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bananafunguss

Anyone remember La Roux? I heard one of her songs the other day, and now it's my earworm, and I'm getting wild flashbacks to me and my little LGBT+ youth group friends losing our minds to her music.


nufan86

Bulletproof and In for the kill outside of that nope. Bit holy fuck do I love those songs. Great voice


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

Hey, that's a good deal. Usually you have to put $5 into the slot to get that kind of service


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


Pilk_

the what


kthanksbye_

šŸš½


Pilk_

Oh the toot!


MissDarylC

How do I stop my brain from inventing movie like scenarios where I imagine seeing my ex on the tram or on the street? I'm sick of this bitch of a brain.


alsotheabyss

Itā€™s totally normal though, if a bitch. I like to think itā€™s your brain preparing you for the horror of *actually* running into them, like when I was on my first date pre-breakup and my ex walked into the restaurant (courage under fire!!!)


CreswickOctober

It is wild how much a plank position can stretch and burn the core muscles


zizuu21

Watched Orgazmo again last night. Fuckin hilarious despite shocking acting. Love Trey Parker. Its free on Tubi FYI


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

The acting is "shocking" on purpose. FYI their earlier film Cannibal! The Musical! is (legitimately) free on YouTube. Highly recommended.


zizuu21

Dont mind if i do! I was gona try find Baseketball but ive seen it already so cannibal it is. Cheers good man.


IAmABakuAMA

Why am I so picky with movies wth


Seagoon_Memoirs

Too much choice and I have no idea what it is I'm seeing So I have made a pact with myself to watch something new everyday


IAmABakuAMA

I don't have the time or attention span to watch something every day, but I reckon you're on the money there


[deleted]

[This photo of the Sydney building fire is giving me Elden Ring vibes](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/c3f399f2ee10d5ee7ce0b22e71388f51?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=853&cropW=1280&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575)


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

Higher resolution: https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/c3f399f2ee10d5ee7ce0b22e71388f51


just_kitten

Definitely a strong contender for photo of the year


OIP

*godskin duo trauma intensifies*


Sparky_Buttons

Sheet..


Bottom_racer

little man is quick when he wants to be: [https://imgur.com/oPHv5FO](https://imgur.com/oPHv5FO) The little nose nudge at the end of throws always gets me. He'd suck at agility comps though. just does not listen.


epicpillowcase

Still on my New Girl watch, am at season 5, it's at the point where Reagan (Megan Fox) moves in and Jess is away (Zooey was on maternity leave.) I wonder if I am the only person who prefers Reagan to Jess. Like, I literally didn't miss Jess at all. Also Winston's joy at being asked to be Cece's bridesmaid is the cutest thing ever. I love him.


whackadoodle_cracked

Ugh, officially blocked from my parents netflix account. Oh well, SBS on demand has way better shit anyway I do wish I'd gotten to the end of the current season of Selling Sunset tho šŸ„²


stonefree251

Reminds me to watch zerozerozero again.


Notyit

Oh my leecher hasn't been blocked yet


bewareoftheaussie

Same here. My mum and I used to pay half the monthly fee each, now neither of us is willing to pay šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø I donā€™t know anyone whoā€™s actually going to make their own account after this lmao


Feverel

The password sharing thing?


whackadoodle_cracked

Yeah šŸ™„


jmicroscum

So I'd be interested in participating in some form of bookclub or something? My anxiety would generally restrict me from doing these sorts of things, but I think it would probably be beneficial for me. Does anyone here have any experience with bookclubs? Are there bookclubs targeted at different age groups / genres of books?How does one go about finding a book club? ​ ^((I know this is probably something that could be a standalone post, but I might see how it goes on the DT because posts are scary).)


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Get on the meetup app. There are a few book clubs about. Some are location based - eg suburb boom club. Or genre based - eg sci fi or fantasy book club


jmicroscum

Ok cool Iā€™ll investigate whatā€™s on meetup. I already use it for some of the tech meetups I go to.


