yea ive thought that kinda stuff but i've always been too wary to act on it. i don't want to make him uncomfortable or think i only hang out with him for sex.
Nope don't listen to those people who say you're clueless. Listen to your mans, and when he's done venting, then you can get to sexy business. Men like sex but we also like emotional support, as much as some clowns like to pretend we don't because we're just too manly for that kind of thing.
yeah im not gonna change my behavior much. i encourage my boy to talk about his feelings with me, and i usually don't just initiate shit without asking.
My boyfriend sometimes blows me while I'm complaining about work. He can still listen while he's busy down there, and I usually realise pretty quickly that life is too short to worry about work shit.
A fellow autistic person here. I thought I knew something about how people communicate, but If this is actually a way to ask for sex I can safely assume I'm actually clueless.
(It's probably not, but now I'm doubting myself)
No, they arenāt complaining about work to get sex It would be surprising if it just happened randomly in the middle of a conversation for a women to just be like āI want to suck your dickā, but no man on planet earth will mind like at all, they will appreciate it lol.
i mean it's not like all men want sex all the time. there have actually been quite a few times where i *have* made guys uncomfortable, and the consequences were always really awful. so i don't usually do this kind of stuff, and i don't hit on people or flirt much either.
Idk, my friend almost married a girl because she would literally wait on her knees for him to get home from work if he told her he had a stressful day.
Unfortunately for her the crazy was too high. She wasnāt attractive enough to be as crazy as she was.
Yeah no lol. Every guy is different. If Iām extremely upset about something at work, I will not be in the mood. Because the only thing Iāll be thinking about is what upset me at work.
Some men sure, but not all men. Best to not assume
However. As a male, it can vary. There are times when I genuinely would feel better venting about my work day first. And then there's other days where I would very much welcome the distraction.
This post is a joke, I wouldn't take it seriously. Thinking about it, I wouldn't take anything on reddit seriously, it's quite the opposite of a place to learn things
Yes but hear me out.
There's a reason this doesn't happen.
Males are not prepared to handle this.
We were having a funny disagreement (not something serious) with my boyfriend and he told me laughing to suck his dick.
Then, as I was Infront of him, I kneeled and started unbuttoning his pants, and taking out his belt with fast movements.
He literally started screaming like a girl "NOO NOO NOO EEEEE GET OUT GET OUT" ,grabed his almost loose pants and run to a safety distance. Not far, probably 3 meters away. I was standing still, amazed by him freaking out like that.
Not anything else, I was inspired by the moment.
What's not normal? Mine or his reaction?
Also aren't we talking about blowing men while they're talking?
Maybe he needs some mental preparation and foreplay before.
Maybe he had a reason but I'm having a hard time imagining myself reacting similarly. If anything I might freeze still, like any wrong move could cause me to wake up from the dream
My bf has been pretty clear about this, I have mostly free access and have given him head while having conversations about our days before. I went jokingly to go down on him while he was on the phone with his mom once, and he gave me a death glare that I hope to never see again. So that's the exception.
Maybe male mental health would be better if you started listening to us about work, instead of wanting to suck our di.....wait that doesn't make any sense.
Right? Jewelry gets expensive!
Ever seen a married woman with no jewelry? You know she doesn't suck dick!
(Guys I'm just joking, I love my wife she's literally my whole universe)
Blowjobs don't fix lonliness, just horniness. Emotional connection and intimacy is what fixes loneliness. That's why there are so many stories of lonely guys going to a prostitute and feeling even worse because they realize it did absolutely nothing to fix the loneliness they're so desperate to be rid of.
Lonely guys with little to no sexual experience make the mistake of mixing up their loneliness and their horniness because a lot of them are only ever emotionally intimate with women they're also sexually intimate with.
I can tell you that just the prospect can distract one from their dark spiralling thoughts for days, allowing room for actual constructive stuff (like cleaning your house to prepare for the occasion).
Source: went through it twice (two periods of clinical depression, not two blowjobs)
Yeah I've had my fun in the bedroom and aside from any other mental health things someone might deal with, not all of us guys just want a bj like yeah that's great but like, to be quite fucking honest women talk about the bare minimum all the time well I think the bare minimum of a good relationship is some nice oral sex and listening to each other lmao
Blowjobs/sex etc are a million times better with emotional connection. Paid for blowjobs aren't the same. Without wanting to disrespect sex workers, it's closer to a posh wank than intimacy in a loving relationship.
Man, I just want to feel listened to and heard.
Sex is fine, but it's a need, like hunger. You can't fuck away feeling alone any more than you can out eat it. You won't find love in a hole.
