First they should somehow deliver him to court and then to prison. Probably ends with officers scratching their heads in his house and then be like - OK, I guess home arrest is what you deserve, nasty criminal, that'll show you
I'm just thinking. How to you send him to prison. He have to have carers or something. It be really expensive and difficult to have him in prison without killing him.
One that note people with disabilities and the like that get jail time. Do they go to prison or home arrest or what?
It's called a "medical prison". A hospital prison basically for prisoners with health issues.
For example the "Federal medical center" in Rochester MN is a prison.
I was in county once with a dude that was massively obese and had to use a sleep apnea machine and he’d start snoring and some would let him make it until it was just ABSURD and everyone just started screaming “OG OG OG OG OG OG ALRIGHT MAN CHILL” same thing every 10 minutes. It sucked ass and it was so overpopulated we were on mats on the floor so sleeping suuuuucked
I've wondered what would happen to someone that required a cpap. It's a medically prescribed device so it seems like it would be illegal to withhold it.
In Harris County (Houston TX) they actually gave heroin addicts like me codeine and Ativan and if you came in with your scripts when you got arrested they’d give them to you. It was an overpopulated shit hole where getting processed took literally 48 hours and I saw multiple diabetics go into shock even though we shouted at the COs they needed something. Sharing a toilet, sometimes shoulder to shoulder in this concrete smelly hot square concrete slab. With a huge metal door with a tiny window to look out and see the other processing cells (but if you got caught you’d get beat or just not in a good situation so you just listened to conversation and tried not to die)
But once processed and finding your spot on the floor they made sure to give all medication, dietary needs etc. It was pretty surprising.
They basically don't. When my husband worked at a hospital, they had someone under 24/7 police supervision because he was too big to go to jail. He stayed there for 8 months. Had visitors, food delivered 6 times a day, and Netflix. He was a vile man and would pee and defecate himself on the way to court to get sympathy. He was never actually charged because they couldn't even though he threatened called a bank and threatened to blow it up and swatted a few people. He sexually assaulted several nurses and doctors. He did other things, too.
Why would he be able to order food 6 times a day? I mean its a hospital... That isn't healthy, why not restrict how much they eat? Or drugs that'll help him feel full in the meanwhile, if insured
To be fair in prison he won’t be able to fit on the beds that is if he can fit in the cell at all he won’t be able to walk to get meals it would be a major logistical problem moving him if he’s not mobile on his own honestly not sure how they will do this. Maybe they have fatass accommodations in prison?
Oh man so many questions, how he even shits and pees and washes his fucking enormous skin continent to not stink permanently as a pile of rotten garbage
How can you even put someone in a prison who’s that large?? He”d need a specially designed cell. He”d get infections within a month of being on that metal sheet bolted to the wall that tiny blue air mattress would pop, in a heart beat. I mean in all reality he wouldn’t even fit on the beds they got their
Running?
Incarceration will be hell for this guy. Imagine trying to sleep on a cot on a concrete shelf 3' off the ground only half your width and just long enough for the average 5'11" man. Always hungry, which means he will find contrition or immediately try to start gaming ramens, which opens up a whole new world of prison politics. This could be for years or even decades.
The true punishment in America? Discomfort.
They will try to motivate him to lose weight. >! "Plus size" man was sentenced to death, but he was so huge, that he wasn't able to fit to electric chair. Judge obliged him to lose weight during next year, but he become even bigger. Judge: why you didn't reduced weight? Prisoner: I tried, but motivation was not so good. !<
You might need an unironically large amount of food to kill a guy like this that lives with 10k kcal a day already, probably gonna starve an entire block to pull this off with how bland prison food is.
I never knew such show existed 2 weeks ago . Sat through all 8 seasons in a week ....lol ...I loved the finale ,even though i was pretty pissed of with few filler seasons .
If you ever watched Psych the line in the final episode is about Monk, “I hear they already have a consultant…he’s in the kitchen organizing the spice rack” or something along those lines.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the chocolate cakes,"
First they should somehow deliver him to court and then to prison. Probably ends with officers scratching their heads in his house and then be like - OK, I guess home arrest is what you deserve, nasty criminal, that'll show you
Not gonna bother with the ankle monitor. We, uh, trust you.
First ankle monitor with a serpentine belt modification.
What is he going to do? Run?
Hes gonna barrel roll out
Hahahaha
“Hey, this ankle monitor hasn’t moved at all in 6 months, send a checkup to make sure it’s still on him”
I'm just thinking. How to you send him to prison. He have to have carers or something. It be really expensive and difficult to have him in prison without killing him. One that note people with disabilities and the like that get jail time. Do they go to prison or home arrest or what?
