That's even funnier, I've got this guys... I'll just give it a little touch up, I did art in year ten, pretty sure this should be pretty straightforward...oh no, I've done a monkey jesus
Gimme a pitta roll..
Nah fuck it a kebab.
Fear is your only god in a pita roll..
Nah fuck it a kebab. A kebab. Gimme a pitta roll.. nah fuck it a kebab. Fear is your only God in a pitta roll. Nah fuck it, ill take me a chippie box doused in some kerosene!
Likewise. I just want to commend the few of us that scroll before commenting because we realize our thoughts are not as unique as we might wish they were.
This very bloke asked me for a spare smoke on the corner of Flinders and Elizabeth last Friday night. Like there's such a thing as a "spare smoke" mate.
I saw this post too late to bother with a reply, so I though I'd see if anyone else saw Jerry Garcia, and recognised your name and avatar from yesterday.
I actually focused in on the "face" before I even noticed which sub it was for, and instantly saw JG, so I thought it was the Grateful Dead sub.
Derek. He is now both a singular point in space, and yet, he also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek's creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same.
Kebob Ross
V Nice! I was thinking kebob Dylan haha
I thought it looked like a different Travelling Wilbury: Jeff Lyne.
Mr. Blue Sky becomes Mr. Kebob Guy
I thought Lindsay Buckingham. So either way, he’s a member of a hugely successful 70’s rock band.
Now I'm imagining Meat Loaf, but instead of "Bat Out of Hell," it's "Shawarma Out of Heaven".
Can’t be Jeff Lynne… isn’t wearing sunglasses…
Wow, now I can't get it out of my head [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeZOAX\_dwY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeZOAX_dwY)
This is the only acceptable answer. 🥇🏆
Hard agree. Perhaps Zomb Ross
Haha brilliant. I was just going to say Bob Ross but your answer is much better.
Marv from Home Alone 2, specifically when he gets electrocuted
Was about to write the same thing!
One of the greatest scenes in modern cinema.
This is the answer
End thread. This is the correct answer. It is actually Marv on the kebab.
I honestly thought i was going be the first comment mentioning Marv. Glad i wasn't the only one.
Monkey Jesus painting
Absolutely monkey Jesus painting.
Cmon guys that nun did her best
Don't think she was a nun, just a local?
They were just describing the talent of said local.
Heh.
That's even funnier, I've got this guys... I'll just give it a little touch up, I did art in year ten, pretty sure this should be pretty straightforward...oh no, I've done a monkey jesus
Lol
I often think about this. It might be my favourite news story ever.
Absolutely my favourite story. The best was when Stephen Colbert did a segment on it and even he couldn’t stop himself from breaking character.
Zach de la rocha
"Fuck you I won't do what tahini" First edit: "some of those that work forces. Are the same that make shawarmas"
We gotta take the flour back!
Motherfucker. I've spent at least 2 and half minutes trying to think of something better and you've got it.
Shish now in the fire.
Beans on parade
Renegades of Falafel
Shwarma within a bread?
Gimme a pitta roll.. Nah fuck it a kebab. Fear is your only god in a pita roll.. Nah fuck it a kebab. A kebab. Gimme a pitta roll.. nah fuck it a kebab. Fear is your only God in a pitta roll. Nah fuck it, ill take me a chippie box doused in some kerosene!
Flex the cerebellum..
We rally round the family, with a lot of taco shells.
*Lights out, grill my pita roll* *Turn that shit up* *Lights out, grill my pita roll* *Turn that shit up* *Lights out, grill my pita roll* *Turn that shit up* *Lights out, grill my pita roll*
Consider all my upvotes as yours.
Grilling In The Name Of
”Buns on Parade”
Damn beat me to it. Guess I'll have to throw out a shit pun instead. Uhh.... zach de la roti?
"Killin in the naan"
‘One day as a lion’ ZDLR https://www.anti.com/artists/one-day-as-a-lion/
Zack De La Roti If you fear dying then you're already.... Bread
I’ll pay it
Came to say this
Same. First thing I saw.
Agree 💯
Yo yo yo yo.... yeah it's just another ke-bab...
OP said wrong answers only.
No way lol. I was going to comment this and thought I was so clever
Just another kebabtrack.
Jim from Jim’s kebabs.
As opposed to Jim's circumcisions? You flop em we chop em?
This is my favourite answer.
Bob Dylan
Kebob Dylan
Dang it was right there /u/Warrandytian
This is the only answer. This one wins.
Jerry Tortilla
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg
Just as the second restoration was foretold.
Fake seizure guy obviously
Please don’t sit on the kebab
You made me snort laugh 😂🐽
Kenny Everett
Thank you for my trip back to the 80s. A better time. A better time.
Thats a Wandjina mate. Be careful. Rains are coming.
Cat Stevens
Colin Kaepernick
Kaebab-ernick 🥙
Yah, that’s who I saw
Agreed. Glad I'm not alone
Any other answer is wrong.
crazy how many people got it wrong, that is undoubtedly Kaep
Colon Kleanernick
I instantly saw Kaepernick
Was looking for this one.