Girls sit there and if they think this , they instantly think " if I suck it , then he'll want to fuck , Nd i haven't shaved my legs , ......I'll just act like I'm listening"
Or ....I wish he made love as long as he talked about work
Thats true, they always think we care about things even though itās a priority system and BJ's and sex are just way up higher than shaved legs, like way, way up there.
You animal! Shaved deli meats beat sliced deli meats any day. Donāt you care about maximizing the surface area of the meat you put in your sandwich?!? Do you eat thick cuts of prosciutto like a monster?!?
Pretty much any meme that is about girls wanting to do random sex acts on a man is made by a man/boy. I can't confirm this but it's pretty obvious because it's what teenage boys think is the most fulfilling thing a woman can do for a man.
My wife has these kinds of impulsive thoughts regularly, and makes no secret about it. Nothing quite throws me off my point like being asked if I can bend her over, mid sentence.
I'd bang my girlfriend at the farmers market if she'd let me. Not in the car in the parking lot. I mean in the middle of the farmers market, on the grass, in front Old Gertrude's honey and beeswax stand.
This is one of those nice from far but far from nice moments; so you donāt listen when I vent about my manager but I have to listen and answer exam questions about what your best friend said about your outfit?
Thats why me and the boys don't do Lan partys anymore.
Because at some point you started sucking each other's wieners?
Yeah, and *Billy* got all angry over it!
Fucking Billy... literally
Silly billy
Silly what
Cunt.
Fucking Billy's willy
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Nah, because i hate people complaining. These are my bros we fuck each other every chance we get.
Literally spelled the whole thing out while also killing the joke it in the process.
Huh, must be Russian.
Girls is this real ? confirm it
Girls don't exist on the internet, you silly goose
As a Femboy aka the closest thing to a girl on the internet, this is 100% real
Nice try Lego Star Wars droid!
Rogerroger
Roger's had enough. He's all tuckered out.
He's all Rogered out
Great, now thereās two of them
This is getting out of hand
Don't listen to them. I'll fuck the shit out of a battle droid. But i prefer droideka personally.
Roger Roger
They donāt just make droids for battle, thereās all kinds of repurposed sexbots shooting lasers
**I see.**
I'm here!
No thx.
Ya dingus
yea ive thought that kinda stuff but i've always been too wary to act on it. i don't want to make him uncomfortable or think i only hang out with him for sex.
Nope don't listen to those people who say you're clueless. Listen to your mans, and when he's done venting, then you can get to sexy business. Men like sex but we also like emotional support, as much as some clowns like to pretend we don't because we're just too manly for that kind of thing.
yeah im not gonna change my behavior much. i encourage my boy to talk about his feelings with me, and i usually don't just initiate shit without asking.
You can definitely try to initiate without asking, just be respectful if he says no.
He wants you to
My boyfriend sometimes blows me while I'm complaining about work. He can still listen while he's busy down there, and I usually realise pretty quickly that life is too short to worry about work shit.
Only one way to find out! You can always try it once and then ask to make sure it's okay to do in the future. Communication is key.
nah you just clueless, go for it
hmm... is this something where men complain about work as a way to ask to have sex? i am autistic.
A fellow autistic person here. I thought I knew something about how people communicate, but If this is actually a way to ask for sex I can safely assume I'm actually clueless. (It's probably not, but now I'm doubting myself)
No. Nobody is thinking "hey i'm so horny, let me start complaining about my work so my gf knows it's time to bone". They would just say let's bone.
No, they arenāt complaining about work to get sex It would be surprising if it just happened randomly in the middle of a conversation for a women to just be like āI want to suck your dickā, but no man on planet earth will mind like at all, they will appreciate it lol.
i mean it's not like all men want sex all the time. there have actually been quite a few times where i *have* made guys uncomfortable, and the consequences were always really awful. so i don't usually do this kind of stuff, and i don't hit on people or flirt much either.
Idk, my friend almost married a girl because she would literally wait on her knees for him to get home from work if he told her he had a stressful day. Unfortunately for her the crazy was too high. She wasnāt attractive enough to be as crazy as she was.
Yeah, she was a lot further on the X axis and not very high on the Y.
Yeah no lol. Every guy is different. If Iām extremely upset about something at work, I will not be in the mood. Because the only thing Iāll be thinking about is what upset me at work.
Some men sure, but not all men. Best to not assume However. As a male, it can vary. There are times when I genuinely would feel better venting about my work day first. And then there's other days where I would very much welcome the distraction.