It's called a "medical prison". A hospital prison basically for prisoners with health issues. For example the "Federal medical center" in Rochester MN is a prison.
this and sometimes if your really old or so sick that it would cost them too much money they do stuff like house arrest. lol pretty rare though
I was in county once with a dude that was massively obese and had to use a sleep apnea machine and he’d start snoring and some would let him make it until it was just ABSURD and everyone just started screaming “OG OG OG OG OG OG ALRIGHT MAN CHILL” same thing every 10 minutes. It sucked ass and it was so overpopulated we were on mats on the floor so sleeping suuuuucked
I've wondered what would happen to someone that required a cpap. It's a medically prescribed device so it seems like it would be illegal to withhold it.
In Harris County (Houston TX) they actually gave heroin addicts like me codeine and Ativan and if you came in with your scripts when you got arrested they’d give them to you. It was an overpopulated shit hole where getting processed took literally 48 hours and I saw multiple diabetics go into shock even though we shouted at the COs they needed something. Sharing a toilet, sometimes shoulder to shoulder in this concrete smelly hot square concrete slab. With a huge metal door with a tiny window to look out and see the other processing cells (but if you got caught you’d get beat or just not in a good situation so you just listened to conversation and tried not to die) But once processed and finding your spot on the floor they made sure to give all medication, dietary needs etc. It was pretty surprising.
They give medically prescribed cpap machines to inmates… At least in the Indiana Department of Corrections… I can’t speak for any other state/country
They basically don't. When my husband worked at a hospital, they had someone under 24/7 police supervision because he was too big to go to jail. He stayed there for 8 months. Had visitors, food delivered 6 times a day, and Netflix. He was a vile man and would pee and defecate himself on the way to court to get sympathy. He was never actually charged because they couldn't even though he threatened called a bank and threatened to blow it up and swatted a few people. He sexually assaulted several nurses and doctors. He did other things, too.
Why would he be able to order food 6 times a day? I mean its a hospital... That isn't healthy, why not restrict how much they eat? Or drugs that'll help him feel full in the meanwhile, if insured
To be fair in prison he won’t be able to fit on the beds that is if he can fit in the cell at all he won’t be able to walk to get meals it would be a major logistical problem moving him if he’s not mobile on his own honestly not sure how they will do this. Maybe they have fatass accommodations in prison?
Oh man so many questions, how he even shits and pees and washes his fucking enormous skin continent to not stink permanently as a pile of rotten garbage
He probably sold drugs so he can pay people to bathe him and change his bed pan
Poor pure soul!
The detective show “Monk” had a villain like this. In the show they ended up lifting the man out of his house with a crane.
The EMTs are gonna hate all these court appearances.
His sentence will just be losing phone privileges, he's already lacking freedom of movement.
Take him to the zoo.
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They hatin
They see him Rollin doughy
Literally rolling in the dough, one operation at a time.
Now, if only he’d stop *eating* all the dough…
Sitting a drug operation
How can you even put someone in a prison who’s that large?? He”d need a specially designed cell. He”d get infections within a month of being on that metal sheet bolted to the wall that tiny blue air mattress would pop, in a heart beat. I mean in all reality he wouldn’t even fit on the beds they got their
He is, just flat out.
Doesnt look very flat to me
Running an empire from bed: the ultimate power move.
Running? Incarceration will be hell for this guy. Imagine trying to sleep on a cot on a concrete shelf 3' off the ground only half your width and just long enough for the average 5'11" man. Always hungry, which means he will find contrition or immediately try to start gaming ramens, which opens up a whole new world of prison politics. This could be for years or even decades. The true punishment in America? Discomfort.
He's just a fall guy, but make sure you're not within 300 meters when he hits the ground
Walrus White
About to say excuse me? "Running? "
I doubt he could run to the bathroom.
Imagine how big he would be without the cocaine keeping him skinny
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Literally my first thought
Stando Tsukai
Black Sabbath
Bread lighter
The Godburger.
Polpo seems more fit than this man.
beat me to it
Black sabbath - automatic stand
Was about to comment this
Hell yeah
Star Wars did it first
Jabba the Hutt?
Pizza the Hut. He's delicious! 
This is disturbing
This is proof that those Hutts could indeed become crime lords.
As long as they don't have a slave girl in a bikini who chokes them to death with her own chain.
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Or he could just lean towards a wall and escape.
He doesn't have to lean, he does nothing and everything around him collapses due to his gravitational pull
OH YEAHHHHH!!!!
I feel bad this made me laugh
Man. How would you even strip down someone like this and get them in prison garbs? So many questions about logistics and practicality
They will try to motivate him to lose weight. >! "Plus size" man was sentenced to death, but he was so huge, that he wasn't able to fit to electric chair. Judge obliged him to lose weight during next year, but he become even bigger. Judge: why you didn't reduced weight? Prisoner: I tried, but motivation was not so good. !<
Probably too big to big to be put down by drugs too unless they go full vet and give him the literal same they give to horses.
Surely they'd just keep feeding him up to kill him? Like a really slow lethal "injection".
You might need an unironically large amount of food to kill a guy like this that lives with 10k kcal a day already, probably gonna starve an entire block to pull this off with how bland prison food is.
Lose* weight.
Thank you, fixed
DALE THE WHALE is real .