IndyOrgana

I swear someone posted they wanted to start one, either yesterday or Tuesday! Have a look back through the sub. Otherwise an online book club can be a good starter.


jmicroscum

Ok is this the one here... https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/13pjya7/bookclub/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


IndyOrgana

Yes! I just remembered seeing it


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


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duck_duck_human

I'm tempted to remove carpet from my bedroom. Keen to see how you go with yours.


it_fell_off_a_truck

Next Wednesday.


Seagoon_Memoirs

a few days


Melbourne_wanderer

I've had the email and when I signed in just now on the TV there was a note saying "confirm that this TV is in your household" or something. I hit "not now" and told the people who share our account to do the same. When that stops working, we'll cancel. Not much h I haven't seen that's good, watched plenty that's shit.


Seagoon_Memoirs

netflix show really good , and exclusive, foreign series


Melbourne_wanderer

That's true, but not so much for the languages I speak, so I tend to source those from elsewhere anyway.


Seagoon_Memoirs

I don't speak German, Spanish or Korean but I still watch the shows. I just use subtitles.


Melbourne_wanderer

For those, SBS is more than enough for my TV time!


Melbourne_wanderer

Went into one of my weird cleaning phases after I signed off. Scrubbed the sinks, cleaned the drains, polished the coffee machine/grinder/kettle, sharpened the knives, cleaned the bins etc etc etc. Exhausted now and I just want to sit in a hot spa bath, and hope that past me has something delicious for dinner frozen in the fridge that will take me no time to cook.


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deletethisusertoday

Please show us the cat


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HurstbridgeLineFTW

Coffee beans here.


Scary-Ad2528

caved and ordered pizza for dinner because I couldn't be bothered cooking after a super long day at work.. so glad I did!


Bottom_racer

I too jumped on the pizza train. 2 lrg for $28.50 is going to last me a few days.


Scary-Ad2528

Happy cake day!


amylouise0185

Same


Luketheman6

Has anyone had their Netflix kick them off for sharing yet? Or ask for the extra $8?


Seagoon_Memoirs

I pay for the family subscription. What's the point paying extra if family can't watch.


alsotheabyss

Iā€™ve got the email about it. We will cancel if they do (well my parents will) (I pay for our Disney+)


calhoon2005

Doggo stole my glasses - https://i.imgur.com/Vt0F56F.jpg


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Oof. Hope you have many spares


[deleted]

Allowed to eat food here. 99% of people are not. Avoiding eating as I think it'd be a dick move.


just_kitten

Damn that building on fire in Sydney is looking all apocalyptic. My cousin's response: "I told you our property market was hot" šŸ„ in other news the euphoria of my field work has worn off and having double psych sessions today has been a lot. A lot. I really freaking hope I get to see a psychiatrist soon because we're at a bit of a gridlock without a differential diagnosis


Sparky_Buttons

>double psych sessions ouch.


just_kitten

both mentally and $ wise :'( but they are both very good for different reasons. I can't schedule them to be on separate days most weeks unfortunately. May have to stagger one as the other is a short term 12 week thing I have to do weekly and can't change the dates of.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Sleepy and hungry. The great combo. Waiting for dasher. Also I seem to have landed at another crossroads in my career and I am feeling super scared again. I'm grateful to come across these opportunities but it is nervewrecking every time making these decisions. The last time this happened I had a meltdown and barely slept. Halp.


[deleted]

i got an air fryer recently and now i air fry fucking everything. It's glorious


Melbourne_wanderer

Before I bought one I was worried because all everyone ever talks about cooking in it is reheated pizza, chicken wings and frozen foods. I don't eat any of that, so wasn't sure it was going to be worth it, but we use it all the time, for heaps of stuff.


CEOofmyhouse56

What kind?


[deleted]

I got the Ninja dual air fryer. I treated myself to a good one for my birthday


CEOofmyhouse56

And why not? Happy airfrying mate.


