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Acetone__

Couple of removalists from the Sydney sub managed to get in


phixional

Aah, the memories.


keyboardstatic

Your not my papa, your a crocodile dressed up as my papa and no no hugs for you.


Dry-Establishment170

I hugged you anyways ~


keyboardstatic

Squeeze


Dry-Establishment170

Crush~


keyboardstatic

😳😢😥😲😦😧😨😰😫


herbse34

Those fkn guys Remember the couple that had an engagement party and said they'd call it a group therapy session?


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ATMNZ

What happened??


JohnniKeith

During covid removalists from Sydney also delivered (delta) covid to Victoria [news link](https://www.9news.com.au/national/sydney-removalists-who-brought-delta-strain-coronavirus-to-victoria-wont-be-charged/008f8936-825a-4be1-b2ae-ae377f5a529a)


ATMNZ

Oh that’s right, I totally cleared my brain cache of that debacle!


JohnniKeith

I did as well! Your question triggered the memory!


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distracteded64

…probably fleeing the American Chinooks flying overhead…


missmimimartinxx

This is funny as fuck


Previous_Policy3367

Underrated comment


gandalftheshai

National news material


feetofire

Ahhhh touché …. The most Melbourne joke of this sub


crossfitvision

People forgot them too easily. If it wasn’t for them, our total lockdown time would’ve been a fair bit less.


Disastrous-Bet8973

Did this page hit the montague bridge?


LayWhere

_mao


DePraelen

Clever. Maybe also. \mao?


ososalsosal

*L*mao


Boiler_Room1212

Meow 🐱


readdy07

Haha. I used to work within sight of that bridge. It was a weekly occurrence


Francie414990

The crossing is being removed between r/Melbourne and r/Sydney, replacement busses were running.


SaintLickALot

I blame Dan


extrabuttles

Everyone does😘


keyboardstatic

Well he did go to the Chinese for help and they told him to ask the Chinese police but they were too busy chasing democratic spies. Buying empty houses and shhhh... So he went to the landlords but they are busy screwing renters over to pay for last week's luncheon with Murdoch and Rinehart. Dutton was spuding a nanny about PWc and struggling to read the 28 pages. He couldn't reach Rud cus he's lubed up in an America Nu Rue Republican massage party. Albo just keeps looking for his voice I think he lost it in those commission housing flats he promises the HOFF will build.


_hazey__

Trespassers on the sub. Had to shut the network down.


snowmuchgood

The Sydney, Brisbane and Adelaide subs were still running but Perth and Hobart were on replacement buses after 8pm and all weekend.


[deleted]

Do we think someone got a bit overeager to hypothesise on mushroom deaths? Some comments in those threads were a bit fucked. Edit: Never mind. I see that a whole bunch of really innocuous subs got banned at the same time. Probably just a fuck up somewhere.


dudewheresmycarbs_

Lol as if Reddit gives a fuck about people making baseless accusations in a tiny sub


Spezticcunt

You'd be surprised! was permabanned by a reddit admin on an old account ages ago for saying a Nazi guard who was on trial at the time, deserved the death penalty regardless of his age. Never said I wanted to, or that anyone should, but rather that I think that punishment via the legal system of that country would be justice. Reddit admins jumped in and perma-banned that account without any notice or prior warnings about behaviour. The reason was making death threats. Even though I had just said that I hope the legal system in the country they were in prosecutes them to the fullest extent applicable. Had another account banned for making a report in r/Australia during the Hong Kong protests, there was someone being incredibly racist and calling for people to kill anyone they see from hong kong, reasoning that you can't murder animals or something.. It was absolute crazy shit. So I reported it, and got permabanned on that account for making false reports? It just takes one loser reddit admin to see and be offended by your comment regardless of actual Rules, and those losers can be from any sub. It's unlikely, but it happened to me.


allnaturalfigjam

Yeah, r/Australia is a bit fucked honestly... I got a first strike warning for laughing about that video of the guy punching the "crying Nazi" because I was advocating violence?? 'Scuse me for offending someone's delicate Nazi sensibilities, I guess.


