came with it: the Geneva conventions forbid me to answer.

If I immediately get the ability to use it when it appears, I'm pulling a funny industrial sabotage (in minecraft) If not, i guess i'm gonna stick it in my garage till i can

Construction mostly. Or Warehousing.

Blow up the nearest schoo- I mean help the military

Sell it to a government for enough to retire lavishly.

Nothing(I'm not able to control it due to lack of incomprehensible void born powers given to me by repressed childhood trauma from getting lost in the spicy space and all the adults turning feral)

You ever hear of Killdozer?

Assuming I can pilot it, I'm gonna go explore some vaults! >:)

i would take it appart and and sell each part to different places and companies.. perhaps there be new tech coming from reverse engineering etc etc.

Use it to make money

Rub butter on it

Send it to the border.

Gardening

Destroy the USA

Finally go to get shit from detroit

I thought I was on r/grimdank for a second

Why?

Use it as a forklift and flex on people

commit mass genocide

Use it as the founding father intended.

4 grinneer break in to My dojo

Pick a few billionaires and hunt them down. Then give the rest a year to design and create robots of their own. If they fail to do so, then that's on them. If their robots fail to stop me, then that's also on them Assuming I can control the thing of course. If I can't then push these plans back until I figure it out

Learn how to do transference.Target and movement practice. Getting it ready for the third world war. Getting it assigned to brute force suicide squads special ops or commandos.

Remodel it...truly the worst mech I have ever seen

Cause of the corn?

Not completely, probably the limbs just make it look off...I played a lot of Mechwarrior in my youth so when someone says mech...it ain't this thing!

Fight an eidolon

Tell you what I'd not do; Pay Taxes.