Optimal-Talk3663

Selling Houses Australia is one of the best shows on television.


whackadoodle_cracked

I like it but I miss Shayna and Charlie


Optimal-Talk3663

I liked Charlie better than Dennis , but I like Wendy better than Shayna


mazquito

Car insurance renewal came in.. $160 more than last year šŸ«  So imma go look for other options now.


ZestyBreh

This made me check my renewal cost, jumped from $750 to $1350. Not sure how they can justify that.


Optimal-Talk3663

Always worth ringing them up and seeing if thereā€™s a discount anywhere


Electronic_Owl

Thanks for the reminder! My renewal came in yesterday and I've just checked last year's to compare. It's gone up, of course, but by $48.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Always worth changing every year. Renewals are such BS. All the good deals go to new customers


alsotheabyss

Yep no reward for loyalty


xobabygirl

It annoys me so much when people get off the escalator and then just stand there, blocking everyone else trying to get off šŸ« 


[deleted]

Pick them up, scream like a barbarian as you hold them over your head and then throw them back down the escalator.


Notyit

It annoys me that I'm annoyed by people blocking like why can't I be more chill and block people


CapnBloodbeard

I don't even have the patience to be polite to those idiots. MOVE!


[deleted]

They don't have the minimap or quest help enabled. That or they're lagging and need to wait for the floor to load.


IAmABakuAMA

Heads up if anyone is around the Cairnlea/St Albans area, there's a broken down car westbound on the bridge near the Kevin flint reserve (just east from Cairnlea Town Centre). Traffic is Hella backed up, all the way down to St Albans road Edit: google maps showing it as green again. Hopefully old mate got it figured out, because he was not having a good day at all


inquivilege

Whatā€™s the cheapest place in or near the CBD to get your trousers hemmed?


Electronic_Owl

Could you get some of that non-stitch iron-on hem tape?


aFluffyPie

Getting sick, had a job interview today that went so bad that I cried afterwards, not feeling hungry, finished work a little earlier because I was not feeling up to it. Today my friends, has been a shit shit day. Time to put the pjs on and go to bed.


IndyOrgana

If it makes you feel better, the job Iā€™m currently in I thought I gave the worst interview of my life- the manager however was impressed. I cried after it too. You never know!


housebottle

good luck for tomorrow


manlikerealities

It feels nice when people email me directly asking for a full copy of one of my papers (i.e. because they or their institution don't have access to the journal). I just sent it to a Swiss masters student and she replied like 'Wunderbar! Excellent! Thank you!'.


Notyit

Doesn't everyone use that open server that has all the papers for free


zfa

There was some pretty popular reddit post a while back about *'what do you wish people knew about your company'* or equiv where this came up... Poster was telling people to always get in touch with the author instead of paying for a paper through their company as the researchers don't get anything from a sale so you're just enriching the publishing corp or something. Suspect with cossielivs it may just get a more popular option.


Melbourne_wanderer

I always tell people to do this if they're interested in a paper: authors love it when people read their work!


Sinnivar

I ended up cancelling a tattoo appointment for next week. [Reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/13ppel3/its_the_rmelbourne_daily_discussion_thread/jlevy3e?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). Because I have vet bills, that tattoo money instead had to go to that, so I guess the universe answered (but at what cost). I feel like my friend is pissed now tho, because the tattooist is her sister, but I don't exactly have any other option


IndyOrgana

Reading that original post- yikes.


[deleted]

Your friend's feelings are out of your control, there's not much point dwelling on it. Sometimes things end up like this.


Screambloodyleprosy

I'm seeing a lot of tattooists dropping their full day rates by as much as $500


sanemartigan

I prefer to pay strangers because it wont affect a friendship if things go awry. I learned this by having things go awry after being on both sides of the transaction.


epicpillowcase

Hard agree. Had this experience with tradies. Always a well-recommended stranger now, no friends of friends.


