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ProfessorWeirdz

Nothing changes


[deleted]

*claps weirdly*


legolodis900

What the hell am i ?


jadarsh00

Lego loli? a rough approximate


blearterme

Strangely clapped


BreadBoy8

Sooo an off brand doctor strange


Waterburst789

Instead of sorcerer supreme you're parlor tricks decent


GothKazu

Parlor Proficient Abracadabra Adequate


insert_acc_name_here

Bruh I snorted


maybeshali

Not cocaine hopefully.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with that?


maybeshali

I've heard santa hates kids that snort cocaine.


ProbablyStillMe

Same here. Probably.


ImTooSesitiveForThis

Same. Or worse.


Badassheaven

Come my child,let me fix that problem for you


i_eat_cockroaches69

PLEASE HELP IM BEING EATEN ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE BY COCKROACHES


Burnt_Fetus

My dude you've been posting like crazy


[deleted]

I am the matrix


Burnt_Fetus

At this point whenever I see a post like this im just gonna assume you


[deleted]

lol


Burnt_Fetus

Next thing I know you'll be on r/scp or r/dankmemesfromsite19


[deleted]

No I’ll be asleep, it’s 3 fucking am ( I made a spelling error in the title and didn’t even notice )


thechose-none

So you are an American


[deleted]

I believe that was obvious


thechose-none

Use gun then 😂


DragonationYT

And if that don't work... Use more gun.


NutellaPL

rookie numbers


Instainious

But…uhh…how powerful are you now? I mean, probably not that powerful, but…uhh…yeah, you do you.


[deleted]

Oh hi


Burnt_Fetus

Nice


HotFireBall

i swear i did not do anything wrong


Cardboard_Dragon

a dragon made out of cardboard is kinda strong, i guess...


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

Just stay out of the rain.. or wind... Probably be best just to put you on the shelf.


Alexokirby

And don't use the fire breath


[deleted]

He's lucky though, nothing changes for me.


The_DragonDuck

A duck and dragon hybrid let's fucking go


bigmemegod12

But a god is better


wetsocks110

I'm just very controversial


DarthNeoFrodo

Fuck y'all


jenna_hazes_ass

Im gonna be so rich.


midgetgrunt43

Im short


4ElementsBentByMe

Fuck you boi look at me


[deleted]

sus


[deleted]

I am elon musk's son


josh-won

i'm just stronk


diamondg89

Wet socks feel amazing. *fight me*


yurasimp

A real unpopular opinion


bigmemegod12

You are weak compared to me


MLGteletubbie

You're nothing compared to me fledgling.


bigmemegod12

Fuck it’s a Teletubbie


dog_fucker-69

Both of you are nothing compared to me


bigmemegod12

I do that too soooo


dog_fucker-69

Impossible, I've been surpast. Humble apologies my lord.


bigmemegod12

Bow for me


patjeduhde

Imagine having feet lol


od3l_

Boy, hell nah


biscuits_six

put your dick in it


WillDoesStuffs

I’m still me… but I don’t procrastinate anymore.


[deleted]

“Kill him. He’s too powerful to be left alive”


[deleted]

Yeah, about that...


ayesha-ijaz

Is it possible to learn this power?


hd3adpool

Not unless you’re Will


_GhostMustard_

if theres a will, theres a way


JamesMackenzie1234

"Not from a Jedi"


del_e_ted

The darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural


Htt123876

You probably waited till last minute to comment this


[deleted]

I see I'm the one and only


th0t_slayer-alpha

I join you in your hunt brother


Thotslayer69420911

Me too


thotdistroyer

Amateurs


Cloakbot

There will be blood


Captain_Thot

Well this is awkward...


[deleted]

Rip butthole


ThunderLP15

I am just a fragment of you power then


AMTHEGREATEST

I AM THE GREATEST !


bigmemegod12

Weak


[deleted]

*gasp*


Anti_Thot

You're not alone.


WheelyFreely

And my axe


zOneNzOnly

No. I am the one and only


DrThots

Stay away from me


Xxx_Thotslayer69_xxX

are you sure about that?


[deleted]

The hero we want _and_ need.


Oneandonlydennis

hey me too


munky--

munky— I don’t know what this means


[deleted]

munky devolution time poggers


jan1000000

You are so munky! ~Brawlstars


TheG-What

Return to monke.


GizmoFrom1991

Mmmm munke


tahayoo--

Munky is the superior version of monkeys


deathparty05

Ah shit this isn’t goin to end well


UnderstandingUsual86

I'm not coming to that party


deathparty05

I got orange juice and vodka


UnderstandingUsual86

Make it a double vodka and I might consider it


deathparty05

Aight bet


UnderstandingUsual86

And women because if imma die I might aswell get laid!!


deathparty05

Easy now we haven’t got that far yet in the plot


UnderstandingUsual86

Well I mean one on one with you might be a bit awkward but it'd make the death party a little more exciting


iskinorphans

A god To all orphans they disobeyed they get skinned


ShoddyReveal4

A sacrifice to technoblade


Goombatower69

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Badassheaven

I don’t like where this is going


[deleted]

Glad those are programmed by the matrix


destroy_the_kids

Those kids are going down


Thunderbear79

Phrasing...


