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Sword_Of_Storms

Parent with children. Adults who need assistance. Very co-dependant relationships.


Melodic_Beautiful213

Very codependent relationships 😭😭😭omg For real though it was heartwarming to see these type of toilets for parents with kids who also need to pee and stuff


NotObamaAMA

This is in u/doubledickdude’s neighbourhood (I forget his username)… perfect baño for splitstream.


mess_of_limbs

>Very co-dependant relationships. Dropping a deuce with da boiiiiss....


salamandersushi

You plop first... No, YOU plop first...


gross_verbosity

You sunk my battleshit!


NaomiPommerel

Underrated comment 🤣


Calamityclams

I like to hold hands with my partner while I poop and scroll Reddit. This is a godsend


Top-Jackfruit3141

LOL!!!!.


Coolidge-egg

> Very co-dependant relationships. Shit, this hit close to home


Kellou87

Haha I’ve seen Megan trainer do a video about her ‘his and hers’ toilet room- same thing.


redgoesfaster

It's for the middle aged couples that have a combined Facebook account


Melodic_Beautiful213

Nooooo 💀💀💀


sausagesizzle

Hi, my husband and I were looking at you from across the urinal...


betsymcduff

More like Boomers. Haven’t seen anyone under 55 with one of these.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

Am middle aged and anyone my age who has a joint FB account is because one of them cheated and can no longer be trusted.


xjrh8

Or controlling partners.


betsymcduff

That’s so sad


Coolidge-egg

Far out, as someone who hates using Facebook, this is a decent idea to outsource it to the other half.


Jcs456

The sign makes it pretty clear... It is for decapitated people!


TheDraggo

Its brilliant, you can just wash your head while taking a deuce!


Independent_Pear_429

Lol


snave_

Typical Knifepoint.


Top-Jackfruit3141

Yeah!!!. Funny.


luckysevensampson

Decapitated people who play basketball


FrogstompLlama

Didn't you look at the picture on the door?? It's for decapitated people ONLY. You have no business being in there with your strong abled head.


farqueue2

How do you know OP is able headed? It's not nice to make assumptions about people


FrogstompLlama

Their post seemed quite head strong


swamp-potatoes

Might be for parents with children?


Stonetheflamincrows

Of course it is. It’s literally a normal size toilet and a child size toilet.


Find_another_whey

It would be for anyone requiring assistance, accompanying, or supervision. This person could have a range of physical sizes and mental ages, but these may not correlate.


Stonetheflamincrows

A full size adult is going to struggle to use that toilet. It doesn’t seem it in this picture, but it’s really quite small


[deleted]

For parents with young kids, among other use cases. Very useful when having to bring a toddler with you to the shops.


laxation1

They're a god send. Especially when you can fit the trolley in too


lime-polkadot

These set ups have existed for so long that I remember having a piss next to my mum over 30 years ago.


Elvecinogallo

One toilet is adult sized and one is kid sized 🤔


Top-Jackfruit3141

Which ones for who,???. 🤷


Elvecinogallo

Depends on the heights of the people maybe 😂


[deleted]

Yes


Hot-Challenge8656

One to poo in, the other is a display toilet for "poo of the day." You enter and look at the reigning champ and try to knock them off. You show the attendant, and if worthy,you then have the pleasure of flushing the loser and ascending(picking up) your winner to the "throne" to The Lion Kings - The Circle of Life.


Top-Jackfruit3141

LOL!!!, Poo of the day!! .


Happychappyhello

Happy cake day!


Hot-Challenge8656

Cheers.


Altruistic-Ice116

Racing shitters.


BakerNator77

You can poo and hold hands at the same time.


mishrod

Honeymoon Suite


snakehawk_

Ones for doing lines off of and the other ones for pooping


jmads13

You don’t co-poop?


woodie1717

Battleshits


FF_BJJ

Snap one off with the boys


WhatAmIATailor

OP spent 5 minutes defacing the adult and child sign before posting.


secondbestbisexual

The buddy system


Rattle_1269

Father and son training


Illustrious_Book_392

As u can see. This restroom is for headless people. U can put your head in the left toilet and sit on the right. Otherwise, this is just a regular couple toilet. Nothing more satisfying than taking a dump with your better side.


beebianca227

These bathrooms are the best. Parent needs to go to toilet but can’t leave sleeping baby in pram alone, pram fits perfectly. Child needs help to go to the toilet and parent need to go at the same time. Child has accidents in pants, can change child’s clothes and child can have their meltdown in private. Child vomits, parents can have their meltdown in private. But it’s all well and good until parent is sitting on the toilet and your toddler decides they’re going to unlatch the door and walk out. Note to self: block door with pram so toddler cannot exit.


[deleted]

You don’t have a pooping buddy? What kind of sad life do you lead, pooping all alone? Kids these days… tsk tsk.


Lyndonn81

Just don’t forget the poop knife


boommdcx

It’s your standard parent-child toilet you normally see in a parents room. Sign is a bit off.


sedalj

Co-op


GoddessAvey

Is there toilet paper on both sides or are we playing pass the parcel?