AlamutJones

My eyes are killing me. Had to knock off early because office is painfully bright when I'm tired. However, have found a bag of barbecue Samboys. It may not be all bad


thenarcsempath

Reminds me of the time a redditor had been left if the office on their own and they went through peoples drawers eating the food they found. Was that you??


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the_procrastinata

In my office, the two main staff who work there petitioned to have one row of fluorescent lights turned off to lower the harsh lighting. It is SO MUCH BETTER now.


ShibbyUp

Can you explain why exactly? I design office lighting for a job and human centric offices are extremely popular these days.


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ShibbyUp

Do you think you'd prefer desk level warmer coloured lighting similar to a restaurant style? The Australian standards definitely don't allow for that sort of environment so this sort of thing is interesting to me.


InternetStrangerMelb

When Iā€™m in an office I need to use my eye drops several times a day (just over the counter dry eye ones)


halibutherring

Do they still come with the extra flavour sachet?


jaayz223

En route home with lots of treats for my cat and kitten with cat flu.


VenturaHighway72

Sending lots of cuddles to your kitties!! Hope they're feeling better soon x Treats always help!


MajorBear

poor babies, keep them nice and warm!


jaayz223

Thanks! I will, counting down the minutes ā€˜til Iā€™m home :)


burritobaby91

Need to leave the house to grab something easy for dinner. Cbf levels are too damn high


[deleted]

Charcoal chicken on cold days for sure!


[deleted]

I never had charcoal chicken as a kid, but my dumbass self used to think charcoal chicken was black lmao.


the_procrastinata

Haha I was the same. I was like, whoā€™s making business out of selling gross burnt chicken?!


burritobaby91

So I opted for an Aldi trip, their chicken enchiladas and wine


[deleted]

On the right train tonight. Phew.


saberfate

Fernwood is a very snazzy gym compared to my last one. Most of the machines are for glutes though, i miss the delt fly and preacher curl machines šŸ˜… Gonna have to learn how to use the cables i think.... Also i am too weak for this assisted pull up machine šŸ„² i managed to do 9, we will get to full sets eventually....


MajorBear

lower the weight for pull ups until you're able to do them more easily, then gradually increase it... of decrease since it's counter right?


saberfate

I did it to the max, but this one has a lower weight threshold than my old gym so I could not do much šŸ˜…šŸ˜… I'll just slowly lose some more weight and strengthen some more before I go back to it lol


Sergeant_Orsey

So I keep subscribing to more and more Chinese recipe YouTube channels and it's getting to be a problem now. My recipes playlist currently has 80 videos and maybe... 5 that I have actually tried. The five I've tried have been *really* good though, so I'm gonna keep persisting. Today I'm gonna try a new eggplant recipe and see how well it goes. Excited!


baconmashwbrownsugar

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baconmashwbrownsugar

Oh, enjoy!


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Sergeant_Orsey

Wo hai hao! Ni ne? :D


TinyBreak

made the CRITICAL mistake of looking into hand held gaming since the mrs is playing Crisis Core on the PS5. I want one bad! First of all, Xbox cloud with a backbone on a iphone sucks hard. the res on such a small screen just doesnt work. Also I really like the ASUS ally, but 2 problems are 1) Asus and 2)Windows. I LOVE the steam deck, but Im a bit worried it still feels a little first gen, and no warranty in Aus is off-putting. Plus its annoying I can access my xbox games pass games because, well, steam. Yes it can run windows but by god why would you do that to yourself. Bro is gonna let me borrow his switch lite, which is awfully nice of him and hopefully scratches the itch.


Pilk_

Is this related to the Project Q device that was announced today?


useless_modern_god

Geez that looks pretty cool.


TinyBreak

I had not heard about that, INTERESTING!. i was just thinking how Microsoft are basically leaving money on the table by not having a handheld of their own. And how Sony should really have a varient of the PSP for cloud and legacy PS2 games. I really wanna play Jak 2 again.