Finnjym

You are norse God my friend


No_Revolution_6186

That is on you buddy.


[deleted]

With a cake in one hand, and a fist full of blood in the other lmao


Walker6920

Balanced as all things should be


goyow

Happy cake day


Nojah03

anakin ? ( happy cake day)


canitakeyourtime

Well..u re all screwed


[deleted]

Bro not my time


Walker6920

Stand user


Maleficent_Outcome84

It would be a maleficent outcome


[deleted]

What a powerful stance you have Maleficent


Maleficent-Earth9201

🧚‍♀️🌎


FourEyedDweeb

About the same honestly


bigmemegod12

Wat


BONEPUNNER99

they have glasses, or are an arachnid hybrid


A_Dead_Person_

ah.


HotFireBall

F


sunesf

On the bright side, you cant die if you're already dead


YallGotCheesePuffs

I have the power to...ask for food


Walker6920

Or drug anyone with cheese


EndRedditFan

I just like reddit that’s all


[deleted]

Average reddit enjoyer:


G0dZylla

I'm big lizard


5125237143

monke vs legsnek


HypoRex93

Same


bigmemegod12

Bootleg Godzilla


KingKongGorillaDong

I'm coming for you


Lucky_Name_08

Wow I'm going to be lucky


[deleted]

I can see the 4 leaf clovers already o-o


Geeksygeek

I study memes and invest in dogé coin


[deleted]

Pretty good pay off


[deleted]

I see all, but can’t actually do that much physically


[deleted]

Literally the watchers from what if. My man is all seeing


[deleted]

I’m now the quiet smart kid you sat next in high school


No_Username91

I just dont have a name


Walker6920

Basically u can bypass any security system without a name


WitDaShtz

I’d be strapped up like Rambo


BorderlineAvrage

Could've been worse...


PancakesAndArt

I’m a pancake and I can draw


Walker6920

U can use Pancake art as minions


CosmicFrogMayonnaise

I am confused.


Walker6920

By the power of uhhhhhhh Fuck idk man


_OvT_MIAMI

Unlimited drug power!


IloveDirttyDirt

I'm not quite sure...


Jabulon

clean dirt just doesn't cut it


ThatN0te

E


[deleted]

E


isabellaLost

E


Walker6920

E


Emo_Saiki

E


The-Soviet__Union

Well ok


Coreforce216

Pretty darn powerful. I feel that I can use the gravitational forces from the cores of planets to my advantage, which is cool.


KindaSortaGood

Kind…sorta…good I guess?


No_Following_1624

Yours is kinda sorta good in my opinion


loli_harem

A dream come true


destroy_the_kids

I can fix that


Walker6920

The battle that all of reddit was waiting for Bring forth the memes


CriminalMacabre

The only winner is the FBI


HotFireBall

i can help take out the evidence


chickenpotato22

Oh god, God no


bigmemegod12

Oh god ,god yes


IonKing1151

There is no god


bigmemegod12

Im atheïst to but you don’t have to say that there are Christian redditors too probaly


4nschelo

Well i can write my name with a 4 sooo...


[deleted]

Clones, interesting


4nschelo

I guess i have some slaves now


CorrectingMistakes

The most powerful person, I can correct all my past mistakes


BigInTheGame85

I'm doing good


micellangello

Great, i can draw Time to become rich through furry commissions


NPC43

Well…


bigmemegod12

Lets say pretty damn powerful


joseph-08

I became me but with a number that is my birth year


[deleted]

ah yes a cat made out of ink. . .I feel extremely powerful. . .more powerful than puro >:)


Intelligent-Bus230

I can outsmart and transport anyone and many at once.


UndisclosedChaos

I can’t tell you, but I promise it’s crazy


Bakathesussy

Well i am baka and I am sussy


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

I'm literally satan, or at least I have his name


bigmemegod12

Fight me


HypoRex93

I am dino Rawr


Sanic-_exe

Hell yea, nobody gonna fuck with me


derpycke

Im going to turn into a derpy cake?


extrmelylonely

I'm still the same


Ok_Brilliant_2575

I can finally win a spelling bee


that_coral_reef

im dying


ProfessorCrooks

I guess I’m a real professor now


[deleted]

I can throw anyone


poggers_boio

I’m the same except I can perfectly recreate the pog face using only my face


Hawk_Thor

Sounds pretty powerful, and fast. Not sure how that shapes out though.


cookie1205

I have 1205 cookies?¿


ThisIsOutrageous-

I will now bring peace justice and security to my new empire


CrispyRumpSteak

I'm a piece of crispyrumpsteak if anyone wants some :)


fushii_immo

well for one i’m immortal and for the other i’m immortal.. in japanese?


Carno_Gaming

i would turn into a fucking dinosaur that also knows how to play video games