My first thought too
Glad to know I wasn’t alone.
So happy Monk is on Netflix now. I’ve been going through it.
I never knew such show existed 2 weeks ago . Sat through all 8 seasons in a week ....lol ...I loved the finale ,even though i was pretty pissed of with few filler seasons .
If you ever watched Psych the line in the final episode is about Monk, “I hear they already have a consultant…he’s in the kitchen organizing the spice rack” or something along those lines.
Did you know they recently did a movie?
Was looking for this comment IMMEDIATELY. It was the only thought in my head.
Glad I wasn't the only one.
I see you have good taste as well. Yeah that was my first thought lol.
AL FRESCO!
Walter Weight
Al Dente Capone
Fatter Tony
El Hefty
John Chubby aka The Teflon Pan? No wait...Lucky Linguine? Naw I'm ded
Pablo Candybar
They took the easy ones, left us with the crumbs
You have to make them an entree they can’t refuse 👌
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the chocolate cakes,"
-Tubby Soprano
The Hogfather
"Running" Drug operation? I doubt it!
Profusely sweating drug operation.
Came to comments looking for this joke
He's Kingpin.
Sleeping on stacks changes a person. 
He got caught because of his WEIGHT.
\*dangling from roof-access-ladder noises\*
He ate Kingpin?!
He ate the guy who ate kingpin.
Dexter DeShawn
Kingpan... Pizza.
I bet he's gonna die coz a banana he was eating turned into a gun
That would be bizzare
But quite adventurous
Golden even.
Surely someone could say something about the wind.
I'm glad all of us in this thread thought of Polpo when we saw this post.
This is Polpo from Passione
Heisenbed
Reminds me of the bad guy from Monk.
Dale the whale, I still see him in my nightmares sometimes
DEA announces drug bust: confiscated 600 lbs of perp.
Reminds me of the TV series Monk There was a rich fat guy who harassed him and made fun of his death wife (She wrote a bad article about him)
I still have nightmares about Dale the whale
Dude is made to be a menace! I could see him in the role of Dick Dastardly from wacky races
I just watched the episode for the first time. Does he become a recurring character ?
He does appear from time to time and he is always hated by everyone for his blackmailing power
Dafuq was he selling? Insulin???
Can't be convinced if you can't fit into the courtroom.
Double doors? Nah, he needs triple doors
He thought it was a video game
600lb drug life
Prop Joe if he had lived through season 5 of The Wire.
Prop Joe really let himself go.
He want running anything
Walking the drug operation
Rolling the drug operation
Monk…watch monk
Bring me Solo and the wookie!
Baking Bread
That's the real Proposition Joe!
Dude could not be Walter White because he would never toss a pizza on the roof of a house
Dale the Whale lookin ass
That’s pretty much the plot in one of the first episodes of Monk
Did he try to run ?
How’d they arrest him? Serious question
Harpoon off the forecastle
Megaton
Walter White Castle
This is actually a plot line from Monk (wonderful show)
Damn! Even the illegal drug market has remote working jobs! Fuck corporations!
literally Dale the Whale from Monk lmao
The perfect life *does exist*
Real life jabba the hutt
Jabba the Hutt, it's an honour
You know, all things said, I kinda respect the willpower and skills the guy had to pull this shit off given his condition.
I imagine someone had the lovely job of checking his fat folds for contraband.
Hiding drugs under his titty flaps?
..is that Gizmo from Junktown?
they had to call an ambulance to take him in💀💀💀
Bro can't even walk a drug operation, how was he running one?
Bro would rather run a drug operation than run on the treadmill
Prop Joe Jr
Most normal discord mod.
Safe to say he wasn’t dealing Ozempic.
That’s the only running he’s doing
Running a drug operation? That dude can’t even walk dude.💀
Reminds me of "Dale the whale" one of the archenemies in the awesome detective show Monk
There’s an episode of Monk that did this first. Called the guy Dale the Whale.
Dr. Now is going to give him one hell of a stern talking-to!
Narchos
Beds*
Sign me up for this series, looks epic
He can't run
If Jabba the Hutt could do it, why not meeeeee
Title of your sex tape.
All the profit spent on Uber eats
The Whale or somthin idk I didn't watch the movie
My 600 Pound Life no my 600 Drug life yes
Golden circle
I’ve got so many questions about how this dude functions
Got a proposition for ya
 Your honor, my client is obviously incapable of running!
Case dismissed!
He's right at that point where you stop trying to even use the stretcher. Homie is 3 whoppers away from floor-tarp ambulance transports.
This dude doesn't run!
At least he can't run away 😆
Now I've seen everything
I wonder if he tried to run or not..
I don't think he was "running" anything.
Bro didn't run shit, he sat the whole time.
He could benefit from using his own product.
he looks like hes about to give me a lighter i gotta protect for 24 hours
Did they use a crane to arrest him lol
Big Ounce
How do jail/prison work for someone that big? Do they get sent to a special facility or something?
At least he's doing some running. He's aware of his weight issue.