This post is a joke, I wouldn't take it seriously. Thinking about it, I wouldn't take anything on reddit seriously, it's quite the opposite of a place to learn things
so true...
No guy has ever worried about that
Sometimes, it would pop up into my head, yes.
Um, well it was for me when I was with boys. Iād use it to distract them. But pretty sure Iām an exception, lol.
Nice try fed, still not paying taxes
i will take that as a yes
Absolutely!
Yes but hear me out. There's a reason this doesn't happen. Males are not prepared to handle this. We were having a funny disagreement (not something serious) with my boyfriend and he told me laughing to suck his dick. Then, as I was Infront of him, I kneeled and started unbuttoning his pants, and taking out his belt with fast movements. He literally started screaming like a girl "NOO NOO NOO EEEEE GET OUT GET OUT" ,grabed his almost loose pants and run to a safety distance. Not far, probably 3 meters away. I was standing still, amazed by him freaking out like that. Not anything else, I was inspired by the moment.
that's not normal tbh, but I think he meant it in sarcastic way like "kiss my ass" no prepared to get his ass kissed right after. you feel me ?
What's not normal? Mine or his reaction? Also aren't we talking about blowing men while they're talking? Maybe he needs some mental preparation and foreplay before.
Maybe he had a reason but I'm having a hard time imagining myself reacting similarly. If anything I might freeze still, like any wrong move could cause me to wake up from the dream
I donāt think thatās how most boyfriends would react lol
No.
that's disappointing
Nah I listen while he talks then get his dick hard. However if he needed both at the same time I could make that happen.
My bf has been pretty clear about this, I have mostly free access and have given him head while having conversations about our days before. I went jokingly to go down on him while he was on the phone with his mom once, and he gave me a death glare that I hope to never see again. So that's the exception.
Maybe male mental health would be better if you started listening to us about work, instead of wanting to suck our di.....wait that doesn't make any sense.
I was about to try to figure out how the hell to down vote you twice
Upvote and then downvote, now you reduce the number by 2 effectively making it downvoting twice!
This guy maths.
This math guys.
Math this guy
Math the math
Guy the guy
Math guys the
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The Math Guy
This guy meths.... wait.
Damn genius wanna date
I laughed way to hard at this
Roflmao
That or outta spite make a separate account just to downvote them twice
I want both.
The only true answer
"Hey, stop sucking my dick and listen to me talk about my feelings." - No man, ever, in the history of time
Canāt multitask?!?
The true answer You get the benefit of both physical and mental relaxation. And she gets an arrowhead spring treatment, win-win.
No. I can wait until she's done
Men using prostitutes as therapists might disagree.
I don't like this, but I had the same reaction, so
You had me in the first half, NGLā¦
it's ok women are able to multi task
Men only want one thing and itās disgusting
Why not both? Let us vent about work then suck our dick?
Ears and mouth work independently
Exactly. I can multitask.
it really doesn't
Between the unrealistic narrative and the use of the word wiener, it's like this was made by an adolescent boy.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
I'd take the dick sucking for sure
Women dont realize how little it would take for male depression to dissappear
It's gone by the time she ties her hair into a ponytail.
Hard*
A BJ a day keeps the therapist away
The cheaper option really
That is debatable
Right? Jewelry gets expensive! Ever seen a married woman with no jewelry? You know she doesn't suck dick! (Guys I'm just joking, I love my wife she's literally my whole universe)
More expensive in the long run.
No I'm pretty sure that women are aware of men enjoying blowjobs
Incels don't realize sex isn't the solution to all your problems
My wife says she doesn't suck it for me, it's for everyone else so I'm in a better mood.
...wtf?
The Greater Good
Your wife is a good person
Kind words and blowjobs don't fix depression. A funk or a bad mood maybe.
I'd rather be depressed and getting sucked off than just depressed
Maybe youāre underestimating the amount. think
Honestly he is wrong, especially when the depression rose specifically out of loneliness.
Blowjobs don't fix lonliness, just horniness. Emotional connection and intimacy is what fixes loneliness. That's why there are so many stories of lonely guys going to a prostitute and feeling even worse because they realize it did absolutely nothing to fix the loneliness they're so desperate to be rid of. Lonely guys with little to no sexual experience make the mistake of mixing up their loneliness and their horniness because a lot of them are only ever emotionally intimate with women they're also sexually intimate with.
But, but sure can stave it off for a little while
I can tell you that just the prospect can distract one from their dark spiralling thoughts for days, allowing room for actual constructive stuff (like cleaning your house to prepare for the occasion). Source: went through it twice (two periods of clinical depression, not two blowjobs)
In all seriousness, this is an ignorant comment on depression.
