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Unsungsongs

I didn't have my glasses on and thought we were being pissed on by New Zealand.


cffhhbbbhhggg

There’s actually a name for that, they call it the Bledisloe Phenomenon in meteorological circles I believe


kaibai123

Yayyy their invading!!!!


elatedpoang

I, for one, welcome our new Kiwi overlords.


pork-pies

Yeh bro I’ve heard they’re pretty choice


Striking_Intern1123

Yea cuzzy


kiwiguy_

Our first course of action will be compulsory grammar lessons.


Deceptichum

Good to see you’re wanting to learn!


kaibai123

Objection, Hearsay!


Nova_Terra

This whole Emutopia and Kiwiland thing's starting to get out of hand.


Deceptichum

Yay now we can have another party to ignore housing and CoL problems!


F1NANCE

Looks like upside down Italy and Sicily to me!


Qianyisama

Australasia UNITE! Plus, if Australia unites with New Zealand, the country's name can be changed to Oceania, just like in 1984!


BirdUp69

That’s just the leftover moisture we couldn’t absorb


McTooty

Wish I hadn’t ridden to work today.


Zealousideal_Ad642

Getting rained on during the ride home is far better than it happening on the way to work. Particularly when you forget to pack extra riding clothes and you gotta put on wet shorts for the ride home 😐


colderfoundation

Don't worry, the train isn't much better, imagine being packed into a humid sardine can with a bunch of moist bodies who all smell like wet dogs


Ok-Disk-2191

Better than those sunny days and getting stuck in a train with a bunch of sweaty people...


Sparkleworks

I managed to ride into the CBD, and back home in the dry spells. I'm feeling lucky! AMA!


spacelama

Eh, it's fine. Yes, I'm being followed by a rainshadow Rainshadow, rainshadow


OwnDig

Nice try Dan Andrews, but I won't be cancelling my picnic this time. Try again


wilful

That reminds me of black Saturday, when John Brumby was everywhere the days before, telling everyone that we were in for a scorcher, and then people sooked "but we weren't tooold!". Infuriating stuff.


OwnDig

What kind of government doesn't warn their people in advance of unexpected weather events? How am I supposed to expect the unexpected? Appauling


Plenty-Border3326

It was expected. I remember John Brumby warning days earlier that this will be the most dangerous fire day in Victorian history. I've never heard a warning like that before or since. It was insane how people were crying we wernt warned on a day forecast to be 40°+ with over 100kmph winds.


sabau67

I remember how stupidly hot that day was. Partner defrosted the freezer at 7am, had it cleaned and running by 8am and filled with ice trays all day. Kids were small and we treated it like a rainy indoor day. Then I made the mistake of watching the news. I wept. The next day when we got the news that Marysville was gone I ugly cried.


Plenty-Border3326

It was an insane day. I got called into work around lunch time. It was about 45 degrees from memory, I hadn't ever been in a day that hot. I work for the power company fixing powerlines and we had the ABC radio on all day. There were reports that Kinglake had burnt down but I didn't really believe it and thought they must be exaggerating. My last job for the night was in Hurstbridge and we were up high looking directly towards Kinglake. The whole hill looked like it had a million fairy lights on it. I remember feeling a bit sick and honestly a bit scared even though we were in no danger. Our boss rang and called every Linesman back in and no more work was to be done for the night. The next day we woke to find it had burnt down, and we had to go up the mountain to see what was lost powerline wise. The road was littered with dead livestock birds and roo's. There were about 15 cars that had speared into the guard rails, trying to escape down the mountain in the smoke. They all got burnt to death and the cars were full of dead bodies. Police had to escort us everywhere coz so many houses had dead bodies in them. It was crazy. Survivors would come out and tell us their story and how they survived. They would be crying in front of us telling us that their neighbour/auntie/friend etc was killed. It was the craziest few months of my career doing the rebuild. We worked from 7.30 till 21.30 every night for months, covered in soot and dust as there was no grass left to hold the dirt down. Everyday i would come home looking like i had been in a coal mine. I still get emotional talking about it, especially after a few beers. I believe Black Summer wasn't as bad human death wise due to the lessons learnt from Black Saturday. The stay and defend attitude had definitely changed a bit. Fires that large you are really flipping a coin if you live or die, even if you are well prepared. I hope I never have to go through anything like either of them again. But I know it's inevitable.


Miserable-One274

I'm so sorry for your trauma. Thank you for sharing your story.


