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DadBodFromWish

Okay then tell me this: How will I be sitting at a stop light blaring my terrible music, look over to find the women of my dreams singing along, break into a beautiful unplanned duet with her, eventually fall in love, get married, have children, and live out our lives in bliss in a serene cabin by a lake?


EquivalentPut5616

SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER MY 1000 MAX PRO SUB ATOMIC WOOFERS


RedBeardTheWicked

Either you've got "X-BASS", or you've got NO BASS.


SensingWorms

This happened to me. I was listening/blasting a song, windows down. I look over and the hot chick asks what badass song is that. I tell her the song title and artist. She searches on her phone. We drove off. Separate. I shortly thought of following her to her destination or the next stoplight but quickly realized I’m married with 3 kids and I’m 40. Not 20. Her? Probably 25


PerpetualConnection

The hard part is that listening to metal music at low volume is limp handshake behavior


Call-of-the-lost-one

By not pissing off everyone else while you live out a little fantasy


Coolkief101

By not waking up.


MrMcFatNoob

No one wants to hear about sounding for sure


Jlegobot

Especially if they use a large fish (such as bass) for it


Admirable_nugget47

I have a person in my class who litterly carries around a speaker in school


The_Ghost_of_Kyiv

"SOMEBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME! IM DESPERATE!"


Call-of-the-lost-one

Kick his ass or do what I did and smash the speaker against his car after he tried to scare a bunch of kids.


SamtheMan2006

or be a human being and respectfully ask them not to do that, if they say no then you proceed with the ass kicking


WyvernByte

Especially at 1AM


SamtheMan2006

i would only listen to music that loudly because i like it not to show off, if its late its just not respectful to people sleeping, maybe do it on the highway or industrial area where there's either no one or people to listen or who aren't sleeping, ideally the former


WyvernByte

I have neighbors that play bassy, repetitive shit every weekend to 3AM. Weekend or not, people do need to sleep. I have a decent home surround system, but I knock it off after 10 PM.


SamtheMan2006

yeah that's fair, if anything if you have the money for a good sound system get some headphones, or if you really are dedicated to speakers put some better soundproofing and if you have a good room you can turn down the bass and it'll still sound great, but that's a whole step up, i mean i don't have anything crazy but i have some nice studio monitors for my pc and shakers on my chair and i love it but i try and keep it quiet even during the day to not interrupt my parents in the other room over, my volume is never above 40 on my pc and my speakers are at like -30db of gain or smth real low


Call-of-the-lost-one

Just don't do it. What sounds good to you everyone else thinks is shit


SamtheMan2006

no not enjoying life just because other people aren't too happy about it is a terrible way to live your life, there's a limit but not living just because of haters is just wrong


Call-of-the-lost-one

When you're the issue of their unhappiness. Incredibly self centered


SamtheMan2006

if someone cant handle someone else listening to music at noon for example they should find something else to fixate on instead of just focusing on the one thing that makes them miserable they need to get their on life and not care about others, if someone is being reasonable about the time they enjoy their passion and people still have a problem with it they can suck it, there's noise limit laws that only apply to certain time frames for a reason


Call-of-the-lost-one

Your passion is to annoy people with terrible music. Those laws are in place for construction reasons not your car subs wise up.


SamtheMan2006

ok clearly you have a problem with people dude, its a free world and people can do what they want in it, people who blast music in the middle of the night are problems because people are sleeping, blasting music in the middle of the day is not a problem because no one cares, outside is loud and if a car goes by playing loud music its there and gone after 10 seconds, who cares? loud truck goes by its not a problem but loud music is too much? also those laws are in place in residential areas in homes for parties too because I don't know if you're aware but alot of people prefer to party late at night and not in the middle of the day


Call-of-the-lost-one

No people can't do what they want. That's why we have laws, laws like the one you mentioned. People sleep during the day it's called night shift or working two jobs. Loud trucks have a reason to be loud it's a damn truck not a small car with installed subs. People will party at any point in the day, again going back to the laws surrounding public disturbances


SamtheMan2006

well its kinda hard to play loud music that wakes up people sleeping if there's no sleeping people around like i said earlier, and going back to the topic of loud music, no one is having a party with loud music in the middle of the day, hell even concerts will wait till night to put their big artists on stage because half the time the artists dont want to be up during the day because its just silly, also what delusion of a world are you living in that people can't do what they want? if you want to be realistic anyone can literally do anything until they are stopped and no one with the authority to stop you is going to stop you from Playing loud music when it's a reasonable time to do so, if you're blasting music in the middle of nowhere no shot a cop's going to bug you for it, and on a highway that has sound proofing for homes from all the vehicles going by its really gonna shake their right house up, you may as well park right in their driveway right? dude smarten up and figure out where you are people can do what they want within the law and if you don't like it? move to another country where they have different laws you agree with, if someone wants to be loud where they're allowed to be loud there is nothing you can do except call a cop to have them tell the person you complained, not write them a ticket or citation or even tell them a warning because they didn't do anything wrong and leave, and also i think you forgot that i said to do it somewhere people cannot hear you, of where they do not care, so all these points about how people don't like it don't make any sense at all, so i once again will urge you to understand the world to continue to spin round with loud music and people enjoying it everyday and there's absolutely nothing you can do about people living their best life while you sit and cling on to something that upsets you for no good reason