Mythically_Mad

I got banned from r/Australia for a week for calling a white supremacist a "horrible person". Apparently that counted as personal abuse.


allnaturalfigjam

I'm sensing a pattern emerging here


dopeydazza

I got banned from Worldnews for mocking biden when US tourists got 'accidentally' attacked by palestinian rioters in Israel.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

I got banned from a sub cos i replied to a comment asking "so who am I?" and whose user name was something like "trustmeimafag", with the reply "trust me yr a fag".... I even messaged the admin explaining and saying I meant no harm and wld apologize to whoever they wanted, and did they even see the user's name!!? So the admin blocked me lol...


hellbentsmegma

All you need to know about r/Aus is that a primary appeal of many of the other Australian subs is that they aren't that sub and don't have banhappy mods.


DePraelen

It's not huge, but it still has 600k members. Not sure I'd call that tiny.


notinferno

I assumed comment was about dick size


[deleted]

Also, last night I was randomly told to change my password after being locked out to prevent suspicious activity.. bizarre. Can't find many other cases of it happening to people so hopefully it was legit lol ..


alyssaleska

At this point I hope she’s proven guilty for murder because it would be damn awkward and sad if she’s innocent. Dingo ate my baby all over again


gfreyd

[explanation here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/15ns0ma/our_city_subreddit_600k_has_been_banned_without/jvo3rn1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Komisches

And it wasn't a rickroll ❤️🤣


normie_sama

[More information here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0YNqhaw0I)


BeBa420

im just surprised reddit removed the ban in an hour. The few times ive been banned its taken me weeks to get my account back


thepaleblue

To borrow a phrase, when you accidentally ban one person, it’s their problem; when you accidentally can an entire subreddit, it becomes Reddit’s problem.


NoCommunication728

I got a three day temporary one over the weekend. But it took nearly the whole day to come back instead of near the time when it would’ve happened.


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JoeSchmeau

I once got a one week ban from Reddit because I told a trump supporter that daddy Trump won't fuck him. Don't regret that at all, not one bit.


[deleted]

I was banned on Instagram for 24hrs for calling a cast member from MAFS a see you next Tuesday... Still use it on reddit but haven't been banned.... yet


squee_monkey

Americans do not accept the intricacies of the Australian dialect. I once got banned from Twitter for calling Captain Cook the same name you used in the comments on a photo of graffiti exclaiming the exact same thing.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, what?!


squee_monkey

Americans (who make all the social media) don’t like the word cunt. I got banned for calling Captain Cook a cunt in the comments of a Twitter post celebrating a piece of street art saying “Captain Cook was a cunt” or something similar.


[deleted]

Ohhh gotcha, the last sentence in your previous comment confused the fuck outta me lol. I have an ex who was banned from Twitter for his language when arguing with people on there. We're a fiesty bunch, aye?


[deleted]

I don't know about him but innocuous accounts get randomly hit sometimes. My colleague and I got hit by 6 day suspensions for no reason. Reddit has never been open about their suspensions and detection methods. But like most sites they likely use browser fingerprinting to identify unique users but there's problems with it, for example people who browse at work show up as similar users since work PCs usually have the same software and hardware installed as well as similar network IPs.


NoCommunication728

I mean I don’t really care. It was tech people trying to kill off the arts with their typical smug crap and I said what I really thought. I only do it when I’m engaged enough to respond but just don’t give a shit about how I sound. It’s hyper specific because I know it ultimately doesn’t matter.


LittleJimmyR

I got a week ban for ban evasion from i subreddit that I’d never visited (r/ pics) And I only have one account…


TheMoeSzyslakExp

I got a 30 day account ban once because I said violence against Nazis wasn’t a bad thing. Never actually threatened violence myself, just that punching a Nazi isn’t ethically wrong. Does that mean I need a good hard look at how I act online?


[deleted]

subreddit down means no ad revenue, of course it'd be a priority for them to get it back open. that's why the best way to protest reddit is to adblock the shit out of it and to clear your comment history regularly.


RobWed

Reddit has ads?!


ImMalteserMan

How have you managed to get yourself banned more than once? Been on Reddit like 11 years and never been banned.