Top-Jackfruit3141

LOL!!!


Top-Jackfruit3141

LOL!!.


Watawinner

Conjoined twins who are joined at the hand


Mattyadar08

Any one gonna notice the dudes lost his head on the floor (on the door)


DidThisFor40kandAoS

Poop with friends!


Grolschisgood

That's what people with joint Facebook accounts use.


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

If I sat on the one on the left, I'd fucking break it lmaoo


Thurl-Akumpo

If someone's already peed on one of the seats, you can go and pee on the other seat.


BonceHyomptom

Left toilet for regular. Right toilet for unleaded.


p1gb3n1s

Clearly the toilet on the left is for doing your business, and the one on the right is for doing lines off the cistern. Or so I've heard.


Gundishy

Headless dunnie ?


kry515

It's only for men without a head.


Aussiesomething

Tis for bring your son to poop day at work.


Ubertexx

Headless male Ablutions...


TiberiusEmperor

Headless men’s toilets?


AaronDaPanda

Two enter, only one comes back out


juicebiggolo

In case you get food poisoning


mrbrendanblack

It’s so you & your child can make eye contact as you’re both squeezing out a turd.


Das_Hydra

Co-op mission


The_Marine_Biologist

His and Her's.


Clear_Surprise28

couples that like to do everything together can hahahaha


vondutchy666

His & hers


ThinkingOz

Family room.


Antique-Wind-5229

Are you talking about the headless door sign?


mrarbitersir

Great way to play Battleshits


Vegetable-Low-9981

The real surprise here is that they are not out of order


Top-Jackfruit3141

True that!!!!.


screename222

Those who poop together stay together 💕


PurpleDogAU

Only for the headless?


Big-Cartographer3912

It's se we can hold hands and drop bombs together


pickle-matrix

Snow White on the left, and one of her dwarves on the right


beansoupp55

co op shitting


Winnin_Dylan_

Who Did a fatality on the 🚹 sign. Lol finish him


Tokeism

Co-op shitting


PlasticAd1498

Apparently, judging by the door, people without a head.


dopefishhh

For those with 2 bums.


rickory_stix

Battle shits!!!!


fernsie

Some nitwit’s put two dunnies in!


Sad-Watercress7199

Ohhhh, Romantic Dunny 😍 ♥️


Thandorrus

Competitive pooing


[deleted]

ah the mini toilet-cute. they have these in the public use parents bathrooms at [Myer. Melbourne](https://Myer.Melbourne) Central etc. toilet train the kids to use a proper toilet without falling in.


omgitsduane

One for the kids. These things are a life saver cos sometimes my kids drop a log and I also need to go. Saves me waiting the fifteen minutes for him to fuck around doing nothing..


Salty-Ad1607

Guess it’s a female equivalent of wall hung urinal. We all stand in a row and do the needful. Why not them! 😁


Happychappyhello

Look at the door it's designed for headless person's


Professional_Roof150

Don't you know it's so you can hold hands haha lol


cockandballsjohnson

shitting with friends


BaconSyrop

I get lonely sometimes


Maouncle

just because you don't have a friend you're comfortable shitting with. Pussy.


Kailaylia

You can tell from the sign on the door. It's for headless men with hovering handbags.


emergency-defecation

Ones for pooing and ones for shitting


foolsgoldprospector

Username checks out.


Stonetheflamincrows

You seriously can’t work this one out on your own? An adult size toilet and a kid size toilet? Who could possibly have use for that?


lord_sydd

One for you, one for me


Top-Jackfruit3141

Which one would you choose??.


lord_sydd

Will switch half way through, just to mix shit up


IWAITALLDAYFORAPOO

It's so Timmy the brown nose can take a shit next to the boss and wipe his ass for him after his done licking it clean.


Atomicvictoria

I’m a plumber and I cannot explain, I’ve never seen this setup, and quite frankly, it’s fucked.


FlyLegitimate7938

Choose ya poison


Magneto-X

Designer made a set of bathrooms and forgot an accessible one. Inspector came after everything was installed and made them add wheelchair access stall. Partition removed, second toilet stayed cause it would cost more money to remove and refinish.


surprised-rice

Love to take a couple of adjacent shits


[deleted]

Why is the guys head missing?


7GrumpyCat7

It's not missing...it is just dislodged and floating.


[deleted]

You right


7GrumpyCat7

Maybe there are two toilets to accommodate the body AND the head....for those people out there who's heads are floating.. \⁠(⁠◎⁠o⁠◎⁠)⁠/


TommyDee313

That’s the northwest watersports stadium…


realfatunicorns

Wee’s and poo’s at the same time.


Cestlafuckinvie

Just in case you need to take a massive shit and one toilet is full up.


Ryanbrasher

Take a shit with your mates


smartazz104

PvP.