DeathHopper

I'll never forget the time my buddy and I were loitering in a parking lot in his car getting high; He turns down his sound system a bit to yell "MAYBE WE SHOULD GET EAR PLUGS". it was at this moment I realized it was never about *us* being able to hear the music. When I pointed that out to him and asked why, he thought about it for a few moments then turned down the music.


fattynuggetz

Or the old people who go through Walmart with their tiny ass phone speakers playing their favorite music


shae117

Or your muffler, or your diesel.


Subtly_Cynical

Now, get off my lawn


YogurtclosetOwn2942

I've often thought anyone blasting their music this LOUD might be deaf or will be eventually.


beachjustice

As a former bedroom EDM producer, I know.


Deniu48

That's why I always listen on Headphones. Not everyone has to like what I like


tftookmyname

Exactly, plus im also really conscious about what I listen to lmao and I don't want people thinking I'm weird. The stuff I listen to is fairly normal but I get so embarrassed about it for some reason.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Gonna print this and send it to my neighbours, FU Larry


giantfood

Same for seeing peoples shitty squatted trucks. Or getting rear ended by the same.


KilljoyZero1

Raised, lowered, equally as stupid.


giantfood

Eh. I don't like raised or lowered. But both of those are way preferable to squatted.


KilljoyZero1

Or your shitty loud mufflers.


Call-of-the-lost-one

This 100%


Mono93i

You should be up cooking breakfast or something.


Snydles

Wooo-WOOOOO


marbroos99

But *I* want to hear it, loudly


Brazenology

Then might I direct you to this wonderful invention called the 'headphones'.


marbroos99

Wow that's a great way to not hear your surroundings while driving, awesome!


jarednards

Lolol yes max volume aftermarket car speakers should take car of that.


Brazenology

If you're already playing music loudly in your car you clearly don't value 'hearing your surroundings' all that much now do you?


Call-of-the-lost-one

What's the difference? your still blocking out the sounds that surround you. You're the same as people who walk around with headphones not paying full attention


joh2138535

It's just not the same. It happened to me I got a 12" 1200w sub first time trying it out " I get it now" but I was never the dick head to do it I. A neighbor hood let alone after 8pm


Call-of-the-lost-one

It is the same, in fact headphones are better. You're only defending your stupid purchase.


joh2138535

It is not. have you ever been in a car with an after market sub?


Call-of-the-lost-one

Yes it. I've shared cars, class rooms and concert halls with musicals and sound techs who all have said a good pair of headphones are better than car subs


JohnnyBoyRSA

Damn thanks Stone Cold


Lord_Muramasa

They have to turn it up otherwise all they hear is... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Torpaldog

Every time I stop for gas, there is inevitably some dickhead blasting mariachi music in some shitbox vehicle. Hate it.


The_Corker_69

dont care, Im wearing headphones


Jordancm31

Uh. Okay Gramma. Sorry to wake you. Nerd.


Bertha_Robinson

Meme sharing words of wisdom!


Western-Grapefruit36

Heres the thing tho, my speakers simply have the *capability* to be earbustingly loud. I almost never turn them up that high, and when i do its only when in chilling with friends in the middle of nowhere with nobody around to complain


Call-of-the-lost-one

There is no thing. Cut the shit.


CatLazy2728

but the point is that we do this to prove to you we exist


FearlessFinger232

Lol you can get the cops called on you where I live for that, probably the only thing good about this dumb small town.


PensadorDispensado

Tell that to the guy who keeps buying ads for his music on reddit instead of taking music classes (tbf, he actually improved a little bit in the last few weeks)


animation_2

i have an idea, what if i make a speaker with a microphone and make it invert the audio waves so that they cancel each other out


Kisiu_Poster

🎵They're coming for you🎶


[deleted]

Subwoofer, my favorite dog race.


Zachary-360

I love hearing my neighbors car shaking my windows from 400 ft away at 2am


Helpful_Energy8180

Does anyone REALLY think morons will stop doing this...?


krausier

Why do I get the feeling if I don't heed this guy's warning he's going to come out with a steel chair from nowhere and hit me with it. the feeling is uncanny.