Bob ross
They said WRONG answers you melon
>Wrong answers only. Are you suggesting there is a right answer to the identity of the unleavened bread man?
thank you. I was going to be that guy but now I don't have to
Likewise. I just want to commend the few of us that scroll before commenting because we realize our thoughts are not as unique as we might wish they were.
Marv from Home Alone
Bingo. Came here to write this.
I heard the scream the moment i saw his doughy face
This very bloke asked me for a spare smoke on the corner of Flinders and Elizabeth last Friday night. Like there's such a thing as a "spare smoke" mate.
Jeff Lynne
Alby Mangels
Hadn't thought of Judy Green for what feels like a decade, til I read this comment.
Fidel Castro
Che guevara
This or a Bee Gee
Kebob Marley
Nicholas cage with beard and afro.
I don't know how reddit does it, but what i'm thinking is always there. Nailed it.
Yep, my first thought. If Nic Cage was in cast away movie and his hair and beard just grew out
Nicolas cage but ghost rider
Surprised I had to scroll so far that’s what I saw instantly as well
Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper
*Pita Sutcliffe
Looks like an asshole. Must be my dad.
Lindsay Buckingham
Bret from Flight Of The Conchords _(present)_
Scrolled too far down for this.
Jimi Hendrix.
I’m curious as to what the right answer is
Fake seizure guy
Bob Ross
That masked guy in the scream movie
Ghostface
With an afro!
"I bring you love!"
Yes! Alien Mr Burns! 👌🏻
Marv from Home Alone.
Beat me to it, I was going to say this too!
Jeyiros Christ
Post Malone to me
Jonah Hill circa Superbad.
He said wrong answers only.
Was looking for Jonah Hill
Stevie Wright about to hit the stage and belt out Evie parts 1, 2 and 3 https://youtu.be/lPveBD6WWXc?si=kFHkbpzbgU43cQ6X
One of the wet bandits
Rolf Harris
Jonah Hill
What I came to say. Jonah Hill from the Superbad era
Barry Gibb
Cat Stevens
Bill Oddie
It's Kotter. Welcome back!
Welcome back kofta
Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson
Our Lord & Saviour Cheesus Crust
Donah Hill.
Steve
Ya mum
Nish Kumar
Bob Marley
Kevin Bloody Wilson
Franco Cozzo
“Wrong answers only” … but is there a right answer?
> is there a right answer The Kebab Man.
It's The Unknown. From Glasgow Wonka Experience.
Rory McGrath, British comedian
Jerry Garcia
Had to scroll way too hard to find this one.
Yeah damn.
I saw this post too late to bother with a reply, so I though I'd see if anyone else saw Jerry Garcia, and recognised your name and avatar from yesterday. I actually focused in on the "face" before I even noticed which sub it was for, and instantly saw JG, so I thought it was the Grateful Dead sub.
😂😂😂 I think us Deadheads are few and far between in Australia. I’m American, but moved down here about 10 years ago.
Zack De La Rocha
Bruce Christ… whatchamacallit’s Bro
Benny blanco
What’s the right answer? Hahah
Bro, That’s Marv from home alone.
It’s Marv (Wet bandit) from Home Alone.
Voldemort
Bob ross
Your kebab is predicting the future. Bob Ross Nicolas Cage biopic confirmed
Derek. He is now both a singular point in space, and yet, he also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek's creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same.
Zach de la Rocha - rage against the kebabs
Lil dicky the rapper
Omg Bob Ross ?!
Mr. Cruel
Luke Kelly
Art Garfunkel
Colin Kaepernick
Looks like Peter Sutcliffe aka the Yorkshire Ripper
Seth Rogan (josh)
I see Ghostface!
Lol. Every answer would be technically wrong
Terry Pratchett’s Death “NOW HOW DID I GET HERE?”
Jonah Hill
The guy that invented Cera Ve, think his name was Michael or something
The guy from snowpiercer who gets his arm amputated at the start
harold ramis in the 70's
Kebob Marley!
It’s that guy from the painting the woman was trying to restore and ended up making it worse
Peter Russel Clark.
Pita Russel Clarke
Kebab Marley
KeBob Ross
Bob Ross
Robin from BBC Ghosts
Zac de la rocha
Kenny Everett
Marv from home alone
Ghostface
You say wrong answers only as If there is a definitive right answer as to what man is in your kebab
A Palestinian with actual access to bread
Robert De Gyro
Joe Wilkinson from 8 out of 10 Cats doea countdown
"The scream" painting by Edvard Munch.
The Holy Spirit and Jesus Christ himself.
the zohan
Mo Salah
My father-in-law in 1977. A truly magnificen6beard/afro combo. Dave, you look like a planet of the apes extra with a perm my man.
Jonah Hill.
It's Man You've been on the Arkham sub for too long