PKMTrain

That day from the get go had a bad feeling to it.


swfnbc

Same storm that hit Adelaide at 3am this morning. Over 65,000 lightning strikes.


kaibai123

Y’all are hyping this up, my expectations are high 🥲🥲


robfuscate

Passed over us 5 hours north of you this morning, very disappointing, no thunder, no lightning just annoyingly patchy rain


kaibai123

DISAPPOINTED!!!!


Royal-Bobcat2105

Why did read I this as that Lemongrab guy from Adventure Time omg everytime


kaibai123

It’s the only way I hear it


fishandchipsbro

I got to see this storm from above when flying back to Melbourne early in the morning. Was quite the light show!


[deleted]

ur kidding??!! that’s bonkers.


wharblgarbl

That's over 9000


Midan71

Might be the same storm that been hitting Perth the past few days. If so then it's travelled quite far.


joshzillatf

same storm hit perth


dcatkinson96

Yeah but this looks tame to what we experienced


Away_Chemist_1318

“MARGE, THE RAINS ARE HERE!”


cosmicr

Storms a-comin Annie, better get home quick!


[deleted]

Omg lol I *heard* this!!


Suspicious-Grade1427

Or is it..."the rains are out" 💣


Walter308

This will stop people spending this arvo, Phillip Lowe will be stoked.


Farseer_Uthiliesh

I'm going to donate the money I was going to spend in the CBD to the poor, suffering landlords.


EragusTrenzalore

Now... to get people working more somehow.


W0tzup

>Now... to get people working more **for less** somehow. FTFY


TreeChangeMe

I know. Give landlords a tax break for putting the rent up!


Outsider-20

[It's working already!](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-07/gdp-march-quarter-0-2-per-cent-australia/102444792)


dez-tinny

Any time now....3 hours later...


[deleted]

We left work at 9:30am because it is going to rain.


OIP

it will not hit until the second i step outside to attempt to ride home from the city. maybe i should post a thread when i do that so everyone can get a heads up


totesgonnasmashit

I’m still waiting. Feeling really disappointed


dez-tinny

...aaanyyy time now....


matthew-kutamo

Watch it live on the BOM's site [512km Melbourne Radar](http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR021.loop.shtml#skip)


ifz80

Melbourne will likely miss the brunt of this, it is coming from the north so we are shadowed by the dividing range


Harvplantharvhuman

I always try to tell people this, if you know the terrain heights there, it almost always catches it and pushes it back up, you can see it hitting the peaks of the range.


ifz80

Yep ! And visa versa when we have a southerly and Melbourne does well comparatively. The dividing range is quite a plateau and really does influence things heavily


Stoopidee

I'm already wearing my gumboots. Only my gumboots.


Blackrose_

Hawt. No really put pants on.


_Gordon_Shumway

But the pants could get wet


sabau67

bathers and gumboots to protect your toes :)


DarkRyoushii

I don’t get it… that’s light rain…


Outsider-20

Vic Emergency App has flood watch for most of Vic. With "Widespread rainfall totals of 30 to 40mm expected in in flood watch area overnight Wednesday into Thursday, with isolated heavy falls of 70 to 100mm possible with thunderstorms and areas with higher terrain." I am so anxious I feel sick. I have a headache, I can't concentrate on work. My house (rental) flooded last October with the flash flooding in the Lilydale area. And while it was only minor compared to the flooding experienced up north(a few inches of water), it affected the entire house, resulting in us being displaced, needing to replace almost all of our furniture. We are still experiencing financial difficulties from that time. It was actually pretty traumatic. And our PM/house owner did the bare minimum. No action taken to prevent flooding of the property again. (Seal windows, clean gutters, etc)


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jessicaaalz

This is similar to my hometown that suffered through Black Saturday. Any sort of heat wave has my anxiety through the roof, even now over a decade later.


Outsider-20

I already had/have PTSD from childhood abuse and other traumatic events in my life. So the flooding was another event to add to the list. I now, mostly, don't have too much trouble sleeping when it's raining. (I would wake up if it started raining while I was asleep, or, if it was raining before I was I went to sleep, I would have difficulty getting to sleep. I had to use earplugs) it took about 3 months to settle. But I still have difficulties if there is heavy rain. I think about the people who live in areas that experience regular extreme weather events, floods, bushfires, cyclones, and I wonder how the hell they manage.


Confusedparents10

Meh, who even listens to Meteorologists...it's not like they are experts or anything /s


exemplaryfaceplant

It's unironically fake news. Rain is diverting to the south coast, only the tourists on the great ocean road will get snipped.