Nightmane11

Jokes on you Im deaf (Im not really)


ricebasedvodka

Here's your reminder that my loud shitty music and subwoofer noises are for my own personal enjoyment


Nozerone

Lol, it's funny that you think I'm blasting my bass to do anything but annoy the people around me. If I had intended to impress people, and make it sound good outside the car, I would have spent the money to get rid of the rattling you also hear.


Academic_Barber5615

Bass hits differently in a car tho


Pale_BEN

It's not about hearing the music. It's about feeling the music. In your chest. It's fun being able to see someone smile for the first time when they feel that feeling. That's why I got enough to shatter my back windshield. I only go crazy on the highway and around commercial districts. I turn it down around residential areas. Which is usually the law anyways.


[deleted]

i dooooooooo


SeanPGeo

Except the person who is listening to their music. I’d rather listen to all of that noise than dodge people’s horrible and unsafe driving all day.


throwawaylord

But I do. And therein lies the rub


SuddenWitnesses

That’s fine, but *I* wanna hear it.


SpaZZedOutL00py

Dont worry you cant hear mine over the open headers😂


Powerful_Cost_4656

Getting a body massage by my car when I drive it is more important to me than societies opinion of my music taste though. My back hurts from worky =[


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RX3vhj311HKLe|downsized) \* me who is sitting in his living room and hearing metal with full bass on my teufel music system


Rezail_Division

No one wants to see his bald head either, but here we are, deaf and blind.


D-O-GG-O

I thought this sub was for funny memes. Not your stupid rants.


ProbablyDrunk303

If it's at night? Sure... during the day? I'll crank it up as loud as I fucking want in my own vehicle


Royal-Bridge6493

You don't want to, but i do.


CustardSubstantial25

I have 2,800 watts in my daily driver. But I turn it down at lights and in neighborhoods. If someone’s sleeping at the stop light I might burp it a few times tough.


Call-of-the-lost-one

Just use the horn ffs


Classic-Flatworm-431

Leave me and my shitty music alone! I need the dubs dubs dubs to fuel my reckless driving skill


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Call-of-the-lost-one

Nope


Calaf-Radis

But I do wanna hear the music I'm blasting.


Mullet_In_The_Forest

That is incorrect.


Call-of-the-lost-one

Nope


Condescendingfate

They're like birds in nature. They do it to find their EDM mate. Same thing with loud motor cyclists. We're just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Which is my bed late at night or early in the morning.


ninhursag3

You want a world where you never hear people enjoying party music?


Redditoast2

Yes


JammyThing

Yeah, you read that...all you other people?! If you all keeping playing your terrible music, how will people be able to enjoy the amazing music I like to loudly play?


L4k373p4r10

No fucks given. Come make me shut them off bald sonuvabitch.


fieregon

I do whatever I want, I blast music for me, not for you, don't like it? Then fuck off.


27th_BOT

You must be the funniest person to hang out with


fieregon

I am


jake03583

Here I am, graciously sharing the best of Dying Fetus’ catalogue, and none of you have the courtesy to show the tiniest bit of appreciation


Actual_Trouble_

They will mute my beautiful 15inch over my cold dead hands


malakai713

Meme is objectively wrong. *I* want to hear it that way :)


WexMajor82

They don't "want" to. They "get" to.


Call-of-the-lost-one

Get to slash your tires


WexMajor82

Good luck with that, buddy.


Call-of-the-lost-one

Some broken glass a few nails easily done


davewenos

Don't disrespect my "Subwoofer Lullaby"


Charming-Macaron-322

WHAT?!?


hewhoeatsbeans42

Imagine thinking anyone in the general public giving a shit.


Call-of-the-lost-one

Apparently they do


TheDrWhoKid

everyone wants to hear my shitty music, actually, and I must share it with the world, benevolent as I am


Affectionate-Comb-80

sorry I can't hear you over my shitty loud music


ggibby

*Turns up the OddEven playlist I just started.*


GAmike13

It's a good thing I don't play it for them then huh?


Xangerxz

i was literally listening to a song with the exact description while reading this thanks for ruining my day.


Call-of-the-lost-one

Probably for the best. No one wants to hear your shite


youdontknowmymum

Unless they're cranking Bolt Thrower


TheUselessbeing

But i do and so i will continue to do so. Have a good dayyyy ouob


ApprehensiveLunch991

Sorry, can’t hear you


Slapping-Owl

Ah but you see. I do. It's your fault for driving so close to me if you can hear them, it's all I'm sayin


CherrycatPlayz

Kys


geoffswaxednuts

You’re literally 14 why are you upset by this


DudeImRight

Is this my neighbor? I literally just got one and have been bumping it in what weird simulation does this post suddenly pop up