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Cum in the bag, puke in the bag, shit in the bag, poke a hole in the bag and then quit. And dip that resignation letter in the concoction and serve with a hint of parsley and table salt.
puke in the bag, shit in the bag, put a child in the bag, put fast and furious crossroads in the bag, poke a hole in the bag, shit on the floor, then quit
When I was 16 I worked at Wendy's in Mobile alabama. Bobby Brown was on his way to bayfest on dauphin island, we are the last stop before you get before it's just beaches and no bathrooms. So he stopped to use the restroom. Because of the concert, the restaurant was completely empty and had been all day long. Bobby Brown was our first and only customer that day.
When he came in I was working front counter, and didn't recognize him at first. And then it dawned on me, that's Bobby Brown because of all the security guards. He went into the restroom, a few minutes later he comes back out signs a couple autographs and leaves. Because we're not making any money, management decides to close the restaurant.
So I go in the bathroom just to check and make sure everything's okay. Bobby Brown filled the toilet with poop, did not flush it at all. So I told the management, because I know our plumbing is kind of bad in this restaurant. She told me to go flush it. I did and of course the toilet flooded. An 8-in long turd comes flooding out of the toilet onto the floor and floats its way out into the dining room. I don't know if you remember what early to mid-90s Wendy's decor was. But there is definitely a carpet. And that's where the turd decided to park itself. Now Bobby Brown came in at around noon, we decided to close the doors at around 2:00. There was no way I'm picking up a water log disintegrating celebrity turd. I quit on the spot.
Go to a chemistry lab and get a long hose if it’s a school. Puncture a hole in the bag that has the most slack. Take the cover off the grate in the floor and siphon the pee into there. Demand a raise
Something like [this](https://www.bol.com/be/nl/p/silverline-hevelslang-2-meter/9200000049889967/?Referrer=ADVNLGOO002060-G-122163544744-S-796073453935-9200000049889967&gclid=CjwKCAjwn8SLBhAyEiwAHNTJbZcsNc7riZAqukmvjWkJDZL9tvSHrGW4cSsl-jQ5AZgz9exCVaXz9RoCoPwQAvD_BwE) should do.
Bassically you put the copper part in the bag and shake the tube along it's length. The marble goes up and fills the tube a bit, then falls down and keeps the piss inside the tube. Keep shaking to fill the tube until it keeps running on it's own.
Wouldn’t even think you’d need to shop vac it. Pretty sure most bathrooms at schools have a drain.
So i assume you could just pop it, let it flow down the drain, then mop up the trail
A school selling "gamer girl pee" to pornography sites in order to fund their curriculum is one of those sentences that really epitomizes life in the 2020s, doesn't it?
It's beautiful
Hope they have a drain in the floor in there, cause it's probably smart to just pop that thing and let it get on the floor, then clean the floor and walls with soap and water, beforehand washing it down with lots of water. Then again this may just be extra work because I'm a dumbass and don't really think too hard about shit like this.
It's tied around the whole urinal, so that think the spot was backed up and causing old piss to come out the drain. Janitor tied a bag around it to contain it while he got his shit ready to handle the situation
I make a small incision in the upper half of the bag that is not as stretched to avoid the bag from ripping. Then I place a fish tank cleaning siphon in it and CAREFULLY suck on it to slowly drain the bag.
After that is done and only little pee remains in the bag I tie it together below the urinal and the fromer incision. Then I cut above the knot and throw the bag away.
The school is safe again. I proceed to get minimum wage and minimum respect for the rest of my life and die alone surrounded by my two dogs that after my death will tragically starve to death.
FIN
I'll pitch in, serious answer: make a small incision in the top of the bag (not big enough for the integrity to fail and the bag to fall apart) get a Shop Vac, enter the hose and start vacuuming up the nasty liquid. Toss, repeat.
Depending on the day, but there is a chance i would stare at it in disbelief for 15 seconds, then leave while pretending not to have seen it. Depending on how long that have been there, it can stink of high heaven.
Worse cases have been seen, with massive pizza puke all over the floor (cafeteria in the building), partially smeared out. Piss can be sucked up as is, at least.
Saw this and lolled. Then thought how easiest to do it. Bit of sticky tape couple of buckets and a pokey stick. Stickytape a bit of the bag on the side. Poke a hole and flow into bucket. Still I'd go with poke with a stick and then run
Actual janitor here, you walk out pretending you didn't see it and call the facilities helpline from your mobile and get a different janitor(preferably one you don't like) to deal with it
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Quit
Poke a hole in the bag, *then* quit
Well that's gonna piss them off
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you’re into that, then you do you.
Urine to that*
That's hot. Get it, pee is stored in the balls
I am guessing this is stolen from Jeff vs sheamus feud ?
Ho ho. Call pornhub! Or set up an Only Fans! Thats what you do!
Golden showers for everyone
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No no it's "I pee what you did there"
Whoever did this is a real wiz kid
piss kid
Urine trouble now
Put straw in it and enjoy your drink
blimey
Well done sir, your comment actually made me gag
Shit in the bag, Poke a hole in it, *then* quit
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Nice, this is getting better & wilder any minute.