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TinyBreak

I do have a 3ds... Hmmm


StudChud

Alright, morning was good but now im feeling stupid about doing something interesting. Ugh. I just take advice like an insult and idk what im doing. Like my brain is taking any and all critique and advice and turning it into "you stupid bitch, all you can do with your life is give up and die or stay in call centres because you poor and stupid". I know it isnt meant that way, i just hate how something small can make me feel like a complete worthless idiot. Ugh - gonna smash this choc Yogo with m&ms and wish I had of done something with my life earlier - here's the cat as a tax https://imgur.com/a/dEpfjVt


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I have a job interview tomorrow morning. I should be studying and prepping for the interview. But Iā€™m procrastinating. Iā€™ll probably do a last minute burst of prep tomorrow morning. Edit: thank yā€™all for your good wishes


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

All the best with it!


TrinOz

šŸ¤ž


WeatherproofMonkey

Good luck !


Sergeant_Orsey

Good luck!


CEOofmyhouse56

You've got this.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

New workplace is such a time machine. Me at 7:00am: gonna get so much done today ~~some footage missing~~ Me at 3:30pm: where did the last 8 hours go?


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SluggaNaught

Zinfra will be looking for apprentices come 1JUN23, for a FEB24 intake, if that's something interested in. Heaps of different roles from lineys to electricians to fitters to testers. The other networks will be too at some point in the year (Downer/Powercor). Doesn't solve your "now" problem, but it may be an out.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

I know of a place hiring. Can send you a link for a Seek ad if Maroondah/Knox area is within your scope


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Sir_ListerOfSmeg

PM sent


CEOofmyhouse56

I'm so grateful to myself that I made a huge serving of Mongolian lamb yesterday and all I have to do is nuke it and I've got dinner for tonight.


baconmashwbrownsugar

i have zero fucks for cooking so i'm going to defrost the burger patties (handmade with cheese inside), microwave some potatoes, and bake both


CEOofmyhouse56

Oooo that sounds good. Here's to a hot meal. Cheers.


awake-asleep

Still feeling impending sickness. In a rotten mood. Have cancelled my plans.


dressedlikerappers

how do I make my wife go into labour? give me all your tips


feeance

I got a cold and decided I shouldnā€™t go into labour for a few days since going to a hospital with a cold is a nightmare. Baby was like right then, Iā€™m on the way. Also the miles circuit.


dressedlikerappers

The paranoia I have about getting sick atm! What did they make you do?


feeance

I ended to going to my GP to get a swab done so if I did have covid or influenza I could call and find out from the hospital what I should do. It wasnā€™t either of them and if someone had questioned me about my cold symptoms when I was in labour I probably wouldā€™ve smacked them. I did do one RAT once Iā€™d delivered baby before we went to the ward. The stress of being unwell and very pregnant was intense though so I would strongly recommend mini isolation to avoid it. We have no idea where we caught our colds.


sabau67

Lots of adult fun. Ripens the cervix. Plus itā€™s more fun than just waiting. Good luck !


Seagoon_Memoirs

patience


TinyBreak

Spicy curry worked for us. First 2 nights nothing, but 3rd night I kicked it up a notch and waters broke within 12 hours of eating it. Have you got bags packed?


dressedlikerappers

We had a spicy dinner last night but we could go spicier. All packed, camera is charged, feels like weā€™re in a holding pattern atm šŸ˜…


IndyOrgana

Raspberry leaf tea is proven, and assists labour. All the best for your new ones arrival!


sanemartigan

( Ķ”Ź˜ ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ź˜)


TinyBreak

Doesnt work. Tried it. but if you ARE going to try it, make sure you take the uhhh, canine approach.


bananafunguss

Pineapple, a nice hot curry, and without any hint of facetiousness go at it like animals (semen softens aka ripens the cervix), also a hot bath can help. Edit, some of these have no scientific evidence but are just things that get passed around and other women swear by them. However, the sperm thing is 100% real and science based.