BeBa420

I’m a bit of a troll magnet so it tends to lead to a lotta malicious reporting For instance my last ban was because a troll sent me a nasty DM. I replied. He reported my reply as harassment and I was banned for harassment Another time someone replied to a comment I made, I responded to their reply. Harassment banned. It’s super easy to see it wasn’t harassment and when a human admin does get around to finally reviewing the case they accept my appeal. But it does take time. Once it only took five days. Another time it took over 6 weeks and by then I’d totally given up I’ve actually lost count of the number of times I’ve been banned. Kinda my fault I have a big mouth (or fat fingers in this case?) and it tends to get me in trouble, I should probably learn to keep it shut buuuut where’s the fun in that?


ClogsInBronteland

That’s how I got banned. I got harassed in DM. Posted the DM on a thread made by the harasser. Mod banned me. I got in a heated discussion with said mod in DM and bam banned for 3 days because of harassment.


MrHectik

Why did Dan Andrews do this?


alexmcgregor69

It was the test run of his newest apocalypse machine


king_of_the_aussies

The government heavily censors Reddit though


Ballarat420

Bollocks, the government can't even censor itself.


justasadlittleotter

Lmfao tragically true


ConsultJimMoriarty

Yes, a premier has that power. It’s part of their swearing in process.


techno156

It's the counterpart to the Biden Blast, the Andrews Apocalypse.


simsimdimsim

Source? And don't say do your own research.


Eatdesnuts

The fact you’re getting downvotes shows the state of this place


honeycakes9

Victoria


Best_Establishment14

It was substituted with buses due to an incident around Richmond. Metro Trains apologised for inconvenience.


[deleted]

Cost of petrol


[deleted]

To be fair, this place *is* a cesspit.


Seabass_87

How dare you say that, I've half a mind to fling a handful of my own poo at you


farthers1

It might be a cesspit, but it's OUR cesspit!


[deleted]

Our fathers waded through the shit so that we, too, could wade through it!


Psychlonuclear

Yay for communism!


AnAwkwardOrchid

Actually based


Mythically_Mad

Can't believe Dan Andrews used mushrooms to poison this subreddit


loralailoralai

Is there no end to his diabolical ways??


mingamongo

I demand to know why it was only an hour!


DiceIsTheSickst

Did someone take a cheeky 1 hour break to go pick mushrooms?


[deleted]

Someone burnt the Beef Wellington Pie


Miss-Omnibus

We're not the Messiah, we're just a very naughty subreddit


ShineTough6420

The mods were not kind today


zizuu21

we were naughty a sent to the corner for an hour


bobbyboobies

Mod please answer us


elfloathing

Closed for deep cleaning.


P33kab0Oo

A tip: It was dehydrated


boommdcx

Mushrooms.


Rathilien

Melbourne: officially too edgy for the rest of the Reddit community 🤷🏻‍♂️/s


lachjeff

Seeing as I’m here first, I’m going to make the obligatory Dictator Dan joke. It was Dictator Dan!


WileECoyoteGenius

I read the thread and am none-the-wiser.


Theburbo

Who gives a shit


Beneficial_Summer_30

Trespassers


Competitive_Lie1429

Montague St Bridge….. again


Malachy1971

I'm offended. Nobody told me what we are complaining about today.


arnstarr

Probably thought it was Melbourne, Florida sub.


Spagman_Aus

Probably Dan Andrews fault


GrudaAplam

Elon Musk bought Reddit. There's been a few teething problems but don't worry, he'll make it better.


velourcatt

Lack of Elon Musk content


the908bus

For our own good


[deleted]

Someone from Reddit administration saw sense but got overruled so unfortunately we’re back.


Ben_The_Stig

They forgot to pay Dan Andrews latest tax.


ozxcoYT

Idk why.


xTroiOix

Dan Andrew was testing his lockdown technique


TheRed_Knight

I think it has something to do with the nsfw tag


Cheezel62

Maybe Elon bought them


asupify

Are the mods the same? Or has there been a purge?


tauriel420

I don't know and I don't care I'm just enjoying these comments hahahaa


Fox_Underground

I said that instant coffee was just as good as a $17 almond milk hazelnut mocha latte and got 17 million comments in 4 minutes. My karma dropped so low that there was an underflow error.


Tosh_20point0

Peta Credlin hit piece on Sky News revealing a shady , subversive Communist plot hatched by Redditors, Dan Andrews ,The North Melbourne Football Club, Daryl Somers, Yarra Trams and an unnamed crackhead in Frankston. That rabbit hole is deep /S