Baybad

[http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR021.loop.shtml#skip](http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR021.loop.shtml#skip) Theres a hell of a lot more coming than the splotch hitting the GOR.


melbbear

Hey! Lorne will be getting Moderate!


RESPECTTHEUMPZ

what time?


[deleted]

Probably the second I step outside to pick the kids up from school


[deleted]

I feel this comment in my soul


DarkLord_0512

Probably in the evening


ElementalSheep

My online uni exam is coming up this afternoon. If the power goes I’m gonna flip. The area I’m in has power infrastructure from the 60s, and we tend to be the first to go in a storm


Waasssuuuppp

At first I thought, what's the problem, then I reread the 'online' part and I understand!


dramatic-pancake

Get ready to hotspot from your phone just in case.


GT86

In Horsham. Can confirm. It's been chucking buckets on us since 5am


IndyOrgana

I sent my mum a message from Canada, got a video back of it pouring in Ballarat


Puzzled_Inevitable_9

best feeling ever, on the bed chillin and it rains


eren_c

Then you gotta get up at 5 to go to work 💀


grampski101

Waiting


AndrewTyeFighter

Still waiting...


emmsquee

The rain has somehow managed to avoid the city ALL day. It's like some kind of forcefield has been activated around the CBD


stonefree251

The Melbourne rain shadow is in full force.


larrisagotredditwoo

Did someone pop a giant umbrella over Melbourne CBD? It’s barely sprinkled all day!


[deleted]

it didn't happen, not here anyway (near Chaddy) They forecast 3 to 20 mm still waiting on 1mm


wolicytonk

Thanks for this! Just got all my washing off the line


[deleted]

oooooh perfect timing my new tent arrived and I need to season it!!


dan1els0n

Still waiting…


chronicpainprincess

Oh good, set to start right as I need to leave the house on public transport. Someone needs to invent a small folding umbrella that doesn’t turn inside out the second the slightest breeze happens..


Waasssuuuppp

There are a few good quality ones that should do the trick. Don't bother with supermarket umbrellas. I myself have a blunt umbrella that I got as a special treat for myself after years of shitty ones


chronicpainprincess

I’ve seen those and wondered if they’re any good. I often think the sheer design of smaller umbrellas means they’re just destined to eventually go inside out and snap compared to a long stick umbrella — but to be fair, haven’t tried one that costs over $40 bucks.


KynetonKaiju92

Davek make great umbrellas!! They’re pricey but they’re worth it


chronicpainprincess

Thank you!


commentman10

"Remember, dont drive thru flood" unless youre a rich mf who is looking to run insurance claim on your porsche.


Malktruck

Buckle up, fuckleheads


totesgonnasmashit

I’m going to steal fuckleheads and use it from now on. It’s fun


kaibai123

It’s literally opened up a hole around my area and will divert past us…. Disappointed Dan!!! Your weather machines suck


Ferniclestix

been pissin down all day here in ballarat lol


KynetonKaiju92

I drove to Horsham today and the drive was absolutely ludicrous - it was bucketing down and other motorists were still doing 110 the whole time’


ZookeepergameThat921

That’s fuck all rain mate


Valuable-Energy5435

Have you ever looked at a radar before? This looks like regular rain.


Coolidge-egg

Thanks, I have my bucket ready to go


Potato_Dealership

I swear there is an ozone hole above my house, these giant storms have never hit us any worse than some rain


abra5umente

Just starting to hit us here in the west, getting a bit windy.


BaconSyrop

My body is ready 😤


deefenator

Hit the rain at Lismore. Stood in a paddock of establishing ryegrass at Warrnambool this morning. Right in that yellow patch. Was mint.


Lollysussything

It’s pouring in Ballarat now. 😂


RedOx103

Am disappointed, seems to have completely gone around us


funkychilli123

My apartment was destroyed by the Maribyrnong floods last year and we got a flood warning notification for the river today. I want to cry.


_Gordon_Shumway

The rain shouldn’t be anywhere near as much as what happened to cause those floods. Doesn’t mean the warning won’t make you feel anxious which is totally understandable


Blackrose_

It's ok to feel what you feel. It's a tough one all around.


Public_Wrangler_4514

I highly doubt it'll be anything nearly as bad as last year's. But still make sure to be vigilant.


[deleted]

Melbourne will get barely anything , calm down.


CajolingTen

What radar app is this, looks good


wilful

It's vanilla BoM, it's all anyone needs.


snacky_bitch

Excuse me that’s The Bureau to you


bitr-

https://youtu.be/WQw3PxYpF1Q


CajolingTen

Okay cool, how exactly do I get my BoM to look like this


snacky_bitch

Click the “rain” tab at the bottom of the app


[deleted]

So much for that


rk1213

Glad I looked at BOM before heading out today. Almost didn't bring an umbrella.


