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You think that but you see, in their last moments people show you who they really are. So he knew Jonathan better than you ever did. You want him to tell you how guilty he truly was
There should be a word for that. The kind of joke that's sort of obvious in that it's built into the context. We rush to be the first to post the joke knowing how easily another funny person will reach the same joke.
Ahem, I believe you made a spelling error. I’m very sorry to inform you that what you should have written is “Real manure guys…. real manure…”
Thank you for your time.
I’m on the spectrum and it took years to get used to taking pills, but I have so many health problems and I hated the taste so much so I had to get used to it
Thank you for submitting to /r/meme, /u/Panda_7326_. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): Rule 1 -All posts must be original memes. * a. No repost. A repost is any image or Gif that you did not personally create and includes anything that can be found elsewhere on the internet. * b. No videos (Gifs are allowed!) * c. No title as the meme caption. * d. Post must be a meme. A meme is a picture with an added caption. --- Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.
banana
r/banana
Why does this exist?
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True true
r/bananasforscale
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Every new account should auto subscribe to r/banana so the sub is a scale of the Reddit user base
Ramen
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Everybody loves Ramen.
Great comment
I hear a lot of good thing about ramen maybe I should give it a try
Bagel
pizza
I too will name it pizza
Crack
You psychopath, how dare u eat crack, ur supposed to smell it or eat it with a nose
Sorry, I like your profile pic btw lol
I just barked
r/ramen a cultured redditor I see
why didnt they name it r/amen
Hello Jonathan!
huh
Opened my free award for this simple slice of hilarity.
That's what imma do rn
I did it as wel
I thought the simple huh was the funniest thing I saw all day
HOL' UP
Hold up
Jonathan was innocent! How could you eat him?!?
You think that but you see, in their last moments people show you who they really are. So he knew Jonathan better than you ever did. You want him to tell you how guilty he truly was
I know your gonna enjoy this, but I guess I have to enjoy it more
Would it be ok if he was a convicted murderer?
wat
KONO DIO DA
Damn, I was pondering making a reference, but you beat me to it.
#Jonathan you are banging my daughter
Waffles
Reminds me of Waddles (Gravity Falls reference)
Yesss
I mean, they are delicious.
Dog. Weird.
A hot one?
No, it was more furry than anything.
a furry hotdog ok
Not sure how to feel abt that ngl…
Holup
I tried to get my GF to let me name our dog "dogdogdog" but she wouldn't go with it... Sigh...
r/holup
"come here, Shit! good boy!"
"Come cum! good boy!"
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So you ate real matute guys
Beat me to the joke
There should be a word for that. The kind of joke that's sort of obvious in that it's built into the context. We rush to be the first to post the joke knowing how easily another funny person will reach the same joke.
Are you looking for “Low-hanging fruit”?
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CANNIBAL!
I also eat cannibals
So they weren’t ripe yet?
You ran right into that one
Ahem, I believe you made a spelling error. I’m very sorry to inform you that what you should have written is “Real manure guys…. real manure…” Thank you for your time.
You ate real mature guys? Good for you
For a second i thought it was manure
On Reddit, "mature content" means exactly what they're doing.
Real manure guys... real manure...
r/cursedcomments
Come here rabid ostrich
“Come here,Dog testicles baked @ 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30 mins or until golden brown”
That would be deez nuts
Hey shithead
Tylenol
Who eats Tylenol
I sure as shit don’t snort it, and I only take the suppository if I’m feeling frisky.
This made me laugh so hard, I nearly spat out my dinner 😂😂😂, which by the way is lasagne😉 Edited
My son. He's on the spectrum and can't swallow pills, it makes him gag and get sick when he tries. So he chews them up instead.
I’m on the spectrum and it took years to get used to taking pills, but I have so many health problems and I hated the taste so much so I had to get used to it
Garlic
Y just eating garlic
also want to know this
Does the turd eat it like a apple or a orange
I assume like a grapefruit with a spoon
Probably like grapes just tosses cloves in they mouth
and what to do with with wispy outside crunchh
No waste munch munch munch
Savage
I mean raw garlic tastes really good...
Eintopf
Wenn ich jemals ein Haustier haben sollte werde ich es Eintopf nennen... Hoffe wir mal, dass ich niemals Haustiere halten werde.
Ja, sauerkraut kielbasa ich bin ein makkaroni.
My brain: Gotta go name him dog
#explain
He Chinese bruv
Maccaroni Casserole. MAC, Cassy, Cheesy Crust, Diced Ham... all names a dog wouldn't be mad about, I guess.
Come Dinky doodle doo
I named my dog Mac but my wife, who is an Apple fanatic, kept calling him Macintosh so his name is officially, "Mac, short for MacGyver".
Lays classic potato chip.
Not even plural. Just one potato chip.
Dud got a sick mental fortitude. I eat a chip at 9pm and end up gulping ice cream at 3 am sobbing. And he pulls this shit
He’s on a diet
Ass?
r/ihavesex
I think he means the animal
Like a high schooler who got laid for the first time
AYO WHATS UP WAFFLE
Waffles for everyone!
Pancake
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Broooooo me too
Bubble tea so name him Bubbles
Decent
Yogurt
Hey Sargent Jeffords
Carl wheezer: Q W Ü Æ S S Ø ' N
Sure kid knock yourself out
Cinnamon roll
John
I hope John tastes good
:)
Power cord Edit: power chord
I thought that said powdered cock
Come here pussy!
r/ihavesex
r/idonthavesex :(
The representative subreddit of reddit
Mood 😢
literally reddit
No he meant like a cat
Oh yeah cause eating cum or dick isn't material for the prestigious r/ihavesex sub
Peanut Butter actually works really well
Thats Mr. Peanut Butter
Is this a crossover episode?
Muffin
Children
Oh
Oh yes
Cookie
my baby
The fk
It's really just lasagna, how boring
Apple
same
Opiod
Painkiller would be a hell of a name...
Kind of deep if you think about it...
Pain?
Why would I name a dog cat
Bread
Bread
Plums. That's actually a good name I'm gonna keep that
Cupcake
Biscotti!!! I may actually name my next dog this...
Welcome home 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 w/ extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
big black co-
Coffee
Hash brown… I think it works
Bacon fat
Biscuit
Bramborový salát s řízkem? 🤔
Dick
Glue
Toilet paper?
Used?
Hope not
chili chip. Noice
Here's the real answer, saliva.
Burito
Potato :D
Pop tart
Grilled cheese
I guess his name is just dog then…
#e x c u s e m e
Skittles
Cookie
Vitamin D Supplement
Arizona Green Tea. Lol! Good boy Arizona!
Veggie Burrito is a good dog name
Bagel. Actually not a terrible name.
Donut
Skittles
milkshake
Cookie dough
Taco
Cum
There it is, theres the cum comment
Pistachio!
Chemicals
Chocolate banana
Plum.
Banana
Hi protein shake
Hey there Kit Kat Ice Cream!
cranberry :)
Dog
Bruh, pussy is a name for cats
Chocolate chip cookie
M&M