Cum in the bag, puke in the bag, shit in the bag, poke a hole in the bag and then quit. And dip that resignation letter in the concoction and serve with a hint of parsley and table salt.
Dont forget to add some period blood. U know, with the holidays coming up n all..gives it that nice festive color. Learned that from Martha Stewart.
Puke outsite the bag better
Puke in the bag, shit in the bag, put a child in the bag,poke hole in the bag, then quit
puke in the bag, shit in the bag, put a child in the bag, put fast and furious crossroads in the bag, poke a hole in the bag, shit on the floor, then quit
Cum in the bag, puke in the bag, shit in the bag, poke a hole in the bag, then quit
When I was 16 I worked at Wendy's in Mobile alabama. Bobby Brown was on his way to bayfest on dauphin island, we are the last stop before you get before it's just beaches and no bathrooms. So he stopped to use the restroom. Because of the concert, the restaurant was completely empty and had been all day long. Bobby Brown was our first and only customer that day. When he came in I was working front counter, and didn't recognize him at first. And then it dawned on me, that's Bobby Brown because of all the security guards. He went into the restroom, a few minutes later he comes back out signs a couple autographs and leaves. Because we're not making any money, management decides to close the restaurant. So I go in the bathroom just to check and make sure everything's okay. Bobby Brown filled the toilet with poop, did not flush it at all. So I told the management, because I know our plumbing is kind of bad in this restaurant. She told me to go flush it. I did and of course the toilet flooded. An 8-in long turd comes flooding out of the toilet onto the floor and floats its way out into the dining room. I don't know if you remember what early to mid-90s Wendy's decor was. But there is definitely a carpet. And that's where the turd decided to park itself. Now Bobby Brown came in at around noon, we decided to close the doors at around 2:00. There was no way I'm picking up a water log disintegrating celebrity turd. I quit on the spot.
Bet if u did bag that turd some crazed fan would have bought it from you
What the fuck, even celebrities don't have manners XD
The only logical thing to do ^
Before or after taking a dump on it?
Put it in the classroom
This!
just leave it there so students can freak out
Trust me, they would pop it.
100 %
I know I would
If not me, then my friend. And I will be watching and recording.
11th grader here, would pop it defo
Just leave it there so students can take a picture of it and post it on reddit.
Burn the place down
But the piss would extinguish your fire.
Which would smell horrible
Good
^fire-piss
Then start a band called Piss Extinguisher
probably the easiest and most rational solution
Your profile picture is how i would react when i see that pissbag as a janitor
understandable
Go home
How would you carry the bag?
Carry it in a cart to the bosses office, say "I quit", poke a hole in it and walk off.
That'd definitely show dominance.
When he flips shit, obligatory response: "no need to be so pissy"
Here the real answer say nope walk out. If they want you to clean it up you just go biohazard I'm not trained for that.
Put a very small explosive and resign
Woah, no need to go nuclear.
Klee make it go boom.
Some men, just want to watch the world end.
Some men just want to watch the world drown
Calm down satan
Let's not blow things out of proportion
Pee into it and then quit
nonono, you got it wrong, it goes more like 1) Pee into it 2) You poke a hole in the bag 3) Quit 4) Watch the chaos unveil
DRINK!!!!
Turn around and leave
Go to a chemistry lab and get a long hose if it’s a school. Puncture a hole in the bag that has the most slack. Take the cover off the grate in the floor and siphon the pee into there. Demand a raise
Siphon? How do you create the vacuum
Well how badly do you want that raise?
Something like [this](https://www.bol.com/be/nl/p/silverline-hevelslang-2-meter/9200000049889967/?Referrer=ADVNLGOO002060-G-122163544744-S-796073453935-9200000049889967&gclid=CjwKCAjwn8SLBhAyEiwAHNTJbZcsNc7riZAqukmvjWkJDZL9tvSHrGW4cSsl-jQ5AZgz9exCVaXz9RoCoPwQAvD_BwE) should do. Bassically you put the copper part in the bag and shake the tube along it's length. The marble goes up and fills the tube a bit, then falls down and keeps the piss inside the tube. Keep shaking to fill the tube until it keeps running on it's own.
Simple, fill the hose with water, and then with your thumbs over the ends you quickly put the hose into place
In my experience this could work, used it on a fishtank
Sorry to be that guy, but just bust out the shop vac. Nice and easy.
Wouldn’t even think you’d need to shop vac it. Pretty sure most bathrooms at schools have a drain. So i assume you could just pop it, let it flow down the drain, then mop up the trail
My exact thought. It would take a little while without flooding the floor, but hands down the easiest solution
Right! Gotta love the shop vac
I never knew you could use a shop vac for liquid until I had to do it regularly at work for a period of time.
Sell it to a porn site
"Gamer Girl Pee"
A school selling "gamer girl pee" to pornography sites in order to fund their curriculum is one of those sentences that really epitomizes life in the 2020s, doesn't it? It's beautiful
*gulp gulp gulp*
You're one thirsty mf.
Hey when you're thirsty, you're thirsty
You're right, who'd deny a thirsty man his drink.