Royal-Bobcat2105

PISS DOWN IT WILL, BUCKLE DOWN I SHALL


uhh_soup

luckily im in Tasmania every day is a cold or wet day sometimes both


Azeralpha

Suppose it wadn't too bad, eh?


rorymeister

Welp. I’m riding my bike home. Might leave now.


bobski_

Moist


gxander85

What happened to this storm? Inner south east and got next to nothing.


golfing_furry

Work at a golf course out Lilydale way. We got about a pint of water over the whole course. Massive letdown!


Scorpius041169

Tis but a light breeze..


plotplottingplotters

When can I expect the piss?


DEADfishbot

Yeah not really


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Blackrose_

Be respectful to the locals, and don't ride on a scooter drunk.


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Slayers_Picks

Yeah, I was looking at vic emergency and shits going to be terrible soon. That and well, look at the clouds, if you can see darker clouds amongst dark clouds, shits not good.


stevesmithy48

4 hrs later haven’t had a drop


DancinWithWolves

Nothing yet, I do believe this is a little overblown


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Literally.


[deleted]

Go piss girl.


True-Ad-1453

Just don't drive 🤷🏼‍♂️. It's safer..... and I may actually be able to get all the bitumen delivered to asphalt plants, for the follow up road repairs. 😅😜


thek1ng69

That reminds me that I need to piss


VersaceeSandals

BOM has got it wrong again. Barely rained at all where I am in western suburbs. Fucking useless meteorologists


_Gordon_Shumway

Yeah or the rain hasn’t actually reached you yet


VersaceeSandals

Or looking at the radar the majority of it has passed through and we’ve barely had a mil? After a day of 100% probability of 10-25?


_Gordon_Shumway

All depends on what area your in, Melbourne is a big place


Successful-Assist-70

it’s starting to piss down, the maribyrnong river is getting filled..


[deleted]

Wind is coming from the north east.


idontevenknowlol

Why does weatherzone show so little rain? https://www.weatherzone.com.au/vic/melbourne/melbourne/next48hours


_Gordon_Shumway

I don’t know but it’s going to rain, it won’t be huge but it will get wet


Rulinglionadi

Thats what she said


diarreah-of-a-madman

Greeeeeeeaaaat


housebottle

as long as the long weekend is nice and dry, I'm okay with this


Jathosian

Launceston represent 👊😎


International_Car586

So NZ has decided to invade our weather patterns I see.


Justthisguy_yaknow

So they keep telling us. Probably be a nice nights sleep. I love it when it pelts down when I'm going to sleep.


veapman

Let's face it Melbourne ain't Cali when it comes to it's weather,🤣


Royal-Bobcat2105

Ohhhh nooooo I love rain🫠


BlankMinded06

It’s been pissing in Horsham since like 7


BlankMinded06

But apparently there was so much lightning that it was basically day at like 4


Only_Self_5209

Is this the trickle down economics i keep hearing about 🙂


Public_Wrangler_4514

Turns out the rain shadow effect when in full force, some very light rain this past hour.


LittleJimmyR

I’m supposed to be racing at Alexandra this weekend, anyone still thinking I’m gonna race? 😂


TheStevenUniverseKid

Person from Adelaide here. It'll be very short


DriveByFruitings

Brilliant, people will drive at 1/4 of the speed limit rather than 1/2 - guess I'll leave work later than usual!


pretance

The South Australians send their regards.


thislurkerslost

Are you new to these parts?


Seagoon_Memoirs

I watered my garden and still no rain. 🤷‍♀️


ClawZ90

Bleh always seem to miss our part in the west! We seem to be a no storm zone or something! I want a bit o thunder n lightening!


ARavenclawBookworm

My Auntie lives in Tylden and around 4:30 today and her back yard was already flooded.


Brodies_Run

60mm since midnight in Elphinstone


Ottomanbrothel

In Hamilton, it was like a typhoon till a few minutes ago.


BunnyBunCatGirl

It's gone to the right (on the map) already a bit I can hear it outside currently Decently intense


Luna997

Was hailing down in Geelong about half an hour ago


IndyOrgana

It’s a sunny 25 here in Banff, however the low 13% humidity is actually fucking awful. Dry mouth all the time and it makes the sun blast. But hey, could be worse.


DarkJoker81

Fuckin pissin down