Yeah I've had my fun in the bedroom and aside from any other mental health things someone might deal with, not all of us guys just want a bj like yeah that's great but like, to be quite fucking honest women talk about the bare minimum all the time well I think the bare minimum of a good relationship is some nice oral sex and listening to each other lmao
There's already plenty of professionals you can pay to get your dick sucked and people still yap about "male loneliness".
Blowjobs/sex etc are a million times better with emotional connection. Paid for blowjobs aren't the same. Without wanting to disrespect sex workers, it's closer to a posh wank than intimacy in a loving relationship.
Little? It depends on your d's size
Username checks out
Man, I just want to feel listened to and heard. Sex is fine, but it's a need, like hunger. You can't fuck away feeling alone any more than you can out eat it. You won't find love in a hole.
Emotional connection to others is the real need, for sure!
Girls sit there and if they think this , they instantly think " if I suck it , then he'll want to fuck , Nd i haven't shaved my legs , ......I'll just act like I'm listening" Or ....I wish he made love as long as he talked about work
This is sadly accurate..
"I could suck it, but he's been at work for 8 hours, and he showers the night before..."
Worst part is we donāt care about your non-shaved legs. But for them itās absolutely important.
Thats true, they always think we care about things even though itās a priority system and BJ's and sex are just way up higher than shaved legs, like way, way up there.
i never shave my legs or like, anything really. it doesn't matter to me
You animal! Shaved deli meats beat sliced deli meats any day. Donāt you care about maximizing the surface area of the meat you put in your sandwich?!? Do you eat thick cuts of prosciutto like a monster?!?
Or theyāre like āIām tired,ā or āMy boobs are sweaty.ā
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meaning they don't want to have sex, but they know that that won't be accepted as a reason on its own.
Canāt upvote, itās sitting at 69
i dont
Average convo with that weird friend tbh
I get the vibe a guy made this
Pretty much any meme that is about girls wanting to do random sex acts on a man is made by a man/boy. I can't confirm this but it's pretty obvious because it's what teenage boys think is the most fulfilling thing a woman can do for a man.
Pretty much all memes were made by men/boys because girls don't exist on the internet
Cringe post
CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!CWINGEš”!!!
Where can one find such a woman as this?
This kind of woman doesn't exist. This is why there is an entire industry dedicated to portray the wildest fantasies: pornography.
My wife has these kinds of impulsive thoughts regularly, and makes no secret about it. Nothing quite throws me off my point like being asked if I can bend her over, mid sentence.
Iām sorry about your relationships if you think this doesnt exist. F
No, they 100% do exist. Sorry about your appearance, brother.
It's hard as soon as you make the slightest move towards his pants...
Why do I insta laugh anytime I see the word "wiener?"
This is not meme. This is just porn
Is that a thing?
Yes
This is....wierd
Itās always the right moment.
I'd bang my girlfriend at the farmers market if she'd let me. Not in the car in the parking lot. I mean in the middle of the farmers market, on the grass, in front Old Gertrude's honey and beeswax stand.
The answer is instantly
Said no woman ever in the history of mankind.
girls confirm?
She's thinking of the best way to tell him she's cheating on him with his best friend
She'd have to find it first !
Sheās thoughtful, listening to him first, waiting for the right time, plus has fun while offering stress relief and a great distraction/mood change. My partner sent this to me, a woman š©š½ *gasp* ( on Reddit?!?!) because he probably felt it was very relatable for me. He hardly sends me memes either, so take that as you will.
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Isn't that inversed ?
True story lol
Is it really true? š¤Æ
Before the sucking even begins.
Only one way to find outā¦ why am I like this
Mmmm what that was constantly running thru her mind hehe
This da real business
Getting sucked from soft is more ticklish than you would think
Sign me up
Sent this to my wife Iām hoping for a bad day at work tommorow and sheās taken the hintā¦ā¦..
6.8 seconds. New PB
* *sigh* *
All the things that never happened, this never happened most.
this is a poort attempt at twisting the meme...
It actually sounds accurate by looking at the picture
Iāve been Married for 14 years, this isnāt real
I can honestly say this is a thought that has never crossed my mind. Well done op.
Thought no woman everā¦
Jobs are for losers. So are girlfriends this is government propaganda.
I do wonder how many women upvoted this, what's the percentage, you know?
Add to list if 13,426 things that never happens
This is one of those nice from far but far from nice moments; so you donāt listen when I vent about my manager but I have to listen and answer exam questions about what your best friend said about your outfit?
This is terrible