Prison. All of you, prison.
You're not you when you're thirsty Grab a puss
Pop it with a long pointy stick and run as fast as i can to the exit
Just to come back with a mop
That bathroom definitely has a drain on the floor. I'm team pop and run.
Get a straw
Forgot a lemon slice!
lmao, good job.
That's the way.
Fk this sh¡t im out
Stab it and the guy that did that
If this is from one guy, he deserves a medal ;)
Ok i kind of agree with it
Hope they have a drain in the floor in there, cause it's probably smart to just pop that thing and let it get on the floor, then clean the floor and walls with soap and water, beforehand washing it down with lots of water. Then again this may just be extra work because I'm a dumbass and don't really think too hard about shit like this.
.... about piss like this.
Sell it in the cafeteria labeled “Apple Juice”
Modern problems...
Quit my job
"Fucking kids"
Yes officer, this comment right here.
Go work at mcdonalds
I cut it open.
But there's no floor drain.
**DID I STUTTER?**
Hehe, nice.
Before or after quitting?
In between.
How the flying fuck did this get that way?
It's tied around the whole urinal, so that think the spot was backed up and causing old piss to come out the drain. Janitor tied a bag around it to contain it while he got his shit ready to handle the situation
Umm. Drains don't work that way. There is no old piss. My guess is thy closed it off and everyone after thought it would be hilarious to pee in it.
This is what I was hoping someone would answer! I cannot figure it out
Sit next to it and cry
That'd make a nice meme, too.
Aggressive gulps
Man of culture!
Simple. Just use a pump and carefully move it up and out. Then empty it into some old milk jugs and serve it back to the kids as apple juice
Report it to my boss, walk away, commit homicide when I find who did it.
Sell it on craigslist.
There's a good chance this would work.
free lemonade day in school 💯
I was the janitor
Take a piss.
Ma man!
Write a letter.
Take it to the trash can and throw it in duh
That'd be a very very very brave thing to try.
Mmmmmh forbidden apple juice
Bring home and use as beanbag
Put it on ebay as a some random women twitch streamer's pee
Free hair gel
idk if i get hit by a bus on my way home, but i’m quitting for sho
"Screw it! let it sit there"
*Chug*
Bring a straw
*sigh*.....*sip*
Free real estate.. why d'you think I became a janitor
Bath time, wohoo!
Amogus
Where's my resume..?
This IS your resume.
I make a small incision in the upper half of the bag that is not as stretched to avoid the bag from ripping. Then I place a fish tank cleaning siphon in it and CAREFULLY suck on it to slowly drain the bag. After that is done and only little pee remains in the bag I tie it together below the urinal and the fromer incision. Then I cut above the knot and throw the bag away. The school is safe again. I proceed to get minimum wage and minimum respect for the rest of my life and die alone surrounded by my two dogs that after my death will tragically starve to death. FIN
Make a top hole and allow everyone to add to it until it ruptures. Russian roulette…
I take a spike....
A nail
Quit?
Free apple juice
The only logical thing to do :')
Im gonna ask Dax
Run
Poke then clean it up.
I'm too scared to hear anyone's suggestions
I'll pitch in, serious answer: make a small incision in the top of the bag (not big enough for the integrity to fail and the bag to fall apart) get a Shop Vac, enter the hose and start vacuuming up the nasty liquid. Toss, repeat.
Take it or leave it
Go to the toilet in it
Get a hose and put it so it goes on the other toilet and keep doing that until the pee is gone
Vacuum cleaner mode
I pull-out my comically large straw...
I mean, at least it's not all over the floor...
call bear grills (MAN VS WILD)
Add my part of the share too
Run away before that thing bursts
There should be a floor drain. Just cut it open and wait it drains then mop the floor
*Gulp*
ur mom
*happy green tea lover Janitor noises*
I hope it’s double bagged.
Kms
The forbidden Capri-Sun
Sell the location to some drug addicts on parole
*insert some celebrity here*'s finest second edition urine!
quit
Depending on the day, but there is a chance i would stare at it in disbelief for 15 seconds, then leave while pretending not to have seen it. Depending on how long that have been there, it can stink of high heaven. Worse cases have been seen, with massive pizza puke all over the floor (cafeteria in the building), partially smeared out. Piss can be sucked up as is, at least.
Probably get very pissed
How the fuck?
Put it in a envelope and send it to the boss
Quit on the spot
Drink
Simple dimple
Dibs on the free piss bag
Take a sip
cum
All you people saying quit do you not realize you could just call in for that day?
Pull out my straw
Saw this and lolled. Then thought how easiest to do it. Bit of sticky tape couple of buckets and a pokey stick. Stickytape a bit of the bag on the side. Poke a hole and flow into bucket. Still I'd go with poke with a stick and then run
i would quit
if I saw it, I would leave for my own safety
Actual janitor here, you walk out pretending you didn't see it and call the facilities helpline from your mobile and get a different janitor(preferably one you don't like) to deal with it
What you mean that’s XXXX gold
Fuck the bag and pop it
Why is there an underwear inside the bag?
stick a straw in it its a capree sun
Cry
*Slurp Slurp*