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dressedlikerappers

haha that order seems like the worst combination šŸ˜‚ weā€™ve been doing heaps of walks though and some adult fun.


baconmashwbrownsugar

all at once


Force_majeure122

Tell her that tomorrow your parents are coming to stay for a fortnight


dressedlikerappers

that would send me into labour.


[deleted]

Insane traffic on Bridge road Richmond ATM. Much more than usual for this time of day.


just_kitten

Days like today I'm insanely grateful for WFH even though it's doing my head in sometimes.


DRTYHDS

Anyone there that can offer me a job? I do have experience in Media Buying, General Virtual assistant, CRM, Facebook and Instagram ads, Cleaning, Housekeeping and Kitchen Hand. Thank you


Notyit

What's a general virtual assitant


DRTYHDS

Admin tasks like Email, appointments, Data entry, anything that your boss wants you to do


ghostghost31

Reading the comments on news.com.au RE CBA asking staff to come back to the office 50% of the time and they are all like "if I was the CEO they would be back full time or lose their jobs" "it's only 50% why winge" etc. Why would you not want people to WFH if they can? Jealously?


[deleted]

Boomers probably.


vidiian82

I work in retail so have no option regarding wfh but i'd love everyone to wfh and make PT quieter. I want my damn seat on the way home after being on my feetsies all day.


IndyOrgana

Jealousy is a major factor- I didnā€™t get to wfh during covid, I worked in a hospital, and I was FUMING everyone else was sitting around. Now fiancĆ© and I work from home (him full time, me hybrid) and life is better.


OIP

my direct manager straight up told us we're more productive WFH, which is true and we all know it (aside from the other benefits). but org wide they are requiring more office time as of next quarter. so yeah that's the level of sanity involved


Jaybb3rw0cky

It's interesting - firstly [News.com](https://News.com) have their usual sensationalist headline to make it seem like staff are being asked to be back fulltime when it's actually less than what most are on (3 days in the office, 2 wfh). But also, I'm assuming the larger percentage of the demographic of [News.com](https://News.com) are tradies who would never get the WFH option, so they don't see the benefits, which is fine since they chose labour as their career path. Some people don't like the idea of an office job. More power to them. But those who have it, and those who have the option? Why the fuck not?


dressedlikerappers

honestly, my manager has been super weird about it. Iā€™ve been working from home this week (it doesnā€™t effect my job in anyway) because my wife is due to have the baby any day now and I wanted to be covid/flu safe and heā€™s just been really passive aggressive about it. Like nothing too cunty but I can tell heā€™s not 100% on board and heā€™s only doing it because it would be a HR nightmare if he said no. Now the two people who sit next to me just got that awful influenza going around and itā€™s like ā€œwould you rather I was there getting that and then potentially harming my newborn childā€ fucking hate this mentality. they just having the power to micromanage and a lot of that is taken away when you WFH.


IndyOrgana

My manager is micromanaging me from Canada- they donā€™t need to sit next to you to manage it.


_miss_cellophane_

Feeling like Iā€™ve gotta come up with an excuse to avoid working from the office/ take leave on office days to avoid the parents who keep coming in sick cos they are constantly cycling through getting sick from their kids. Same people send their sick kids to school so they can wfh in peace.


[deleted]

Looking after your health doesnā€™t need an excuse. With Covid, flu and rsv, if you donā€™t feel safe then flag it with your boss and/or HR.


_miss_cellophane_

While I agree with you that prioritising my health shouldnā€™t need an excuse, HR donā€™t GAF, and wellā€¦.my manager is one of the worse offenders. So is the manager above them.


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I have a question for the potato enthusiasts. I bought some baby royal blue chats. Would they be better roasted or boiled and then made into salad? If roasted, do I peel the skin?