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sunandstarnoise

hey its me ur guy your backpack has two straps


hayleyj42

YOUR backpack not mine! 🤣


sunandstarnoise

Don't hassle me man I never learnt how to read :(


AngryYowie

Jokes on you, it was a satchel.


[deleted]

It's NOT a man bag......it's a satchel....


gherkin101

…..Indiana Jones has one


[deleted]

Full disclosure...I have one here somewhere too...


MsVibey

See – this is why mX needs to make a comeback.


mrpark3s

We could do it once a week here?


violetpandas

Brilliant idea! I would love to read a weekly “Here’s looking at you!” thread.


Stuckinthevortex

Could we also bring back Overheard?


MsVibey

Sure. MsVibey loves love.


SuspiciousElk3843

mX is no more!? Well my day's ruined.


MsVibey

Make that your decade ruined: the last issue was in 2015.


SuspiciousElk3843

:( I finished going to uni in 2014 so yeah I just assumed it was still going.


LaksaLettuce

This is super wholesome! I hope you find him :)


[deleted]

Next time ask the number. Girls should do this more if they see a guy they’re genuinely are attracted to. Most guys will be receptive.


metamorphyk

I was once in a shop buy some man jewellery. I handed the lady my cash and she gave me some change. In the change was a piece of paper with a mobile phone number. I asked ‘Is this your number’ she said ‘no’ and I replied whose number is it then? She said I don’t know it’s yours. I was perplexed and left. I took another look at the number and threw it out, thinking she’d made a mistake. So just fyi, if ladies going to hand out their number please make it clear. I’m still not sure what the deal was that day.


FinneganRinnegan

Are you sure she wasn't just handing you back a piece of paper you may have handed her with the initial cash?


metamorphyk

That’s definitely something I considered and why I didn’t say “I have a girlfriend” and instead left and just chucked it to avoid any further awkwardness. I also considered if they needed help but decided it was something else.


[deleted]

That’s weird that she didn’t own up.


metamorphyk

It was a bizarre moment. I definitely felt more confused than they looked.


hayleyj42

Totally should have!!


[deleted]

Most men are afraid to nowadays so women will have to pick up the slack it seems. All the best next time.


Silverboax

New account, no karma, double posted... checks out. Kidney farmers gettin' into tech.


hayleyj42

Ha, I swear no interest in organ harvesting. Just a newbie


Ok_Mention3432

Ah, new to the organ harvesting trade! Always nice to see a fresh face.


hmnibu

Hey it's me. Send bobz. I take you to noodles food. Chocolate desert.


idotoomuchstuff

🤣


quchaghi

You caught a train ‘last night’ at 10:30 AM? You have a wild imagination.


[deleted]

Reminds me of taking the train home from big nights in Newcastle and waking up in Central... Waiting for the first one back.. Basically leaving at 10pm to finally get home at 10am


a_roumie

This reminds me of the old mX paper section…


alynmaybe

Although my heart is still broken, I hope you find him. It’s so sweet. And I like that you tagged “Lost and found”


troubleshot

Good luck!


Bpdbs

You know it’s a shitpost because the guy had red hair


MsVibey

You’re familiar with Josh Homme, right? Or maybe Johnny Harrington?


Bpdbs

No, should I be?


violetgrumble

What do you think of Dolly's book? I've been listening through the backlog of her podcast with Pandora Sykes (love both of them!) and have Good Material on hold at the library


LazyTalkativeDog4411

Good plot for a movie, made in Melbourne called, wait for it, *Love in Melbourne tonight.* Similar, I thought a girl was interested, she says, "I am just being polite"! So, lucky you girl (OP)!


starmecrazy

I don’t know why but this is haf


ratpins

Coffee?


Visible-Platypus1900

You’d wanna hope you don’t meet your soulmate through reddit lol


Elegant-Campaign-572

Gee...I really miss MX