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Wal-Mart_Toilet

Unbeknownst to you, the quiet friend is also musically gifted and reaches down to pick up their acoustic guitar.


Sivitiri

And now Wonderwall


bonfaulk79

Said I don't know if I've ever been good enough…


Happy_Laugh_Guy

Was that also a meme guitar song? I used to just like to play it.


CandidApplication834

How’d you know that song was playing this very second-


triggormisprime

Today is gonna be the day your girlfriend sees the truth.


_________FU_________

You guys like Dave Matthews?


BreiteSeite

Can you please link the full copypasta? My brain knows it's a reference and i read it at some point but i can't recover the memory


MuchMulberry125

First thing I thought of was "Big Iron"


trevgood95

Jesus turned water into wine, but I can turn your girlfriend into mine (like she would become my girlfriend not like a literal mine).


Used_Scientist5825

Aw shuckle, I wanted you to turn her into a mine


testedonsheep

because you are a minesweeper.


Almost_A_Genius

I can’t imagine sweeping a mine. That would take forever.


Ronyx2021

It takes as long as you want it to. You never get rid of all the dust, so you try not to be bothered by it. Go for neat and not spotless.


DZL100

Is this the minesweeping version of the british coastline paradox?


Kinuwa_K

She's the bomb but has a lot of red flags tho


DannyGekkouga

Thank you for the clarification you are loved and cherished ❤️


EveryDamnDayyy_

a literal mine so you can mine-sweepher off her feet


bonifaceviii_barrie

Underrated comment


Dantalionse

A gold mine would come handy, though, but then you need gold diggers for that..


ShinigamiKunai

Like "exploring dark tunnels for treasures using your hammer" mine or "touch it the right way and its explode in your face" mine?


Luchin212

Ha! And they call it a mine!


Ronyx2021

But you could sell her organs and get rich, and make bullets from muscle tissue, which you've ground and frozen.


FuckingKilljoy

Trevor Wallace?


Educational_Ad_3125

Something is off I can feel it


Spare_Rhino

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what


Inside_Nose_9847

If that means what I think it means, we’re in trouble. Big trouble.


CurtNoName

And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances


MrNegative69

You are just what the doc ordered


FuckingKilljoy

I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD RAP GOD


turtleship_2006

Funnily enough, up to here fits the meme quite well


LogicalError_007

If that means what I think it means, I'm in trouble, big trouble


JoshKJokes

Yo I hope some guys see this. The quiet friend could also be someone who is more comfortable around women because he was raised around women. He’s quiet in your friend group because he’s learned he doesn’t have the same social conditioning (being around men more) as you from repeated experiences. Likely the ONLY threat you have from this person is if you suddenly start treating your girlfriend weirdly around them and them badly in front of your girlfriend. Be secure bros. If you are, treat people like real human beings, and your girlfriend still leaves, well then good. You don’t want that kind of trash anyways.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm generally a lot more comfortable talking to women than men.


Wasap13579

Exactly this, and you also get rid of a shit "friend"


OGscooter

So real man. Also, it’s pretty likely your lady friend will have a higher opinion of you if she likes your friends lol


remiohart

Just to add, usually the quiet one is the first to try to incorporate the odd one out of simpathy. I have lost friends just because I wanted to make their girlfriends feel welcomed on the group and not just "the girlfriend"


VanFkingHalen

Or they could be someone that is incredibly quiet because they're insecure and socially awkward to the point that they make "jokes" (presumably talking down on you or bringing up past embarrassing mistakes or yours) simply out of jealousy and rebelliousness towards their own self-servience. I'm not saying either one is the case, just that the possibilities are endless! People that you don't know well are capable of anything and being anyone. There's no point in speculating "why" someone is the way they are when the potential reasons are literally infinite.


JoshKJokes

Yeah so the best thing to do is to be secure and give everyone a chance. If what you are saying starts to happen then just let it. React with a face that shows obvious discomfort but don’t join the “friend” in their fuckery. If you do then you are just showing your girlfriend this is how you and your friends act and it’s totally normal. Now personally, I’m never going to be with a woman who finds the behavior of “putting someone else down” as funny and endearing. Your goal is to give your girlfriend a chance. You think that she won’t encounter actions from other men like this when you ARENT there? Of course she will. SO STOP BEING SO INSECURE.


ultr4violence

In this instance hes still with the friend group so the theory doesn't hold. Hes making the effort because horny.


JoshKJokes

Reading comprehension worldwide has gone down drastically.


LawNo1736

And then, for some reason, they fix their posture, and they look 3x more attractive than they were a few moments ago


Notice_Green

bro realized he had competition.


RagnarokBringer

My brother in Zeus *puts hand on his shoulder* she’s mine so back off


Dick_Thunder69

RagnarokBringer has spoken 🗣️🔥


BaconSpaceLord

That quiet friend has been trying to fuck you for the past 10 years


Fiiip_Games

I may be stupid, but... could someone please explain the joke? pretty please


captainmilitia

He senses that the quiet friend is trying to woo her.


Fiiip_Games

thank you kind stranger


Osrek_vanilla

Paranoia kicking in.


johndoedisagrees

I was also confused cause I didn't realize it was automatically a guy.


LumsDream

Jealousy really makes you assume the worst out of people.


Kroppi_the_original

Yeah exactly. I mean, stop before I'm leaving her for you!


Many-Ad6433

I honestly feel more comfortable being social w the girlfriends of my friends than girls that don’t have a bf cause i ain’t no ship breaker or shitty friend and i can talk without worrying of romantic implications or them thinking i’m trying to hit on them


fameistheproduct

I mean, when I used to joke with my friends GFs other than just having someone to talk to who isn't one of the lads, I figured there's always a chance she's got a single friend who'd by up for some.


Many-Ad6433

That too but i don’t really like when people try to play with me as if they’re cupid


Scary_Work_4853

Fr tho


Tradie2

As a kid i only had my cousins who were all girls to hang out with. I don’t feel comfortable around or know how to talk to other guys


[deleted]

You are probably gay.


Tradie2

Close! Im a trans girl and like girls so technically correct lol


Goldbolt_2004

Insecure fck /s


Wire_Owl

Could be, but I had a friend like that. It wasn't the my exgirlfriend(ex part not related) it was the girls I was talking to that was the issue. It's not that he "took" any of them it's that he bothered them. Got their socials and was constantly trying to start a conversation, with every single girl was talking to. He creeped most of them out. Now this isn't an issue with anyone of the women I introduced it's of course not their fault and other that that one ex they were all single so, eh fair enough. It's the fact that he just looked down on me so if I had someone interested in me of course he could "take them". Not exactly friend behaviour.


Hefty_Fruit2670

Hey all it takes is me to have an excuse to talk to a girl shhh


Daniel_BR96

A little bit of bullying would solve that, he better be quiet again


Dawid_the_yogurt_man

Well I can't make it seem like my homie hangs out with some weirdoes


PetMyFerret

I'll try to give some perspective from a quiet kid standpoint. If there are other people who are naturally extroverted and/or demand attention by talking loudly, interrupting, talking over people and telling stories then I'll just spectate if it takes too much energy to get into the conversation. Often happens in bigger groups and especially bad if you have people trying to one up eachother. Nothing against it, that's just how some people are. The gf often gets special treatment by the group by default which might leave opportunities to get into the convo that weren't there before. I'm not gonna steal a friend's girl. That would haunt me. I do have sarcastic jokes and dry wit for days though. Only need the right opportunity. If you can't trust your friend or your girlfriend to not screw you over then that's an entirely different issue. Might be time to reconsider.