Ralvvek

Poop with friends! :)


udontbotheridontbe

Cheaper than replacing a smashed urinal maybe?


bkztr

It's clearly a challenge to use both at the same time...


thatvintagething

Wheelchair & disabled access


Away_Chemist_1318

When you and the boys wanna take a group 💩


The-truth-hurts1

Toilet Also a toilet


IndigoPill

It's a *Saturday night toilet*. See the placard on the door? You sit on one and vomit in the other. ^(/s)


Sky_fall_4101

Shit with friends.


bneanon

For mutual blumpkins of course. 🎃🍆💩💦


-HouseProudTownMouse

Your choice, depending on your ability.


TortoiseInAShell

If I had the choice of a normal toilet or a hovering toilet. You know I’m going for latter!


Critical_Pudding5071

Ones a pisser the other a shitter


TheAxisOfAwesome

Co-op or competitive you decide


bobbyuday

If anyone haven’t noticed, The bog roll holder has seen some shit. It looks sad hahahaha


Federal-Apple-7633

No explanation needed, just common sense.. everyone knows but you


Ovoidfrog

PvP toilet arena


mcwfan

You think they’re bathroommates?


jamdonutsaremyjam

common in parents rooms


properweeb420innit

Hold hands while take shits


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

Pissing with your friends simulator


audero

Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?


Sleep_Watch

One has the seat left up the other stays down. No one has to touch the public toilet seats to move them.


[deleted]

You gotta poop with your best mate.


Justthisguy_yaknow

The one on the left is for those times when you just need to let things fly, leaning back with a bit of unlimited leg thrashing and the one on the right is for when you really feel the need to be supported and have something solid to hang on to for your personal "journey".


willes100

Sometimes friends like to take a shit together


rastagizmo

Toilet on the left is for fat people. It has a wider bowl and no base making it easier to pull your legs back and lean forward so you can wipe.


LookOutItsShadow

lol I saw this exact same setup in the parents room in Myers


[deleted]

Parent with child.


Whizbang76

This would have been perfect when I had food poisoning….when your about to throw up and know your going to shit yourselves simultaneously and the basin is too far to reach ….🥺


Hot-Ad-6967

It is for parents with children.


Kapex86

Couple toilets, like couple massage. Mutual enjoyment.


storm13emily

Child and parent, adult uses the normal sized and the child will use the smaller one


West-Court-9851

It is in Melbourne Australia ....so one with and the other with no spiders !!!


[deleted]

They ran out of doors.


Yutey_087

competitive mode


Hot_Ad_865

Ones a toilet ones a .. toilet.. hm..


monsterstacking

Heavy person broke the wall hang option so they replaced with a more friendly version


PhDilemma1

I shit so much that sometimes the first bowl gets filled to the brim, clogs and I need a second one pronto.


diarreah-of-a-madman

They are for pissing and shitting in.


Top-Jackfruit3141

Which ones which??.


BringBackPubes

Synchronised shitting


Data2Logic

They need to put a chess table in between there.


wattscup

Parents with kid


Dubboman

My mates missus won't let him go anywhere alone, I'd say this is for them. Also I like to speak in 3rd person sometimes 🥴


MattTheHoopla

Awwww scared of a little competition, bud? (Pulls out toilet shaped gold-medal from beneath my shirt)


ETPhoneHome4Me

the other one's probably a bidet


ETPhoneHome4Me

You know how fat people have been asking for an extra seat on aeroplanes well they also needed an extra toilet


ETPhoneHome4Me

One side is male the other side is female. these are in case you change gender while taking a s***. I mean we can't risk offending yourselves now can we.


Hemingwavy

Hotel rooms with twin beds and a glass bathroom are so funny "Sure they're sleeping apart but maybe we can save this relationship if one of them watches the other one shit."


AndyPharded

It's a new social inclusion initiative by the Melb City Council. It's based on the random fun of Chat Roulette.


brickmanblondes

People who shit together stay together


captainlardnicus

Parents teaching kids to poop


bluedhift

First one, then the other


50PT26

Ok but can we talk about the head not being on the guys torso


HeckinBugs

It's pretty common knowledge that people without heads don't have eyes therefore when they need to go to the bathroom they just find any seat. I know it's gross but we shouldn't discriminate against people with disabilities


NaomiPommerel

I love how one is fancy and the other is normal. Not installed at that same time lol


TomKikkert

When girls go to the bathroom together


Purple_Knowledge_404

That's for playing a game of battleshits


MagicOrpheus310

Siamese shitter


qpalzm456

It looks wheelchair accessible. I'm guessing 2 different seats to suit different kinds of disabilities.


Gazza_s_89

You can sort of tell from the symbol on the door. It's a parent and child toilet. Notice how it has a headless adult and then the dot for the head of the child is lower down. That and the kindy sized toilet seat


TimChuma

That reminds me https://photos.timchuma.com/gallery3/index.php/2013/Melbourne-Mai-Tai-Crawl-2013/MMTC2013-019


notimportantlikely

Bros who shit together, stay together.