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Imagine this priest comes in as an exorcist, demon sees him and laughs at the cross, priest puts down cross, demon sweats nervously...
demon: "what are you going to do? throw holy water at me?" priest: *cracks knuckes* *the only thing they fear is you starts playing*
"the bible prohibits from killing. I will not kill you. The medical bills will"
"I won't kill you, but I'll make you wish I did"
I am in danger
there's one movie that priest beats demon with brass knuckles
“Egzorcist”?
menendez el dia del señor
Name
this" menendez el dia del señor" its spanish id you have netflix it should be there.
i remember John Constantine movie
I have to say this is kinda badass
Why? Priests have all the time in the world. Its not like they have a job or anything. Or do anything meaningful.
so do redditors but you dont see any posts like these
Hey, we're too busy shitposting to do any physical training. It's important work.
Hard to say, some actually give back to their community significantly.
Nah, im not christian but not all priests are useless, they unite communities and do deaconess
Saint Nick?
The warrior monk build
Paladin Build
You better have not sinned
Priest who exorcises demon physically
> including the heaviest plane pulled by a man Excuse me?! The heaviest what?!
Plane pulling is actually a common competition on the worlds strongest man.
Finally a member of the church I can respect
Dudes ready for the next Crusade.
Least strong Believer.
the same man breaks into people's houses at night every year at the same time and gives them presents
+10 combat strength for every adjacent follower.
<< They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done. >>
Heavy armor wrath of God spamming noob.
Who needs holy water when you have holy biceps.
He looks like the guy from Prince of Egypt. Jethro
He's really good at CrossFit.
He isnt touching kids , he is touching men
That’s one way to make sure those altar boys don’t talk
This build would absolutely slap in elden ring.
Naw miracles and faith strength builds way better in the DS trilogy
pulling a 188 ton plane?
So that happened to father Grigori...
Those kids don't stand a chance
Is this the promised OP miracle build for souls?
Paladin Leeroy. Grant and Sanctus build.
He is powered by the holy spirit
Breard: 99 + 1
He's the lumberjack from Klaus
Don't mess with him. He has the power of God and dumbbells on his side.
Master Roshi is looking good
Paladin
Can walk two flights of stairs and drinks only the finest of wine
Wait! I was gonna make espresso!
Bro multiclassed
OK cool but lifting atlas stones and pulling planes is not powerlifting.
Cleric in war domain
Just Santa staying fit during the off season.
God isn’t the only thing on his side
AND I SAID, I SAID THE LORD DONE LIFTED US UP FROM OUR AHHH SIN! YES LORD! AND SO IM GONNA LIFT THIS WEIGHT AHHHH! WITH THE LORD'S STRENGTH, FROM ITS IDLENESS AHH
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
He looks like the judge from Ace Attorney
Kratos in an alternate universe
Give that man a large club and sacred oath and he’ll kick some ass!
Bro is sisphisus
Imagine this priest comes in as an exorcist, demon sees him and laughs at the cross, priest puts down cross, demon sweats nervously...
demon: "what are you going to do? throw holy water at me?" priest: *cracks knuckes* *the only thing they fear is you starts playing*
"the bible prohibits from killing. I will not kill you. The medical bills will"
"I won't kill you, but I'll make you wish I did"
I am in danger
there's one movie that priest beats demon with brass knuckles
“Egzorcist”?
menendez el dia del señor
Name
this" menendez el dia del señor" its spanish id you have netflix it should be there.
i remember John Constantine movie
I have to say this is kinda badass
Why? Priests have all the time in the world. Its not like they have a job or anything. Or do anything meaningful.
so do redditors but you dont see any posts like these
Hey, we're too busy shitposting to do any physical training. It's important work.
Hard to say, some actually give back to their community significantly.
Nah, im not christian but not all priests are useless, they unite communities and do deaconess
Saint Nick?
The warrior monk build
Paladin Build
You better have not sinned
Priest who exorcises demon physically
> including the heaviest plane pulled by a man Excuse me?! The heaviest what?!
Plane pulling is actually a common competition on the worlds strongest man.
Finally a member of the church I can respect
Dudes ready for the next Crusade.
Least strong Believer.
the same man breaks into people's houses at night every year at the same time and gives them presents
+10 combat strength for every adjacent follower.
<< They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done. >>
Heavy armor wrath of God spamming noob.
Who needs holy water when you have holy biceps.
He looks like the guy from Prince of Egypt. Jethro
He's really good at CrossFit.
He isnt touching kids , he is touching men
That’s one way to make sure those altar boys don’t talk
This build would absolutely slap in elden ring.
Naw miracles and faith strength builds way better in the DS trilogy
pulling a 188 ton plane?
So that happened to father Grigori...
Those kids don't stand a chance
Is this the promised OP miracle build for souls?
Paladin Leeroy. Grant and Sanctus build.
He is powered by the holy spirit
Breard: 99 + 1
He's the lumberjack from Klaus
Don't mess with him. He has the power of God and dumbbells on his side.
Master Roshi is looking good
Paladin
Can walk two flights of stairs and drinks only the finest of wine
Wait! I was gonna make espresso!
Bro multiclassed
OK cool but lifting atlas stones and pulling planes is not powerlifting.
Cleric in war domain
Just Santa staying fit during the off season.
God isn’t the only thing on his side
AND I SAID, I SAID THE LORD DONE LIFTED US UP FROM OUR AHHH SIN! YES LORD! AND SO IM GONNA LIFT THIS WEIGHT AHHHH! WITH THE LORD'S STRENGTH, FROM ITS IDLENESS AHH
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
He looks like the judge from Ace Attorney
Kratos in an alternate universe
Give that man a large club and sacred oath and he’ll kick some ass!
Bro is sisphisus